Do You Agree With Rhett or Link?

- Today our opinions will be judged live. Let's talk about that. (upbeat music begins). ♪ Da da ♪. ♪ Da-da da da ♪. ♪ Da-da da da ♪. ♪ Da-da da da da ♪. (flame whooshes). - "Good Mythical Morning.". - Opinions are like malevolent succubi. hiding under your bed, just waiting for the right moment to strike, everybody has one. - I have a malevolent succubus under my bed? - Yes, you do. Yes. - Oh. - And collectively we have succubi.

- Mm-hmm, but today we're interested in opinions on things. you've probably never thought too hard about. Like if every animal. suddenly became the size of a golden retriever, which animal would be our greatest threat? - Round tailed muskrat. - Woodpecker. - Woodpecker? - Yeah, woodpecker. - Oh, okay, all right. - It is my opinion that we face off in a battle. of these kinds of subjective opinions. and let the Mythical Beasts vote on who is right live. - Well, on this, we share an opinion.

It's time for "You're Wrong for That.". (transition whooshes). - [Jenna] The Mythical Beasts are waiting. on Mythical Society right now. - Ooh, that's exciting. - [Jenna] To vote on which opinion is the right opinion. - Okay, they can't see us though. They can only see our opinions posted. - [Jenna] That is correct. - Okay. - [Jenna] There is no bias, because they cannot see who said which opinion. - And they're not going to hear our reasons behind it. They're just going to hear our answers. - [Jenna] They're going to hear one or the other. I mean, I'd love to hear your reasons. after you say which one.

- We'll give you the reasons. - [Jenna] I know you'll tell me, I know you'll tell me. Are you ready for the first question? - Yes. - Sure. - [Jenna] Okay. - What are the buzzers for? If we have the answer, we buzz in first? - [Jenna] I'm going to tell you right now. Once I finish the question, whoever buzzes in first can give their opinion first. or your answer first. All right, here's the first question. What is the most overrated sauce? - And what if you buzz in second? You don't get to give an opinion? You get to give it second? - [Jenna] You give an opinion after the first person.

- [Davin] Dong. (crew laughs). - Hold on, what? - [Davin] Dong. - [Mikayla] Ding. (crew laughs) (Link laughs). (Rhett laughs). - This is why we're buzzing in. - I should have gone first. - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Davin] Dong. - Faster. - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Davin] Dong. - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Davin] Dong. - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Davin] Dong. - What is mine even saying? - Dong! - Dom? - Ding dong. - [Jenna] It says dong. And then Link, you did buzz in first. - You went first.

- Whose voice is saying dong? - Oh, this is me saying. - [Mikayla] Ding. (crew laughs). - [Davin] Dong. Dong. - Is that Davin? - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Jenna] That is correct, it was Davin for the dong. (crew laughs). - Davin for the dong. - [Mikayla] Ding. - Hold on, who's that saying ding? - Jenna? - [Mikayla] Ding. - No. - [Mikayla] Ding. - Megan? - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Jenna] It's another M name. - [Mikayla] Ding. - Mikayla. - [Jenna] Mikayla. - [Mikayla] Ding. - Oh.

Oh. - Well. - [Jenna] We are so off track, what are your answers? - We can go home now. - All right. (crew laughs). - All right, Link, your answer. - What's the question? Most overrated sauce. - Most overrated sauce! - Sriracha. Or sriracha. (Link laughs). What? Oh, oh, uh-huh. Y'all following those old trends. Listen, there was a big explosion of everyone's like, "Oh, you got to get on this sriracha thing.". And then everybody got on it. and they couldn't even make enough for it.

The only thing good about sriracha is the bottle. It looks cool. - They couldn't make enough for it. because it was so popular. - It was trendy. It's trendy, that trend has passed. Have you tasted it? It's just nothing but, it's like spicy garlic. - Oh, yuck. (Rhett laughs). - [Jenna] Okay. - I don't like the taste of it. - Ugh. (Rhett laughs). - It's completely overrated, but the bottle is cool looking. - Maybe people will agree with you. - People just want to be cool. - Okay.

