Which Restaurants Give You More Food?

Which pizza place gives you more toppings? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Nothing makes me madder than scouring over a menu, getting excited about something, ordering it, and then being handed what feels lighter than a bag of feathers. That's not enough food. If the bag doesn't feel as heavy as a big baby, then it's no good. No baby, no good. Okay, so today, we've ordered foods from your favorite chains to determine who.

gives you less and who gives you more. Who puts more pepperonis on their medium hand tossed pepperoni pizza? Okay, we got two pizzas from two different locations, because we know some of those. locations out there just be skimping. So we got two different Pizza Hut locations, two different Domino's locations. Before we open this up, we're gonna make some guesses. Mm-hmm. Now, I feel like they both say they put the same number on.

It, I, because if you are working at Pizza Hut and you heard that Domino's. is doing 41 pieces, well we gotta do 41. I would think so. And. I guess. And are there eight? I'm not gonna, I think from memory, eight slices and probably, what, an. average of five pieces of pepperoni. I think 40 is the number. I think they try to put 40 on there, but I think Domino's actually does it. I don't know why I think this, but that's just how I feel.

Okay. Um, I think it's less than that. I, I don't think you're gonna get more than 33. Okay. Total. Do you think they have a number that they go for? 32, 8 times four? I mean, they have to for training purposes. I think that Domino's is gonna have more, so we agree on that. Okay. Let's see. So we're gonna, we're gonna open these puppies up. We're wearing our gloves. If you. Well, I'll say there's more pepperoni coverage on mine, but is that.

because the pepperonis are bigger? Are the pepperonis bigger? I think the pepperonis are the same. I'm gonna take one pepperoni off of mine and I'm gonna put it. Don't lose count on it. No, leave yours there. I'm just gonna put it on top of it. I'll put it on top of that one. It's a teeny bit. I mean, it's essentially the same. It's essentially the same. But I. But it's more cooked. These look better. In like a literal sense, not in like a. Okay, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna separate right here. This is gonna be my wheel. And I'm gonna go around this way counting, and uh, I'm not gonna count out out loud.

because I don't want you to do that. Yeah, and just because it cuts a pepperoni, cutting a pepperoni. doesn't make two pepperonis. And I'm going to, um. I'm gonna put, I've got, I've got some nuts in my pocket. I'm gonna use. 31, you were right. I'm gonna use my nuts to count. 32 is the number. Try to double count. One. Okay, don't count out loud. That's my only request. My only request is I, there's two people here.

Do, but you're done. No, I'm doing, it's a double count. You gotta, it's like working at a bank. Okay. Same for that one. What is that? Is that, is that a... Well, there's a, look at, look how wild they got at this location in the middle. Good Lord. They double pepped. I don't, what? Look at the middle of this. I don't know what's happening. Can you tell me how many that is?

Well, you're putting a bunch of nuts on it, is, first of all, the thing that's happened. I don't want to count anything twice. How are you so much faster than me. That's crazy, dude. I think I might have to abandon my cashew technique if we want this episode to end. Okay. I've done. 34 on this one. So there's more on this location. All right, so now I need to count the cashews. And now I'm gonna eat this bite 'cause it just looks so good. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. The reason we have on gloves is because all of this. pizza will be donated to the crew. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. And we don't want to be touching all your peps.

What did I say this one was. I think you said the first one was 31. 31. And this one was 34. For an average of 32.5. 38 on this. No way. You don't trust me, now you recount 'em. That's not my job. Half of 'em have cashews on 'em. You're right, you're right. There's 30 freaking 8 on there. Oh, this one has so many less. I'm double counting.

One, two. And I've counted these, so I'm gonna move these. Now, don't do it out loud. 'cause I'm, I'm recounting yours to make sure, 38 seems crazy to me. I got 37. But by the way, that's more, that's way more than, 34 was the maximum number. And you know how many are on this? 25. No. No. Yes. 25 versus 38. I mean. Well, I gotta eat this. We need to go to that one.

