IHIP News: CHAOS at the Capitol as Lindsey Graham FLEES Cameras and AOC Outs President SECRETS?

All right, it's time for another episode. of news with Ryan. Ryan is our producer. and he's been with us only a month and. it's just fun to throw a producer right. on camera and haze him. And so this. series is Ryan is presenting news to us. We have no idea what he's presenting and. we want you to comment along in the. comment section. Ryan, take it from. here. >> We are starting off with an update on. Lindsey Graham's bubble wand. So Kylie, if you can play the clip. >> All right. Can I ask just where is that bubble wand.

now? At this point in time, where is it? >> You know, I don't know. >> You don't know? >> I didn't buy it for me. >> Who'd you buy it for? >> For a friend's girl. >> That's very nice of you, man. >> All right. One thing I've learned, I. think we need competition for bubble. guns cuz it was pretty high. >> Right. Did you understand all of the. attention about the bubble wand type. thing or did you didn't understand it? >> I don't really. worry about stuff like that. Try to live my life the best I can. >> Very.

>> So he kind of tried to shift it back to. some kind of conversation about guns, but the TMZ I was not letting up on the. bubble wand. >> Yeah, he just went his default setting. is just to be a war hawk, which is. fascinating. But my favorite part of. that is I'm just trying to live my life. the best I can. He actually bragged. about what you're seeing me do is my. best foot forward. All hammered, schnockered, drunk half. the time. Like a you got to love Israel. And how he says Israel. Israel.

And he's running around with a bubble. wand and he's like, yeah, this is just. my best foot forward. That's the best I. got. All right, what's next? >> Okay, so yesterday Trump nominated a Fox. News contributor to become surgeon. general. Her name is Nicole Saphier and. this is some of her important reporting. from Fox News. Kylie, play the clip. >> Inside Out, which is one of Pixar's. movie and it was they had an anxiety. character. Elements, which was another. animated movie. Um they had a non-binary.

character. People are not interested in. a lot of these woke ideologies, especially men who are watching some of. these movies. You have to get back some. of that testosterone and that adventure. And I'm sorry, but these movies just. don't cut it. >> So, Lisa So, I just want to note that. this is the woke non-binary character. uh that she's referring to. Uh the character is literally water. So, I'm not sure how. that has any type of gender applied to.

it, but apparently this is what men are. outraged about. >> Why are these men going to animated. movies to begin with? Like I don't. >> animated movies, Bombs. >> You do? >> I do, yeah. >> I I'm just like I didn't I don't see. animated movies in since my kids were. little. I mean, I just. I just don't. I mean, I think if people want to watch. animated or animation, swing for the. fences, do it. I think what's big a. bigger tell here is that in the. defensive men they are talking about men.

are so upset. They're so sad. This makes. them feel so not manly. She just. emasculated men in her defensive men. And that's the bigger point that I think. people are kind of starting to pick up. on. Like if you're such a man, why are. you sitting around in the fetal. position, triggered, whining all the. time? Like it's just like a that. character gets you upset. And also. Fox News, this is what they're talking. about when their dear leader is in the.

throes of a child rape uh investigation, Jeffrey Epstein files. >> So, next we have. a question posed to AOC on Capitol Hill, and I want to see what uh you guys think. about it. Kylie, play the clip. >> We're going to have first Are we going. to have a female president first or a. gay president? >> Oh, it's a Well, we don't know if we've. already had a gay president. >> true. That's. true. >> I think there's chances that maybe we. have, but I don't know. >> Have you.

So, there are actually some. conservatives on Twitter saying that. she's. insinuating that OBAMA WAS GAY. WHICH, OBVIOUSLY, I MEAN, Obama's just. not gay. >> No, I mean, he just could you I mean, this exudes straight I mean, even. like his little Remember whenever he was. running for one of the dad jeans? No gay. man, even in the closet, would have worn. that. And I think Obama is very. attractive. I think he and I think he.

has that kind of. I think he exudes kind of straight man. energy. >> So, next, something a little more. serious following the Supreme Court's. ruling this week regarding the Voting. Rights Act, five states have started. moving towards redistricting. This. includes Tennessee. Kylie, if you can. pop this up. So, this is a tweet from. Marsha Blackburn. She says, "I urge our. state legislature to reconvene to. redistrict another Republican seat in. Memphis. It's essential to cement real. Donald Trump's agenda in the golden age.

of America. I vow to keep Tennessee a. red state, and as governor, I'll do. everything I can to make this map a. reality." So, she's running for governor. in Tennessee. Um and this is something we talked about. on I've Had It episode, but just so. everyone can remember who this woman is. Kylie, if you can pop this up. Marsha Blackburn. She is proud to. celebrate Nuclear Family Month, uh you. know, instead of Pride Month in June.

