Who Does The Best Celebrity Impression?

"Good Mythical Weekend.". Today we're finding out. whose celebrity impressions are good, and whose are not. This is "That Don't Impress-A Me Much.". Hi, everyone. First, I wanna take a moment to introduce. our new friend here at "Good Mythical Weekend,". Vinny Thomas. Solo. You're gonna, yeah. We're excited to have you here, and we're excited to have you play this game. Mm. Inside these hats are the names of people. we said we could do impressions of, or impressions that we were told we would need to do.

And this is our scenario wheel. So we will spin this, get a scenario, and then each round, everyone will have to do. their different impression in this scenario. Then, we'll decide whose impression is the worst. And then, that person will have to deliver an apology. to the celebrity they're impersonating as that celebrity. It's a shame-based game. Yeah. All right, let's get started. Jordan, do you wanna pull first? I would love to pull. My celebrity impression is.

Liam Neeson, but when he's trying to do an American accent. Oofa. Mine is Timothee Chalamet. Ooh. I have to reach into the zenith of this wizard hat. Okay, here we go. A youth pastor. Oh. That's a fun one. That's good. Oh, and mine is Italian mobster. Wow, Rachel, your favorite character. Yeah, you know me.

I won't do it yet. Okay, well, let's spin the scenario wheel. Scaring away coyotes at a child's birthday party. I would say this is probably. a distinctly California experience. Mm hm. Okay, Jordan, you're up first. This is Liam Neeson, but when he's tryin' to sound American, scaring away coyotes at a child's birthday party.

Yeah, all right, listen up, coyotes. You're going to have to get away from this birthday party. because I've got a lot planned for my son, little Hunter. That's right. We've got a bouncy castle. We've got a magician, and we've got three kinds of cake, including one that was made in a facility with no peanuts. So please, coyotes, look at me. Look at me and leave. Into the forest with you. unless you want to see my particular set of skills. that I learned in Brooklyn where I grew up.

That was awesome. I think that was good. Yeah. Seamless. I think so. That was not an Irish guy at all. I think that was really good. That was an American guy. And now, okay, Timothee Chalamet. scaring away coyotes at a child's birthday party. Mm hm. Kylie? Kylie? Kylie? Kylie, no, I know it's Stormy's birthday. Kylie.

Give me a kiss. There's a coyote over there. Thank you. Nice. Who was Kylie? Kylie Jenner is Timothy Chalemet's girlfriend. Interesting. Did you also briefly think. that it was the name of the coyote? I did kind of. That's where I went. He's on a first name basis. Kylie, bitch, get out of here. This is a child's birthday party. I was Bob Dylan. Kylie, go eat some trash. Exactly. That was to Kylie Jenner. Yeah, absolutely.

This is a youth pastor. How scary can a coyote be in the face of the lion of God? I want you to look to your left, kids. Look to your right. Raise your hands if you're single. Those are potential spouses. Down the line, down the line, down the line, you need to focus on marriage. Don't focus on the coyote. What is a coyote really, but a dog? I got that dog in me, and his name is Jesus Christ.

I had IBS until I prayed about it. That's all I got. That was awesome. That was beautiful. Yeah. Thank you, Rach. I really loved that. Thank you. That guy's gonna start dating. one of the coyotes as soon as it turns 18. Yeah. And just, you know, to remind us, I'm being an Italian mobster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In this scenario of scaring away the coyotes. at a child's birth. Wait, before we get started, what's his name?

Italian mobster? Yeah. Well, you'll see. Oh, okay. Hey, hey, Frankie. What the hell's going on over there? What's going on over there? You got coyotes at my goddamn kid's birthday? Frankie, what the ? Frankie what the ? Come on. I paid good money, but it's their birthday. I fly out everything, a bouncy castle. She ain't even goin' in the bouncy castle. And now you got coyotes, and the kids is pettin' them.

