You're Never Too Old To Have Fun (Marathon)

This marathon is sure to bring out your inner child. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Marathon and to all who celebrate Merry Christmas Eve and Merry. Skibidi Toilet to all who celebrate that. As you can tell by what Link just said, we're both hip. Yeah. We're both with it. We're those, we're both down with what the kids like. Mm-hmm.

On this show, we eat and we eat. Oh. And we both understand what that means. Yes, we do. No cap. So we put together a marathon of the best GMM episodes dealing with the world of kids. You don't have to be a kid to enjoy it, and we hope you do enjoy it. Uh. My face is not awake yet. I just want to. Do you want me to slap it? Uh, no. A lot of times that'll cause us to break out into a fight.

Nope, that's not gonna happen. Okay, well then what do you want me to do? I don't, I'm just, I just. Hey, let me splash you with water. My Christmas. I'm gonna do it in the way they do the holy water. My, the, the ho. What? The holiday schedule is just messing up my face, you know. What, you got, what you got there? What, what, what do you mean. You got there? This is a bottle opener. What are you say? I was trying to make it. I haven't been drinking. I was trying to make it jingle. I haven't been drinking. Uh, could you say what you were saying in Gen Alpha? This marathon is giving kids.

Thank you. The first episode pits kids against their mortal enemy, adults. Adults are so sus. This is Kids vs. Adult Snack Taste Test from June 1st, that's my birthday. Yes, it is. 2022. - How would these kids' snacks taste all grown up? - Let's talk about that. (cheerful music). Good Mythical Morning.

- Happy birthday, Link! - Oh, you shouldn't have. - Shouldn'ta what? - Well, I was assuming that you did something amazing. for my birthday, and you shouldn'ta gone through all that trouble. - Great. - Great. - Okay, how 'bout you get to eat a bunch of kids' foods, but adultified in such a way. that you don't feel guilty eating 'em. as a middle-aged manchild? - Oh, you shouldn't have. - It's time for, "Adultifying Kids' Foods. So We Can Eat Them Without Guilt. We're Sick of Being Judged, Especially by You, Chase Hilt.".

- Yeah, Chase Hilt, stop judging us! But you did get me something for my birthday, right? - [Chase] Oh, yeah, of course! - And you got me something for my birthday, really, right? - Yeah, I'm gonna give it to you in More, yeah. Mm-hm, yeah. - What does that face mean? Okay, let's get into this, 'cause I like this concept, because, my palate, yes, it's a little juvenile. I like spoonfuls of peanut butter, I like sugary cereals. - Microwaved American cheese on white bread?

You like that, too? - Yeah, yeah! 20 seconds, baby! - Okay, so we've asked the Mythical Kitcheneers. to take four popular kids' foods, and give 'em the adult treatment. - Because I'm older now. - Yeah, well so am I. - Every day. - We'll decide if the snack is worthy of reclaiming. by declaring "Grownups call dibs!". Or "Just for kids.". - All right, let's start out. with the ubiquitous kids' dinner, dinosaur chicken nuggets. They allow you to feel like an even bigger dinosaur, 'cause you get to bite off the heads of a T-rex,

ooh, look at me! - You're having too much fun with that. - I've been told that I can't have. this type of fun in public, at my age. So, we decided to change the shape of chicken nuggets. into adult items. Don't get too hot and bothered. - Yeah. - [Link] These are chicken a la nugg. - What's this, Nicole? - [Nicole] That's a briefcase, for all your adult papers. And manila envelopes. and stuff. - I thought it was. a little purse. - [Link] A pocketbook. - [Rhett] Thought it was a little purse.

- And what is the dip here? - [Nicole] That's an heirloom tomato ketchup, very heavily spiced, very delicious if I do say so myself. - As an adult, I'm definitely-. - This just looks like a square. - [Nicole] That's a newspaper that hasn't been opened yet, so it's like a closed, boring newspaper. - It's square, all right. - [Nicole] 'Cause you don't. know what's on it. - Let's eat it. - What's this? This is a french horn? A squirrel. - [Nicole] Turn it around. one more time. - [Link] A french horn. - [Nicole] Turn it, turn it, yeah, that's a sensible heel. You know? - Well, but it also doubles as a squirrel,

I mean, literally. - Oh, it really does. - And, this is just a fish. - [Nicole] That's a necktie. - Oh, okay. - [Nicole] Yeah, that way, mm-hm. - This is a necktie. - That's a short necktie. - And then this is a giraffe's head. - [Nicole] Turn it around, turn it around, that's a wine glass. - Oh! - [Nicole] Sippy sippy. - You know what? As long as you're here to give the adults instructions. on how to engage with these, oh, mm. - Now I wanna taste this pimp boot. (crew laughs).

- Well, that ketchup's gonna be a little bit much for you, I think. - I've already had it, and it's very... It's very sweet, but, adultified. - [Nicole] Quite. - The best part about this was. the game I just played with Nicole. You know what I'm saying? Like... - It was an adult game. - It was a very adult game. Very mature game where I held things up, and Nicole told me to turn 'em over, to explain exactly what they were. It's not a fish, it's a necktie. - There has to already be like. fully adultified nuggets, right?

I'm talking like... You're going to work? - [Nicole] Gotta wear your sensible heel, too. - Wear your sensible heel. You know? I'm talking wieners and fallopian tubes and whatnot. - Well, listen. If you can make a wineglass, you can make a wiener. - I know you can, but we didn't, and I just- - No, I did. I did. I made a circumcised wiener. - I just don't think. this works. Do you think it works? Make your argument. I made mine.

- I said that. I enjoyed the game, but the game is not exactly adult. - Adults don't play games. - [Rhett] We don't have time for games. - We unroll newspapers. - I understand what we're going for here, and I appreciate the effort, but I still feel like, making chicken into any kind of shape. that's not chicken. - That's not wieners? - Or wieners, is kind of a kids thing. - Chicken a la nugg. - [Both] Just for kids. - Now Goldfish crackers are the perfect kids' snack. because they're young fish, eaten by young kids.

Understand the principle, right? Okay? So if kids eat young fish, wouldn't grown-ups eat Old Fish? - [Link] That's what we've cooked up here. - [Rhett] It's logical! - Now this is a nice-looking packaging, isn't it? I mean, it looks like it's for, not just adults, but like actual retirees, kind of a thing. - Yeah, and it's got aged cheddar? - Twinklefingies, did you work this up? This is nice, man, I like the old people font,

and you actually don't see the Old Fish on here, you just get a piece of cheddar. That was a good choice. - [Rhett] "Quality aged cheddar in every bite.". We don't need nutritional, oh, we do have nutritional information, look. - And this thing... - There's one in there. There's... - It's a prototype. - There's one in there! I love it. I love it, okay. - [Link] It's a prototype. - [Rhett] I don't wanna break it. - Let's taste this and see if we can consider it to be a.

seaman's delight. - Hm. Oh, look! You know, this is something we discovered a while back. There is a face on most, there's supposed to be a face on every Goldfish, but when you get an Old Fish, you can really see that face. - How did you prototype this? You like took Goldfish, young fish and oldened 'em? - [Nicole] Well, not really, we just made a cracker out of some cheddar, a little bit of seaweed, some kelp, sea salt, and then we made it kind of a little bit like upset, 'cause you know, he's old,

so he has bags under his eyes, and he's like, not really happy to be here. - So you didn't take Goldfish and make 'em into Old Fish, you really from the start... - It's real aged cheddar and, I think she said seaweed, you probably shouldn't have listened to that. - I know, I know. - Oh. Wow. That is a nice flavor, Nicole! - [Nicole] Thank you. - It has really got, it's pungent. - You remember when we went into that cheese shop. in Wisconsin. and made the cheese wrap like 14 years ago?

- Yeah. - And they had a very old aged cheddar, it was like a 10 year aged cheddar, and they said "The only people who buy this and like this. are elderly men.". Something about their tongues. - I do remember that. - Their tongues are so old and broken, that the only thing they can taste is super sharp cheddar, and I tried it and I was like "I like it.". - You're old on the inside, and it's starting to come out. This is good, I don't taste any of the ocean paper. - [Nicole] Yeah, it's pleasant.

Old people can be pleasant. - Yeah, and if you just broke this out. at like a grown-up party somewhere in the hills... - This is good. You know what it reminds me of? - I wasn't done with my thought. - You wasn't throwing your thought? Throw it. Sorry. - I wasn't throwing it, I wasn't done with it. If you broke these out at a party in the hills, I don't think you'd get any strange looks. That was all I was gonna say, it wasn't that great, but you didn't let me finish. - I knew where you were going with it. It reminds me of... You know, when we went on Kelly Clarkson's show and like-.

- Oh, name dropper. (crew chuckles). Name dropper Neal. - I could call her right now. No, she didn't give me her number or anything. - She didn't? - But she gave us a gift, and one of those things in the dressing room was Wine Chips. Not a sponsor, but it is a brand, and it's like, it's potato chips for old people who drink wine. And they're really good. Just like this. This is some good stuff. Old Fish. - [Both] Grownups call dibs!

- I want more pudding in my life, and I don't wanna have to go to the hospital to get it. Or back to middle school, you know? - Both of those are bad options. - So I wanna have some Snack Packs. for me as a healthy adult out in the real world. So we have commissioned the production of Napa Vala Valley. Napa Valley Pudding. Napa Vala. - Look at those. Look at those, Link. - Now, as it says right there,

"Snack Pack, Wine Pudding Cup.". Wine. Pudding. - So this is wine-flavored. pudding? - [Nicole] It's pudding-flavored wine. I'm just kidding, yeah, no, you're right. - Well, I'm still excited. And you've done the layering here. - [Nicole] Yeah, so it's pinot grigio and Cabernet, non-alcoholic of course. And we just made a pudding out of them. with a little bit of chocolate. Dig right in. - It smells good. - You suggest digging or just pushing it back?

- [Nicole] You know, do whatever you want, you're an adult now. - Dig it out. So this is kinda like tiramisu's drunk uncle. - Ah. Hm. - Mm. - Heh! I kinda like it. (crew laughs). It punched my mouth a little bit. - It did! - You know? In like a good way. - Yeah, 'cause you still got that, I'm trying to get to the next layer, I'ma get a little bit more chocolate. - I got a little bit of white wine. I can picture a hard-working mom at the end of the day. in her bathtub, surrounded by candles,

just like (slurps). Just slurping down some pudding. - Or welcome to book club! - Mm-hm. - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. I like to picture moms in bathtubs, not book clubs, though. Oh, did I say that out loud? (crew chuckles). - I didn't hear it. The white wine... - Is nice. (crew chuckles). - What is that? I mean, how do you even do that? - Is there still a chocolate flavor in there?

- [Nicole] Yeah, there's a little bit of white chocolate. in there. - It's so good, Nicole. - [Nicole] Thank you. - It's mm-mm. - This is fun, and, I mean if it were alcoholic, and it eventually should be. - It could be, but it is not. - Then, I mean, this would be my preferred method. of getting intoxicated. - It would? And then when you finish your pudding, you've got a little glass. Take-home glass. - Comes with a free wine glass. - Or you can take it to the store and exchange it! - Now you tasted some of this, right? - Except in the state of Colorado. - You like, right? - [Nicole] Oh, I love.

