Who Makes The WORST Soda?

What soda flavor is the worst? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Summer. Webster's Dictionary defines cornhole as a lawn game in which players toss bean. bags toward a slanted platform with the aim of passing the beanbag through a. hole in the center of the platform. Call me crazy, but that sounds a lot like a game that we play. Scornhole. But Webster didn't say anything about Mythical Beasts voting on what they.

think the worst things in the world are across myriad categories, and then players basing their throws on how they think the Beasts voted. Right. So, seems pretty different. Plus. corn bags. Yeah, and they also didn't say anything about my five game win streak, so, yeah, totally different. It's time for Scornhole Worst Everything. Edition. Welcome to the Scornhole Field Zone. Okay, boys, in front of you under that sheet are the five.

least popular cheeses according to the Mythical Beasts, and you're going to guess which was voted the worst. As always, each bean bag color corresponds to a different cheese, and the bag representing the worst cheese will be worth the most points. The winner of today's game will add seven thousand dollars to. their charity donation total. And. What? Win a special opportunity. with Corny Grandma. The loser will get nothing. Oh, gosh. Rhett has won five. times in a row now.

So, we've got two advantage options for you to choose from today. Link. You can either. use the CGI throw again, which worked exactly how you wanted it to last time. No, it's never worked well. You don't even want to hear the other option? Well, I know I need to hear it. You can. bar Rhett. from using one color bean bag for the entire game. That's powerful. Boy, if you choose wisely, you could really neuter me, Link.

You know I don't want to be neutered. That is the third option. You can neuter Rhett. I know what that involves, and I don't want to do it. And it's already happened. I'm already neutered. Got him. I was there for it. All right, I am not choosing the CGI because. fool me once, fool me twice, this will be the third time I've been fooled. Not happening. Okay. So, I am going to remove. an entire. R bag set.

Yeah. Not red, not yellow. I think. most of the time we're throwing purple, blues, greens. I actually think. Really? Yeah. This is the thing. I'm gonna get rid of. You think that most of the time we're throwing purples and greens, and purples and blues and greens. Well, I remember that I always accidentally throw. purple when it's blue, so maybe. You should remove your blue so you don't confuse it with purple. I'm getting rid of Rhett's blues. Okay. That's gonna hurt.

All right, you can go ahead and. remove that sheet. So that's why this was here, so I wouldn't know why. I was. Oh, fittingly. What's under here? Fittingly, blue cheese is blue. Dang it, Link. You've chosen wisely. Yes. Let's start with ricotta. I'm not gonna use the toothpick. I'm gonna use the spoon. We got a toothpick, because I'm. Jackie Daytona. Yep, I understand the reference.

I'm Jackie Daytona. I love ricotta. These are big blocks. So mushy. Look at that. The Swiss. I mean, first of all, just straight cheese in the morning. Hole-y. Is not necessarily. I mean, that's so European of us. When was the last time you complained about a big bite of something? That's right, Rhett. Thank you. Thank you, Stevie. Especially when it's cheese. I feel seen right now. I mean, who doesn't love Swiss? It's mild. I like it. What is this. log?

Hold on. Did you get a bite? Yeah. You didn't even get a bite. Yeah, I did. Where is it? I poked it. And I tasted it. Goat cheese tastes like. it came out of the butt of the goat. Is that how goat cheese is made? Oh, gosh. Do they poop it out? Don't step right there on the blue cheese. Because it's the right shape and the right taste, and. blue cheese is obviously the worst. Now, correct me if I'm wrong. But what's gorgonzola? Gorgonzola is blue cheese. I think it's a.

type. You know. It's a type of blue cheese, but it sounds fancy. And the voters know this. I think it's more mild. Don't step on that blue cheese. Thank you. All right. You go first. Okay. Well, boy, I feel so neutered, because blue cheese. is obviously. consistently considered to be the worst cheese by. most people. I don't think that gorgonzola. It's your favorite cheese, by the way.

Right? Would you say? Favorite? No, no, no. It's not my favorite cheese. What's your favorite cheese? I don't know. There's several that tie, I think a smoked gouda. I think, actually, like, if people knew that gorgonzola was a different form of blue cheese, it would be right there with blue cheese. But I think that goat cheese is also very polarizing, because it does taste, as you described, like it comes from the goat's butt. Can't hate ricotta. You can't hate ricotta. You can't love ricotta. I love ricotta.

