Who Has The Worst Red Flag?

Good Mythical Weekend. Today we're exposing our crew members biggest red flags and. pitting them against each other. Who's ready to expose themselves? Yeah! Alright! Oh, you were much more agreeable to that than I thought you'd be. This is Red Hot Red Flags. Alright, players, welcome to the red flag zone. I don't know, I just kind of want to call it a zone because, you know, yeah.

Um, here's what's happened. You have trusted us so much that you have all submitted your biggest red flag. Uh, well, you're saying it's your biggest red flag, but I. know some of you are lying. Um, We're dead in the end. And what we've done is, y'all are playing on teams, two couch teams, and. we're going to randomize your red flags. And pit them against each other. So what you're gonna have to do is debate which one of those red. flags is worse than the other.

Which one's more red? Then we will reveal who belongs to each red flag. And I will take this, and what is going to be the best part of this. I'm going to stab these little tables made out of foam when the. worst red flag belongs to that team. So we don't want, we don't want the red flag. No, you don't want the red flag. Red means stop, green means go. Unproblematic couch. Yeah. Well, I have previewed some of the red flags, and no, actually.

Um, so then, yeah, the team with the least amount of red flags wins, and. then the other team is gonna have to do a little Pledge of Allegiance, because. we all know that's always a punishment. You know. Um, okay, before we go into the first round, I feel a little bit weird not. having Team names going on and it was gonna be the red and blue team, but then it's like that's confusing So is anything striking y'all. for what the unproblematic couch?

Yeah, that's a good one Yeah, problematic and we're team switch Wow! Honestly, that felt problematic to me. 100 percent So, uh, Matt and Emily, go ahead and head behind the curtain. because you, your red flags are up first. Okay. Okay. And what do we do?

And sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Do we kiss? Don't, don't. No badge. I'm just asking. I'm a team player. Yeah. Okay, our first red flag is I take pictures of my poop and show no one. No one. It might be a worse red flag if you did show people. Yeah. No, but then there's a joke to it. It's ironic. It's funny. This is just, are there scientific purposes?

Are you like, measuring each poop? Maybe they are. Maybe it's a hobby. Maybe it's like, people collect stamps. And then this person collects poop pictures. It could be like I'm keeping track, you know? Yeah, they collect, yeah! Like if it's like, healthy poops in a row and maybe What if it's one of those. things where you're like, I took a picture of myself every day for two years but. it's like, I took a picture of my poop and it's just a time lapse of brr rr rr. Maybe one day they will show it to people. That could be useful in a diagnosis. It can, for science. I think the real red flag is if it's not in a hidden folder.

Okay, if I'm just scrolling through it like That's the thing, you're just showing people photos. What's happening? Not that one. Yeah. Okay, it seems like y'all like this one. For some reason. I don't know. It's weird. We all got things. I think it's a flag, but I don't know how red it is. It's not deep red to me. Do you guys look at your poop? Or do you just flush? You gotta look! You have to look! Do you have to check on it? I just want to make sure! Sometimes you get a vibe and you're like, I don't gotta look.

You get the vibe that you don't need to look? Sometimes you can feel it. Sometimes when it hurts too bad, it's like Sometimes when it comes. all at once, they can say, I'm good. I don't need to look. What's crazy is when you look and there's nothing there and you're like, why was I. just going to the toilet for 45 minutes? You know what I'm saying? Like, what just happened? Now you do need to be traveling for the fun. You do need to be going to the doctor about that. Uh, okay. The second red flag. I cannot orgasm without pointing my toes.

My legs must be completely sore. Usually, I need to be standing. Okay, okay, wait, what? How do you stand with completely pointed toes? But I feel like I get it, because there's a little bit of an early vanity. That makes sense, the pointed toes, that happens to everyone, right? But standing? Which one of them's a ballerina? Because, yeah, you gotta be on point to do that. On point in order to do that. Standing. Standing sex is rough, you know, you gotta be in shape. Yeah, I, I, I have to have a good, solid back, healthy back.

Right. Can we not learn who these red flags belong to actually? I don't want to know. I know these people, I would consider them my friends. I don't want to know. We know too much about each other. That's a bit too much information, honestly. I mean, I just The poop thing is like a pre like they're doing that. on purpose, and this seems like an unfortunate thing that's happened to. someone that they now are like, This is just what I have to do, and I'm. sorry that that's what I have to do. Is it a mental block, or is it just preference?