- This is so smart. - You made wine pudding! I mean, I didn't even think this could be a thing! - I mean this is threading the needle, 'cause I'm getting all of that nostalgia of eating pudding, but none of the shame. - No shame at all, eating pudding out of a wine glass. - Until I embarrass everybody around me, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, we're gonna limit you to one cup, okay? - [Link] Napa Vala, or should I say Valley Pudding. - [Both] Grownups call dibs! - You know what? I'ma give you a present for my birthday.

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for these three days only, so do not miss out. MythicalSociety.com for details, it's coming out of Rhett's paycheck. - Hey, what? 'Ey. - Yep. - Okay, grownups love cheese and crackers, you can't dispute that, but could you imagine sharing. one of these old-school Handi-Snacks with another grownup? I mean it'd be such a shameful thing. if I were to like take this thing. and then stick it into your mouth like this, ah, we don't wanna do that. - Is anyone watching? - Well you know what? We are introducing the adult-friendly version. meant for friendly adults to share.

This is called the "Well Isn't That Handy? Snack.". - And of course, this is gonna cost ya. A lot more. 'Cause there's a woven basket, there's an embroidered top. - But adults have jobs. - And then you open that thing up, and look at that. - Holy moly! Look at that, is that little baguettes? - A little baguette and some fondue! Don't mind if I fon-do. Oh, and look at that. - That's kinda like, you know, the...

- 'Cause you know how the red stick on the thing. has like a thing, and then so you do that? - Yeah, we know. Oh, gosh. Here, let's just, yeah. - I mean, you could really spread with that on it. - But you don't need to, though. Here, just let go. Let go. - Just take it, just take it. - Okay, you can have that part. - I can have this part. - So I'm just gonna come in here, get a little dippy-doo. - Maybe I'll put a little bit more on there.

- Well. You know, this is going in your mouth, so. - What? - Yeah, I mean we're sharing. - Oh yeah, now adults can watch. - Oh, gosh. (crew laughs). Okay, that's your stick, now, if you could wet my stick. That's some strong cheese, what kind of cheese you got in there? - [Nicole] It's Alpine Swiss and Gruyere. - Alpine Swiss? And Gruyere. - Look at the adult.

(crew laughs). - Oh, gosh. I'm sorry. Mm. (crew laughs). - Working for me. Is it working for you? Is it doing you right? - I apologize. You shouldn't have had to see that. - We're all adults here. Just having a picnic. - Just two grown men. - Just getting handy with it.

- Sharing breadsticks with each other, mkay? Nothing to see here. - I mean, the pricing on this thing. is the only thing I'm concerned about. You know, woven, embroidered. What is our overhead? - Well... Sometimes I walk into a Kirkland. and I see something like this for three dollars. - Yeah, how do they do it? - I don't know. - They blow my mind every time. That and World Market. - This has gotta be a collab. - They got all that crap. - This is a collab with Kirkland's.

- Kirkland's, man. Kirkland's is like the World Market. inside of the mall, right? - We can get in and out. of a Kirkland's with this for 9.99. Blow people's minds. - Right, right, right. - I'm having fun. - Is that all it takes? - Yeah, that's all it takes. - Should I do that again? - Nope! One's plenty. - [Link] Well Isn't That Handy? Snacks. - [Both] Grownups call dibs! - I mean, listen, we've taken a number of things. from the children today. - Yeah. They have too much already. - Right.

- Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. - You know what time it is. Wow, what a great episode that I don't remember doing at all. Yeah, prime example of the fact that, uh, we have like dog memories. What. When it comes to this show. I mean, I mean we watch it back 'cause we did watch it back. Yeah, we did. Just now. Uhhuh. We watched every second of it, Uhhuh. And I'm like, look, if, if I didn't know that was me, I would've been entertained by it. It could be your twin. Your dad. I'm gonna start.

Your dad was a busy man. I'm gonna start watching. Maybe had another child that looked just like you. That's pre beard me was really good at eating pimp boots. We now, we, we did prove that we are legitimate adults though, because we. prefer mostly adult things, which, uh, that was nice to have that confirmed. Yes. We're not children. Are we? We're not. We, we don't act like it, it, the thing that, that I like about. children is how unfiltered they are. Oh. You know? And I, we don't act like that. I certainly don't act like that.

I don't say whatever's on my mind. Right. Like a child. Yeah. And I'm jealous of children because I would like to be more carefree. and just say whatever I'm thinking. Well just do it. Say what you're thinking. Come on. I, I don't get the hype about beets. You're talking about the purple vegetable? No, I'm talking about the headphones. The headphones. Are you? The headphones, yeah, I'm talking about the headphones. No, I'm talking about the purple vegetable.

Okay, good, 'cause that makes it funnier. Oh good. Yep. Well, whichever one's funnier is the one that I meant. This is Hilarious Kids Test Answers Game from September 5th, 2018, and we will remember this. Mm-hmm. - Can we get inside the mind of a school child? - Let's talk about that. - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music). - Good mythical morning! - Now right out of the gate, we're issuing.

a very important heads up, so here it is, heads up! In small towns all over America, we have put up brand new Mythical billboards! - Yeah that's right! So, keep your eyes peeled for our billboards. in a small town near you. And watch our socials for clues as to their locations, and then you can share your findings. with the hashtag MythicalUSA. - Now today is the first ever, bring your youngest son to YouTube day. So in just a few moments, my son Shepard, and Link's son Lando, are gonna play.

a very special back to school game with us. - Mhmm, now Shep and Lando, or as they're known on the streets, Shando, are gonna join us to look at some of the absolute best. worst answers ever given on school tests, and then posted on the internet. It's time to play, Can We Guess These Funny Answers? - Alright welcome to the show Shando! - That's you guys! You could say like, thanks for having us, or hey Dad.

(laughing). - This is gonna be great! How're you guys doing today? - Good - Good. - Okay, there was an expectation, that you were gonna like, talk to us, on the show, so, - You ready to play a game? - Let's do that. - Are you enthusiastically, incredibly, excited, like Nickelodeon level excited for this game? - Yeah. - Yes. (laughing). - Alright! - They're very subdued kids when you throw. cameras in front of them. - Oh you just wait. - Maybe we should have cameras all around the house?

- No. - Oh I do. (laughing) I already have cameras all around your house. - What? - Alright guys, here's how this is gonna work, around my house? - Remember we watch it every night at 9:00 pm. - Alright so, we're gonna see, an image, - It's boring then. - Pretty early if you ask me, but, whatever. - I'm trying to tell you guys how this games working. (laughter). Alright, here's how this is gonna work. We're gonna see an image of a real test question, that had an amazing answer, and then, the four of us, have to guess. what the censored out answer is, before Stevie reveals it to us. You guys can work as a team. - Yeah, Shando you guys are playing as a team,

Link and I on our own, and whoever has the fewest points at the end, will have to drink an after school snack smoothie. in Good Mythical More, which is basically, just a bunch of after school snacks. blended together in smoothie form. Does that sound good? - Yes! - No. - There you go! - There we go. - That's right Lando! - That's the spirit Lando! - Lando carrying Shando! - Alright, let's see the first question. Cause: Tony practices the piano. 20 minutes every day. Effect is blurred out, so, we're gonna write down the answers, then you guys can come up with your answer okay? - Wait, so right when you're done, we can just,

like blurp it out? - Yeah you can blurp it out. - If you got something. - So just like, right when you're done, say it? - Okay, I got my answer. - I got mine. - But I wanna hear from you guys, I wanna hear from the experts, first. - Alright guys, what do you think was written on the test? - He practices 40 minutes a day, every two days. - Oh you're making it a Math problem. - Hey, he's a smart one. 40 minutes every two days, he did multiplication on y'all.

Ha! - Cause: Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day. Effect, what do you think Lando? - He doesn't like it. (laughter). - He doesn't like it. - Well that's kinda consistent with my answer, which was, those 20 minutes suck! - And I'm on the same page too, but I wrote specifically, Effect: Tony hates piano. - [Stevie] Alright guys let's reveal the real answer, he is a big nerd. (laughter). - That, that says herd.

- It does look like it says herd. - He's a big herd, that's what they're calling nerds now. Now you guys both play piano right? - Yes. - Isn't this the case? Do you think you're nerds? - No. - No. - Well, we'll see about that. (laughter). - Alright, let's see the next question. - [Rhett] I think my mom should do less of this. You got a picture that this kid drew of their Mom. We've blurred something out, uh. - There's an answer written at the bottom.

- [Rhett] Okay. - Can't quite tell what it is. - I can. - Oh, okay, so you guys got something? - Uh huh. - Yes. - I think my Mom should do less of this, - Drinking. (laughter). - Drinking? - Okay, you mean like juices and milk? - No. (laughter). - What're you talking about? - Beer, wine, stuff like that. - Okay. - Oh, you're really throwing. Mom under the bus, seemingly here. (laughter).

Maybe for the record you should say, I'm not talking about my Mom, I'm talking about this kids Mom. - Yeah, yeah. (laughter). - What do you think Shepard? - Online dating. (laughter). - Oh, so then what do you think is blurred out, that is drawn beside the Mom? - Her phone. - Oh her phone. - Oh her phone, yes. - You know what, so Shepard, I was thinking exactly the same thing, I don't know what that says about our, our collective, well she's my wife, she's your Mom, I was trying to find a word for that.

- Relative. - I said, text her boyfriend. - Oh. - I wasn't thinking about my wife, I was thinking about that kids Mom. - And I wrote, I think my Mom should do less. of hand puppets. (laughter). - Ah, that's good. - I think that's - I think that might be right. - I definitely think the Mom is into hand puppets, and that is a blurred hand puppet. - Alright what's the correct answer? - [Stevie] Alright, let's unblur it. - [Rhett] Drink wine! - [Link] Drink wine! - Alright that's, that is going to Lando! He said specifically beer and wine, and other stuff, but I think that, - Spirits. - Other spirits, congrats to team Grando.

- All great answers, but you guys get a point. - Okay alright, it's not looking good for us. Next question. - [Link] Imagine that you lived at the same time. as Abraham Lincoln. What would you say to him or ask him? - This is difficult, it requires time travel. - Yeah, well mines kinda long. - Oh Link, you're really going for it over there. - Okay. - Okay Shando, you got any thoughts here? - What's your favorite color? (laughter).

- What do you think he would say? - Just make small talk huh? - Green. - Green, you think he'd say green? - Mhmm. - Okay, what do you think that this kid put in the response? - What's your favorite color? - I was talking to. (laughter). I was talking to my son at this point, but, I mean, that was your opportunity to change your answer I guess. (laughter). - What do you think Lando? - Hey, wanna go to a play? (laughter).

- Pretty sinister. - Wow, much better than mine. - What do you got Link? - I wrote why did you decide to leave the show? Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were Andrew Lincoln, who plays Rick on The Walking Dead. (laughter). A lot of blur down there. - Yeah, mine was pretty short, it was just, you sure about that hat? (laughter).