It's neutral. Okay, so I'm gonna go. goat. But I will tell you, if it was up to me and I wasn't being neutered, I would go blue, blue, blue. Glad to hear it. Three in a row. So I really gotta go for accuracy here. Oh, that was a hard. little. Are you gonna keep going? Nope, because we switch, right? Do we? Yep. That's the rules. Oh, yeah. Them's the rules. All right, so I'm going with blue cheese.

Oh, I need to reveal these. Yeah, we know what's happening, but, yeah, reveal it. All right, blue cheese. Oh, gosh. Off to the left. All right. Thank you, Link. Thank you, Link. My arm. You're helping me. Yes, yes! I needed that. It doesn't matter. I needed it. You're not using the blue ones. That's right. Well, you're not landing them on the board.

I mean, you're not. I mean. Goat! I gotta get warmed up. Goat! Okay. Still on. All right, I gotta go again with the blue. Okay. You're on the board.

I landed. So you didn't go with gorgonzola at all? I'm surprised you didn't. I don't know if people know. I don't know if people know. I don't know if they know. Okay. Okay. This is a little unorthodox, but. I was just told. that we have a video clip that involves a former Mythical employee, and. they claim to have been scorned by one of you. And so, thematically, I think I'm obliged. to play the video. Okay, you're obliged. Okay.

Hey, Rhett and Link. I have been feeling pretty dang scorned lately, and I think you know why. After I hit Link in the face with that bag of flour, no one gave it back to me. That bag of flour had been in my family. for generations. And not only did Link damage it with his face, but he stole it too. Give me back my flour, Neal. It's a bit dramatic. Jen? So, we brought back crew members. for a special on the Mythical Society. And then you got them to.

talk crap about us apparently. That was separate. That has nothing to do with the Mythical Crew Reunion only on the Mythical Society, out today. It was just. It's a separate thing. All right. Okay. Painful memory. And Jen is only one of those crew members who came back. Are we gonna hear from more as we go along, Stevie? I don't want to spoil it for you. I don't think they'll be as painful as. But, that's right. The Crew Reunion is on the Mythical Society today. Go over there to mythicalsociety.com. We had a lot of fun. And watch it, yes it was fun. I heard a lot, a lot of.

A lot of bad things that happened over there. It was wild! That was a silly video, but there's some. Blue cheese, give it to me, Stevie. In order from least bad to worst. Out of these cheeses, we have ricotta for one point, swiss for two points, goat cheese for three points, gorgonzola for four points. Which means the worst cheese, according to the Mythical Beasts, is blue cheese. Blue bags, five points. You should have been tossing. I should have gone with gorgonzola. I just. You guys are smarter than I thought.

Next up are the five worst flavors of sorta. Sorta. Sorta. Kinda soda. Kinda, sorta soda. Kinda, sorta soda. Soda, according. to the Mythical Beasts. That's what happened. Soda and according put together is sorta. So we're calling this pepper style. The reason we're calling it pepper style is not because Doctor Pepper. has changed its name to pepper style, which might be a good idea. It's because these are. families of sodas, and we have a representative soda. There's lots of pepper style.

Like Mister Pibb. Mister Pibb's one of them. Mister Pepper? There's a doctor somebody else, too. And so. Doctor Zhivago, Doctor. Cream. Doctor Thunder. Doctor Thunder. There it is. I don't like that one either. If you had a growth that was bothering you, would you rather go see Doctor Pepper or Doctor Thunder? Doctor Pepper. Because. I need a calming force, and Thunder is.

I mean, you know, where there's thunder. But I like Pepper. I want somebody to make a decisive. decision about my growth. If it needs to come off, I want it to come off and I want it to be. I want the surgery to be scheduled quickly. Okay. Doctor Thunder for me. Well, that's a good point. Okay, well, then we can go at the same time because we have different doctors. Side by side? Two beds next to each other? I like ginger ale. Especially. when I'm sick. Root beer. Root beer.