- [Mikayla] Ding. - [Jenna] Rhett, your answer? - Truffle aioli. Okay. - What? - You get excited about it every time you see it, but really it's just fancy mayonnaise. - [Jenna] Okay, I'm going to let you finish. We're going to open up the polls now. so that voting can happen, but please tell me more. about why you don't like it. - It's like fancy mayonnaise. I'm almost embarrassed talking about it. This is like. - Truffle? - It's like wearing a three-piece suit to a NASCAR race. Do you know what I'm saying?

You don't need to do that. Just let mayonnaise be mayonnaise. You don't need to truffle it up. - But on fries? - Not even on fries. You can put some other, you can put some truffle seasoning into the fries, or you can put truffles on the fries, or you can even fry the fries in truffle oil, but specifically the sauce, truffle aioli, always a little bit, the expectations are up here and it always under delivers. It's just my opinion, man. - But no one even sells it.

Can you buy it in a bottle? - Probably. - And is that helping my cause or hurting it? - We're about to find out. - I think the fact that nobody sells it. is kind of in support of you saying it's overrated. No company's investing their smorgas into their board. You know what I'm saying? - It's tough to keep. - Oh, is it? - And also it's expensive because of the truffles. - [Jenna] While you all are still chatting,

and also while the polls are still open for this one, I want to let you know, you'll receive a point for every percentage point. of the votes that you earned. - Okay. (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins). - [Jenna] With 54% of the vote. - Ooh, close. - [Jenna] Truffle aioli is the most overrated sauce. - But not by much. (chime dings). - Not by much at all. - I mean, that was a split vote. - All right. - Okay, all right. - I'm kind of glad because I actually, I think I would have voted for yours after.

- Oh, the reasoning was good? - Yeah, the reasoning. - When you said spicy garlic, I was like, mm. - Yeah. - It didn't do it for me. - It imploded a bit. - Okay, next question. - [Jenna] Also, whoever loses the whole game. has to face a punishment at the end. So your next question is. - Oh, of course. - [Jenna] What is the best name you could give. to both a dog and a baby? - [Davin] Dong. - [Jenna] Link? - Ambassador. (crew laughs).

I buzzed in first, I don't know. (Link laughs). - Can you explain yourself? - Of course I can. I like naming people after. - Professions? - [Link] Professions. Ambassador just sounds cool for a dog, okay? Ambassador, sit. - Yeah, but. If you're telling an Ambassador to sit. - For a baby? - And then an Ambassador, oh, this baby's going to grow up. to be in government. - Okay, I think I got a better answer.

- Because I got the buzzer, maybe I buzzed in too early. - [Mikayla] Ding. - Earl. Think about it. The test of a name that works for a dog. and for a baby is a name that can be yelled authoritatively. Earl, get out of the bushes! - Ambassador, sit! - Ain't no baby going to respond to that. (crew laughs). Earl, get out of the bushes! That could be a toddler. That could be a dog. Also, Earl simultaneously embodies nobility, but also commonality.

So Earl or Earl, you know what I'm saying? You got both of them. I think you've got the people and the dogs. and you got one syllable. Ambassador, you just broke out Ambassador. - Ambassador, four. - Four syllables! - Four, but you can always shorten Ambassador. to Am. - Bass. - Bass, Door. - Yeah, that's true. Okay, are the polls open? - [Jenna] They are open and votes are coming in.

(Link laughs). (crew laughs). - Let's put this one to the polls. - Earl. (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins). - [Jenna] The results for this question with 50, nope, wow. 83% of the votes. Rhett takes this for Earl. - Ambassador. - [Rhett] Yeah, I mean, (chime rings). you kind of walked right into that with Ambassador. (chime dings). - Yeah, because they can't hear my. - That's what it is. - My explanation. - If they had heard you talk about it, that would be what would clear it right up.