That was good. That was beautiful. Y'all don't understand. The kids is pettin' them. Wow. You did miss an opportunity to say gabagool. Mm, and you're right. Some notes. And you will be losing points. Whoa. Yeah. You're getting that from the team? There's a huge points board right off camera. And I can't tell you how many points everyone has, but they do have points. I'll take a stand. Yeah. And be a little bit of a dick. 'cause I think we need to push this forward. Sure. Jordan, I think yours was more of a caricature.

You don't think I embodied him? I don't think you embody Timothy. Yeah. It was more, you know, the stereotype of him. Of course. And so, because of that reductive impression. Yes. I am going to say that yours was the worst. I agree. Oh, my God. Vinny? I won't fight. I agree. Rachel? I'm sorry. That's okay. No. Can we all just say we lose. and do one chaotic simultaneous apology? One big impression? No, let me do it. Yeah, spill, mama. Come on. Let me do it. Come on.

See, this is good. This is Timothy, I feel like. I can't think of one distinct. Can I have like a detail about him? I can't think of one seriously. Sometimes he laughs like, ah ha ha. Okay. Doesn't he laugh like that? That's true, that's true. Give it Goofy a little bit? Yeah, a little Goofy. Do you know anything? Play with the brim of your cap. Yeah. Got it, okay. Oh, he a peach in that one movie. Yeah, in "Dune," he's yeah, yeah. I don't think it's "Dune" where he the peach. On a sand worm. And I'm touchin' my hat, and I'm havin' sex with a peach. And watch out for the worm. Kylie, baby. And then, Timothy, I'm sorry. I still don't like you,

but I'm sorry that I don't know more stuff about you. Oh, my God. Actually, I have Timothy in my ear. Mm hm? He accepts your apology. Thank you. Apology accepted. Jordan, your turn again. Okay, my next impression will be Nicholas Cage. Okay. Mine is Shirley Temple, the famous abused child. They actually want it to be the drink.

Oh, the drink, perfect. Okay. Yeah. Mine is a local old man. Why do you not have? Why does everyone else have actors, and Vinny just has vibes? Right. I would love to do local old man. Oh, no, I got Nicole Kidman. Good luck. I said, oh, no. I don't know. No. Yeah, I think Nicole Kidman. has one of the hardest accents. 'cause sometimes she's kind of Australian, and sometimes she's not. Mm hm. Let's see the beautiful scenario. we'll be doing these to.

Handing out Bibles to angry trick-or-treaters. Where's the youth pastor guy for this one, huh? He's gone. Humanely euthanized. Oh. Whoa. Oh, my God. Dang. Sometimes it's just their time. Right. Okay, Jordan, you went first last time. So, I'll go first this time. What's hard about this is I don't think Halloween existed. when Shirley Temple was alive. Every impression, my first impulse is to take my jacket off. Yeah. Yeah, lose a layer.

I'm like, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, here. Now, you're in it. Oh, I see it. Shirley Temple. Shirley Temple just appeared. It's me. ♪ Duh duh duh don dah ♪ ♪ Duh dah dah dah ♪. Yeah. Ooh, come on time step. Whoa. Yeah. Hey, other kids, I'm Shirley Temple. My parents don't let me leave. They only make me do acting, and I'm addicted to cocaine. Allegedly. So, my parents don't. I'm not allowed to have candy. I've never seen candy. I just, I don't, here's a Bible that you can have.

That's all I have. I live in a windowless room, and all I can do is tap dance. Five, six, seven, eight. ♪ Dah dah dah dee don ♪. ♪ Dee dah dah dan do ♪. ♪ Don dah dah dee don ♪. ♪ Don na dah day do ♪ And scene. That was great. I love that she just told some. random trick-or-treaters that she's addicted to cocaine. Wasn't that a thing about her? I love the honesty. That she was addicted to Coke? Yeah. I don't know about all that. I don't know about all that. I wouldn't be saying that, you know? I don't wanna get. What? You think I'm gonna get sued?

Okay, fine. Put this before what I just did. Allegedly. Clip that and put it before my impression. I feel like she was famous in a time. where cocaine was just something. a doctor gave you for a cough. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, she probably did it like Flintstone's Gummies. Yeah, but wasn't she like famously. not allowed to sleep or like play with other children? She just had to work. And it paid off. Yeah. That's so true. I would do all the blow in the world. if I got a drink named after me. You would do it regardless. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I'm a real piece of .

