Why Wednesday is the Best Day of the Week
you may not know it yet but Wednesday is. the best day of the week let's talk. about. [Music]. that good mythical morning we asked you. on Twitter and Facebook and other social. Outlets what's the best day of the week. and you know what you did you gave us. typical results I mean that I don't know. what typical I mean you just were you're. just being yourself and it's okay okay.
most people think that. Friday. Saturday or Sunday some Sundays I think. Saturday is what people typically think. is the best usually the weekend and then. maybe the day moving into the weekend. for obvious reasons it's the weekend. it's when you do whatever you want to. it's when you say there's no rules I'm. going to break the law this weekend or. I'm just going to. sleep I say that a lot on the weekend. well most of sometimes I question. whether I'm depressed because of it. let's not go into.
that yeah I like to nap a lot I mean get. off my back right on past that just just. leave me be okay actually uh I'm. fighting off a cold or. something actually mythical Beast. Wednesday or wedness day is the best day. of the week and we have a list of. reasons why and it's going to blow your. mind if you think these reasons are. great we came up with them I didn't mean. to interrupt you well I did but if you. don't think the reasons are great great.
then uh we just took them from The Ether. what were you saying I was just going to. say that they're all going to agree with. us after this oh see I was anticipating. that and I wanted to hedge against that. all right let's do it this is why. Wednesday is the best day of the week uh. the chicken pot pie special at Cracker. Bell is Wednesday. hello do we even need to go any further. that's really one of your reasons yeah. and I'm going to end I'm going to end. all of my reasons with hello. hello chicken pot pies are good.
and when they're specialed they're even. better they're a little bit cheaper that. day okay in a recent poll and this. wasn't like a poll that we conducted. this was like a scientific thing where. they asked single people uh what's the. best day to go on a date do you know. what most people. said Wednesday and here's why because if. you have a good experience with this. person then two days later you're like. you want to go out this. weekend and if you had a bad experience. you're like the weekend's here can do.
whatever I want to I can break the law. you know because you don't have to spend. it with this person that you're going to. end up hating right in a first date I. mean on a Wednesday it just kind of it. just kind of puts it out there that hey. this is this is not that big of a deal. let's not let's not let's not get too. worked up about this Wednesday we can we. can both back away slowly from this this. is like a church potluck and we both. still have we both still have the. weekend to act like we never went out on. a date and move forward hello did I say. that already ready yeah you shouldn't.
say that again I bet if you try it. you're not going to want to stop either. try it after I say this next reason that. Wednesday is the best day of the week. it's the best day to move. hello because I mean first of all you. hate to move but if you're going to move. you want to get the best the best rates. movers are just just sitting around. waiting to help somebody move on. Wednesdays it's a fact so you should do. that um Wednesdays are I was looking for. another hello but didn't happen. Wednesdays are when new comic books are.
released I didn't know this I have a. visual prop for this music comes out on. Tuesdays uh comic books come out on. Wednesdays look at this got a comic book. first issue of uh Wolverine we were sent. this and we did not glue it to the mail. Boulder because when you send us really. cool stuff we we just use it for our own. enjoyment we don't put it on the mail. bilder so I've been reading this. Wednesdays are also great because it is. the best day to buy can you guess fill. in the blank here it is.
jewelry hello I only buy my jewelry on. Wednesdays because they dropped their. prices I'm going to go back to Tuesday. again but you buy airline tickets on. Tuesday you move and you buy jewelry on. Wednesday jewelry I don't buy a lot of. jewelry but uh don't say that don't. don't admit that I buy I buy uh jewelry. for my wife every Wednesday every. Wednesday I'm going to start doing that. okay the I call it jewelry Wednesday. that's what it is in our house.
hey. kids uh the name Wednesday is derived. from Old English wnx dog and Middle. English wedness day. day day of. wenes Wen w is that mayonnaise maybe. it's wenas wenas is the protog Germanic. name for Odin the father of the Norse. gods and he was the inspiration for St. Nicholas so long story short is if you. didn't have Wednesday you wouldn't have. Santa that's a stretch another reason.
Wednesday is great Arnold Schwarzenegger. was invented on Wednesday this man was. not born he was invented he was made I. think we all know that and it was on a. Wednesday the day of conception or the. day of birth the day of the day of birth. July 30th. 1947 which as we all know was a. Wednesday hello Wednesday is the only. day that you can put wacky or wonderful. before and it sounds cool my my reason. is still good and you're really hurting.
over here hello yeah that's the only. thing that's going to rescue you you. can't be like hey kids it's wacky. Tuesday no but if you're like it's Wacky. Wednesday they're like well what is that. what are we going to do if you're like. it's wonderful Wednesday they're also. they also get. excited and that's great that's great. for you ah okay Wednesday if you Mumble. it Wednesday it it almost sounds like. you're saying wood Woods day Woods day. which if you want to go with that and I.
highly recommend this you can have a. weekly holiday of celebrating things. made only out of wood back up a second. what you can have a weekly holiday if. things celebrate what was the. reason wood when you when you Mumble. Wednesday it sounds like Woods day Woods. day Woods day therefore it follows that. you can have a weekly celebration of. things made only out of wood like this. vesa this wooden keyboard and mouse a.
car dashboard look at this it's a car. dashboard hello who says hello who does. that isn't that somebody's thing. probably like Gilbert godfried or. something and these wooden boat. tied and on our Instagram the red link. Instagram every Wednesday is Waffle. Wednesday look I brought W you have to. eat with a fort that Dro on the ground.
and I've got syrup or syrup as some. people who say it incorrectly say it. I've never heard anyone say that here. give me give me some look at that look. at how that worked I just I never I. never stopped and. then there we go a lot of fun I also. recommend adding a little whipped cream. Wednesday to your waful. Wednesday more please more more. please more. please you know we we have to do this.
what open your mouth dude it's it's. whipped cream Wednesday tilt your tilt. your chin back further back. [Laughter]. look whipped cream. W. oh whipped cream wisom.
I caught it I couldn't. breathe you know what time it is the. only reason I stopped was because I. couldn't breathe hi I'm Keegan from St. Louis Missouri time to spend the wheel. of M Cy here we go all. right you couldn't breathe there for a. second. oh m m all we're going to do while the. wind spins is be like m M waffle.
Wednesdays on Instagram follow us up any. waffles yet link is rett's favorite. celebrity this shouldn't be. hard just just sitting here at a. restaurant minding my own hey. um yeah you you're link. right yeah um you've uh.
you've got a little something on your. I'm nervous to be around you oh yeah. it's it's cool man you're my favorite. celebrity well you thanks for that. you've got a little. uh you said it was rat that's your name. mhm R you got a little something I. didn't say my. name you know. [Music]. me oh little self-control because that.
appetizing I I love straight whipped. cream but that doesn't look very. appetizing it's like lost its form.