That was one of their big things that. they're doing in Tennessee. Um. and yeah, they're trying to redistrict. all over the country before the. midterms. Uh Florida approved a new map. yesterday. Louisiana postponed their. primaries. Uh, Mississippi announced a a. redistricting session, and Alabama. saying that they're moving as quickly as. possible to. to redistrict. >> Couple of thoughts. Number one, Marsha.

Blackburn needs game in in her life. >> I was thinking the same thing. Like, immediate immediate. Um, number two, I feel like all of this, uh, the Supreme Court ruling, the gutting of. the Civil Rights Act, the, uh, hypocrisy on Republican gerrymandering, where they want to do it whenever they. want to, and then if Democrats take it. to the vote, it's bed-wetting, state-wide meltdown, trigger city.

I think they're not factoring in that. their guy is at like 30% approval. rating. And here's something interesting. about Trump, um, that we have to realize. He drove first-time voters to the polls. He got people that had never voted. before in rural America to go vote for. him. And I don't think Marsha Blackburn. or Marco Rubio or, obviously not J.D. Vance. I think you're going to have a. lot of people that went out to vote for.

Trump that will sit this next one out. And then that's an opportunity for. Democrats to really pounce and move. I. don't think you can move Republicans. I'm not one of these people that think. you can, but I do think you can, um, get people to come out that haven't. voted before before. But I want to go. back to the AOC thing really quickly. I do think she's right. I think. statistically, um, if you look at all of those, how. many presidents we have, 47? I mean, I think there could have been a. queen in there, for sure. All right,

moving along. >> Um, next we have a video that's going. viral, um, of Callista Gingrich. She is. the ambassador, the U.S. ambassador to. Switzerland. Kylie, if you can play the. clip. >> Hello, I'm Callista Gingrich, the United. States Ambassador to Switzerland and. Liechtenstein. And I'll be leading a. delegation to the Select USA Investment. Summit May 3rd through the 6th in. National Harbor, Maryland.

>> So, she is notorious for face-tuning her. pictures. Um Kylie, if you can pop this up. So, obviously on the right is her. and this is very prevalent on her. Instagram feed. She posts a lot of. selfies with Newt Gingrich and people. are noticing that she actually took it. to another level and is face-tuning. herself in these videos that are being. released by the State Department. And.

there are actually people. online who they're calling for a. wellness check. They're asking. whether she's a robot, if she's still. alive. Um. yeah, what do you think? >> I agree because when I saw that at. first, I thought it was AI because it. was so stark and then I thought, you. know how when you go to a funeral, I. don't know if they do it all over, but. definitely in the South they have an. open casket, which means the dead person. just has a ton of makeup and lots of. lipstick and I just thought.

she looks like a mortician did her. makeup. I mean, it's bad. Again, we need. a gay person in her life. >> open casket. It it definitely. >> open casket. >> It really is. It it's again, I go back. to this thing that Trump talks about. insane asylums all the time because on a. Freudian level he feels like he's in one. because these are this these are his. peers. These are the people he he hangs. out with all the time. Mike Pence, uh. Kristi Noem, of course she got fired, but now she's, you know, the shield. leader or whatever.

Uh and then just you can go around the. table at those cabinet meetings. Little. Marco, J.D. Vance, this broad. Uh who's. the ambassador to Greece? What's her. name? That crazy ass. her. It's just like you would be talking. about insane asylums all the time if you. got up. and that was your life. Those were your. peers. That was your social group. So. anyway, I think that is all fantastic. news. Ryan, thank you for presenting us. with news and to our listener and. viewer. Let us know what you think. Has.

there been a gay president? I want some. of our listeners and viewers to just go. deep dive internet sleuth and let's see. if there are any gay rumors. There's got. to be one. Surely we've had a gay. president. >> Well, I've got one for you. Phantom of. the Opera blasted over the White House. speakers. Arnold Palmer has a big dick. and now we've seen edited out of the 60. Minutes interview how hot the Secret. Services like there's some clues out. there who the gay president is.

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