I don't want it any other way! That is so specific to me. Like an emotional mental block. Not a preference. Just do what you have to do. You know, get the O. I would just like to say, I really like Matt and Emily a lot, and I'm sorry that. I judged them so much, but It's kind of hard not to with those, those flags. That's very nice of you, Chase. I'm just going back to the, your toes have to be pointed and standing? Like, what? That's so tricky. What the? How do you do it? I feel like I just want to see them standing on point like that. Oh, you're not wearing shoes. Yeah, I'm not wearing shoes.

I like that. That's like a cho I like that. Bold choice. She looks extra comfy today. Yeah, bold choice. Um, okay, so. Who thinks taking pictures of poop is the bigger red flag? And not join people. One, two, three. Well, this is You gotta have sex with this person every time. Like, if it was dating somebody, like, we gotta stand to have sex. You'd be like Well, I mean, I guess it depends on who the person is, but you. know, don't you like to switch it up? We want to try to keep it fresh. You don't have to stand the whole time, it sounds like, just to get that up.

Right at the end. Right at the end. We all get up. Quick, stand, stand, stand. If you are not willing to rise for love, who are you going to rise for? Alright, I'll go poop. I'll go poop. Okay, um, okay, so Will the Photographer Poop, please reveal yourself. Oh, I'm so glad it's Matt.

I'm so glad I have to see him on his tippy toe. One time I took a picture of one that spelled is, oh, no, it had a dot at the top. Why'd you tell us that? I'm just saying if you want me to sell you these, No, no! I got some. No, no, no. You know, you know you're gonna get DM'd. You're gonna get DM'd. DM me on my Etsy page.

Love Gems. I'm not even mad we got the red flag. We deserve this one. We deserve this red flag. I'm fantasizing that one day I'll have a friend who's also. into this, and we'll look at them and go, You That's a good one. Okay. Well, you might find a friend in your DMs. Yeah. Um, I'm, Matt, I'm sorry to say you do have to come back out here. Uh Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thank you so much.

Yeah! Thank you so much. Because, yes. Listen, okay? Just to reach the orgasm, yes, I do need to either be standing or lying. down, but with perfectly straight legs. So the legs need to be straight either way? The legs need to be straight in order for, you know, the train to leave the station. Do you know what's crazy? is me too. That makes us completely incompatible. How would we be like Sims? How do you say the woohoo going on?

But I can do, I can do literally everything. The thing is, is I can't, I can't have an orgasm doing, there's. only a couple of things I can do. In which I reach you can never join the mile high club, basically. Never say never, bro. Like you don't know what the future holds for Matt Lee. Okay. We can move. We'll move to the next red flag, the worst red flag. That's crazy. Well, something tells me it's not the fact that you guys chose that one.

I was like. for something normal. Okay. Mikayla and Lily, your turn to get behind. Gushim, make us proud. You see that switch. Oh my God. Okay. Uh, next red flags. I don't throw out underwear, even if they are falling apart or have holes in them.

It's just eco friendly. You turn them into like a rag, a cleaner rag? Oh yeah, I do the dust rag too! I don't, I don't, I don't think that's good. No, I assume this means shit they are wearing. Yes, yes, I think that's the assumption. I mean, but this is also women's underwear. It's kinda small sometimes. You're, you're reusing a thong? For something? You're repurposing it and you're cleaning something with a tiny little thong? You can't clean with a g string. What else are you going to repurpose it for? A blindfold? I don't know. Um, no, I think this, here's the thing.

That's what I got, thank God. Sorry, sorry non period havers. Uh, sometimes you need to. Sometimes you need to have ones that you can sleep in because. you can have an accident in them. And it won't matter because they're already stained and stuff and messed up. So those are, those are for sleep time when you're, you know. Adding holes is for Yeah, how you expect the blood to get through. To get to your sheets. To your sheet out somewhere. There's a hole there.

This is a different type of red flag. Laughter I'm sorry, I apologize. Hey! I just got that. Wait, do y'all not have lucky underwear? No, I have holy underwear. I have a lot of those. You got lucky ones in there. Yeah, holy underwear. No, yeah, I will throw them out eventually, but usually it's because. I'm shamed into throwing them out. I think I get like, if I have a nice I really like sometimes I'm more. reluctant to get rid of them, you know, I'm like, I like these underwear a lot.

They're like, you know fun color or they're comfy and I'm like, you know. a couple small holes isn't a big yeah Yeah, a couple small holes is fine. I did have one though. That was right where the Where the, my butthole was. And I thought that was funny. So I kept that going for a while. And blew that out? Yeah, I was like, if I gets big enough, then I don't have to take a long coat. Do a number two, you know what I mean? And you could take a picture with it. I could take a picture with it, and Emily, we'd be best friends.