Yes. Hell yeah, brother. Ah, all right, Vinny, it's your turn. Yeah, this is a local old man, and he's handing out Bibles to angry trick-or-treaters. Such makes more sense. Let's, everybody calm down. All right, you kids, get a grip. I ran out of Reese's. So you're out of luck. But I do have something just as fun.

The New Testament. Why don't you put that in your little jack of lanterns. and take it home. Now, you'll excuse me. I have to go soak in the bath. And we're gonna leave it there. It's like I was there. Yeah, you think? Honestly. I love it. All right, Rachel, it's your turn. Or should I say Miss Kidman, if you're nasty? Nicole Kidman handing out Bibles.

to angry trick-or-treaters. You got it. It's okay. You got it. Are you choking on it? Don't throw up. Oye eh. I'm so sorry. I forget, oh, good day. Oh, is this a holiday, is it? I'm sorry I didn't notice the children. As I've been asleep so many days.

I guess, you say you want the Bible? Do you want a Bible? Or do just the candy? I don't know. Keith? Keith? Urban, her husband. Keith Urban. Keith Urban, her husband. It counts. Keith Urban, do you have any candy for the quiche? You can't give candy for the quiche.

And so, here's a Bible, bitch. Wow. You know what I liked about that one? There was a take. It's Nicole Kidman waking up after a long nap. Yeah, she was just really tired, and she had taken Ambien, and so she was really out of it. She didn't actually know her accent anymore in that, but you know what she didn't forget? Yeah? Who she loved. Keith. Her husband. I loved that she called kids quiche. Quiche. I mean, you can tell that Rachel did study. at a prestigious acting college.

Totally. Because she created a backstory. Yeah. That wasn't in the text. Yeah. But it was up here, and it informed the performance. Exactly. Yeah. All right, well, great job, Rachel. Thank you. Jordan, it's your turn. Okay, this is Nicholas Cage. handing out Bibles to angry trick-or-treaters. I'm gonna do this thing. Okay. Happy Halloween, kids. Happy Halloween. Wow, look at all these great little critters at my door.

We got a cowboy. We got a Power Ranger. What are you? You're probably from an anime thing. I don't keep up with anime, but my kids love it. I've got something for you. And it's better than candy. that'll rot your teeth and give you the squirts. It's a Bible, the greatest story ever told. Jesus, God, Noah, they're all in here. And they're better than any character in fiction. You're gonna read all the books.

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Revelations. Now get home and start studyin'. I got nine movies to make this week. Wow. We went a little. Nicholas Cage. We went a little Stone Cold Steve Austin at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I liked that. I liked that. It felt different. Going more for energy than accuracy. I really liked that you pushed your blood into your face. Thank you. I'm gonna say I'm the loser of this round. also as well again.

No. No. I just think you like to apologize. You danced though. I did, but I did the worst job, and it was the least funny. There's a lot of things I'm good at, and impressions are not one of them. Okay, what if, I don't think Rachel's was the worst, but I do wanna see Rachel apologize with that voice. I do kind of too. How about this? Mine's the worst, but I think mine will be the worst for every round. So, I'll start kind of doling out. who will do the impression in my honor. I lost? No, I lost, but you're gonna do the impression. All right. Because we don't wanna watch me do Shirley Temple again. Okay.

God. Nicole, what time is it there? Good. Don't even. I love you, and I'm sorry. But you know, I love it when you go. click, click, click, click, click up the steps. AMC. AMC. And that's all that you gotta do when you gotta do it. Great job, Rachel. Thank you so much. I love how she just repeated AMC, AMC.

Yep, that's all she needs to do. That's all you gotta do when you gotta do. Exactly. Absolutely. All right, Vinny, do you wanna pull yours first next? Yeah, mine is gonna be. Paula Deen. Okay. Yeah. Rachel? ♪ And Jesus take the wheel ♪. Okay, oh, Matthew McConaughey. Hey. Oh, that's a good one. I think you'll be able to do that one. Yeah, okay. Oh, okay, this is a fun one. Patrick Warburton.