Clear it right up. (Rhett laughs). (Link laughs) (crew laughs). - [Jenna] Next up, what is a common behavior. you think should be made illegal? - [Link] Common behavior. - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Jenna] Rhett. - Leaving your shopping cart loose in the parking lot. In fact, now I'm not a person. who believes in mass incarceration, okay? I don't. But I think, first of all, if you're the kind of person.

who leaves your shopping cart out. and doesn't put it back in the little thingy thing, who knows what else you're capable of? (crew laughs). And also, I believe in taking all of the people. who are currently incarcerated on minor drug charges, let them all out, and replace them with people. who don't put their shopping carts up, and we will have a net benefit in society. - [Davin] Dong. (Crew and Rhett applauds). Dong, dong, dong.

- [Jenna] Link. - No clapping in here. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs). Speaking of which, my answer is about clapping. - Oh. - I don't, I think it should be outlawed. to clap when a plane lands. - Oh. - Okay. Non-emergency landings, you don't need to clap when the plane lands. Do you clap when the Uber gets to where you're going? (crew laughs).

I mean, you don't. It's what's supposed to work. A good friend of mine taught me a lesson. Back when I was a soccer star in high school, I scored a goal, and boy, it was the first goal I ever scored, and I just went nuts. I ran around, this is high school. I scored the goal and I ran around everywhere. I almost took my shirt off. and just like skidded on my knees. - But it was kind of before we knew. that that was a thing that could happen. - Yeah, and then Josh Young leaned over and he was like,

he was a forward. He scored a lot. - Yeah, right. - And he said to me, he was like, "You know what? Act like you meant to do it.". (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs). - Great advice. - Act like you meant to do it. - Great advice. - It's like, well, we expect the plane to land, so let's not give feedback. It's like, "Wow, pilot, you did it.". - Yep, yes. - Save it for things that deserve celebration.

- Great advice. My dad used to say when somebody did, my dad was old school, doesn't like end zone celebrations. - Oh. - They used to be, you used to get a penalty for them. He was always like, "Act like you've been there before. Act like you've been there.". - Act like you've been there before. (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins). - [Jenna] The polls are closed, and with 90% of the votes, (crew laughs). Rhett once again, leaving your shopping cart loose in the parking lot. - It is a good one. I mean, (chime dings).

it's a selfish person who's only thinking of themselves. when they do that. - Yeah. - And I think that the problem with clapping on a plane. is that it usually catches on, and then everybody's clapping, but they're all on a plane. Just take off and go to prison. - And they should all be arrested. (crew laughs). - Yeah. Just take them, they're already confined. - You're right, I mean, I can't argue with that. - It's just so convenient! - I can't argue with that. - And it helps with that mass incarceration thing. - Yeah, if they, listen. - It's boosting that too, right? - If they could hear you talk about it, you'd win.

- I know, right? - Yeah, yeah. It's the restriction of the game. that's really holding you back. - What's the score right now? - It's ugly. - [Jenna] The score right now is 227 to 73. - Hey, there's a lot of questions left though. - Okay. - [Jenna] All right, yeah. It's time for our fourth question. (ring clatters). - What is that? - This is the ring that I tossed into next week, last week.

(Link laughs). - And it came to this week? - It did, yeah. - We're not going to do that again, are we? - Oh, no, we're not? - Okay. - All right. - [Jenna] What is the worst food to eat while standing? - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Jenna] Rhett. - I keep thinking that, Jenna, you're just saying ding. (crew laughs) - Yeah, just that's. - [Mikayla] Ding, ding. - That's me. Crab legs. - Crab legs. - Crab legs. One of the only foods that requires leverage to eat.