But not with benefits, because we both need to have perfectly straight legs. I hope you don't get fat. Photos in your DMS. I didn't think about that. Oh, don't send me doo doo photos. No, she just wants to send, not receive. If I get one of those, you're all getting deleted. Sorry. What if it's, what if it says is? I'm not impressed. I did it first. That don't impressa me much. Oh. Okay. So I think everyone's on team has holes in their underwear.

I throw my underwear away. Okay. Leonard's not on that team. The second red flag. I'm a severe conspiracy theorist. Who is it? We gotta know which one. It's very conspiracy dependent. There are harmless conspiracy theories, and then there are. conspiracy theories that like, I don't know that, you know, you should be. allowed to have an opinion, maybe. Yeah, I would love to know. Who is part of the conspiracy in this theory? Like, if it's just, Hey, the rich control the world, It's like, well,

yeah, you're right about that. Well, that's not a conspiracy theory. Well, right. That's nothing. Because it was proven. Well, then there's like, Is Paul McCartney the real Paul McCartney? Right, there we go. Is Paul McCartney dead? What's up? I've inserted myself into the episode, Sorry, to check with our red flag haver. Yes. They tell me that one of their worst is birds aren't real. Oh, well, that's a joke, right? That's they believe birds aren't really created. That was being ironic. Is it because birds are descendants of dinosaurs?

Therefore they are like. Dinosaurs. No, all birds are government drones. Alright. Okay. If somebody told me that birds weren't real on a date, I'm leaving. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to the bathroom. But I feel like Birds now. Birds now. Hold on. Let's just break it down. I just want to maybe, like, I'm just, I'm just thinking, okay? So the birds now, maybe the birds now are not as real.

But I'm thinking birds in the past, real. The chemtrails killed all the birds. Okay, what does real mean? Let's go back here, uh, cause we just kind of went over it again. So, so what? So the birds of yore, those birds are, uh, flapping, you know, those. birds, heart beating, those are birds. And then now maybe the government got involved. They said, we need some other ones. We need some birds to be watching. So there are still real birds, but there are fake birds, birds amongst them. Yes.

But there, but as they go, yeah, not birds. What do you think if someone said that? That's not so bad. I mean, I haven't seen it where like a flock of birds just, if they. said that it depends on if they got a nice ass, I might be like. Cause birds, that's not that crazy. It's not that crazy. I have seen a tree that was actually a cell phone tower. Laughing Anything is possible. Right, anything is possible. Yeah, yeah.

And maybe that's not as big of a red flag as holes in your underwear. I'll tell you this, both these red flags are way less severe than the first one. You guys started it out with a bang and a boom. I just want to ask them who they think did 9 11. That's all I want to know. That's all I want to know. If you can get an answer for that, then I'll, you know, it's. a red flag or not a red flag. Okay, who thinks Holy Underwear is the bigger red flag?

Oh! Okay! So that means that the bigger red flag is the birds. The conspiracy theories. Yes. Okay, will the bird non believer please reveal themselves? Makayla! Okay, what's up with the birds? Um, In 1972, Is that flag in the stool yet? Yeah, go ahead and I guess put it there.

In 1972, Uh, Jimmy Carter killed all the birds and replaced them with drones. to spy on everybody, and so that's why everybody knows too much about each other. Wait, wasn't Jimmy Carter president in 76? Yeah, he was. To be clear, he did it before he was pregnant. Oh, okay. If somebody told me on a date, yeah, I'm leaving. I don't care how nice their ass is. I'm, I'm like, They ain't doing my boy JC like that. What's, what's, give us another theory of yours. Yeah, like, who say did a certain 9 11.

In 2001, George Bush did 9 11. Okay, good. Then, not a red flag. Not a red flag. Not a red flag. Not a red flag. Jimmy Carter's jerks. Jimmy Carter's jerks. Jimmy Carter's jerks. Lily. Are you, uh, you wearing holey underwear? I got them on right now. It's a comfy day. It's a comfy day.

I just stick a maxi pad on there with the wings and it's good to go. Oh, oh, those are significant holes then. You're not talking like a band, you're like, just crotchless. Yeah. And buttless. Is it even, why are you putting it on? Is it a belt? Some people pay good money for that. Oh god, now you're gonna get DMs. Well yeah, I don't want any DMs. What are they gonna DM? A needle in thread?