Oh. Ooh. Voice actor. Great, you know, pops up in stuff. That guy from that thing. Cronk from "The Emperor's New Groove.". Cronk from "The Emperor's New Groove.". "Pull the lever, Cronk.". Yeah. Right. You're gonna love this. because I'm gonna do a pretty good job. I can't wait. Okay. Link. Isn't he mute? No, the man that works here, your boss. Not the protagonist of Zelda. Your new boss, and trust me, he's not mute, honey.

Yeah. All right, I'll spin the wheel. Yeah. Okay, getting horny from the smell. of a stew you're cooking. This is crazy. I'm gonna be honest. I'm excited. Yeah. Yes, I'm really thrilled. And I'll also be candid with you. I think the impression of Paula Deen and Link. are going to sound very similar. Probably. Yeah, absolutely. Kudos to whoever wrote the wheel. The wheel's fun. The wheel's great. I like the wheel. Next time, no impressions.

Just let us get horny over stew, you know? All right, Rachel. What? You're up first. Me? Yeah, we've been going around. So, Vinny went first last time, right? No, he didn't. No, I didn't. Okay then, Vinny. And I was prepared to lie. Okay. Hey, y'all. I just made the most delicious beef bourguignon. And the smell of it is waftin' into my nostrils, like the fingers of a squid. As I lean over this stew,

my heaving bosom draped over the pot, I can't help but wish I had a moment alone with it. I don't want any guests. I wanna be here on my own, pullin' out the potatoes and giving them the what for. I'm gonna dump this stew all over my body. and roll around on the floor like a hog. And there's nothin' you or the police can do to stop me.

And that's on period boots. Wow. Now, to be clear. Yeah? You were supposed. to do Paula Deen and not Link. Okay. But. Fudge. Yeah, yeah. So, I'll take Paula Deen. Yeah, you take Paula Deen. Yeah, all right, Rachel. So, this is Matthew McConaughey. getting horny from the smell of a stew. that he's been cooking.

Object work, wow. Ooh. Big ass cigarette. That's a joint. He's smokin' three cigarettes. Yeah. Oh, oh, Lord. Oh. It's different than how I remember him. Rachel. All right, all right, all right. Yeah. More object work. More object work. All right, all right, all right.

He's got two cigarettes. Mama gonna like this. Wow. I totally love and totally buy. that Matthew McConaughey calls himself mama. Absolutely, I was also thinking. I would buy that he has his penis out. that close to a hot bowl of stew. Matthew Mc . Oh, Matt stew Mc . Now, that's my drag name.

Okay, this is Patrick Warburton making a stew. so delicious that he gets horny. I'm gonna do some object work too. Okay, penis? Oh, whoa, big penis. Yes, and this is how Patrick Warburton masturbates. Yeah. No, he's stirring a pot. Yeah, he'd do it crazy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, all right, everybody, it's winter time, and it's time to eat. You know what you want. As soon as the weather gets nippy outside,

when Jack Frost starts blowin' in your face, you want a delicious stew. I got everything in here. I got potatoes. I got celery, carrots. Oh, yeah, they're in there. Salt, pepper, two of the greatest spices. And of course a little bit of Cuban. I got some Cuban in here. And you know what? I'm sorry. I'm not gonna serve anybody this batch of delicious stew. I'm sorry. You'll have to find somethin' else to eat.

'cause I'm about to come in it. Wow. Oh. See, you kind of know who that was. That was really good. Thank you. Jordan. Yeah, shirt, yeah, jacket off. Yeah, jacket's comin' off. Yeah. Goin' Shirley mode. Okay. Yeah. Oh yeah, glasses. Glasses, he does some of this kind stuff. Yeah, that's nice. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't really like. I don't really like stew. I think it's like, what's stew? My wife Christy, she loves stew, but I don't really like stew. What's his accent, Southern? Yes. Okay, let's Southern. I don't really like stew. My wife Christy, Christy, she loves stew. But I do have an erection right now, and Rhett's gonna jerk me off. There we go. That's all I have. That's all I have. That's all I have.

