Woman Robs A Store with a Curling Iron

a Connecticut woman Robs a tax service. with a curling. ironon North Carolina let's talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that. good mythical morning this episode is. brought to you by kotulas.com that's the. guys with the goods they bring you. things like the easy Rider electric bike.

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somebody robs something and they use. something other than a gun we're going. to talk about it so don't get tired of. that because if it's a virus and a video. poker establishment we're going to be. there or we're going to we're going to. talk about it as if we were there or. we're going to talk about it as if we. read about it and wished we were there a. woman and her son this is a a mother son. situation okay robbed a Toledo Ohio. she's from. Connecticut but she did this in Toledo.

Ohio what was this bring your son to a. robbery. day um a woman and her son robbed a. Toledo Ohio Ohio business. wielding a curling. iron a curling iron the woman in her son. stormed into a Liberty Tax Service. outlet and made off with $280 according. to. police 280 it was yeah it was a big. score that's what they call that a big. score 280 big. ones got a big job coming up you.

couldn't even get a 10-speed bike do. they make 10speed bikes an 18speed. 21speed bike you couldn't get like a BMX. Like a kids bike from Walmart well you. could probably get two of them for 280. but what was she thinking she was. probably thinking she was going to get. two of those from Walmart yeah son we. need bikes we should be robbing with. curling irons on on bikes um she had she. had the device they're calling the. device that's the curling iron draped in. a towel and indicated it was a gun. that's smart because if you just brought.

in a curling iron without draping a. towel over it and said I have a gun they. would probably say no you don't you have. a curling iron what are you going to do. perm me to death you know I I I question. her fashion sense because I think if she. was with the times it probably be a flat. iron yeah based on what my wife tells me. my wife has a flat iron yeah yeah you. know and she all without fail I this is. no joke almost every time we leave the. house to go on a dat or go anywhere that.

where she has just gotten ready you're. talking about you and your wife not you. and the and the robber yeah we I'm going. I'm going to go back to the woman with a. curling arm now I'm talking about my. wife she's never robbed anything that I. know of she hasn't told. me now and you don't know the woman who. robbed the tax establishment with the. curling iron personally not personally. I'm not related to her either never. dated her when we leave that's not your. child her son when no when we leave the. house without fail she says. I think I left my flat iron on yeah will.

you go check I think I left it on like. woman come on now I this happens every. time we leave just either turn the thing. off or go do it yourself baby I love you. but you know it happens every time we. get in the car this is how I communicate. to my wife through the show by the way I. mean I do live with her I do see her. often but I like communicating with her. through the show this is not healthy. this is not but I I think it's it's part. of Womanhood you know you got to make. sure everything's right first of all you.

got to use a a some sort of iron to get. ready it's like a modern day blacksmith. is is part of all women who have certain. type of fashion sense I'm going I'm. creating a theory okay I see that women. are like modern day blacksmiths they use. irons when they get up in the morning on. their hair it's amazing now here's an. let's go back to the story let's okay. yeah uh there's an interesting tidbit. about this story.

the woman and her son are on the run at. least this happened last week she may. have been caught by now I don't know but. she's probably not going to get far. because police say she had been in to. have her taxes done recently and. Witnesses identified her as Sonia Watson. okay so she had gone into this Liberty. Tax Service to get her taxes done and as. George hack the location manager his. last name is hack yeah if I'm going to. get my taxes done I want it to be done. by a guy whose name is officially a hack. is there are there any hacks around.

because I I'm going to request a hack to. do my taxes uh George Mr hack says boy. he had a rough time in high school you. know I would think he'd have just as. rough time at the tax office it was a. total shock that somebody who actually. had been a customer where we have every. piece of their information their private. information would come in and attempt. something like that George hack is very. observant uh but yeah what is Sonia or. Sonia I don't know what she goes by son. call her Sonia like red Sonia remember.

that movie no it was big in the 80s uh. what is Sonia thinking and first of all. she's bringing her her kid along it's. like I want to teach you the ropes son. we're going to use a curling iron and. what you son let's let you pick this is. how Sonia talks which where do you want. to go what do you want to Rob he's like. well Mom you know a couple of days ago. we went to that tax place and you gave. him your social security number and. address but you know I saw about. $300 we could go rob.

them Mr hack look like a pushover and. then they go and they bring the curling. iron and did they they recognized her at. the place right yeah well it only this. this almost is too good to be true but. this is it's in the news but it was. under the fiction section no this is. under the uh the dumb criminals section. oh because because as the news that I. read has a fiction section okay you. should probably look into not reading. news from this.

listen to this news fiction on their way. out the woman who had prepared her taxes. hit her with a soda bottle soda bottle. so a soda bottle yeah I don't know if it. was like a 2 liter a full there's a lot. of things here if it was just like a 20. o empty it would be like it just bounc. off over but if was a glass or if it was. a 2 liter full if it was a 2 lit empty. it wouldn't hurt either B but it's a tax. office they're not prepared for this. kind of thing it's like what oh there's. a Diet Coke and they and she throws it.

at her and she's like I I did the. woman's taxes last week and she's back. in here with her son robbing it what. else am I going to do besides throw a. soda bottle at her and listen to this. she threw a soda bottle at what else are. you going to do the pair escaped past an. employee I don't know if you. see there was one of these in Fu right. there in the middle of town there was a. Liberty Tax Service and they've got the. Statue of Liberty mascot that like. dances out on the street with a sign. around tax time you're probably seeing. that now if you've got a liberty Tax. Service where you're at uh many wrecks.

are caused by uh Statue of Liberty. dancing and miniature ponies yes. miniature horses. horses the pair escaped past an employee. who was Manning the door and dressed as. the statue of. libery so after use the torch man after. being attacked with a what could have. been anywhere from a 20 o to a 3 L soda. bottle soda bottle we don't know how. much was in it she got that maybe her.

son like deflected it and then she gets. to the door and the Statue of Liberty. Lady Liberty is there guarding the door. and they get right past it I guess you. know this is some dude statue statues. aren't supposed to move for some reason. they're usually guys doing this job yeah. but it's probably just some dude is like. I'm not going to I mean listen I'm. getting paid seven bucks an hour to. dress as the Statue of Liberty you think. I'm going to try to keep this woman and. her son from walking out with 280 bucks. it would be cool if it was a a security. guard.

um who was disguised as a Statue of. Liberty ha. gotcha and then and then he had a. curling iron under a hand towel I think. it would make more sense that would be. really cool if the torch doubled as a. taser or just a torch if you know of any. just had a torch any people out there. well first of all comment below I mean. what would you rob with what because we. don't believe in robbing things with. guns but just be creative don't be. serious because we don't want you to. actually Rob anything let's spin the.

wheel let's shut this thing down and if. you know of any stories of people. robbing things with things send it to us. send it to us through our Facebook. account or a. Twitter link messes up Rhett's hair a. lot of people have wondered what my hair. would look like messed up I defy you to. mess my hair up because it will it it it. it a lot of it it'll kind of just return. okay I can pretty easily get it to come. back to yeah there's why is my hand.

already glistening this is because. there's P Pomade in my hair oh my. goodness this is. stupid I think I might be giving you a. new look here right this is good for. those of you listening to the audio only. version you're very lucky petting my. hair now no I'm not okay this is it it's. over thanks for being here remember. bring your friend tomorrow or your. neighbor or your blood brother then. you'll have something to talk about. watch this look look.

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