To close the, to close the Forget how to darn? I thought I'd really get a laugh on that one. Exactly. Okay, um, well thank you both, uh, that was enlightening. Uh, two more red flags. Alright, we're tied! Rachel and Leonard. Please get behind the curtain. Should we scoot? Yeah, let's scoot. Okay. Y'all wanna switch? Should we switch? Let's switch. What leg are we on? Okay.

Our first red flag of this round. I continue to eat dairy despite being lactose intolerant and then. fart in an absolutely disruptive way for everyone around me. Now, disruptive could mean one or both things. Wait, wait, wait. They're disruptive for you, and then they're disruptive for everyone else. Well, disruptive could be sound or smell. I think both. Smell is probably potent if they're allergic. Yeah, I thought that's what it would be. Is it, is it intentionally disruptive?

Like, is it, you're, you're going into the, the lactose ingestion. with the intention of being like, I'm gonna ruin someone's day later. Or is it like An accident, like I milk and I accidentally did it again. I think it's that knowledge. It's intense, I think it's intentionally disruptive. It's like disrupting an industry. It's the like, selfishness of like, I need that cheese or that ice cream. I need that cheese. Anybody else here lactose intolerant? Surprisingly no. No. I'm just wondering if lactate actually works. Oh, Chase might be. I just recently realized that I think I am.

Cause I never thought that I was, but I, if I've got like, Cheese at lunch. and then I have like something cheesy at dinner the next day is not great. , that's, that was a recent discovery. Oh yeah. It smells bad in here. No, that was that I've learned, correct. No more double cheese days for you. Chase. No double. No more double cheese. No double dairy . Okay. Yeah, I think this one's hinging on the intentionality. Yeah. Yeah. It's a red flag if you're like trying to do it.

Like, if you're just like, I just drank a bunch of milk so I can fart on a date. Well, wait, there's malicious intent. Yeah, this sounds And then there's carelessness. Which I sometimes think carelessness is worse than malicious intent. My mom always said dairy unto others. Okay, what is our next red flag? I've never listened to a Beyonce album and I Still listen to R. Kelly every now and then. Mikayla is hugging the pillow. The Beyonce was fine.

The R. Kelly is where, uh, it went a little bit wrong. Now here's something though. Never? I've never listened? Well, album, not song. Album. Album is different. Album sounds like listening to an album all the way through, right? It's different than, like, I've never heard Single Lady. That would be strange. Beyoncé makes her albums with the purpose of listening to them. front to back, as a Beyoncé fan. Hey, Beyoncé. Um, so, I am offended by this. It's like listening, it's like listening to, it's like, one. song on a Pink Floyd album.

That's what you're saying. Yeah, whatever that means. I didn't know that. Well, so, see, I feel like a lot of artists probably intentionally. make their albums to be listened to front to back, but if you're not. a fan of them, then why would you? That's true. And did you have something to say about Beyonce? No. I don't have anything to say. You're saying you're not a fan of Beyonce. All I have to say about Beyonce is I've never listened to an album front to back. I don't think that's a bad thing. I've listened to Beyonce. I know a few Beyonce songs. Is this you? No. No, I ain't never listened to R. Kelly. But the real problem is R. Kelly. Well, okay. I did hear something recently that all the royalties for R.

Kelly's stuff goes to R. To the victims of R. Kelly. Oh, we should listen to R. Kelly. Yeah, I know. That's the complicated thing. Is that true? That's what I believe. I've heard to be true. That's what I believe in my heart. Not a conspiracy theory. Let's grab our writers on that to make sure it's true. We need to fact check that. We're gonna find out, but that sounds great. Yeah, here's the thing. So obviously a lot of artists have a past. Oh, it's true! It's true! I wonder if they knew it was true. Yeah, they know.

They submitted it as a red flag, so I don't think they knew. Well, it could still be considered a red flag, if it's compared. to listening to Beyoncé. Right, she's right there. Yeah. Right. Problematic. Problematic. Yeah. Not yet. That we know of. Yeah. I hear our two red flackers back there dying at it. And it's very disruptive. I listen to some musicians. Much like the farting that one of them does. I listen to some musicians that, you know, maybe you shouldn't listen to.

I don't know. I don't know if it's not, it's not necessarily. You know, a red flag. It's like some people make a good song. Hey, rattle them off. Which one's ours? I'm not gonna say who exactly. Okay, the lactose farting. Who votes for it? Two, three, four. There we have it. I know, I know your position here, but you were the one who brought up the, the positive about Listening Dark. Um, I would not dare vote the other way for fear of Michaela.