You know, I think the ultimate Link impression, you're doing it because you're losing every round. Thank you. Thank you tepid clapping, The ultimate Link impression. Yeah, I think for this one, again, I was the worst. Well, I think the person. that should lose should be Vinny. That's fair. Why? 'Cause I wanna see him do it. That's great. Yeah, I think we all do kind of wanna see that. So, Vinny was the worst this round. Yeah. And I'm apologizing to Paula Deen. Yes. Yes.

Directly. Yeah. Hey, y'all. Earlier I alluded to the fact. that Paula Deen was havin' sex with soup, but the fact is there is no evidence to declare. that Paula Deen has ever in her life slept with soup. She is faithful. She is a beautiful, handsome woman. Okay. Paula's gonna love that. All right, fourth round. Rachel, you're up first. Yeah, okay. All right, I'll close 'em.

Oh, Colin Farrell. Hey. Oh. "In Bruges.". I can, I know who he's, so I'm gonna do it. I love that. Okay, I am picking. Ah, yes, everybody's favorite celebrity, Beavis, you know, from "Beavis and Butt-head.". Famous, okay. Yeah. Okay, all right, Vin Diesel. Yeah. Nice. And I'm gonna go with this one.

Lin-Manuel Miranda. Wow. Yeah. I think you're gonna do a great job with that. Really good. The Beavis of musical theater. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's do a spin. Yeah. And see what scenario we'll be doing next. Going through a car wash for the first time in your life. Dang. Rachel. Right. You're up first. Oh, my God. As. Colin Ferrell. going through a car wash for the first time. Think on it, yeah.

Mm hm, mm hm. Mm mm mm. Find it. Find it. Okay. Where's me Lucky Charms? Where's me Lucky Charms? Do some McDonagh. Oh, oh, no. Oh, oh. No, let me do it again. Let me do it again. No, you're doin' great. Think of all the Martin McDonagh plays you're done. Let me do it again. "Banshees of Inisherin.".

I can't even be going through the wash. Why do they got me goin' through the wash? I don't even know where they could be takin' me through. There's so many of the little pipes. I think we should cut mine out. I like that. I like that "Banshees of Inisherin". both works as a movie he was in. and something an Irish person says when they're scared. Oh, Banshees of Inisherin. Yeah. They probably say it when they. stub their toe all the time.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly right. Right, yeah, it's something you say. instead of taking the Lord's name in vain. Absolutely. Yes. We never do that. It's really respect. Yeah. Now how many Ambien had he had before that? Yeah, he also had a couple, but he just needs 'em to drive so. Yeah, sure, okay. This is Beavis of "Beavis and Butt-head.". I forgot what yours was. Going through a car wash for the first time. People remember "Beavis and Butt-head"? Is that like? Yeah. I know they rebooted it recently. A funny cartoon, loved it as a kid. We weren't allowed to watch it for a while. Really? Yeah, my mom thought they were a bad influence. Yeah. Oh. We had shows like that. We weren't allowed to watch "SpongeBob.".

Because he was a bad influence? No, 'cause they thought it would make us dumb. Oh. Oh. Oh. And I turned out dumb regardless. Yeah. Hey. That's not the "SpongeBob" makin' this guy dumb. You seem like a great guy. Thank you, kid. Okay. Beavis from "Beavis and Butt-head". going through a car wash for the first time. Yeah, oh, oh, man. It's like a tube, and it's wet. It's like, it's like I'm inside a chick. Oh, yeah. Finally scored. I'm inside a big chick.

Yeah, yeah, and there's a lot of water around here. Hey, Butt-head, hey, Butt-head, there's a lot of water in here. You know what would be better? If there was fire, fire, yeah, yeah. Beavis from "Beavis and Butt-head.". Nice. Before anyone says anything, I wonder if you guys are about to say what I'm about to say, which is that was RFK Junior. Wow. Absolutely, RFK Jr. I do my own research, Butt-head. I think COVID can be cured with sunlight. Yeah. Just go outside, and you won't be diabetic. Hey, Butt-head, you wanna eat this whale?