And in order to get leverage, you have to have a surface. Think about it. You got a tool, you got something to dip in, you got a bib on. This is a seated exercise, okay? Crab legs, that's it, case closed. - [Davin] Dong. - [Jenna] Link. - A full rotisserie chicken. Just, you're standing there, I mean, I've seen someone eat one of these standing. When I was in line for Rise of the Resistance at Disneyland,

that line was like three hours long. - They went full rotisserie? - I started smelling rotisserie, and I turned around, and some guy had a gallon Ziploc bag. and he was eating a full rotisserie chicken. out of that thing. And he lived. A few died because the line was that long. - Did he bring that into the park? - He brought it in. But standing in, I mean. - Can you do that? - It's just so archaic. I mean, you're in full caveman mode.

when you're holding bone, and gristle, and meat, and grease, and it's dripping all down your arms. - But it is in a bag. It is in a bag. I mean, I'll take the. - I said it was in the bag at that time. - I'll take the bag out. We usually have a rotisserie chicken. and I'll take the bag out, hold the bag, stand outside the fridge, reach in, rip, rip, throw some to Sean, throw some to Barbara, eat some more, throw some to Sean, throw some to Barbara. - You eat a full rotisserie chicken standing? - Not a full, but I'm saying I eat off of a full,

but I would never go into the refrigerator. and grab a crab leg and start. I mean, I got to sit down for that. At least get a stool, maybe lay down for it. Maybe I got to lay down. - But they're not going to hear your argument. - They're not. Crab legs in bed. - I think I got a chance. (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins). - [Jenna] And with 62% of the votes, (transition whooshes). crab legs wins the round. (chime rings). (transition whooshes). - I can't, I mean. - [Jenna] For Rhett. (chime dings). - I mean, you need leverage to pull apart.

- I mean, it's tough. - Bones in a rotisserie chicken too, don't you? - A little bit of leverage, a little bit of leverage. - I mean, I guess I undermined my argument. that they didn't hear anyway. when I said that I saw somebody do it. - Yeah, the guy in your story was standing. - Yeah, he was. I'm just not a good opinion haver. - Apparently. - I don't really know some things. - Hey, promo! - See? I mean, all right, but I'm not giving up. - [Jenna] Yeah, maybe this next question. Here we go. Of all the legally permitted animals,

what animal would you never have as a pet? - [Davin] Dong. - [Jenna] Link? - A goose. They don't lay golden eggs, so get that out of your head. They attack babies. They're mostly feathers, so they're kind of worthless. (crew laughs). - Mostly feathers is a bad thing? - They're mean. They're mean and mostly feathers, i.e. worthless.

- Okay. - Honk! - Well, interestingly. - Honk, they doo-doo everywhere. - They doo-doo everywhere. - Everywhere! And where there's one, there's a whole V of them. - Not if it's your pet though. You don't have to have the whole V as the pet. You just have one. - Yeah, but the rest of the V's hanging around, pooping everywhere. - I don't think that's how it works. - Trying to say, "Well, I'm more than feathers.". - If you raise it from birth. - Okay. - [Mikayla] Ding. - Well, interestingly,

I'm feeling in the bird realm as well, parrot. - Why? - Because a parrot is like a toddler. that lives as long as your grandma, that you have to keep in a cage. You got to clip its wings in order to keep it. So you're basically giving it this like, it's supposed to be out flying around. You've seen the parrots in Pasadena. They're flying around making all kinds of racket. But in order to have one, you have to have it inside a cage.

for a very, very long time. It knows all your secrets. It knows your friend's secrets because they're really smart. and they repeat the things that they hear. I think this is a horrible situation. - Did you clip your grandma's wings though? - No, I didn't. But think about if you did. - Is that like a euphemism for retirement home? - No, it just means that a parrot can live. to be like 60 years old or more. And I mean. - Right, a goose can't talk. - And have you been in the house of a person. who owns a parrot and sniffed?