Good point. Good point. Um, but, uh, will the farter please reveal themselves? Well Oh! Hey! It's me. There is scattered clapping. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes you want to eat it anyway. The lactose, you mean? Yeah. Okay. I don't drink milk. But I do want to be eating dairy often, and the farts are bad.

What's your favorite dairy? I love Basque cheesecake. Okay. That's very heavy. And creme brulee, also a big thing. Oh yeah, for sure. Did you have any dairy today? Uh oh. No. No. You wouldn't do that to us. I wouldn't do that to anybody that I love and care about. Leonard, please, when you come out, you need to keep your distance from Mikayla. No, look me in the eye. Oh, yeah. Look me in the eye.

Mm. I was really upset when y'all picked this red flag. I thought he was going to pick another one. Um, listen, hold on. Do y'all listen to the Rolling Stones? Y'all listen to Elvis Presley? David Bowie? Okay, first of all, it is true about the victims. Wow. That's when I started listening again, okay? I did own his CDs, and I would listen to the CDs, therefore he wasn't getting. any money from me, but then someone broke into my car and stole all my R. Kelly CDs. I.

guess they That's a That's a sign! That's a sign to give in! That's a sign to let that go! Just the R. Kelly? They stole other CDs too, but I was I was up I thought it was. They left all my Doobie Brothers! I was upset about R. Kelly because I knew I couldn't listen to him anymore, but then when. I heard about the settlement, I was like, I can clean my house again. You know what I'm saying? I can clean, I can, on a Sunday, I can put some kales on, G string, G string, I can, you know, clean with my G string. So you've never listened to Lemonade all the way through?

Never. What? Oh, wait. Oh, that's what you're more upset about? There's a whole movie. I haven't watched it. That guides us through the album. Yeah. Guides us through. I would need to have listened to the album to be guided through it, I believe. Okay, I'm going to give you the DVD because I'm nice. I have it on DVD. Just don't keep it in your car. We don't your car. Leave it. I'd want it back. Okay, why don't you guys go ahead and sit down. Um, who hasn't gone yet? Chase and Trevor. All right, Trevor.

Trevor hasn't shared many of his opinions, but we will all. share opinions about Trevor. Okay. Are you, you're back there? Are you sitting, sitting down? Yes. Okay, first red flag. I joke about sensitive topics and forget others might be deeply affected by them. I've made people cry because of it. Mmm. It, it is a red flag when someone does that a lot. You know, when they just aren't able to, is it Matt?

I don't do that. I don't make anyone cry. I am, I do nerf comedy. Everything I do is light and fluffy. Check out Mythical Society. Roundtable discussion of jokes. But, uh, yeah, no, there's, uh, that's a, that's a pretty big red flag, I think. Someone who makes people cry a lot, that's not good. Um, I relate to this joke a lot, actually. I mean, it's not a joke. It's a joke. I think I do, I do the same thing. How dare you call it a joke!

Did you think of an offensive joke in your head and go, I relate to this joke a lot. Josh and I make, like, dead parent jokes all the time, so. Mm, yeah. And it makes, like, other people Oh, it makes other people cry? I feel like it makes people feel uncomfortable. Like, have you made anyone cry? I don't, not that I know of. Yeah. Probably, like, when they go home. So you do this in your home though, so you're allowed to do that in your home. No, I do it like, I've probably done it to everyone here. I love dead family member jokes, you know, so feel free. You can throw them on me though.

Yeah. Yeah, see, I really brought down the room right now. Yeah, I think you were all thinking about crying. No, I'm laughing, thinking about it. Oh, my dad. The person you're dating cry? Because that's a big red flag. Oh, huge red flag. Oh, yeah. Sometimes you don't know people's sense of humor. Yeah. And, you know, I love a good dark joke, but then you You know. Go too far. Yeah. Well, I, I, I think we're going to have to hear one of the things from this person.

Oh, yeah. Just because we're going to need something to take us, lift us. back up after your whole thing. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. So, that's okay. So, that person can be thinking of something that may make. everyone cry, but is also funny. Um, okay, second red flag. I talk about my favorite hobbies in my sleep. And even sit up and act like I'm doing them. I love this! I gotta know what the hobbies are. I was like, what are the hobbies?

Murder! Like are you learning tae kwon do? Like what the hell? What are we doing here? Is someone doing a puzzle? Like what? Hobbies? What are the hobbies? It's just scrapbooking your I have a friend, he's like an auctioneer. You're like, what? You wake up and. your significant other is doing pottery in bed. You're just like, what is this, ghost?