Should we pull up videos of RFK and watch them? No, Jordan, we wanna see. Get in there, dig in. Who is it? We wanna see whoever you said. Vin Diesel. [Vinny And Rachel] Vin Diesel. Give it to us, Vin. Take off the jacket. Give it to us, Vin. Get in there. We're all family here. He's in "Fast and Furious.". Yeah. "Chronicles of Riddick.". The problem with these people. is not that I don't know who they are. Did you think that's where I was slipping up, Vinny? I don't know. Come on, Jordan. I know who all of them are. I love these movies. Jordan, remember, you can't do worse than me. I don't think that's true, Rachel, but I appreciate you. As a friend, I appreciate you. Come on. Okay, let's start turning around.

'cause maybe that'll be different. It might. Presented to us. Family. Yes. Family, oh, Michelle Rodriguez. Family, on the Universal Studios ride I say, "It's time to eat asphalt.". What? Yeah. That's a real thing from the Universal Studios ride. Oh, me, Vin Diesel. Oh, me, Vin Diesel.

Caveman, what the hell? Kind of, a little bit. Yeah. Not super far off. Oh, oh, oh, I'm in a car wash. Oh, okay, well, oh, my whole family's here. Oh, my family. Okay, yeah, my family. Michelle Rodriguez. Michelle Rodriguez. Michelle Rodriguez, Ludicrous, we're all here. We're all here together. Ludicrous. I'm not gonna do the impression though. The Rock, the Rock, the Rock. Family, family, oh, the Rock's over there. The Rock. Stevie, say something. Tyrese? Oh, hi. That's the Rock. That's the Rock. And we're inside this car wash together. And we're a family. We're a family.

Charlize Theron is trying to kill all of us, okay? Take each other's hands. Everyone take each other's hands. We're gonna die today, okay? We're gonna die today. In this car wash. Okay, in this car wash. It's my first time in one these. Do you guys know that? That's real. Guys. No, no, no one say anything. Okay. Yep. Here we go. Lin-Manuel Miranda. And what are you doin'? Going through a car wash for the first time.

Mm hm. I'm driving through a car wash. My car's gonna get wet. And then I'll drive the car off, and my car will be set. And then this and then this. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Wow. That is awesome, Vinny. That was incredible. The trick is to sound like a cartoon mouse. on the verge of tears. Here's, okay, this is Lin-Manuel Miranda. haggling at the car wash. Well, are you just showing off now?

No, I thought we'd all. I thought we would all do a little something. Do him haggling, and then I'll do him again. Okay, okay, this is him haggling at the car wash. ♪ I am not payin' a lot for wax ♪. I think that Jordan doing Lin-Manuel Miranda. was the worst this round. Oh, so I have to. Yeah. To be gentle on myself. Yes. I think that mine was really bad. I have to apologize as Lin-Manuel Miranda. Yes, yeah. Okay. I think you did it bad, and you didn't have to do it. That's right. Like, does that feel fair? Yeah.

I thought you did an incredible Beavis impression though. True. The Beavis was pretty good. But I also, to be clear, did a really bad job. Yeah. Okay. So, the note on how to do the Lin-Manuel impression. is cartoon mouse. On the verge of tears, and like, you're pushing it out. Okay. You know? Lin-Manuel, it sounds like Nicholas Cage. Lin-Manuel, I'm sorry I was making fun of you. ♪ I'm sorry I took that shot ♪. That's very good. I think that was really good. That was good.

That's the only line I know from the musical. I took my mom to see it. We had a great time. Nice. Oh, nice. Do an impression of your mom. Moms love that stuff. At a restaurant in Italy. Yeah, okay, yeah. She's like struggling to pronounce the things. Y'all have lasagna? That's Gale. Really good. That was perfect. Okay, so we have one more left, and what I've been told by producers. is that we have to swap hats now. Mm, I think we should, we should pass them around. Oh, like a musical chair situation. Until someone says stop. Okay, so. ♪ Duh duh dah duh duh duh ♪. ♪ Duh dah duh duh ♪ ♪ Duh dah duh duh duh ♪.