- There's a little of that parrot dust. - Any parrot owners here? - I have not actually. - See? Y'all know what I mean. - It stinks? - But this is going to be a close one, because we've got two birds. - Geese are scary when you're trying to interact with them. A parrot's not going to. - You might have this one. - Attack a toddler. It's not going to happen. - You might have it. - It's not gonna happen. - Is a goose more feathers than a parrot? Are they both mostly feathers?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. All birds are worthless. (crew laughs). (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins). - [Jenna] With 70% of the vote. - 17? - 70. - [Jenna] 70. - The winners will be more than 50. - [Jenna] Seven zero. 70% goes to goose. - [Link] Yes, finally! - [Rhett] You got one. (transition whooshes). You got one. (chime dings) - Yeah, because parrots, people have a positive, they have a positive impression about parrots. - They're wrong. - And you're right, they're wrong. But geese immediately.

I think that's why the first thing you think of. when you buzz in first, you're most likely going to get it right. - You think that's how it works? - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - Let's try that. (transition whooshes). We're doing our very first ever live holiday special, "A Very Mythical Holiday Special.". - It has so much goodness in it. Original songs, music video, sketches, special guests, and more. - Yes, we dug very deep into our creative pockets. to make a very, very special night.

that we are incredibly excited to share with you. - November 20th, 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific. Get your tickets now at mythical.com/live. (transition whooshes). - [Jenna] At what age. should you stop getting birthday balloons? - [Mikayla] Ding. - [Jenna] Rhett? - Never. (Link laughs). Never. You should never stop getting birthday balloons, because think about it. As a child, it's exciting and it's fun. And then when you get really old,

it kind of becomes exciting for the exact same reason. And then there's this weird middle part of your life. in which it could be a little awkward, but if you don't just keep getting balloons. throughout the entirety of your life, there's going to be a year in which you're like, "You think this is the year. that we let grandpa have balloons?". But if grandpa's always had balloons. since he was a kid, it's not a question. It's not complicated. Plus, middle-aged men like me. should be able to have balloons at their birthday party. - You don't want balloons. - I want a lot. - No you don't.

- I want enough to tie to my house and go to another place. - [Davin] Dong. - [Jenna] Link. - 10 years old. Because you need to get out, you need to detach yourself from balloons. before people start saying, "Why is he still having balloons at his party?". - That happens at 11? - Yeah, but you're starting to run a risk at like 11, 12, definitely 13. If you got friends showing up at your birthday party. and there's still balloons, it's like, "Ooh.". (Rhett laughs). - That's not true.

- But balloons are like the birds of birthday parties. They're completely worthless. You're wasting money on something that's just air. It's just air. And it takes up space and budget. - They're beautiful. - Party budget that could be spent on. - They're pretty cheap. - Refreshments, presents, and, depending on who you're running with, illicit drugs. (crew laughs). (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins).

- [Jenna] Polls are closed and with. - Don't do drugs. - [Jenna] Okay, yeah. - No pills, no powders. I say it all the time. I'm going to say it again. - Say it there, it's important. - No parties. - No parties. - No parties with pills. No pills or parties. No powders or pills parties. - [Jenna] Yeah, definitely not from people you don't know. Don't do that. - Absolutely not. I was just making a joke. - [Jenna] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Okay, with 91% of the votes, the age you should stop getting birthday balloons.

is never. (chime rings). (Rhett laughs). Rhett. - 90%. - 91, that's a lot. (chime dings). - You know what he's done? - Oh, you what, I what? - Pandering. - Oh, I'm not pandering! These are just the right answers, man. - All the Mythical Beasts are over there. on the society just voting. "Oh yeah, everybody loves balloons. (Link laughs) (crew laughs). (Link warbles). Gotta have balloons!". - Isn't that the game we're playing? - A 13 year old, you're ruining a middle schooler's life! - Okay, here's the thing.

Link, you are down so much at this point. that mathematically it would be impossible, even if everyone agreed with you on this last question, but I'm going to tell you right now, if you can beat my 91% on this last question, 92 and up, you win the whole enchilada. Okay? - I just don't have the confidence. (Link laughs) (crew laughs). - Well. - All right, I'm going to try. All right, all right. - And you know what, you go first on this one. - I need to think first about it. - You go first. - It's the thinking. - I'm just saying go first. - [Link] All right. - I'm not going first.

