Why Hawkman: The Movie Should Be Made
I am. Hawkman let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning happy. birthday Hawkman that's right Hawkman. was born in 1940 well he wasn't born. he's not really he's a fictional. character but he was created in 1940 40. in in the month of January I thought I. got to take you vage of this and got to.
wish Hawkman a happy birthday why. because hawman as I have established on. good mythical morning before is the best. superhero of all time much malign for. reasons I don't understand he's been. resurrected many different times in many. different series uh he always gets. cancelled I don't understand it because. he's mind-blowingly awesome so so that. is why we're getting sent from fans like. Jen Brown These comic books I will say. that there is a grand finale to the end. of this video.
can't wait for it hold on to your wings. and your inth metal okay here's the deal. um not only do I think Hawkman is the. best superhero ever I believe strongly. that a Hawkman movie could be the best. superhero movie of all time and that's. what I'm here to do today have you seen. the Batman movies uh yeah and they're. very good they're very good great may. may may even be an appropriate way to. describe the Batman movies okay. especially the last two but I am telling.
you that people don't see all the. potential and that's what I'm here for. I'm the messenger and you know don't. shoot Hawkman shoot me if you I don't. know really that analogy doesn't work. but what I'm going to do is I'm going to. tell you a few things about Hawkman and. you're going to and I'm going to make. the connection for you to help you. understand why this would be an. excellent movie DC Comics Warner. Brothers Pictures I'm talking to you. Jeff Johns I think they I think they can. hear you even if you don't when you.
really want to get people's attention. you go into the cone don't don't use the. cone man you want sorry it's insulting. okay first of all doesn't get anyone on. your side uh in 2012 they Warner. Brothers actually coted the idea of. making uh Hawk man into a movie and they. began talking about it even to the point. of having a log line for the movie part. Indiana Jones Da Vinci Code part ghost. tent. pole it's kind of Hollywood speak about. the fictional superhero that appears in. DC comic books he used archaic weaponry. and large artificial Wings attached to a.
harness made of the inth metal that. allows flight most incarnations of. hawman work closely with a partner. romantic interest named Haw girl or. hawkwoman in his fight against super. villains based on the DC Comic and I bet. she'd be really hot in the movie oh yeah. she would this production unfortunately. to my dismay and disappointment never. happened but you know what I believe in. you DC Comics Wonder Brothers pictures I. believe that we can make this happen and. let me make the case uh these are a few. things it's already we there's are a few. things that are true about the hawkman's. story he's been.
uh he he's had so many different. iterations I think that we can just it's. fair game we're going to pull from. multiple iterations so I'm not sticking. to one iteration of hawman okay got them. all right here uh first of all in the. Carter Hall iteration of hawman hawman. is a reincarnated prince prince kufu. from ancient Egypt and Prince kufu and. his bride were killed by haet an. Egyptian priest so you've got some Royal. murder SL Intrigue stuff I.E Game of. Thrones ever heard of that super.
successful. hello so it's kind of like Game of. Thrones secondly he carries a mace I. thought it was like Indiana Jones and. ghost I it's better than that okay he. carries a mace ever heard of. gladiator yes super successful movie you. see where I'm going with this Gladiator. have a m he's got there it was it took. place in the in the medieval you know. the Roman I'm with you it's fine he's. got inth metal now this inth metal stuff. it came on a an alien ship that crashed.
onto Earth okay opening scene ever heard. of this happening in a movie before. alien ship crashing on Earth how about. the man who fell to Earth 1976 David Boe. first feature film starring David Bowie. now how about that that was a box office. Buster you haven't heard of that one you. making that one up no but it's a. well-respected movie we can't just go. all block the Labyrinth and those pants. he was wearing no no this was this this.
was uh this was different the man who. fell to earth now also his inth metal is. controlled mentally and can defy gravity. a few movies that I can think of where. gravity is very important are actually. the absence of gravity gravity gravity I. was with you on that one super huge and. hello Apollo 13 oh gosh think about that. you got people floating around with. seems so. desperate I'm going deep now listen now.
one of the super villains uh that hawman. fought in 1945 was fussy Dan Nash boy he. was fussy uh he was a mass criminal that. had a chimpanzee Butler now you may. remember a little successful 1978 film. starring Clint Eastwood call Every Which. Way but Loose yes I do yes it featured. made a $100 million at the box office. featured in a ring ofan so I mean. chimpanzee Rutan when you get a. superstar to interact with a prime on.