- Okay so now let's find out the right answer. - [Stevie] Alright, let's reveal it. I'd tell him not to go to a play ever. - Oh oh, Lando, you're all over it, but, the exact opposite. - Yours was the snarky version. (laughter). - Alright but you still got a point. Alright well, Link you might need to talk to Lando. a little bit later, but uh, next question. - It's a very funny answer. - [Rhett] What are three things. you want to do in the future? - (whisper) I have one. (whispering).

- The boys are deliberating. - That's okay, they can do that, they're a team. (whispering). - Okay, I don't, I'm not confident. Alright, Shando, you guys got something? - Yes, okay, one, is pass out, one is. - Be rich.

- And one is be cool. - Pass out? - Pass out? - That was mine! - He did that one! (laughter). - Could you explain yourself? - Well, I mean, I'd rather do it. like right before school started though. (laughter). - Why do you wanna pass out? - I don't know, it'd just be cool like, I can say, oh I passed out. (laughter).

- You know what, you're right, it would be cool. - Lando, don't be their friends anymore. - Pass out, be rich, and be cool, okay. - Be cool's kinda redundant if you've passed out. - Yeah right. Uh, I had, went with the, you know. the way kids sort of did this meta thing, you know. Answered this question, finish this test, and then go home. - Okay, and I just went with, get rich, get married, get divorced. I don't know why.

Get remarried would be four. - Kids don't wanna get married. Not many boys say that though, I mean, - Yeah, I think they say I'm never gonna get married. - They're gonna what? - Well they do, most of the time, but, - Then they get divorced! - You're not thinking like a kid, you're thinking like you wanna be a kid, or something. - Right, you're not thinking about marriage at this stage. - No. - No. - Right, what are you thinking about? Besides passing out. You're not, you're not really, - Being rich. (laughter).

- Getting rich. - [Stevie] Alright, let's reveal the answer. It was, get a girlfriend, kiss her, rule the world. - [Rhett] Rule the world! - Get rich! - Yeah, get rich, - That would've been four. - It fits in there really nicely. - You think maybe this guy could be your friend. Seems like friend material? - I don't know if I can get in contact with him. - Not people who would wanna rule the world, but, - You don't wanna be friends. with people who want to rule the world? - No. - Why not? - It just sounds weird, and they'll try to boss you around.

because they want to rule the world. - Hard word to say. Rhett can't say wolves either, so don't worry about it. - I'd like to do it for about a day. (laughter). - And then pass out? - Alright next question. What do we call the science of classifying living things? - This is tough. - Again, trying to think like a kid. It's been a while, I live such a mature existence.

(laughter). It's difficult for me to put myself in the mind of a kid. - Okay, I don't know, a shot in the dark for me. Uh what about you boys? - Um, I would write psyfomorkia. - What? - Psyfomorkia. - Psyfomorkia, you'd make up a word? - I assume it's a word. - Oh, of course. - Yes.

- Psychomorphia, we use it all the time in our house. - Yeah! - You guys don't use psyfomorphia? So what is it? - What? - What is it? - It's psyfomorphia. - Yeah, psyfomorphia! - Psyfomorphia! - You know the science of classifying living things. - Never heard of it, what would you say Lando? - Boring. (laughter). - Lando, we're on the same page bro, boring. - Did you, did you cheat off of my son? - Yeah, I read his mind. (laughter). - Did you cheat off of Rhett? - No, I couldn't see over there.

- Okay, boring huh? Yeah I wrote, I think the answer they're looking for is, taxonomy, but my guess was stereotyping. - What? - [Stevie] Alright, let's reveal the answer. Racism. (laughter). - [Link] I'm pretty close, see! - Uh yeah. - I wasn't quite as funny as a grade school kid, which is par for my course. - Ha, that's good. Racism, wow. - But I feel like I should. get half a point. - Okay, take a half point, you're still behind Shep and Lando.

Alright, last question. - [Link] In a word, describe school. - My last answer would work well for this one. - Could be anything. - It could be something. - (whisper) Yeah it could. - Alright, I'm going to my go to, grade school for this. - Shando, you guys got any thoughts? - In a word, describe school. - Overrated. (laughter). - Overrated man, everybody's talking about how. you need to go to it, and you need to study for it,

and it's gonna make your future, and all that. You see right through that, don't you? - Lando you got something? - I must say again, boring. - Okay, yep. - Okay, he must say it. - That's hey, you know what? - Say it, just say it, if you must say it. - I did say it. - Oh, you did, right. - I was just kinda going off of. what we learned from the last one. In a word describe school, racism. (laughter). - Oh, ouch. Little social commentary. - Well I was just, because of, well, I'm trying here!

- This is a tough one, I just, kinda fell back on my go to grade school self, um, fart. (laughter). When in doubt, I would put fart on tests. And it was, treated me very well, across the years. - You might've done it, let's find the real answer. - [Stevie] Alright, let's reveal. (laughter). - [Link] Hell! - That's what I was gonna put, but I didn't know if I could say that. (laughter).

- There is no punishment in your house is there? - Sometimes. - Oh okay. - You know what, either way, Shando, you guys win! - That means you don't have to eat the smoothie, in Good Mythical More! - Congratulations man, dudes. - Alright, thanks for being here guys. - You're about as stingy with your five's as your Dad is. - Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing. - You guys say you know what time it is. - You know what time it is! - You know what time it is! They were so young, they're so old now.

Now, I know you, as you've told me, uh, as you talked about on Ear Biscuits, I believe. that Lando, he doesn't, the fact that this clip went so viral and goes reviral. Right. It's not his favorite thing, and I think we've just. Yeah. Have we just done it again or is it too deep into a marathon to matter? Uh, I hope it is because he's still not happy about it. I mean, just a couple of weeks ago, I think it came up in conversation. He was like, yep, I'm, that's why I'm not in any videos anymore. I mean, when you, when you start going to middle school and everybody's coming up to.

you saying, do you want to go to a play? But eventually, but he's getting to be the age now where he can start embracing it. I think yet he, he's flipping the script, hopefully. 15 and a half. Yeah. Is the, is the flip scriptin' time. And, and now it's time for Shepherd to really, really be known for his. pass out, be rich, be cool, uh, line. You know, that, that's really, that's really where we. Pass out, be rich, be cool. Yeah. Pass out, be rich, be cool.

Okay, while we're on the topic of our own kids, uh, I happen to recall a time that. Shepherd tried to destroy our testicles. Especially mine, if I remember correctly. Mm-hmm. And it's a moment that I would love to relive in clip form, but not. Full form. In full form. So please enjoy this brief nut busting bonus clip. Oh God. Yeah, bonus clip in the marathon from Which Jockstrap Is Best, February 25th, 2019.

- Okay Shep, get wherever you feel comfortable. Just, oh gosh. - First of all, you gotta move your hand, Rhett. - I am, I'm just making sure-- (Shepherd laughs). That this is, I feel so vulnerable, son. Now just give me like a three, two, one and then do it. and just go easy on your dad. - (chuckles) Three. - Are you looking at his balls or you looking at his face? Look at what you're aiming at.

- Three, two, one. (thumps) (Rhett groans). (Shepherd laughs). - You jumped before he hit it good, man. How'd that feel? - Ah, it was a lot scarier than it was painful. - The problem with me is, I'm shorter than you. - Great. - All right who's your favorite uncle? (Shepherd laughs). - Not you. (Rhett, crew laugh). - Okay Link, assume the position.

- Three, two, one. - Oh, there it is! Bulls eye! - All right. Our relationship, me and Shepherd, has been repaired, but I would say it took. three years. Yeah. One year for each testicle that he seemed to really want to permanently. damage, and then another year for, um. A buffer. A buffer. Just a healing buffer. Right, right. Well, the only way. We're good now. The way I got him to participate that day was, I was like, if you,

if you do this, you get to hit Link in the nuts and his eyes lit up. Well, yeah. Uh, he, I don't know, I don't know what, I don't know why he feels that way, but. he definitely took a lot of joy in hurting you, and I'm proud of him for that. But we're past it now. And this, this is, we don't be dr, digging up the hatchet. Okay, I, I understand what you're trying to say. You know? Yeah. Don't dig up the hatchet. Right. Is that not a saying? That should be a saying. It's a companion saying.

I mean, can't sayings have companion sayings? I mean, I know what you mean. The hatchet has been buried and don't dig it up. Don't go back, you know? Right, so. Where sleeping dogs lie. It's pretty good, Don. Yeah. Don't let sleeping dogs lie, stop waking up the dog. Yeah. Don't wake up the dog that's sleeping on top of where the hatchet was buried. Yes. That's it. How about an episode that's a treat for the kids and the kids at heart. Because if there's one thing that millennials love, it's literally anything. they experienced in their childhood.

Yeah, millennials. This is Kid Cuisine Taste Test Tournament. Tournament. From December 4th, 2024. Today we determine which kid cuisine meal is the best. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! We're about to discover the best kid cuisine meal. Now, for whatever reason, uh, those kid cuisine.

frozen TV dinners have all the millennials in. a nostalgic headlock. Yeah, y'all won't shut up about it. We are not above exploiting that nostalgia. in tournament form. Seven frozen favorites enter the Nostalgic Arena, but only one can be named victorious as they vie to. be crowned the Cuisine of Kings, the microwave meal of. magnificence, the TV dinner meal of transformation, the ultimate Kid Cuisine. It's time for, Here's Looking at You, Kid Cuisine.

The Great 2024 Kid Cuisine-Off. Okay, boys, one of our contestants today has. earned itself a first round buy on account of. it being the closest to the original Kid Cuisine, the All Star Nuggets meal. The rest of your lineup is as follows. Seed four and five, level up shark shaped fish sticks. versus level up dino nuggets. Seed three and six, level up cheese quesadilla versus.

level up mac and cheese bites. And Seed 2 and 7, Popcorn Chicken vs. Mini Corn Dogs. Whoa. Are we about to level up? Sounds like it! I think it's healthy for sure. Yeah, it's gonna be good for our bodies. And today, the board will be operated by none other. than Chef Juliette Jacques Pomplamoose Cousteau. Wow. Uh, who's a Michelin starred chef coming to us. all the way from France. Oh. Hello!

Hi. How dare you call this cuisine? You know what else is admitted? Kid! What is kid? We do not have kids. In France, everyone is born at 40 years old and dies. a sexy 40 year old person. Wow, that's not much of a life span. Right, yeah, it's quick. No, it's just, you look like that. Oh, okay, forever. And also, this is my first time trying. to do French accent. Sorry, France! I'm so sorry!

No, don't do that. It sounds great to us. Alright. You can level it up. I'm sorry, millennials. I'm not familiar with these things, but I'm. ready to taste them. Yes. The first match up of the morning is level up shark. shaped fish sticks and level up dino nuggets. All of the level up meals advertise their protein count. on the box, so we can assume these are meant to be a more. significant portion, and uh, the loser of each round will. get zapped to death in our haunted, malfunctioning, uh,

microjizz sorry, microwave, uh, right behind you. Oh, wow, okay. I don't understand. Okay, what I also don't understand is these. They put the fries and the nugs right next to each other? Like they're just all mixed up? My, my shark has a, has a fry dangling from its chin. That's what happens, for sure. - Now, you know... - And the only dip is chocolate?