- [Matt] We were missing a question. What are you thinking about? (crew laughs). (Rhett inhales sharply). - What, the answer? Like my opinion. I'm tapping into how I interact with a question, Carney. - [Matt] Okay, I'll back off. - What do you mean? What do you think I'm thinking about? - [Matt] Well, you said I had to think, and you haven't heard the question yet. - Oh, I mean, one has to think once given a question. - One has to. (crew laughs). - That's what I meant. - [Matt] So you're preparing to think. - Yeah. - Yeah. - This is what it looks like. when Link is preparing to think. - I'm thinking about thinking. - [Jenna] You're doing great, I believe in you. - [Davin] Dong. (crew laughs).

- Premature Dong. - [Jenna] That was not a question. - Woodpecker. - [Jenna] That wasn't a question. Are you ready? - Yes. - [Jenna] Okay, great. What is the worst food to bring to a potluck? - [Davin] Dong. - [Jenna] Link. - Sushi. (Link laughs). Sushi. I mean, think about it. It's going to make everybody sick. (Link laughs) (crew laughs). Have you ever seen sushi? They're usually, I mean, did you say family reunion? - [Jenna] I did not, I just said a potluck. - Potluck, those are usually families for me.

And they're usually outdoors. Oh, hot, hot, old sushi. (Link laughs). - Okay, this is a solid answer. - Yeah, hey, I might have got you. - Because I'm going to say. - [Mikayla] Ding. - The healthy version of anything. Okay? Because a potluck is not a time for moderation. A potluck is a time to throw caution to the wind. and eat yourself into oblivion.

- Yeah, I mean, if I found a pot and it was full of luck, I wouldn't expect it to be healthy. - You don't want the low calorie, low fat, low sugar, sugar-free, whatever version of a dish. when you're at a potluck, because you're actually trying to sample the things. that are the best that anyone has to offer. That's my opinion. I think sushi is a better answer. - I don't like how, you are stealing some of my votes with this, I think. - But I don't know, I mean, do you think you could get 92%?

- Oh no, I won, I just don't know if it's by that much. - Okay, well, we will find out. (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins). - [Jenna] The votes are in, and Link, you did win this round with nearly 56%. (Link laughs) (chime rings). - [Link] Oh, nearly. - Okay. - [Jenna] 55%. (chime dings). - All right, that's pretty close. - But it's not enough. Well, it's not enough, man. - [Jenna] With that point total, that means, Rhett, you are the winner. So Link, you must smell something. as rank as your opinions.

- Okay. Well, opinions are like butt holes. We've all got one and they stink. Not bad. I like it. - It smells like you farted from here. (crew laughs). - I don't know why. - I think you're too close to it. - [Jenna] Are you well? (Link laughs). - No. Thanks for being your Mythical best.

(Link laughs). - What is it? (crew laughs). Good. You know what time it is. - Hi, Rhett and Link, my name is Sophia. - I'm Chris. - And we're from Cincinnati, Ohio, but we're in the Burren in Ireland for our honeymoon. - It's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. (wheel clacks). - Congrats. - Yeah, I hope you enjoyed your honeymoon. I love it when lovers think of us. (crew laughs). - Period. (crew laughs). We got an unfun fact for you.

Unless you're wearing gloves, ice is cold to the touch. - Join us in "Good Mythical More". to see who can hold up a glass of water the longest. Hey, hey, listen. If we're gonna survive being buried alive- Yeah … you gotta conserve air. Okay. Well, l- let's divide it up. I'll breathe my air, you breathe your air. That makes complete sense.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Are you… You're wafting? No, no, no, I'm, I'm just stretching my elbow. No, you were wafting from my side. How many times did you waft? Three. Okay. Okay, we're even. But your hand's bigger than my hand. Okay. Well, I'm gonna do a little half waft with my left hand. Now- I don't want your air, it tastes funny. What's the last thing you ate? A solitary deviled egg.

I'm done.