Windshield Lasers and Ketchup Water

Derek thinks that windshield wiper. should be replaced with lasers I'm. Skyler Booker from Grant up Falls. Washington let's talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that good mythical morning today's. episode is brought to you by the r and. Link Community the place of gathering. for mythical beasts and all things. mythically beastly join up Converse. create.

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mean the first four days of the week we. say blah blah blah blah blah let's talk. about that we dictate the conversation. so we've had an idea to flip it around a. little bit and allow you the viewers the. mythical Beast to dictate the. conversation for you to say let's talk. about this talk about so and so but it's. even going A Step Beyond that it's not. hey what do you think about this WR link. or or asking a question it's I think. this a mythical saying I think this and.

then we explore that okay and we're. going to go through several of them or I. feel this you can feel it I guess I'm. opinionated about something so it's an. opinion or a. perspective that is unique and mythical. beastly enough to generate conversation. amongst all of us like Derrick Reynolds. on Facebook he said and he submitted. this on our Facebook page over. facebook.com R link yes I hate the. Little Triangle the windshield wipers. miss when it is raining I think the car.

people should make like a laser that. burns water off the car so it will get. all the water and not look like two big. hills of dry windshield all right let's. step into this one first of all I. everybody seen it you know that little. spot down there especially if you're. short and you're barely over the. steering wheel you can't see through it. as as a youngster I remember my vision. being impaired from the from the little. dust sharks I thought they were because. even when it's not. raining the windshield wipers take the. rain and they wash your windshield but.

that part that it doesn't get I always. thought it was like a little shark fin. coming up oh you visualized it as a. shark fin yeah I did and I think this is. a perfect example of the type of thing. that we want to discuss here you know. this is a unique perspective something. that we can all relate to but what's his. name Derek Derrick Reynolds Derek you. know has gone the extra mile and thought. about this he has a unique perspective. well he says that the car people because. you know who sits around and thinks. about these things the car people the. car people they should make a laser to.

burn the water off so first of all Derek. you know I appreciate your opinion but I. think that a laser shining into the. windshield while someone is driving the. car doesn't I don't think the car people. would I don't think the car people would. be into that the car people Safety. Division might be throwing up red flags. I mean you could have a really safe. automobile that passes all the crash. test and they're like uh we gave the. this particular model of Volvo a very.

low safety rating because there's a. laser that shines into the driver's eyes. when it is raining but it's not it's not. shining into the driver's eyes it's. shining parallel to the windshield so. it's shining to like people who are. passing driving shining it's shining to. the people who to the trucker behind you. in the in the very large rig if you go. through through an overpass or something. somebody up there might catch it I just. think the solution should be the wipers. I think we need wipers that just get. more of the windshield or else they. should make the windshield to be in the.

shape of the wipers I think they should. make us what they should make the. windshields in the shape of the wipers. so that little shark fin that you're. talking about will just be like a piece. of it'll be a piece of make the wipers. in the shape of the. windshield or the windshield into the. shape of the wipers make the windshield. in the shape that the wipers actually. get well I I'm going with lasers just. because it's simple the problem with. lasers is that yeah for every idea you. have to you have to evaluate it against. the criteria of this how easily could. this idea be used for evil and very.

easily I think this one is just turn the. lasers and all of a sudden you've got a. you've got a James Bond scenario thanks. for your perspective Derek we're going. to move on to Valerie geese I think it's. geese or GE uh she says the meaning of. the polite phrase excuse me seems to. have taken on the meaning get out of my. way now she goes on to explain that when. you're in a public place and you need. someone to move you say pardon me or. excuse me and she says essentially that. just means get out of my.

way she's got a good point because I do. this on a regular basis and it seems. like a polite thing to say but I think. it's when you like fart in public that's. when you're supposed to say like excuse. me like I am sorry for. that so you not it's not it shouldn't be. preemptive I think is our point so. excuse me should not be used when asking. someone to move it should be used when. you've just pass gas or you know burped. or bumped if you when you've actually. already bumped into somebody that's when.