Now, I mean, what if it was like knitting and like every time they went to sleep. they made a pair of socks or something? That would be so sick. Oh, you're saying that they're actually, they're not miming. the craft, they're doing it. You see it, and you just put the yarn and the thing in their hand while. they're sleeping, and you're like, hey. If they don't, then I would force, I'd be like, okay, you can, we. can still be together, but you're gonna get some new hobbies. And they're gonna be doing taxes, knitting socks, writing thank you cards.

Honey, we just got a letter in the mail, we're being audited. Were you doing taxes in your sleep again? Turns out acting like you're doing taxes is not the same as doing them. Yeah, that's a good point. I hope it's puzzles though. Yeah. And that it's just on their friends. Knowing these two, it's definitely puzzles. Um, okay, are we ready to vote? Yeah. Who thinks joking about sensitive topics is the bigger red flag? Out of the two. One, two, three, four.

Okay. Alright, we got a winner. Will the insensitive joker please reveal themselves? Hey! Whoa! Really? I thought it was gonna be the other way around. Me too. Oh, you're right! I never know when you're sarcastic or not. Emily, the amount of times you've told me that you're like, I don't do, like, sarcasm well, and then I still will throw a me and it'll make me go, oh my, you're like, I'm just kidding. I'm so sorry, I love, I'm sorry. No, I didn't cry. Uh, that's a lie.

Don't lie. I mean, I've cried over a lot of things at this place, but I don't. know if Jace's Has Chase made me cry? Probably. Oh. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. Oh, Emily. Well, I think it was probably I haven't made a lot of people cry. I've not made a lot of people cry. It's just like I'll try to, like, lighten the mood. Yeah. And not realize that it's very Like, someone's going through something. And then all of a sudden, it's like, That, that was the needle. that broke the Here's the thing. Chase has a one note voice. It doesn't really go That's not true. Like, it doesn't really put a lot of, like, emotion into things.

But he's so nice. He's so nice. That's why I believe that he's telling the truth. I don't believe that it's sarcasm. So I'll be, I think most of my things is when I go, was that any good? Was it bad? And I do that a lot. And then he'd go, I knew it. Like, you know, that kind of thing. Who else have you made cry? I think there was at least one other person here who I accidentally. just caught at the wrong moment and just, I, I, I saw it immediately. I was like, oh, that was the wrong joke at the wrong time.

And, I felt super bad. No, no. Make them cry again. I don't want to make them cry again. They're not sitting here. They're not sitting, they're not out on camera right now. Okay, Trevor. Yeah. What are your hobbies? What are you doing in the middle of the night? Uh, mostly video games. I play video games in my sleep. So, you're just doing this? No, well, so the most recent one, I've been playing a lot of Mario Party, uh, before bed, and one of, like, the mini games, you have to, like, mash the.

button really fast, and so I was laying there on, on my pillow, I was going, just hitting my pillow really fast. Oh, hold on! Hold on! And then, and then Raven, my girlfriend, knew, and she turned, she's. like, Are you playing Mario Party? And I literally, half asleep, was like, I got angry. I, like, was embarrassed, half asleep, and I, like, just turned over really fast. You're like, no, I'm pleasuring myself. Yeah, dude, you notice he was on his tippy toes? Yeah, can't you see I'm pointing my toes?

I mean, I think, I think it's pretty obvious who, who has the most flack. UC takes it, which means Team Switch, uh, I'm gonna need you to stand up. Um, and say the Pledge of Allegiance to the red flag and, uh, there's your, there's your copy. I pledge allegiance to the red flag of the toxic people of America and. to the douchebag whom we stand, one nation under God, indivisible, without.

dignity or self-respect at all. Play ball. Okay, well, uh, thank you. I know a lot more. About all of you now, and I will, will, wait a minute. I was just stretching. I was stretching because I'm tired. I was stretching because I'm tired. Wait, was I the only red flag on the side? You were.

That's wild. Um, oh, also, we are doing a Good Mythical Weekend more that you can watch over on. the Mythical Society, mythicalsociety. com. Uh, we play a fun, fun game over there. Uh, so go ahead and check that out. And we'll see you back here next weekend for a brand new, uh, Good Mythical Weekend. Yeah! Yeah! Everyone point your toes. No. Corn is kind of always the same to me. Corn is like pizza and it's like sex. It's just kind of never bad, never good.

Okay, this is really Did you say pizza and sex are never good? Corn, I understand where you're coming from. Someone knows what I was trying to say.