Uh, you could probably bring ketchup. Of your own. Well, it's not with it. Um, I will say that NBC once called Kid Cuisine. the worst kid's packaged lunch in America in. terms of health content. That's why I've never eaten them. Also, we're too old. This is a bit tough to, uh, like. The fish is not tasty. - The fries are not great. - This could be a lot worse though. Yeah, it could be worse. And then you, you, you dip this.

- You dip your cookie into the... - Chocolate sauce. We've got to break the surface. Look at that. Look at that. There's a film on it. There's a pudding top. It tastes exactly like it looks, which. is like not great. They're taking advantage of you children. It's got sort of an easy bake oven sort of vibe on that. Uh, chocolate. I don't know why it was hard for me to say the. word children, but it was. Because you don't have any more anymore.

Not this young. Oh look, I got a stegosaurus. What did you get? Well, you don't even get it. I ate it. I think I got a brontosaurus. I keep wanting to dip it in the chocolate. Try it. Why not? - Some kids will do it - Because it's there. Well, chicken's better than fish. Definitely. Mm-Hmm? The fries are the same. Fries are the same. Comes down to these pretzel bones. I never had a pretzel bone.

I'm glad you're here for it. I'm glad you're here for it. It's like a dinosaur bone. Yeah, yeah. That goes in the chocolate. Oh my gosh, look. It's like, it really is like a tar pit. It's all, yeah, it's, it's leathery. Yeah. So, it kind of works over here. For it to be that way. When was the last time you've been to La Brea? Too long, Rhett. Let's go back. Ooh! These taste good. Did you know that, that right here in the. middle of Los Angeles you can go to a tar pit?

- Hey! - What are you laughing at back there? What's so funny? - Someone... - Farted? Yeah, I was gonna say something. Someone is on the roof knocking? Come in! We're trying to figure out what that means. Use the door preferably! I can go fight them! Give me my baguette! Yeah, let's send our French chef to fight. the person on the roof. Is it Santa looking for a chimney?

Alright. The chicken is so much better than the fish. Even though it's less protein. It's better, I just want to, for the fish people out there. For the fish people out there? It's not that bad. We love fish people. Alright, all are welcome here. I think maybe you just don't like fish sticks, but it is worse for sure. Alright, we're gonna get rid of this, which means that. the dino nuggets move on. Giacomanda, or whatever your name is. Did you say Giacomanda? What did you say?

Giacomanda. Giacomanda, no! Les Poulettes! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Les Poulettes d'Inversaceur! And that means that the fish ones are going in the... What do. you call this thing, Stevie? It's a cum microwave! Isn't that right? Is it gonna? What did I say? Is it gonna? Oh, there it went. It went away.

Forever. It's pretty spooky. Next we've got level up cheese quesadillas versus level. up mac and cheese bites. And the side over here is what we've already experienced. Which they're now calling moon cookies because. it's intergalactic space galaxy themed. They can call them whatever they want. Um, and there's the chocolate sauce. Ooh! This has got different types of cheese. - It also has... - White cheese, orange cheese.

I almost said green. You know that sauce that they put inside the. quesadillas at Taco Bell? It's got something like that. It also has way more protein than the mac and cheese bites, despite it just being like cheese and bread on both. 23 grams of protein compared to 10. Do you really need to have the moon cookies just. because they're called something different now? I don't think so. This is a very bland quesadilla. Well, I was thinking it was less bland than I.

was, was expecting because kids, they're so bland. That's why I don't have any more. That's why I just had two and stopped. I don't know what happened to you, but their, their, their taste is so bland that they don't like spicy. This actually has a little bit of that sauce in it. that makes them taste a little bit different. So. I think this is, I'm not gonna give you a score because. that's not what we're doing. For me, bland is a good thing. Oh, oh, you, okay. You like that. Yeah. What do we have over here? These are little blue cookies that are magical.

tongue dying cookie gems. Uh oh, this sounds like trouble. So we're, so we're starting with the dessert over here. I'm just gonna chew it out like normal. Let's see if it dyes our tongue. well, they're still pieces. It's still some pieces, but it worked. I know, that's cool. And instead of chocolate dip, we have cheese dip. Oh, for mac and cheese bites to go into cheese.

But, but, don't the bites have cheese in it already? Yeah, but cheese on cheese. I mean, it's full of cheese. Why would I need a cheese dip when I could have. more chocolate dip? Because you don't want to dip these in chocolate. That's for dying your tongue. These are good. I'm not even a kid. It doesn't need a pool of cheese over here. Only you would complain about a pool of cheese. A pool of cheese is the best thing that has happened today.

I mean, it's mac and cheese bites... - Dipped into more cheese. - But the inside of it is cheese! It's too much cheese when I can have chocolate! No one is gonna complain about more cheese, man. I'm gonna dip this into the chocolate to show you that. it could have been done. But these are actually pretty good quesadillas. I love the inventiveness of this. We got cheese dipped in cheese, you got blue. dyeing things, you got a unicorn on the packaging. That's true, but the cheese redundancy is the. only thing I don't like, and you do like that. So are you voting for this? As an engineer, I think we both agree that.

redundancy is a good thing. Especially when it comes to cheese. You got me there. I got him! I think that they taste better than the. quesadilla, so... And they get better with the cheese. All right, we're gonna move the mac and cheese bites on. And that means that we are sending the quesadilla. quesadilla to our microwave or whatever Stevie called it. Whoa, that's effective.

Now we've got popcorn chicken versus mini corn dogs. Okay, can I just point out that there's a little brownie. here, Link. And that it has victory sprinkles on it. So be careful. Okay, but over here we have um, fudge brownie. with celebration sprinkles. Oh no. And they are different types of sprinkles. So I now know the difference between victory. and celebration sprinkles. Victory sprinkles are round. Yep. Celebration sprinkles are...

- Oblong. - Oblong. Kids, uh, I want to apologize, because I figure kids are. watching this episode. I just want to, what Stevie called the, uh, microwave. She said it was the micro-whiz. She said micro-whiz. Because it's like, uh, it's like a smart microwave. I'm worried about the children. Not just because of Stevie, but because of the fact. that Kid Cuisine is mixing the fries willy nilly into.

their main compartment. So I think kids are very impressionable. Impressionable. Just like little baby ducks. And what happens is, is they grow up just mixing. their fries into everything and that's not how it's. supposed to be done, kids. Fries need their own chamber. Yeah. Good gosh, what's wrong with this popcorn chicken? It is as dry as the surface of the moon. Yeah. Or a, um, or a penguin's tuchus. Cause we got the penguin here.

Penguin is a mascot. This is KC the penguin. This is not the same penguin, um, that used. to be on the package. That was BJ and, and I get for, for reasons that we've. already discussed, we had to change his name to KC from BJ. Yeah. And, um, there was also a polar bear named the chef. BJ had an incident with a microwave. that resulted in a... - There is so much... - The corn is horrible. There's nothing on the corn except...

The chicken is horrible. There's so much breading. There's not really any chicken. Before I taste my victory sprinkles. I kind of want to eat savory over here. Now I'm a corn dog, man. These are turkey corn dogs. And see when you pick them up. - They have fries! - It just have fries... - That stuck to them! - Kids, that's not supposed to happen. I have to eat fries off of my corn dog. There's, I would love some mustard. Didn't come with it. - These are much better. - Way better than this moon chicken.

And it's turkey. Which has got to be better than what a normal corn dog. would have in it. So are these the same brownie basically? This is chocolate cake. This is not a brownie. Yours isn't a brownie. Oh my gosh. It's like an easy bake oven. Oh, that is rubbery. You could seal a hole. in a canoe with that. If you're a kid living on a canoe, or just canoeing.

Similar gelatinous. It's the exact same thing. But you know what? With different sprinkles. I think I prefer the celebration. Sprinkles? You know, cause you can celebrate whether or not. you have a victory or not. Alright, these popcorn chickens are an abomination. So this corndog moves on. Okay. You know, I do not understand this, uh, sensitivity.

about certain words. Because aren't children half made up of jizz? This is what makes children, no? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They're half that. - They're half jizz. - It's what kids are made of. Jizz kids. In France, they put stuff on billboards that. would make me blush. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Y'all have stuff on billboards that would. make you blush, right? Yeah. We are not sensitive about these things. Yeah. - You can see a topless person on... - The news. Television. Television.

The news? What is this? Alright, I put this here. Disgusting! Disgusting American! And that means we are moving Popcorn chicken. into the micro-whiz. - It's gone. - It's... No, okay. You know, staying on theme of the way we've been talking. about kids and jizz and stuff. Um, we recently recorded an episode of Good. Mythical Weekend and called the Spicy Kiss Challenge. and we intended it to be released here on YouTube.

And then, uh, our crew members shared stories that were. so spicy. So spicy that we couldn't put it on YouTube. So we had to put it on the Mythical Society. Yep. Yep. You gotta know your limits. Literally, Stevie said, this is the dirtiest thing that's. ever happened on this set. Period. And we weren't a part of it, so you can enjoy it on the. Mythical Society without us. Above Good Mythical Weekend. - Oh wow. - I mean Evening. Oh, over evening. You know what you did. - Okay. - You know what you did. So, first, second, and third degree members, you. can go over there and watch it at mythicalsociety.com.

if you're into that kind of thing. I'm afraid. Now back to kids cuisine. Okay, we got a, uh, a surprising nugget to nugget. round here between the All Star Nuggets and the. Level Up Dino Nuggets. So the Level Up, I mean the All Star Nuggets. Smaller. Medallion like. It's fine. But they're not tainted by french fries. Do you see that? There is a whole mac and cheese container.

I don't think the nuggets are as good as the dinos. But there's mac and cheese. Which doesn't taste great. I'm sure it doesn't taste great. Let me taste it. But compare that dino to the, to the all star nugget. The dinos are flat and meatier. Moisture. Hmm. They're just better. Aren't they? Yes. But you get a brownie.

That could, that could plug a hole in a canoe. You get corn. You don't get fries, but you do get mac and cheese. All of it's horrible. We've already determined that these, uh, bones are. tasty in the chocolate sauce. So I gotta say. This is better. I like the presentation here, but you're right, none of it tastes great, so. So we're going to send the Dino Nuggets forward. It's an upset! This is so disgusting! And I eat snails while smoking five cigarettes.

at the same time! Alright. Ha ha! We hear you. Is it up here? Okay, uh, that means we are sending the original All Star. Nuggets into the micro-whiz. That's what we think of the number one seed. Yeah, take that. It's time for Level Up Mac and Cheese Bites to go. against the Mini Corn Dogs. So we got cheese on cheese, and the Mini Corn Dogs.

have no cheese anywhere. But they have turkey. And again, I'm on, I'm team cheese on cheese. And team dyed tongue. Team dyed tongue and team cheese on cheese. I mean, it's good. It's, it is. They are tasty. These might actually be the two tastiest things. in the tournament. I think it's just how it's shaken out. I think I could take these to a family reunion as long as I. took them all out of the kid cuisines and putting them, put them on like a plate. Well, maybe if you flash fried them or something,

because they're a little soft for an adult palate. They're good, though. They're solid. Mm hmm. Mm. These are better. I really appreciate the cheese on cheese, but the. single best taste on this place is the corndogs. So I agree. I agree. We're gonna send the corndog forward. This is another upset. This is so disgusting. I would not even feed this to my little rat friend.

that lives in my pants. What's his name? Rat-a-tootie. Oh, he's in the back of the pants. Oh, he's in the back. That's where that noise is coming from. Rat-a-tootie. I like that. That means, these pretty good cheese bites are going away. Oh, hate to see you go. And vying for the crown, it's level up Dino Nuggets.