oh excuse me sorry so excuse me should. only mean I'm sorry it should not mean. get out of my way well that would be an. application of Valerie's perspective I. think personally you know how like when. you're out on like a Greenway and you're. and you're with your kids and you're. like on a bike and then like a guy who's. on a much faster bike who's wearing like. the tight pants yeah a biker he says on. your left yeah or on your right he. usually says on your left cuz that's. when they're supposed to pass I think. when you're like in the super market and.

there's like a woman in front of you. with a bunch of groceries and she's not. moving it's just like I'm coming around. on your left ma'am I could say ma'am to. make it more polite and on your right. the interest I love that idea I'm in. total agreement because I think you know. technically what the biker would say in. truthfulness is coming right at you but. by saying on your left you immediately. and it's the quickest way to con convey. people to the right as opposed to I'm. coming right at you and then you never. know which way they're going to go and. it it becomes a becomes a game of life.

and death again the evil criteria I'm in. agreement with you br and Valerie and. I'm on your left by the way Valerie let. us know what you think about. coincidentally you know switching things. up and and just giving people a heads up. just's go through a few more Allison. Mitten uh she says no matter what your. older siblings tell you if you eat or. swallow a watermelon seed a watermelon. will not I repeat will not grow in your. stomach uh.

and who is this Alison Allison. Allison I agree uh I don't know what. it's worth whether I disagree or agree I. know you're not looking for my approval. or disapproval but I will agree that it. it will not grow a watermelon in your. stomach but give it a little time and it. will grow one in your small. intestine uh I I also agree with Allison. on this but I I think that convincing. Little Children of things. like plants growing inside their body is. like that's one of the one of the things.

that you should do I mean I think fear. parenting is that what you're saying no. that's one of the fun things in my mind. about being a parent is I have these. little kids I can just tell them. whatever I want to lie parenting I can. just tell them I could tell them. whatever I want to I could be like don't. eat that son you'll it'll grow a. watermelon plant inside your stomach and. to see the look on their face when. they're. like what do I do now and I'm like just. kidding I always tell them I'm kidding. but you know it's just it's a joke what. weeks later or like in a letter from. prison I have told I have told kids a. lot of things I told yeah you don't tell.

my kids you're lying I told your kids. that as a child I lived exclusively in. the woods they they and and they were. thinking that explains a lot they they. they did not question that one Lily and. Lincoln kind of know me now yeah they. kind of know me now and so they know. that they know how to read you they're. get reaching an age and they've been. around you long enough to know how to. read you but some of Lock's new friends. Lo and Lincoln and Lily's new friends. like ly yeah I told her in May the other.

day these two little girls you know five. six years old I told them that I lived. in the woods as a. child and I neglected to tell them that. I was joking and then she came up to me. the other day and she was like what was. it like living in the woods this was a. followed it was like three weeks later. she wanted I said well it's tough you. got to look out for yourself so you were. committed at that point I lived I lived. inside of a tree now a lot of people. would say you're being dishonest and. you're lying to these kids it's just. it's it's fun but if it no harm done. it's only good if it if the LIE prevents.

them from swallowing watermelon seeds. which are clearly bad for them I mean. yeah what's the motive in the lie you. know it's all about the motive Jessica. or is it Jessica Wooten says carrot cake. is an Abomination vegetables and dessert. should not commingle as a general rule. so she thinks that you shouldn't have a. vegetable flavored dessert yeah no one's. going to disagree with that but carrot. cake is awesome but you're still not. disagreeing right with cream cheese. icing but still in agreement no I'm not.

in agreement I love carrot cake my uh. grandmother-in-law makes a carrot cake. that the longer that you leave it out. the better it gets and one time we left. one out for like six weeks do you know. why that's able to happen some sort of. fermentation and and the way that the. flavors just it becomes this almost this. it's about to to completely rot and fall. apart but you eat it right at that that. breaking point it's not a piece of wood. it doesn't rot it grows mold and then. rot do you know the reason why her cake.

is able to do that just say no because. you don't know I have no idea she leaves. the carrots. out think about. it okay all right let's let's wrap up. this show and so where we can have some. more time to prompt we're not going to. comment on this one we're just going to. leave you with Caleb Ben W's thoughts as. you bring the wheel up link Caleb says. consuming something questionable I.E. gulps of ketchup water for money isn't.

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