Domino's all over the place, man. So, Pizza Hut actually has a little bit more because 25 brought Domino's down so much. And you were very wishful thinking on this thing. I nailed it all around. And now. No, you also said Domino's. But I got, I was closer with the number. I said like 32. Yeah. So there's no standards here, guys. There are no standards. I, I don't really, I mean, if you look between these two, yeah, that looks a little light. I mean, I, I just think.

It's a big deal. Consistency is king in some senses, but also the average is. slightly higher on the Pizza Hut. So we're gonna say, in our very scientific test, that Pizza Hut is the pepperoni papa. Okay, we got a order of large curly fries from Jack in the Box and Arby's, two. locations each, just like we already did. Remember, don't eat any. I won't eat any until counting is done. So what I'm gonna do. Hold, what are we gonna guess first? Because, I, I mean, I know we can kind of see, but I think there's gonna be.

more biggies from Arby's because they, they're known for their curly fries. Jack in the Box is doing everything. There's no way they're doing curly fries as good as Arby's. More big ones. There's gonna be more little crescent ones in here, which is not a curly fry. And that's really what we care about, is how many that aren't, well, so why, are we gonna count these? I want to count, I wanna separate the, the curlies from the non curlies. Full curl counts more.

We're gonna have full curl on one side. Yeah. And crescent on the other side. And we can just mix 'em. No, we can't mix 'em. Now is. We're gonna get the average, but. Obvious, this is obviously a, that's a pristine curl right there. But what is this? This is a cluster. You know what this is? This is a mess. Look at this mess, though. So I've got mess. Look, I got one good curl. That's a great curl. Oh my goodness. It, look how tight that curl is. That's nice. I'm gonna count that as a curl, a different type of curl.

If it go, if it completely loops on itself, that's a different kind of curl. Right? We're doing the Lord's work here, though. See, I, I'm, I'm forming categories here. A lot of disappointment in curly fries. Okay, that's a full curl. That's a full curl. It's just part of it, I think. You order curly fries and you get little Cs. These things down here, I'm not counting any of these, brother. I'm not counting any of that. Don't count those.

You're not listening to me. I'm trying to, I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you out, man. Of course, I'm not counting anything, so I don't know what he's over there counting. There's 75 of these little crescent ones. And then there's one full curl, there's one half curl, and then there's one, two things that go all the way around. You remember that? You didn't count Crescent pieces?

I haven't counted anything yet. I'm just saying. There's a whole lot of these though, and this, this came out of my situation here. I don't really know. And that's just a regular French fry. I wanna know how many that are actually curls are there? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a good one. This location's doing it right. Look at this. Bam curl, bam curl, bam curl. Oh, look at that. Whoa. That's, oh, that is beautiful. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.

You're not looking at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. That's something. Look at that. That's great. Way, way less of the little dinky ones in this one. Okay. So I got 1, 2, 3, 4. Oh wow. 5, 6 full curls in this Jack in the Box. And then I got. I got. 1, 2, 3, 4 curls in this other Jack in the Box. Hold on. Alright, so what's the total of like satisfying curls?

Uh. The most satisfying, I only have one and a half. And like, and I'll count that one. So I've got what accounts of two tight curls. Which are the most beautiful. You can tell we like tight curls. You have a lot more of those than I do. And then the larger curls I have 1, 2, 3. No. Oh, you, you have a lot of loops. 4, 5, 6. Arby's does. And then the big old loops, look at these loops. Yeah, but look at this.

Look how many sad Cs this particular Jack in the Box has. That Arby's right there. But these are my sad Cs over here. Is the, maybe the best of both worlds. Look at that. That's beautiful. So, you get more tight curls. Just at this one location though, I got one tight curl at this location. I got a, I've got a tray full of sad Cs that I will not count. I count this as a, as a great curly fly, fry because it goes completely around. I've got very few of those. This is a lot of Cs over here.