Versus mini corn dogs. I'm just disappointed in the cling nature of. - the french fries to the... - Yeah, I don't know what. we're teaching children. Yeah, it's like this is how they think the world works. - Yeah, you're gonna go outside and see... - The fries are stuck to all their meats? animals and there's gonna be potatoes stuck to all your. animals. You're gonna be so confused when they go to the. zoo and there's no potatoes. These pretzel bites though. As we have determined... - The dino nuggets are decent. The bones are the, you know, might be the second best.

thing I've tasted all day. I do like the bones. - This right here. - But I'm a corn dog guy. Might be the best thing we've tasted all day, but. I've got the clinging thing. But the corn itself is horrible. Corn is bad, and brownie is real bad. I think the most, well-rounded meal. Slightly more protein. Yep, yep, yep. Is the level up Dino Nuggets. I agree. I think it takes the crown.

I think we should move it along. It's a classic theme. Let's move it forward. to win. Oh, lo lo lo lo lo lo. I'm getting some information from my rodent friends. He says he likes it! Okay, good. We have the endorsement of the rodent friend. The rat-a-tootie! I'm not gonna ask you how he sent that message. Rectally. Alright, so that means that the mini corn dogs... You're good! has got to say bye bye. There they go, so yes,

- What had happened is... - What had happened was... The Dino Nuggets, level up Dino Nuggets, have won and. they get its rightful place Aside the TV and armchair. to watch a never ending kids cuisine commercial. Yeah. Isn't this cool? It is. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell children. You know what time it is.

I can safely say, uh, even though the, uh, Dino Nuggets won, I have not had one since. No, I haven't. But a pimp boot. I did not incorporate this, a pimp boot. I'm still looking for the pimp boot are from the other one. You are? Mm-hmm. Um, this was the, this was the birth of Juliet Jacques Pamplemousse Cousteau. Yes, what a lady she is. Uh, we discovered that the rat lived in a butt, but we didn't see it, but then. Later we saw it. We later in the French.

Who, who's who's, guess who has the speaking French or whatever. Guess who has the French accent? Real French accent. Real French accent and. Or fake, I don't know, you know what we're talking about. It was, but the rat was there, the rat made an appearance. So if you really wanna meet the rat, you're gonna have to search up that. one, because that's not the one that we are, um, gonna play for you next. And unfortunately, the rat has since died because they have a pretty. short lifespan, especially in a butt. Right. But I believe that she's working on a new one. Okay.

People. She's working up a new one. She's working up a new rat. People have been playing games since the dawn of the hoop in the stick. You know this? Yeah, and they quickly discovered that games are better played in a group. where you can humiliate your friends. This is Shockingly Weird Kids Games from March 6th, 2019. - Kids' games ain't what they used to be. - Let's talk about that. (funky electronic music).

(fire crackles). Good Mythical Morning. - Today we're doing our first official live video chat. with the Mythical Society for third degree members. so join up now at MythicalSociety.com to be a part of that. - Yes and believe it or not, there used to be life before video chats. In fact, there was even life before the internet. It was a dark time full of scary things like books, face-to-face human interaction, and a noticeable lack of fruit ninjas. - Yeah without things like Pokemon,

Fortnite and catfishing each other, kids had to get creative. and come up with games to keep themselves entertained. and today we're about to find out. what some of those games were. It's time for. ♪ Won't you play with me ♪. ♪ These games are old you see ♪. We're gonna get some information on a game that was played. hundreds of years ago and we're gonna be given two options. on how that game was played and then we're gonna have. to work together to choose which option we think is correct.

- And then after we make our guess, Mythical team members are going to play the game. We get less than three right, we're going to get an old-timey school punishment. in Good Mythical More. We gonna get hit with a hickory stick. - Okay. - [Rhett and Link] Round one. - Okay we have not heard any of these game descriptions. until right now along with you, so here's the first one. It's a game called hot cockles. Comes in the late 1700s, early 1800s. and was a popular holiday game, especially in France.

It was best played with a group of people. no less than four, okay, we've got four. - What's the game play? Is it A, one player wears a blindfold, hops around on one foot trying to tag the other players. When they tag someone they sing. ♪ You're a cockle ♪. ♪ You're a cockle ♪. ♪ Fall about my wayside ♪. I just made up that tune. - Yeah. It was great though. - Or B, one player wears a blindfold, then gets on their knees. and puts their head on someone's lap while the rest. of the players take turns kicking them in the butt. They have to guess who kicked them.

I like that version better. - I don't know even know what a cockle is. - I think it's when you kick somebody in the butt. when they have their head in someone else's lap. And they're hot, you get hot doing that. - I thought a hot cockle was something that would fly out. of a fire, like as if you were walking on one foot. Like oh I stepped on a cockle. - That may be the case and I don't think. that affects my answer. (chuckles). - All right fine. - You think it's. you're a cockle, you're a cockle, fall about my wayside? - I think so, I think it's something that will burn you.

I don't know why though. - [Stevie] I'm gonna need a single answer, guys. - We can't agree, Stevie, can you tell us? Can you just help us answer? - Let's just go with B because--. - Because that's your answer, sure. - It's gonna be much more fun to watch. - All right. - I could be wrong. but I hope I'm right. - We're going with B, the kicking them in the butt, the head on the lap, this should be weird game. - [Stevie] The answer is B. - Yeah! - Okay. I'll give it to you, man. - You wanna listen to me? - [Stevie] So let's play. - Oh gosh, this is not gonna be awkward. (Rhett chuckles).

- Is it a mime quality? - Jen! - Whoa! - Yes? - Good job. - Christine. - He's good. - Rhett. (all laughing). - Nope, not a player. - Nope. - You were right, buddy. This is hot. (all laughing). - [Rhett] Here we go, all right. - It's somehow more awkward than Twister. Which is pretty great.

I'll play that-- - Let's move on. - I'll play that later, okay. - [Rhett and Link] Round two. - Okay next game is called are you there, Moriarty? This game was inspired by the famous villain. from Sherlock Holmes, Professor James Moriarty. and was created by people living in England. during the Victorian era. - Okay, our two options of how to play this game. are A, two blindfolded players lie down. on their stomachs holding hands. - Lots of blindfolds. - Okay. They ask, "Are you there, Moriarty?" and then try. to whack each other in the head with a newspaper.

Option B is all players sit in a circle and balance a book. on a candlestick. In hopes of conjuring the spirit of Moriarty. to knock over the book, they chant, "Are you there, Moriarty, are you there? "A specter, a kelpie, give us a scare.". Okay so is it more of a seance, spooky thing--. - That doesn't sound like-- - Or is it a kinky thing? - That doesn't sound like a good children's game. I mean I think that the, the children of the Victorian era.

loved to wear blindfolds. I mean that's just what I know. - That's our understanding, all right. - I think it's A. - A, I'm not gonna cross you when you were right. on the last one. A is our answer, Stevie. - A. - [Stevie] The real answer is A. - Yeah! - So let's play. - Let's see it! - You got your flu shot. this year? (chuckling). - [Jordan] Never. (chuckling). I won't let the government put its bugs into my veins. - (laughs) Let's do the left hand. - I don't believe that. - This sounds more fun. - Okay. - All right, you ready? - Yeah. - Are you there, Moriarty?

Are you there, Moriarty? - [Jordan] Yes. - (laughs) Oh no that's pretty weak. - [Jordan] Are you there, Moriarty, it's me, Margaret. (laughs). - Oh! (Rhett laughs). - Are you there, Moriarty? - Yes. (laughing). - Over the top. - This is kinda fun. Can we stop? - No go again. Somebody's gotta get nailed, keep going. - Okay, go. (Jordan moans). - Your line is are you there, Moriarty.

- Do a voice, do a voice. - Are you there, Moriarty? - Yeah. (chuckling). - Okay. - Wow. - Nobody got their head smacked. - I've got a new game for my kids. - Pretty disappointing. - I'm learning a lot. - [Rhett and Link] Round three. - Our next game is called squeak, piggy, squeak. This game is another popular Victorian era parlor game. designed to keep the kids occupied with no screens. It has been referred to as oink, piggy, oink.

and grunt, piggy, grunt. - Oh I'll take either one. - Piggy is a constant. What are our options? - A, players get down on all fours and surround a trough. filled with water and one pig snout. Whoever can grab the snout first using only their mouth wins. and the losers must squeak like pigs. It's like bobbing for apples but it's a pig snout. or B, one blindfolded player, the farmer, stands in the middle of a circle of other players. The farmer spins around then sits on someone's lap. Again, laps and blindfolds. - Yeah. - Yes. - We know what's up.

- [Rhett] Whoever's lap they sit on, that person must squeak. like a piggy and the farmer tries to guess who it is. B, of course, right? - Yeah it's B. - It's gotta be B. - It's gotta be B. - Squeak, blindfolds and laps. - [Stevie] It's gotta be B. - Yeah! - Hey don't be disappointed. This should be great. - I'm so excited to be the farmer. Look at my piggies. - You know I will say this is what my experience is. going to any improv show. (chuckling). - Any suggestions? - This is nowhere near as embarrassing as improv. (all laughing).

- All right. - I like the arms. - Whoa. - Spinning herself. - You're gonna play, let's play. - Oh I don't know. - I didn't see-- - No ball. - I didn't see that in the rules book. - Rick Rick Rick Rick brick (laughs). - Jordan? - Yes! - Woo! I win! - What was the wake, wake, wake? - I've never heard a pig before, okay? - Oh okay. - I don't think they actually oink though, you know.

- Yeah. - I think they make more. of a-- (snorting, squealing). - But do they sound like an injured duck? - No. (laughing). - [Jordan] I know I was wrong. - We're on a roll. - [Rhett and Link] Round four. - Okay the final game is called moosh the pooter. - Okay. - I'm interested. (crew laughs). It was originally created in the 1800s in Ireland. as a drinking game but quickly became popular. amongst children during the holidays. - Drinking children. - It requires at least. two teams of two people to each, one boiled potato,

Ireland, hello. - Okay. - Referred to as a pooter during pre-industrial Ireland. - Oh, that's what a pooter used to be. - Right. - Here are our options, A, one player, the pooter keeper lies down on his back. with a potato on their stomach. Their teammate, the pooter protector, lies overtop them. as to block the potato. The other team must lay on top of the Pooter Protector. and attempt to get them to collapse and moosh the pooter. - Oh okay, squish the potato.