♪ Duh dah ah duh dah dah ♪. ♪ Duh duh duh duh do ♪. Uh oh, this is Jordan's hat. Yeah. All right, Jordan, you're up first. Okay, my impression from Jordan Myrick's hat is, oh, my favorite, Kim Kardashian. Oh, shoot, this was the one I would've done so well at. Oh, no, no love. But I can't do it. Sorry, Jordan. That's okay. And sorry everybody at home. That's okay. I got. Gay Stitch from "Lilo and Stitch.".

So, I have some questions about this one. Yeah. What, what? I was really excited to do it. Like you think Stitch is gay, or there's a separate gay Stitch? This is a gay Stitch. This is like a different experiment that Jumba made. So this is not canon? No. Got it, okay. It's like a what if? Not what if, more like a when. Yeah, you guys, you're lucky I got this one, you guys. Yeah, I was worried about it. You don't wanna see Jordan Morris do this, I'll tell you that. I don't know.

I think it'd be pretty funny. Yeah, you need the bleep machine. Yeah. I got, I got Kate Winslet. Oh. Oh. Yeah. All right, Rachel. Okay, Jason Statham. Whoa. Is Jason Statham British? Yes, very. Jason Statham. Yeah. I think he says it like. You can do it. Like with a F. Like he says Stafam. Stafam? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't wanna give too much away. Okay, Jordan, you're up first.

Okay. Oh, wait, scenario. Oh, yes, what scenario? As if gay Stitch isn't enough. Where's gay Stitch gonna be? You should be so excited for gay Stitch. Gay Stitch? Yeah. Okay, teaching sex ed in a very haunted graveyard. This is like a hat on a hat on a hat. Oh, my God. This old comedy scenario. Yeah. Teaching, okay, so this is Kim Kardashian. teaching sex ed in a haunted graveyard.

So, kids, you know, sex is beautiful, but it doesn't just have to be between a man and a woman. It can be between any people. It could even between two Stitches who are the same gender? Hold on. I think I see some ghosts coming. Thank you. Okay, ohana means family, right?

Period. Ohana means family, honey. Knocking it out of the park. Sex is boo. You do it. Go ahead, right? Yeah. Do you? Hold that. Yep.

Ah. The energy in this room is staggering. It's electric. It's electric. The people are going wild for gay Stitch. I don't know if I'd say it's electric. It is staggering. It was perfect though. Okay, I'm Kate Winslet. Sex is like a storm. It's the clapping of thunder and the rolling of clouds. It's the rattling of chains. Oh my, why do I hear the rattling of chains?

It must be because we're in a haunted graveyard. Everybody get a shovel. We're collecting pearls from the deceased. And now, Rachel, your turn. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know we got my boy Jason Sta, Jason Statham, Jason Statham. One more time. Jason Statham. And hit it again. Jason Statham. And one last one for the fans. Jason Statham. Woo. Jason Statham teaching sex ed in a haunted graveyard.

I don't know why they brought all you kids out here. I don't even understand. why they're doin' sex ed in a graveyard, but I'm gonna teach ya. Yeah, it's easy. It's simple, and consent is the answer. Always use consent. A no is a no, even if it's with your body.

Your body can say no. Your body can say no, and your partner should listen. All right, now get outta here. I gotta kill some guys. Wow. Wow, what a segment. All right, I think before we go, we do have time, Vinny, to hear your gay Stitch. that you bragged so much about. I didn't brag. I just put it in there.

Okay. Here's my apology as gay Stitch. Are you mad? I didn't realize you'd be so upset. I guess I'm sorry or whatever. I guess I won't do it again. Okay, chill out. I'm just having fun with my girls. I don't know, man. Beautiful. Thank you, guys. All right, well, I think we've all seen enough of this. So, thank you at home for hanging out with us,

and we'll see you next week. Bye. Tickets on sale. for an evening with Rhett and Link, an exclusive WonderHole season two premier event. now at wonderhole.com.