You Can Start Your Own Country

we've decided to start our own country. and you can too let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning happy start. your own country day did you know that's. what today was I did I did not you. asking them or you asking me cuz I knew. I'm asking them they may have known we. make it our business to know these daily. holidays we tweet about them we do on.

Twitter uh WR Link account yes uh it is. indeed to to start your own country day. it is indeed today today is that day now. this is a holiday that was originally. conceived in 1939 at the World's Fair in. New York uh and it's a little bit in. justest but I don't think we should be. taking this in just I think we should be. taking this seriously and I want to. celebrate start your own country day. today by starting our own country today. on the show all right let's do it.

except how do we do that well I have a. whole system here that I've been. researching oh really you've been. booping. Boop booping it well first of all uh a. lot of people begin to ask questions. like don't you need un unclaimed land. right you got to start it somewhere. right well okay technically all the land. on Earth has been claimed even. Antarctica but uh like seven different. countries have claimed Antarctica and in.

19 is it divided up no in 1945 actually. sorry in 1959 they came up with the. Antarctic treaty which was signed by 45. nations would Bas basically said that. all right this is our country it is. everyone's country it is no one's actual. country we're going to do research there. and hang out there and build forts and. stuff only the people who sign resch. centers yeah but I mean basically you. can't I'm not I don't want to go to. Antarctica I mean we could technically. that would be our best shot starting our. country but I don't think we can get.

there in the next couple of minutes and. it's very cold it's a very cold place um. I'm not going to argue with that and a. lot of people are like what I mean how. how often does this happen when was the. last country that formed well on July. 9th 2011 the. 19696 country in the world South Sudan. was started when they pulled away from. the other part of Sudan the northern. part yeah but it was just called Sudan. and now it's I think it's just Sudan and. South Sudan okay so we are about to uh. 19 create 197 we're going from 197 okay.

um now we we can't exactly claim uh land. elsewhere like on Antarctica and. technically we're not allowed to claim. land here but I've done it anyway I have. claimed just the little area around our. desk right here you can see I've I've. taped off the Border already this is our. country that's what the green tape is. yeah and there's you could have gone a. little bigger I mean if you're going to. claim a country I want to start small. buddy we can expand and the borders.

through Conquest later but right now. it's just this and and look there is a. little Peninsula back there but between. us looks like a vestigial tail you're. not taking this seriously I can tell I'm. sorry I'll switch gears that looks like. a vestigial tail good okay we're going. to start our country according to the. manav videoo convention on the rights. and duties of State. rules that's something else I found. during my research the first thing we. need is a name and I was thinking that. since ironically both of us are so into.

cheese because we revealed that in our. mind map that you put cheese on yours. and I put cheese I put cheese on mine. you put cheese on yours I'm going to eat. cheese for lunch and you want to make. cheese right this is going to be the. Republic of chees. aan cuz it has a Stan at the end okay I. I cannot be opposed in any way to cheese. and I brought cheese I got cheese chees. here I got this little cheese that's. covered in wax that you can eat you can. make for eyes cheese beard cheese eyes. is that what we do here uh you must have.

a permanent. population right here the two of us the. Republic of cheesus stand const has a. permanent population of two that's me. and you what are you trying to do there. I'm going for the. official Garb of Republic of chesan is. this. welcome it's difficult it requires. practice making me a little nervous okay. um welcome that's how that's what we.

said you have to have a defined. territory check check uh you must have a. capital I thought the capital could be. right here I thought could be the. microphone okay like capital of. microphone them microphone land micone. the city that's the capital right there. micone and uh we have to have a form of. government and I thought since we're. Republic we have a representative form. of government and I am your. representative in government and you are. my representative in. government we each other's.