camera another primate uh the money. starts rolling in hello orangutang. orangutang I say orangutang because I. watch the Discovery Channel and. occasionally the animals don't just stop. with a chimpanzee we're gonna have a. chimpanzee in the movie the big big big. big stuff but hogman has the ability to. control flocks of birds to communicate. and control flocks of. birds of the Jeff Daniels classic movie. from. 1996 Fly Away Home remember that one.
where they took the birds across the. United States it's a feel-good bird. movie I've just never seen it I'm sorry. not to mention Hawk girl/ hawkwoman. whether she's young or old it doesn't. matter or whatever time it is in the. politically correct age we'll call her. hawkwoman and uh the thing about hog. woman is this is his reincarnated wife. that he keeps uh reencountering and he. has to every time he meets her he has to. convince her that they are reincarnated. and they should be together ever heard. of a little film called 501st dates. where Adam Sandler had to convinced Drew.
Barrymore who he was every single day so. there's a romcom element is that the one. where we played a woman no and finally. he is an archaeologist I know of a. successful movie franchise starring an. archaeologist SL hero SL Indiana Jones. yeah we're all over that one right I. mean the Warner Brothers already. understands that connection He also. mentioned Da Vinci Cod and ghost throw. it in there I don't care I think I've. made the case and I did a little math. based on my calculations this movie has.
the chance of grossing over $3.5 billion. at the box. office and I know Money Talks you did. the you did the math I added up all the. gross box office earnings of all the. movies that I mention you did addition. $3.5 billion how can you say no to this. because that is how it works H okay. that's I've made my case wow and okay. listen obviously Rhett is is very. excited about about this I don't want to.
patronize here I am willing to uh uh to. go in on this and we have decided to put. the full creative force of Rett link. behind this endeavor people yes we have. ladies and gentlemen we have decided to. film the movie dot dot dot teaser. trailer yes okay so uh you know you got. to have a teaser trailer that comes out. that gets everybody excited yeah we we. good plan we we're we we're not only. going to do that we've already done it.
ladies and gentlemen the world premiere. of the Hawkman teaser movie. trailer a lot of confusion and concern. when Birds which were flying in the sky. started to crash to the pavement who is. listening to our desperate cries for. hell some here suspect something. sinister who is willing to confront the. darkness.
who will save. us. hawman so it's pretty clear the movie.
practically makes itself and I think. that we found our Hawkman I am Hawkman. at this point all we need is your help. now we have released this trailer on its. own as its own video so we want you to. watch like and comment on that video we. also want you to copy and paste the. tweet that is in the description of this. video also in the description of that. video where it's standing on its own. it's pretty self-explanatory it reaches. DC Comic reaches Warner Brothers and.
we're going to get the Rett is Hawkman. message out there this movie is going to. be made I am willing to do a a. conditioning program I know my body. doesn't look very superhero-ish right. now but I'm willing to do an 18-month. conditioning program whatever it takes I. work for very very I work for the SAG. minimum he's very desperate yes I I'm. very into this thanks for also liking. and commenting on this video you know. what time it is hi my name's Laura from. St Louis Missouri and it's time to spin. the wheel.
of mythicality make sure you go and. watch our teaser trailer get the word. out about me I need to be made into a. super movie hero and I'm not talking. about R I'm talking about L to the. trailer in the description of this video. and then copy and paste the Tweet you. guys we're depending on you we need your. help I can't turn around because of the. Wings sorry I can't see where okay I. think it just flips lightning strike oh. that would be just fine with me I could. absorb the light lightning into my inth.
metal so go ahead and strike away hawman. yes I'm here hatet your Nemesis I'm very. familiar with you and not intimidated by. you in the least well I don't usually. wear a hoodie but it's it's going to be. it looks stormy out here well it's an. update I'm willing to do whatever it. takes if it means updating the character. whatever it takes to get this movie made. should I be playing Hawkman or should be. playing hogman promoting his movie I'm. going to I'm this is the movie This is. what it would be like okay I'm half set. get with me here I'm going to rain down.
the storms on you Haw I'm not. intimidated lightning star oh my. goodness where is my wife at lightning. stu oh I need my wife hell the lightning. okay honey lightning strike H I'm being. attacked honey we work as a team. remember this what are you where is the. freaking lightning when you need it. she's so unreliable we're in counseling. it's it's going to be okay this could be. a problem that the director has to. address you know. all the shots of hogman need to be from.
a from a low angle so you don't have to. see his mou in fact you know what I can. just vo the whole thing if we do this.