This is the one I cannot vote for. Oh, gosh. Would I? It's polarizing. Doctor Pepper, polarizing. Root beer, polarizing. Grape. Grape soda. We love it. We know how y'all think about grape things. Grape soda is so good. I want it in my veins. Grape drink, y'all. Why do you not like grape? Okay. What's your favorite of all of those? Oh, it's Doctor Pepper by a long shot, so I'm still going. first. Root beer, man,

people don't like root beer, but kids love root beer. People don't like Doctor Pepper because it's so specific. But a lot of people do like Doctor Pepper. Ginger ale, come on. They serve it on planes. They wouldn't do that if it wasn't a crowd favorite. But everybody hates all of these sodas. People get nauseous on a plane. I think that's why. These are, like, these are the bottom five. I know. But. I have failed to listen to you before, Mythical Beasts, and I shall not make that mistake again. I'm a grape boy.

all the way. So, you're going against your own tastes? Yeah, it's great. Grape is great. Okay. I actually don't know. where I'm going with this, but. it should probably be the. one that. I said I liked because I don't think anybody likes ginger ale. I mean, I don't even really like it, but I don't hate it. So I'm gonna start with ginger ale, and I'm gonna have to spread around, but I've gotta get some board accuracy here.

Get it on the board, Neal. There we go. On the board. I'm going back to the grape. You're doubling down? Why would? You hate grape. I don't get it. I don't think this is. I don't think the Mythical Beasts are representative of the greater population. I think they're grape haters. Specifically, something about liking. Good Mythical Morning. makes you hate grapes, and scientists will study it for generations,

Link. Where are they getting that funding from? I don't know. Yes, I approve funding for that. Someone with money said, never. You almost. I saved myself. Your grape. I saved myself. He's getting in my head about the grape. Mission accomplished. They hate that grape. Crap, I gotta go with grape. They hate it. And it's so grapey. That soda we just had was so grapey.

I loved it. I couldn't get enough. Well, can I knock. both of yours off and then knock mine in the hole? I'd love to see you try. I think I can do that. Oh, nope. Didn't go hard enough. I almost knocked you off. I'm about to knock myself off almost here. Maybe I just get it in the hole. Maybe that's. You don't wanna change your answer at all? Oh, no. Okay. Three grapes on the board.

None in the hole. I gotta cancel out some grapes. None in the hole. It seems like you've created this nice little. funnel of bean bags. I've given you bumpers, Link. Corn bags, for me to go right in the drain. Giving you the bumpers. What a competitive round. Give me some ginger ale. Oh, guys, you won't believe it. There, turns out, there is another Mythical employee who has been scorned.

Let's take a look. Hey, Rhett and Link, I don't know who you think you are, but ever since I left this place, Rhett's hair has only gotten longer, and, Link, you've changed your glasses, like, six times. So just because I don't work here anymore doesn't mean I don't deserve. a heads up on things like this. John Warder. needs a heads up. on when we change our look. John. I don't know. Can John get mad? Yeah, he can.

Because, like, you could, like, just see the constant joy in his soul underneath that faux anger. Right. Right. He's the happiest angry person I've ever met. Right. Okay, out of the five. worst flavors of, what did I say? Sorta? Sorta. Sorta. Sorta. In order from least bad to worst, we have Pepper style. for one point. Okay. Ginger ale for two points, root beer for three points, cream for four points, which gets the worse soda flavor, according to Mythical Beasts is grape, worth the best,

five points. I trusted you. I trusted you this time. You're wrong, but I trusted you. Last up, we have pets. Which kind of animal did the Mythical Beasts say is the worst. to have as a pet? Interesting. Birds, rodents, lizards, cats, fish. And. so I've eliminated cats, which it sure would have been fun for you to be able to. badmouth cats and throw the corn bag, but you can't do that. And then the last round, it was root beer here.

So my elimination only helped me in round one. Really, you really missed an opportunity to crush me in round one. to put me in the hole. You wouldn't have tossed cats. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think cats is where I would do any cat bags because. so many people are cat owners. Rodents. And I actually think having a cat might be easier than having a dog. in terms of, like, I don't know. Am I wrong about that? That depends. They're kind of on. I mean, they poop in the house.