- It's a person, potato-- - Stack. - Okay whatever. Option B, two teams stand opposite each other. They must toss a potato back and forth to each other. in whatever order they choose. Whichever team drops the potato loses. and must eat the potato slash pooter. Nothing like eating a good pooter. - I think this is just an-- (Jordan laughing). I'm gonna move on. (Jordan laughing). Leave that to the Irish. I think this is a hot potato with eating it.

- 'Cause the smooshing, you know. I don't wanna see them do that. - Right, well, I just-- - Unless they're blindfolded. B. - B, we're going with B. - Queen sweep? - [Stevie] You were doing so well, but the answer is A. - Oh it is? - Oh whoa. You guys are gonna moosh that pooter? - Moosh it! Okay so Jordan has volunteered for the bottom. (Rhett laughs). - Story of my life. - Oh man. - Okay and here comes the pooter.

And who's the moosher, no the protector. There you go, Jen. - None of this feels appropriate to be doing at work. (Rhett, Christine laugh). - It's just a children's game. - Now you're planking, okay so Jen is planking. but she's-- - She's a plank. It's a lot of exercise on her part. - Moosh the pooter. - My God. - Come on! Come on! (yelling). Yes! - Is this CrossFit? - Oh look-- - Oh, moosh! - I rejected it. - Christine, moosh it. Woo!

- It is mooshed. - Spank that thing. - [Stevie] Hey guys, we completely made this up. This is not a real game. (all laughing). - [Link] Okay so it is a queen sweep. - [Stevie] Sure, Link. - Yes! - We'll take it! - And you guys got to pooter moosh. (Jordan claps) Everybody won today. - Feel free to eat that pooter. - Thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing. - You know what time it is. I will have you know that, um, after Jordan was not able to properly make a pig noise,

he was sent to, uh, mandatory training. Because it's, yeah, we can't have that. We cannot have that around here. We also told him grow a beard. Yeah, so he now has a beard and he has a very solid oink. A very solid oink. If you see him out and about, uh, just ask him and he'll do it for you. Yeah, yeah. It and, and you could just yell, squeal like a pig from across the street to him. Yeah. Yeah. But, but don't. But don't, but you could. Don't make sure you're on the same side of traffic as he is. He's not watching this, so if you did that, I don't think it would.

get back to us, but don't do it. Yeah, yeah. I take it back. Alright, this next episode. It's one of my favorites 'cause it's got everything. We're talking food, friendship, the ranking board, pasta, memories. Okay, come on, just put the fries in the bag, bro. Hmm, this is What's The Best Kid's Meal from January 17th, 2024. Which kid's meal is best to fill an adult's stomach?

Let's talk about that. ((Intro Music)). Good Mythical Morning. We're about to figure out which kid's meal is the best. to fill an adult's stomach. Now, being a kid at heart is a good thing, and with today's. rising prices, when it comes to dining out, you might find. yourself wanting to be a kid and appetite too, because. adult meals can get expensive. Don't worry, we got you. Today, we are investigating which sit down restaurant's.

kids meals are truly satisfying for adults. It's time for I'm Just a Widdle Baby Trying. to Fill My Big Boy Tummy Wummy With Kids Meals! ((Cheerful Music)). - [Stevie] The Mythical Crew scoured the internet for the top. 5 kids menu offerings for you to try and rank. Starting out with Outback Steakhouse, this is their five. ounce Joey's sirloin off the kids menu served with Aussie. fries and apple juice for 11.49. You're going to taste and rank it in the.

corresponding spot behind you. Let's take a look at these rankings, Rhett. Let's start with the worst, which is gonna be number five, Diary of a Wimpy Kid's Meal. And, the kids are not alright. New mids on the block, love it. Kids eat the darndest meals, and Honey, I love the kids. Meal. Alright, so, this is viable. I mean, my in laws, Christy's parents, they always,

like, order kids meals, and then, like, split them. Splitting kids meals? But then it'll free them up to get other things. And here at Outback, it says, for kids under 10. So, you're gonna have to order this to go and eat. it in the car, adult. - [Rhett] For kids who love their steak turned into leather. But most kids do like a well done steak. They weren't shy on that. Kids have horrible taste. There's a hefty amount of fries here.

And the size of this steak. And some people never grow out of their horrible taste. It's okay. The size of this steak is honestly about how. much steak I want to eat. - [Rhett] And these are a lot of fries. These are a lot of fries, Link. - [Link] I did say that. So it's not bad. Some kind of juice or something. And then if you want to get like a Bloomin' Onion. What just happened? You moved my straw.

It was my little plan. This is horrible, by the way. That steak was just. Oh, it is juice. - [Stevie] It's apple juice. It's apple juice. - [Link] It needed to be doused in apple juice. It cost $11.49. You know, they also have chicken fingers, grilled. chicken, cheeseburger. But this is the nicest one on the kids menu. I don't know. If you order it medium, that'll probably help. We're gonna have to get other food in here. to start figuring out. Let's throw it up here. For now, I will say, if the steak was cooked.

a little bit better, This is a lot of fries. I do like juice. Put it at three. Oh, we'll put it right there in the mid? Yeah. It was pretty mid. Who knows what's coming next. I'll stand by that. ((Cheerful Music)). - [Stevie] Next up, you've got the Red Lobster kids grilled. garlic shrimp with a side of seasoned broccoli and a kid's. raspberry lemonade for 8.99. Now you know kids are gonna be picking this going. oh, why? What is this on the shrimp? Oh, this it, what is this?

It's a tail. Oh my God. Mom. - [Rhett] What kind of kids you hanging out with? - [Link] I don't have kids this young anymore. Kids don't typically like. I don't care about these kids. I don't care about these kids. This is about us, man. We don't have little kids anymore. That's true. We're the kids. It seems like it's for adults. Plus, there's no cheese on this broccoli. This is definitely not for kids. The broccoli's actually pretty good. I did use that fork, but you know what? I'm not sick. I like it. I like a good hard cooked broccoli. You know what I'm saying? Don't be making it steamed because it's healthy.

Make it soft because it's good. It is mushy. Four shrimp's not enough for a big man like me. I'll just say that right off the top. We got a lot more food going on here with the French. fries and the steak and I do believe that that steak. could have been cooked well. Yeah. So this is not as good as Outback. Is there value in us drinking at the same. time again and again? Oh, that's nice. I thought it was a fruit punch, but it's. a raspberry lemonade. Good gracious. If you don't know you're about to get lemonade,

it's a little exciting. This is pretty adulty, man. This is more adult in substance than that. Lots of adults love a steak frites. That's true. I just think, you can't call a four, a four shrimp meal. You're not an adult if you can get, if four. shrimp satisfies you. It might satisfy you, but. No, it doesn't. I need at least, I mean, I need eight shrimp. You need twice that many shrimp. But that amount of steak, still, would have been enough. So, alright, with that taken into account, we're gonna put it at the kids are not alright.

Nope! ((Cheerful Music)). - [Stevie] This is the Cheesecake Factory's Kids' Grilled. Salmon with a side of mashed potatoes and broccoli for 13.50. Our most expensive meal, but this is a square meal. I mean, technically circle, but you know what I'm saying? A circular plate. That's a lot of food, Link. And it's adult food. This could be a sensible meal for an adult. Yeah, that, this is what proportions should be like. at the Cheesecake Factory. I mean, they, they serve plates for three, and if.

you want to go in, I mean, if you're getting a snazzy. dish from Cheesecake Factory, you'd want to split it. Give me an example of a snazzy dish. Like the. Chicken Madeira? The Steak Medallions. Oh. Chicken Madeira. Steak Diane. My mom's name is Diane. The one named after the Bellagio Fountains. - [Rhett] Chicken Bellagio. Yeah, there it is. This is kind of bland. You almost seem like a guy that went into the. behind the scenes of the Cheesecake Factory and. learned things about it.

Well, I did. And you can half it with somebody that you love, or. just happen to be dining with. And you're probably gonna pay. - [Stevie] It sounded like you said dying with. Well you might be dying with somebody. I'm dying, yeah. If I'm dying, truck me to the. Cheesecake Factory to share a meal. You know, dump me, dump me in there. - [Stevie] You were saying that your mom splits. the meals, and then I thought that was a follow up to. that, and I was like, oh my gosh, that was really harsh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's morbid. Christy, Christy's mom. - [Stevie] Oh, yeah, sorry. Same, I mean, not same. Nope, not the same person. - [Stevie] For the, for the joke, it was. For the, for the joke, my mom and Christy's. mom are the same person? - [Stevie] Yeah. Yeah, yeah. ((Laughing)). Here's the one thing I'll say about this, unlike almost. everything else at Cheesecake Factory, it's not that great. Like, the flavor is just. It's not snazzy. It's not snazzy enough. It doesn't have any snazz. I mean, there's not even any gravy on it.

I mean, or sauce. Like, everything there has gravy or sauce or something. Or a dip. And it didn't come with a drink. They charge extra for the drink. And it's the most expensive one. I don't think it's better than a steak and fries. No, it's not better than the steak and fries. Is it better than four shrimp? I think it is because it's three things. I mean, it feels like it's a full meal. - [Rhett] Three things is better than four shrimp. Everybody knows that. - [Link] Right. So we're moving it to number four. And we are shoving, we're shoving Red Lobster. down to the bottom.

Sorry, sorry, Red. Cause think about it, they didn't even, they didn't. even add a, a snazzy basket biscuit. What do they call it? Oh, Cheddar Bay. Cheddar Bay Biscuit. You gotta Cheddar Bay the babies. I know, Cheddar Bay the babies. Come on now. ((Cheerful Music)). Hey, you want to know what our first quarterly collectible. item of the year over on the Mythical Society is? It is the third issue of our exclusive comic. book series, Blood Oath. This one's Rhett and Link versus Gerard. - [Rhett] Gerard?

Grab your copy by joining 3rd Degree Monthly by. January 31st if you're not already a 3rd Degree member. If you are, hey, you got this thing coming, alright? MythicalSociety.com. It's our very own comic book. Collect them all. Well, collect the third one. Collect the third one. - [Stevie] Okay, next up you've got an Olive Garden kids Grilled. Chicken with Rotini Pasta and Marinara, a side of grapes. And 1 percent low fat milk for 9.28. This meal on the surface is bringing it.

on every level, okay? Let me just say, grilled chicken, check. A bunch of pasta, check. That's gonna fill my belly. Grapes? How often do you, I would like to get a side of grapes. with every meal if I could. And milk! My family, we used to drink milk with pasta for every. meal that we had at dinner. We had, we had. Yeah, and there were adults in. the family and they were, I would go over there. as a kid and like, they were all drinking milk. Yeah, yeah. And I didn't. Very common in the 80s and 90s.

Now listen, here's the thing. Really? Was it? It was. I've talked to many a people, who have told. me that they drink milk with their meals as well. Especially people in the Midwest, but also a. lot of people in the South. Very, this is a very bland meal. You haven't tasted it yet. Let me taste it. Come on man, you can't tell if it's bland by looking at it. I mean, there's just not much to it. That's well seasoned chicken. Olive Garden brings it, man. Alright, this is pretty decent.