So take your rejects, put them over, and then bring these over and we'll just compare this. I mean, people still eat the rejects. Oh, well, yeah, but we don't, but we're sad when we do it. If you're into tight curls, Arby's is your girl. If you're into just any full loops, but not really the tight curls. Jack in the Box. No, I'm Arby's. Damnit. If you're into tight curls, Jack in the Box is your girl. If you're into just complete loops, Arby's is your whoops.

That's how we're gonna remember that. And I'm gonna eat the only pristine one right now. Can I do that? Yeah. You just gimme a, a full, this one. Well, that's nice. I'm choosing Jack in the Box. I want, the fact that these are in there, that's what you want, man. Oh, yeah. But the, if you want a complete curl, if that's your. Mm-hmm. This curl, this is still a curl.

This has more sadness. Jack in the Box has more sadness, but it also has more tight curls. I think we're gonna call this a curly fry draw. Mm-hmm. Curly fry tie would rhyme. A curly fry tie. Remember, if you got a Smart TV, you probably have our channel Mythical 24/7. Constantly running Good Mythical Morning, some Mythical Kitchen. We just added throwback episodes, uh, from the GMM library for Throwback Thursday. Mm-hmm. So if you got a Vizio, Roku, if it's Smart, check it out.

The full guide is at  Mythical.com/24-7. Throw it on your TV. Alright, now we are moving to what have been deemed the meatiest subs. available at Subway and Jersey Mikes. Okay, we got two five meat Italian subs from Subway and then we got. the original Italian subs and Jersey Mikes, which also come with five meats. Big fan of the JM, so I'm hoping that, I believe that they have more meat.

Well, it's a bigger bag. It's heavier. Substantially heavier. Well, that feels like cheating. I think that. Maybe the bag is just heavy. I think that Jersey Mike's has 50% more meat. You heard it here. We've got scales. We're gonna figure it out. No way. We got scales. So we're gonna zero these puppies out with um. Alright, it's already zeroed out.

Okay, we're gonna make some veggie subs for the crew and we're gonna. make a meat platter for the crew. And don't let any cheese come along for the ride. This is just about meat, sucker. Okay. Sucker. All right, the other thing is, it's easy to pull back the JM.

Are y'all writing these things down? 3.17. When I start talking, it goes to 3.21. It's 'cause your breath is pushing on it. 3.17. 3.17 ounces of meat from my first. Subway. You are, you are, you are a quick mover. Yeah, I'm quick man. I should have been in the restaurant industry. I think because mine was cut in half. As a weigher. And I'm slower at this, it's taking me longer. Now, I will say that. Yours wasn't cut in half, right?

It was not, we got these from a Burbank location, two different Burbank locations. At one place, it was 9.99. At another Burbank location, it was 10.99. So they're doing some squirrely business at one of these locations. Well, it's a franchise. They can, uh, I guess set their own prices. The other meat stack is 3.56 ounces. My first meat stack is 5.86. I told you. That's more than 50% more, is it not?

It's not double, is it? I don't remember your numbers. Well, a hundred percent more would be double. 50% more would be 50% of it on top of it. So. 3.56 on this. So I'm taking this out. Did y'all record Link's number? Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna put that there. I just want to taste your meat, though. Yeah. Look at that. Look at the size of that meat stack. That's amazing, isn't it? Can I, can I just take a bite of the meat stack? Look at that meat stack. I don't need, yeah, both of them. I wanna double it. Look at that. Take a bite and then I'll take a bite of the other side.

Or I'll take a bite of that while you're waiting. While, while you're weighing that one. Just take a bite of that. You can just have it. Look at that meat stack. Y'all see that? I mean, can you go there and just order that meat stack? Are you sure you got everything off? You were moving so fast. Yeah. Alright, that. Now this. That is a good meat stack. Because they, this Subway meat stack. Because they hand, they hand slice it right there. It's just, it's artisanal. I'm, I'm scraping this the wrong way.