Representatives okay it's kind of. Overkill or I think it makes perfect. sense but we have to figure out who's. going to be I vote for that we have to. figure out who's going to be. president of Welles let's have an. election I vote me as president I vote. you as President also because I'm. already president of GMM so why can't. you you get to be president of the. country with n GMM that was easy okay. great okay and this is moving right. along my idea for how we come up with.

laws and we legislate things is if I. have an idea and you have an idea and. they're conflicting ideas we just take a. piece of string. cheese and all our problems all. legislation is carried out by the cheese. pulling process I think that whenever. anyone gives a speech they have to wear. these as eyeballs that's a good idea we. should vote on that but you have to be. against it so that we can yeah I don't. think that's a good idea why don't we. settle it with a cheese pulling okay so. now don't cheat on this you just grab. that and we on the count of three we. pull.

okay one no you can't grab it in the. same you got to grab it in the same one. two. three look at that I got more cheese. this is a great way to run a country you. don't want to and you get to eat a. little bit more than. me okay so what are we going to do with. these they're not going to be eyeballs. so that's basically our. constitution is that all things will be. settled by cheese. pulling but we have to declare. independence to make this official and. we have to send it to the United Nations.

now I have a I have this made out to the. security General of the United Nations. no lie I'm going to send this to. him and I written a declaration of. independence now did you write this in a. Cheesy tone no it's very serious well. that's a missed. opportunity we hold certain truths to be. self-evident that while all men are. created equal all cheeses are indeed not. created equal some cheese is amazing. like a nice smoked cheddar or those.

balls of mozzarella that come in. water and some cheese is horrendous like. the imitation cheese that comes. individually wrapped in plastic which. kids put on sandwiches that isn't really. cheese at all if actually it's just a. cheese product what does that even mean. anyways there's anyways there's an. anyways in the con in in the Declaration. of Independence we like to keep things. conversational in chean we therefore the. Republic of chean in a general internet. video assembled by the authority of the.

good people of chesan solemnly publish. and declare that this Republic ought to. be a free and independent country cheese. it cheese it cheese it okay so I'm going. to sign I'm can be the mascot and the. president of cheesus stand I'm not above. that and you s you sign that one okay. and we're going to wrap that up and I. think the only thing we need next i'mna. write I'm writing president underneath. is we need a national anthem.

and if you could wave the official flag. of the Republic of chesan while we sing. this together I'm going to sing with. you. cheese there's is something about you. talking about. cheese I can't live without. you and if you love cheese here's the. plan come on over to the Republic of. Jesus.

now the problem is with such a great. song we're asking people to come over we. have limited space without immediate. conquest yeah but the tourism is going. to be a difficult thing yeah but at. least the immediate Conquest is within. our still the bounds of our rented. Studio space but you got to admit that. is an unusual national anthem they. usually don't sound like that they're. usually a lot more moving yeah right. it's not it wasn't very patriotic kind. of pict like Elton John singing that. Jesus stand he should be the first guest. he should be the first honored guest. that's right.

if you want to make a tourism poster for. the Republic of chean you can upload. that to the rent link Community you know. what time it is I'm Nick I'm anara from. West Fargo North Dakota time to spin the. wheel of mythicality every Friday we. release our podcast ear biscuits and we. did that today we are doing that today. go check it out also you don't have to. be a member of the Republic of chean to. get one of these you can just buy one. rent link.com store R link admit that.

they are Impostors and not R. link well guys how do we say this how do. we come. clean oh this has been killing me oh. this has been killing me I mean this has. been going on. for a year and a half now just I mean. maybe probably longer 18 months at least. 18 to 24. months we um we killed R link yeah a.

long time ago them and uh we well well. how I mean well hold on they deserved it. yeah they did first of all. absolute evil uh they were just stupid. people not that we believe in killing. stupid people but we are evil so yeah we. do we're evil masterminds who can shape. shift to look like uh entain. mhm that's what we've done here but our.

conscious has gotten the best of us and. so we're confessing to you that yes we. are. imposters uh and. murderers and. um uh we're heartless but come on down. to Jesus stand yeah and you know what. there's no reason you shouldn't keep. watching this show I mean we've got at. least better than nothing 10 more. strings of pieces of string cheese I. mean we won't kill you or anything no we. won't unless you're stupid. [Music].

I wonder if something could bad could. come out it like we could get the CIA on. us or something you know if if they. might start be like accused of treason. for this.