But if I went to Olive Garden and this is what I. got as an adult. Well, I'm comparing it to the other. things that we've had. I mean. - [Link] I mean, clearly, the kids aren't paying. It's also only $9.28. And it comes with a drink, and the drink is milk. But as an adult, drinking milk in public, at an. Olive Garden, makes me feel weird, and it, and having. a side that's just grapes. Yep, I love it. There's no hiding, people are gonna walk by and. say like, that person, that non kid person, has.

ordered off the kids menu. Yeah, they also heard it when you ordered it out loud. And you have to technically be under 12, so you have. to eat this in your car, which as we've already. determined, is a great place to eat Olive Garden. Where's the 12 year old? He's in the trunk. He's in the trunk. Oh, that's horrible. ((Laughing)). We almost said it at the same time. I will point that out. I think you said it first. I just, as an adult, I don't eat grapes.

as a side to a meal. I just don't. But you're doing it right now, and isn't it. great with some milk? No, Rhett. This is so far and away number one for me, I don't. know what you're thinking. You think it's better than these two? Steak and fries is better. But it's not better than this. You see any grapes on this? I will say this tastes better. And I just think that, would you rather have a big plate of. fries or a big plate of pasta? - [Stevie] I'm sorry, this is just in. You can choose your side. You don't have to have grapes.

You could also have fries, or broccoli. You can get fries too? - [Stevie] Yeah. I'm still choosing grapes though. Rhett's still choosing grapes, but yes. And can I choose another drink? - [Stevie] Yeah, you can also get, oh, you can get soda or juice. I'll take a beer. A kids beer. You're getting hung up on, you're getting. hung up on grapes and milk. Yeah, yeah, I mean, hey, Stevie, with what. just came in, you really cleared things up. - [Stevie] I'm glad I got that call. It's moving to kids eat the darnest meals.

Yeah, it is. ((Cheerful Music)). - [Stevie] And finally, you've got Chili's Pepper Pal. Cheese Burger Bites with a side of mandarin oranges. and chocolate milk for 6.75. I'll just go ahead and say it, you can choose your. drink on this one and you can choose your side on this one. I don't want to choose it. They gave me chocolate milk. I don't want it changed from chocolate milk. Oh, so now that it's chocolate milk. you like it? Yeah. All adults should be able to have chocolate milk with. their meals without any shame. This side could be mashed potatoes, fries, broccoli,

house salad, Mexican rice, or Cobb salad. So it really comes down to the burgers. They didn't put anything on this slider besides cheese. Kids got bad taste. You might be able to put a little ketchup on there. That's a good little slider though. - [Rhett] The bread is good too. The bread is so buttery. Wow. Chili's. Eating good in the neighborhood, is that them? Eatin good in the neighborhood? Is that Chili's or is that Applebee's? I think that's Applebee's.

Well, we're eating good in this neighborhood. Baby back ribs, that's Chili's. I'm gonna swallow some of this chocolate milk. ((Laughing)). Yep, that's, yep. I typically just say drink. I don't know why I said that. I'm gonna swallow some of this chocolate milk. I'm gonna make me drinking sound as gross as possible. - [Stevie] That was Applebee's slogan because Chili's. is pepper reigns here. What?

- [Stevie] Yeah. Pepper reigns here? Pepper reigns here. ((Laughing)). - [Stevie] Sounds like a drag queen. Pepper reigns is here! ((Laughing)). Pepper reigns. Yeah, that's good. I'm gonna swallow that chocolate milk again. When you're done. Did you swallow it? Getting a swallow of something is a, that's okay, but. when you say, I'm gonna swallow some of that milk. That sounds bad. Give me a swallow of that milk. Well, it's like, give me a swig, but then I'm gonna, I just need to swallow. I'm just gonna swallow some of your milk.

The more we talk about it, the better this gets. And here's a mandarin, which doesn't belong. Not as good as a grape, okay? You heard it here. If you're gonna have a side of grapes or. oranges, go with grapes. No, this is better as a side. That's almost like a dessert to me. Player's choice man. And look you even get juice in it. Yeah, yeah, there's no juice in my grapes. - This is. - Oh, man. This, just as good of a taste as the chicken in the Olive Garden.

It might be a little bit better of a taste. Now save one for your brother. That's what I would do. You make your two little kids? Five little kids I'll be like. nah, you buy, get one kids meal, because there's. two burgers on it and you each get a burger. One of you gets to swallow the milk. You did? ((Laughing)). You did that to your kids? No. I didn't. Well, I may have. I don't remember anything about raising my children. I'm on record saying this. That chicken's good. You know what that chicken reminds me of?

Mainly because I didn't do much of the raising. Do you remember the diet center in Dunn? I can't say I went there. My mama did. Okay. My mama went to the diet center. Alright. And they had a thing where they would, one of the. recipes was just grilling a piece of chicken like this, like just a little chicken breast in a little pan. Just salt and pepper. Yeah. And one time, she grilled it up nice, and while she wasn't. in the kitchen, I ate it. Oh. I ate the diet center chicken, and. I was not on a diet.

Did you get in trouble? I got spanked for that. You got spanked? Oh yeah, man, don't touch the diet centered chicken. ((Laughing)). Damn, son. You got spanked for eating the diet center. That's why I'm a rule follower. Your mama spanked you right then. I mean, I don't remember all the details, but. you can't get, you can't eat a chicken without. getting spanked in 1983. Cause you knew it wasn't your chicken. You know what I'm saying? Well, you know, I'd like, I feel so bad for you, I'd like for you to decide now. Oh, that was what I was hoping for. I know why he likes his chicken so much. Cause he's afraid of getting spanked.

Yeah, yeah. Cause I kinda like getting spanked. You know? Well, your dad did it, so. No, my mama would do it sometimes. She would? If it came down to diet center chicken, Mama Di would do it. - [Link] Right, right. She'd burn a few extra calories. Spanking you. Spank me with a spoon. Okay, I don't know, man. I feel pretty good about this. We're big fans of Olive Garden here at, Mythical. And. ((Laughing)). Where are we again? We have put them at the number one slot.

Yeah, I mean, you get a lot of food. You get great choices, and you get it all for under $10. You just got to have somebody under. 12 in your trunk. ((Laughing)). Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. This is a perfect example. I realized something in the moment on this show, like, I need a. side of grapes with every meal. And then the day moves on and I, and I just forget it. So now I'm officially going to write this down.

Oh, I thought you were gonna pull out grapes. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm writing it down. 'cause tonight my friend, I'm having a side of grapes, regardless of where I'm at. Are you gonna get spanked for diet center chicken again? Uh, hopefully. Hopefully I'll add that. Okay. Write that down too. Get grapes. Get spanked. At with every meal. Yeah, no, well just tonight and then we'll see how it goes.

You know, people often forget we are technically children too. We have parents. Uhhuh. And speaking of parents. Did you know that. It's always a treat when we can get our dads in the mix. I mean, my dad's in the mix a lot. He is. Let's just say get your dad in the mix. Right. With my dad. Occasionally, we will do that. So this final episode of our marathon is dedicated to our dads.

Yeah, this is, Can We Make Our Dads Laugh from June 17th, 2021. What does it take to make our dads laugh? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! Father's Day is this weekend. and for those of us whose dads live out of town, it means you better remember to call. And we're gonna get a jump on that.

and call our dads today. Now they've both appeared on the show before. It seems like you guys were into that, so this should be fun. Yeah, every time that I call my dad, he tells me about someone who's recognized him. from being on the show. Of course, that's after he asks them. if they know about the show, and then if they do, he tells them who he is, and offers to take a photo with them. That is a good strategy. Yeah. And this is only gonna fuel that fire. And in these calls that we're gonna make today,

we're actually gonna see what we can get our dads to do. without them knowing that's what we're trying to do. It's time for-. We're Calling Our Dads. To Hear That Sweet Sound At Last. I Love You, Son. No, Their Laughs. Okay, we have our dads waiting on the line, and all that they know. is that we wanna wish them a happy Father's Day. here on the show, which is technically true. Yeah. But we also have a game planned. that they know nothing about. Right, now we're each gonna come up. with some secret challenges, that we're gonna give to each other.

as we are speaking to our respective dads. Now the dads have no idea this is taking place. because they also can't see us, right? We can see them, but they won't be able to see us. Our job is to successfully get our dad. to do the task at hand, for example, if Link challenges me. to get my dad to yell, I'm king of the world! Well, that's what I gotta try and do. I can do that, I think I might go harder on you. Okay, all right. I might start easier. Now Stevie is watching as well, she's present and if it feels like we have failed. or taken too long with any of these challenges,

she's going to five us the red light, which means we get no points for that, and we have to move on to a new challenge. I'm glad that Stevie is the way saying we failed. and not-. Not us. Not our fathers. Oh, not our dads, yeah. And if we get the blue light... This is magic, can you believe that? She can do red and blue. That means we have to wrap up the call. Each successfully completed task. is gonna be worth two points, plus every time we happen to make our dads laugh, we'll get a bonus point.

But we're gonna max out those bonus points. at five bonus points, because if one of our dads gets read giddy, then it'll just go off the charts. Yeah. And of course, we're not allowed to tell our dads. what's happening or the premise of this game. or to outright ask them to do anything. that the other person's challenging. Because that wouldn't be fun at all. So whoever racks up the most points, wins the ultimate Father's Day gift, some gosh dang peace and quiet in "Good Mythical More.". While the loser's gonna have to suffer a world.

of horrible sounds. Okay. You ready to call your daddy? I'll go first, since the height difference. between my dad and me is the largest. I got my, Get Your Dad To thing here. I got my first one. Hey, Dad, how you doing? Hey, Rhett, doing fine, how you doing? Good, happy early Father's Day. Well, thank you. When is Father's Day?

Soon. Okay. You enjoying the retired life? I am. I haven't completely retired, you know. I'm still doing my updates on my books. Okay, so mild working. Not full working, but mild working. I go in when I want to. I like that, me too. I've been meaning to tell you, we were down at the beach recently, and Shepherd, he got stung by one of those,

what do you call that, it's like a sea creature. that is sort of translucent and it's floating, and you know, what do you call that thing? Is this is a test to see if I'm senile yet? No, I'm having my own senior moment right now. What do you call that thing? A jellyfish? Yeah, a jellyfish! Right, yeah. I've been meaning to tell you, Shepherd got stung by one of them, but you know what, I peed on him and he's okay.

Oh, okay. Did it put a kind of welt on him? Just a kind of welt, just a little bit. You know, another thing I've been thinking about. is I don't know what your long term plans are, what are you thinking about maybe post retirement plans. for where you might end up? Post retirement, isn't that death? Before death. I made him laugh. Your twilight years. That's my point. Well, I don't have a long term plan.

My plan is to get up tomorrow morning. Okay, one day at a time, I get that. But you know, we've got... Okay, moving right along. Well, you gonna give me a room at your place? I mean, yeah, the invitation's always open. But you don't have a bathroom in that guest room. We can install one, we can put a Porta John in there. I don't like Porta Johns. Something else I've been wondering about is-.