Gotta get that off. I mean, the Subway meat stack's not bad. Alright, my second, my second number. Boy, here, you've lapped me. You're like, you're like back in the back room partying and I'm still out here racing. Uhhuh. 5.78 ounce. What? That's almost twice as much meat. So much more meat. Well. How's this meat stack? And it only, listen, it costs 11.65.

So I mean, if you go to the 10.99 Burbank location, you're. almost getting there already. For a Subway. So, Jersey Mike's is only 11.65. Jersey Mike's has never let us down. We love you. Onion rings, two medium orders. Burger King versus, um, Hardee's is what I call it. Carl's Jr. Here's the thing about a Burger King onion ring.

They are very uniform, if you're into that kind of thing. It's like manufactured. These are a little bit more like what we grew up with, and I can, and I feel. like if you bite into one of these, maybe you're not gonna get an onion string, but. you're definitely gonna get it at Carls Jr. That's my, that's just my theory. These just look so un-uniform. In a good way. In a good way, which is tasty. So how do we, like, how do you even judge these? I'm kind of looking at how different they are.

I'm kind of doing a little bit of sorting. So, another way to say that is that, my guess is that the onion rings at. Carls Jr. are made by cutting onions, whereas the ones made at Burger King. are made by taking onions and turning them into something else that then is. turned into rings and then fried because. I think someone, one of my friends said Burger King is like. the Pringles of onion rings. Right. Yep. It's not that they're not good, it's just, it is a different approach. I mean, look at the. Numbers wise.

Look at the difference right here. Well, I stacked those, but. I've got eight onion rings. This could be calamari. If I came to you in a dark room. Bless you. And I said, hey, I got your favorite. Calamari. I guess if I sneeze into the air back there it is not going. Oh, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. Because I mean, I got 2, 4, 6, 8. Whoops, that, what happened? If the discrepancy's that big in this size, you could weigh 'em again.

Four. Oh, they're stuck together. That's what happened. Yeah, that's 2, 4, 6. That'll help. 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 19. So we have 19 over here, but it's kind of a pointless number. Isn't it pointless? Well, let's keep going. I've got eight. I want to eat those onion rings out there though. I know, I know. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a little stacky stacky because, that. right there is just something. See, I can't even, I can't even do that with mine. Something that you just want to happen.

Because they're just all the same size. Now I'm going for the second one. Oh, look at that. I mean, they just come out in a unit. That's a good sign, brother. It's an absolute unit. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Well, they're, at this location, they're cooking 'em longer. Can you see the color difference? Look at that. Much darker with the, with the cashews. Somebody got distracted over here, though, maybe they wanted them crispy. So I only got seven in this one. But that's acceptable, I think, 14, 18, well almost the same number, 18 and 19.

So this is a. Super uniform. Good reminder to get the onion rings. Well, we should taste them, but I'm assuming these are just gonna be so good. Well, let's get this out of the way. Let's have one from Burger King. Oh, look, as you see, look. As you see. Where's the onion? There's no, yeah. It's real onion. It's just the way that they do it is different. This is old school. Maybe don't take, take, take one of those. A middle one. Yeah.

I'm also gonna take a middle one. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's a good onion ring. The form factor of these, these are just two different types of things. You thought you were getting onion rings. And you're getting, there should be a different name for these. Onion buttons. Onion flavored O's. Yeah. It's more cereal like. That means that Carl's Jr. Is Lord of the Onion Rings. Well, what did we learn today? We learned that people are doing things different at different restaurants.

Um, um, and. there are pretty stark differences at some of these places. I mean, if you want the meat, go to Jersey Mike's for sure. That's the, I think that was the biggest thing that we learned today. Yeah, well, I. You can take the meat out. I can't say that I learned anything. And uh, if you want to count things, use nuts. Yeah, buddy. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is.

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