If you're. And that sucks. You know? Every time I turn around, we've done something to make our cat mad. Shall we go over to the other place? Let's go over to the other place. All right. I can still. win. Yeah. But I need. This game could turn around so fast. What's your least favorite? I don't. I mean, fish, they can be difficult to care for, but. people love fish, man. Lizards, like when you get into the lizard and the rodents,

now you're talking about, like, a lot of other people are like, I don't want to deal with that. Like, I don't want to have a lizard. I don't want to have a rat. People think that they want birds, but people who own birds know why other people shouldn't. Yep. Because they. They live forever. and they talk. And they're very entitled. And they poop a lot. Yeah. So I think we're in the birds, rodents, lizards, universe here. But people don't like reptiles.

People don't like reptiles. They think that they don't want them because they don't feel like they can make. an emotional connection with them. So I'm gonna. People who love. reptiles, really love reptiles. Right. If you can connect with an animal that is incapable of connection, that means something. I don't know what. Something. Lizards. I was hoping you would go otherwise. Oh, it doesn't matter, Link. That was ugly.

It makes absolutely no difference. The window is open, my friend. Because rodents includes. gerbils, hamsters. Guinea pigs. Guinea pigs. Hairy things that are still pettable. Like, you can't pet a bird, it'll break it. No, you can pet a bird. They really. But they. Well, Link can't pet a bird. because. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're so. You shouldn't pet. Brittle. You shouldn't pet birds. It seems like, I'm just.

You can't squeeze a bird on both sides. You have to just stroke on one side and it will move. Every time you stroke it, it will move like that. But if you grab it and choke it, that's a bad thing. Gotta go with lizards. Don't do that. Gotta go with lizards. Going for the hole. Yes! There you go, Link. Okay. Okay. If I keep doing that, I can pull it off. Okay, I have to counteract that, Link. All right. He's getting nervous. He's shaking in his lizard boots. You don't have lizard boots, do you? No!

Okay, you're apparently scared. Yep, I'm so. scared. L for lizard. That's right. I do have the right one. That's how it works. Short. I just. L is for Link, man. I just. Can we start doing my tosses as pre-tapes where I can just like? Pre-tape. The pressure of this. Pre-tapes. Cut to me. Cut to the cut to Link from earlier.

Okay. Hey. Okay, listen, Link. You caught the bug. I don't know exactly what the score is, but I think. that if you get it in a hole, you win. I don't need any pressure. I'm just feeling it. I'm in the backyard. just having a good time. Got a brewski in this hand and a corn bag in this one, and I'm. I'm just going for the hole like I normally do.

Oh, it hurts. Not as bad as this next video's gonna hurt. I am so scorned. Scorned, I tell you. Scorn, scorn, scorn. Who's scorned? Me, that's who. Scorn, scorn, scorn, scorn on the cob. That's right, scorned. That's right. Alex Punch came back. He hung out with us along with Mike.

So it was a ten feet tall reunion. Yes. And John and Jim, we had a great time on the Society. Go ahead and watch that. I. guess he was scorned. In what way? We'll never know. Okay, pets, from least bad to worst. We have cats for one point. Lizards. for two points, fish for three points, birds for four points, which means the worst pet, according to the Mythical Beasts, are rodents,

five points. That means Rhett. adds seven thousand dollars to his Save the Children total. And. Why don't y'all like rats? Here comes Corny Grandma with her very. special. offer. She has an offer. Over here. Oh, hello. Oh, my God. I've fallen for you. Will you. fall for me and come to the prom?

What the? Okay, so your name is Sadie? No, it's like a. It's a style of dance. where. I ask you, because I'm the lady. Okay. But, I don't understand. Sadies? It's like a Willy Wonka thing, and then. Sadies. Hey, I don't know. We need to get Corny Grandma, some ginkgo biloba.

and a Cirque du Soleil. Is that a yes? Okay, okay, yeah. I don't understand what I'm committing to, but I'll just say both. I'll just say both. I'm excited. Let's shag. Did you see that? Thanks for subscribing, and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. I'm Jordan with the Kansas Humane Society, and this is Shortcake, reminding you to spay, neuter, vaccinate and microchip your pets.

And now it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. That's a happy Shortcake. Click the top link. He's spayed and neutered. To watch us take the man versus bear debate to an extreme. in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land. Watch the Mythical Crew Reunion with Alex, Mike, John and Jen on the Mythical Society right now.