Got a lot of questions for your dad. You know, back in the day, I have some vivid memories of you, kind of one in particular of. me and Link making some racket upstairs, you know, we wrote about this in our "Book of Mythicality". where you came upstairs and you were a little upset. with all the racket that we were making, and in my mind, you had on a certain ensemble, there was a white T-shirt, and then on the bottom, you had a made a choice with your under garments,

and I was just wondering, what are you sporting these days? What am I sporting these days? Right now I'm sitting here with a T-shirt on. in my underwear. Oh really, okay, well don't pan down. Now listen, but what specifically, what kind of choices. are you making in that region these days? In the underwear region? Yes. I've got with the mid-thigh tight stuff.

Mid-thigh tight stuff, so would you call those boxers or briefs? I think I would call them boxers, I guess. Okay, that's good enough for me. I think that's wrong, too. I think those are briefs. The thing is, some have a fly and some don't. Does yours? Some of them do, some of them don't, I got all kinds. Okay, he's got all kinds. That can be confusing at times. Now I know you're from Georgia. and of course now you live in North Carolina,

that's where I consider that I'm from, but I always thought about that state. that is just below North Carolina, I mean, come on, be honest, it's kind of the underbelly, right? The underbelly of North Carolina. Well, South Carolina has some nice places. But if you had to be brutally honest about it, I mean, what comes to mind? What comes to mind to me is Charleston is a nice town.

But I mean, there are some parts of South Carolina. that leave something to be desired. I mean, right? Of course, that's true of every state. Every state, right, but specifically, if you had to just be just lethally truthful. about the underbelly, you would say something like? This might be leading. I think this is a little leading. You're the one failing the test.

I have led the witness, he's a lawyer, he knows that. You know what-. I like South Carolina. Now some people would say, like when your mom and I go to South Carolina, we always go to North Myrtle Beach, we don't go to Myrtle Beach. Right. 'Cause that's a different class. Right, I completely agree with you. And you know what, Charles, he lives in North Myrtle Beach. That's right, he does. Yeah, yeah, so he's made the right choice. He's in a class all his own. You know, Dad, I think we might be experiencing.

some technically difficulties, is there any way you can make jus a very brief loud noise. any way that you choose, but if it feels like it's encouraging me a little bit, that would be great, and if it wasn't with your mouth, that would be the best. I don't think I can do that, let's see.

At my age, you don't try that. I don't know what you think I'm asking you to do. Something to make noise with. Oh yeah! I think he thought you wanted him to fart. Yeah, he started to reach for the under arm. Hey, listen, I'll take it, Dad. I love you, I miss you, I'm looking forward to seeing you this summer. I look forward to seeing y'all. We're gonna have to play some golf together. How's your game going? I'm playing tomorrow. I'm playing tomorrow morning. All right, Dad, I love you, I'll talk to you soon.

Okay, Rhett, love you too, bye. Bye. Love ya. Love you. He was a little weak on the I love you. Yeah, what happened? Hey, that wasn't bad. That was pretty good. Lots of leading. It's like you had a wheelbarrow with him in it. and you were just dumping in. I didn't know where to go with it. I mean, okay. All right, now it's time to call your dad. Before we do, we're kind of proud dads. of not only our kids, so I wanna make a plug of what we're proud of,

the Mythical Kitchen channel. Maybe we're proud granddads, I don't know what you would call us there, but check it out, there always making episodes. that are brimming with culinary chaos. They bought a $300 Shawarma machine. just to make one meatball sandwich. I didn't approve that. Yeah, so check out the Mythical Kitchen channel, we're so proud of them as fathers. Speaking of that, okay, are you ready. to present me with some challenges? I am so, so ready. All right, you can go ahead and write down.

your first one. Let's see if my dad's there. Hey, Dad. Hey, Link, how you doing? Happy early Father's Day. Well, thank you. Happy Father's Day to you too. That's right. I always forget that I'm a dad. when I'm wishing you a happy Father's Day. We need to celebrate. What are the best plans we can make, even if it's down the road. I know what you wanna do, we've been talking about it. Well, I thought it'd be nice.

if y'all get to come home. Y'all can come to the beach and see us a little bit. But then we all plan a trip to all go somewhere too. That's right, we're talking about going to Hawaii, maybe? That's what we were talking about. And when we get there. what is the one word that we want to be able to say. to everybody when we're there. Like when we wake up in the morning, and we greet each other, throw leis on each other, what are we gonna say? I ain't got the slightest idea.

You know, you can't speak a little Hawaiian? Not a lick. Not one word at all comes to mind? Like hello, but like if you're in Hawaii? Aloha or something like that. All right, I think that's a good start. I'll have to practice. Well, let's practice right now, aloha. Aloha. So what are you drinking these days? What am I drinking these days? Like, you know, normally what are you drinking?

Well, when I'm working I'm drinking a lot of water, and when I come and it's hot. I'm probably having a cold beer. Nice, I'd like to join you for one of those. What about for breakfast? I usually have a boiled egg for breakfast. What are you drinking for breakfast? The first thing I drink is some water. and apple cider vinegar, and then I drink orange juice with my medicine, then I drink a cup of coffee. Okay, so you're pretty hydrated. No milk, huh? Unless I'm eating cereal instead of the eggs.

Have you ever thought about a milk alternative? Well, no, but I mean, I'm probably game. for most anything. Right, would you be willing to commit. to me that you're gonna try a milk alternative? What is a milk alternative that you want me to drink? It's like milk, but it doesn't come from a cow, you know, like soy or almond. I'd probably try the almond, I don't want no soy.

Agreed. Have you ever heard of oat milk? Did you say oat milk or goat milk? Oat like goat without the G. No, I haven't ever heard of oat milk. Okay. Well, I used to grow some oats, so I know where they come from. They make it into milk now. and I'd love for you to try it. What are you gonna do, you gonna send me some of it? Yeah, I'll mail you some oat milk. How's the humidity down there at the beach? It's heating up, we got to about 92 today.

Does that mean the bugs are coming up? You getting eat up? Oh yeah, there's some bugs coming out. There's some sweating going on where I'm at. Like, can you be more specific. about the bugs that are coming out. Me and Nancy went somewhere the other day. and she found a black snake in the bushes. and she wanted me to get a stick and get it. and I wanted to just catch it. and put it back in the woods. So I mean, that's some of the bugs and stuff.

that's coming out. So I didn't know a black snake was a bug. It's not, but they eat a lot of bugs, that's the reason there wasn't many bugs around. Right. Well, it's actually good to have a black snake around. 'cause you don't wanna get up with, you know, the bites from the specific bugs, right? Yeah, and we have some pretty good size mosquitoes here. I'm telling you. And you know, they'll go after certain people,

it's like a blood type thing, don't you think? Well, they don't like me much, but they like Nancy, my wife a whole lot. Yeah, I know Nancy. Yeah, you know Nancy, I hope so. Yeah, Nana. That's right. Dad, you know, I've always wanted to ask you. how do you feel about what I've called you, I guess I've always called you Dad,

but maybe sometimes Daddy, right? No, only Dad, I don't like Daddy. Why not? Daddy would've been all right. when you were five or six, but now that you're a grown man. I think Dad fits a lot better. Right, right, so what do you think my kids. should call me, 'cause Lando at 11. versus Lily at 18, what do you think. they should be calling me? And just you know what, let's role play that right now.

You're my daughter and you want something, so you've knocked on my door, I've answered the door, go for it. Well, you know, Dad, I'm graduating from high school. and getting ready to go to college, and you know, I really would like instead of this car. I've got that I'm driving now, I'd like a new car. Oh, you would, would you? And I'd like for it be a convertible. Oh, you would?

We live in California, and you know, I've been smart at school, and I really deserve-. You really have, daughter. A new Camaro convertible. Whoa, this is specific. Well, I'm gonna have to ask your granddaddy. to help pay for that. Well, maybe I should've kept that Corvette. and just sent it to her. Yeah. Well, you know, that sure makes me feel frisky.

This is really going off the rails. Hey, when little girls look at you. and then they grow up to be big girls, they can ask for a lot bigger things. than what they used to ask for. Okay, you don't have to be my daughter anymore. Let's move on. So how are the dogs doing? Gypsy's doing good, Foxie's doing pretty good, she had a little spell. where she's got this cancer in her throat. the other day, yesterday, but she's doing all right.

Okay, so you got the dogs there. How do you talk to the dogs, 'cause you've heard the way that I talk to Jade, and now Jasper. I talk to them like this. and I say, hello little Jade and Jasper. How do you talk to Foxie and Gypsy? I just kind of talk to them. like I'm talking to a person. Oh. I talk to them and say, hey Gypsy, how you doing? And you know, hope you have a good day.

Daddy's got to go to work. Okay, so you call yourself Daddy. when talking to them. What if they were a cat, how would you talk to them, like In cat language? In cat language, I'd probably just say, meow, meow, how you doing? Right, exactly. All right, Dad, we're gonna make that trip to Hawaii. and we're gonna be aloha-ing left and right. one of these days. But before then I'll come home. and I'll share a cold beer with you.

All right. All right, I love you and I'll talk to you later. Love y'all too and happy Father's Day. See, he said I love y'all, see? I think he was talking about me and my wife and family. Yeah, everybody. Not you. Okay. I gotta say something. I got more points. That was tough. He said aloha far after, in my opinion, the red light came on. Yeah, that's true. But even if we took that away,

you would still win. Just eking it out. I mean, those meows, that was not easy. Yeah, congratulations, that was good. and he really went for it. You didn't even have to push him too hard. to get him to start meowing. What are our conversations with our dads gonna be like. after this? 'Cause we're gonna have to... We'll just be like, watch the video, and let's not discuss it. It seems likes after a couple of questions, they were just like, I'm just gonna go with this. Yeah, it went to a weird place. I don't really enjoy my dad role playing as my daughter.

That's weird. Well, I did, I thought it was awesome. Okay, thank you to our dads, we love them. And congratulations to Link, you're gonna get to enjoy some dang peace and quiet. in "Good Mythical More.". Happy early Father's Day. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. Happy Father's Day. It's always Father's Day somewhere. Yep. Uh, so you won that, which means that either.

It was close. Your choice, either your dad is easier to manipulate or you're. more manipulative, which is it? My dad is, uh, very, uh, go with the flow. He's up for anything. Okay. And if you wanna call that manipulation, I just think he's. Well, I did. Malleable. I did. He is, he is, he is, he is more malleable than Jim. Uh, yeah. That is true. Right? But am I a manipulator?

I mean, I, I, I'm asking the question. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't say I'm a manipulator, would you. Are you trying to demonstrate manipulation? That was, that was weak. See, there you go. That was weak. Okay, thanks for joining us for this wonderfully childlike marathon, but hey, we got some more stuff. Head on over to the Good Mythical More channel. Mm-hmm. For a brand new marathon of our Best Frozen Foods episodes, which doesn't. always mean what you think it means. Because we know what you think it means.

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