When You Run Out of Toilet Paper

so you're in a stranger's bathroom you. do your business and then you discover. there is no toilet paper what do you do. let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning we ask you to. ask us for advice on Google+ Facebook. Twitter anywhere that social things. happen on the internet and you responded. we're here to help let's get right into. it Kyle Knox asked on Facebook not that.

I'm in this situation but if you ran out. of toilet paper at a complete stranger's. house what would you do it's happened to. all of us but first I just want to point. out that he says not that I'm in this. situation what I really think happened. is that he is in this situation and he's. on Facebook on his phone on the toilet. of a stranger well he asked this a few. days ago so dealt with he's hoping that. we give him immediate advice um so I. guess Kyle this is for next time for you. I I've been in this situation before now.

first of all I've always rescued myself. uh by finding uh more toilet paper or. tissues you just kind of have to do the. wad waddle and walk around looking under. their cabinets and stuff right I'm not. leaving the bathroom the bathroom I keep. the you sound like I was walking down. the hall waddling around the bathroom in. the bathroom you never know open every. drawer look under towels there is TP. that's forgotten all you need is a. couple of squares just to make it and. and then the tissue is the go-to thing. almost always you're going to find a.

little bit more TP or tissues but. sometimes neither one of those is. available I I will admit to trying to. use the cardboard roll I wouldn't. recommend that uh if there's Kleenex. handy you can go for that hand towels or. used wash Rags that are drying from. where the stranger has been showering no. don't go that way listen if you got to. do it just hop in their shower and take. a half shower meaning the bottom half of. your body okay you can do that you'll be. in there for a while and be like sounds. like taking a shower but at least at.

least you won't come out smelling like. right so I just took a little shower. it's very refreshing people will think. you're cool yeah yeah this dud so. comfortable he's taking a shower house. in the party or whatever it is he still. looks great or you can put your thumb on. the sink spet and create a diversion of. water that becomes a bedet this is back. gets really messy really fast trust me. oh you've done that one no I can only. imagine like when you do that with you. said trust me you've done it okay I have. what I think is the master plan because.

let's just say let's just say it's a. half bath no shower okay and the Beday. thing is going to get messy there's no. doubt about that you can't find TP you. can't find. tissues assuming there's a window in the. bathroom Okay my plan revolves around. there being a window okay you use your. underwear okay yes you you use your. underwear but then you can't be the. idiot that tries to flush his underwear. creates a real big problem you can't be.

the idiot who throws his underwear into. the trash can because someone's going to. discover that later and then they're. going to trace it back to you you use. your underwear and then you toss it out. the window like next to a bush and then. after the party is over maybe the next. day or the next week you go and you grab. it or they just find some underwear you. like act like you're a landscaper I'm. just here to trim the hedges and pick up. toilet toilet leavings that I've left. over here my underwear but even if you. that somebody finds the underwear. outside they don't know that it's you.

necessarily unless your name's in the. tag yeah that's why I don't put my name. in my underwear my name and number are. in all of my tags if there's not a. window uh you just got to put it in your. pocket go right to your car put it in. your car and then come back into the. party or whatever if if there's no. window you just flush you zip up and you. run you run out of the party you just. run out I got somewhere to be that's the. only Escape Plan aler D magic tweeted at. us R link any tips on improving my. vocabul.

you you use the word vocabulary it's got. a lot of syllables in it so uh um that's. a good one I think we are in the age of. uh uh the dictionary being very. malleable given things like Urban. Dictionary and also given the fact that. things entered the Urban Dictionary and. then Webster comes along he's like all. right this year these new words get. added I mean we've been inventing words. for years we invented we think we. invented invented we invented a of I. invented. invented right now that's when you. invent something stupid you inventure it.

so that's what we're saying if you want. to expand your vocabulary do it by. coming up with words I mean we invented. the word entertainment yeah uh I'll. invent a word right now um. spinex I don't know why I was thinking. about spandex so I changed the vow it. sounds like a product um that wasn't. good but it could be well then you try. it smorg is. bad that's when a lot of things are bad. like maned I was at this party last. night I got in there they ran out of TP.

it was smor as bad smor as bad of a SM. as bad night see make up words you'll. seem smart let's sing the mail song oh. you know what time it is it's time to. sing the mail. song you know what day it is it's. Thursday Thursday and Thursday. Thursday me. [Music].

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but one to put on the mail boulder oh my. goodness now this is not something you. cook on this is something you put in. your mouth I hurt myself all right light. light we a. r. turn yeah quite it's hard to speak with. him I know it's like when you're a ra.

I don't even know what a rave is you go. and you do this kind of thing what are. you talking about Raves for you don't. have any business talking about Raves. I've never been to a ra but this is kind. of thing that you would go to a ra and. you be like hey look that guy with a. mouth flashing mouth if you want to send. us something to go on the mail berer you. can mail it to us people um we also want. to announce the winners of the contest I. don't know if you knew but we were back. from the perfect pencil episode where we. drew these things and Good Mythical Mo. we established a contest if you also. click through the Good Mythical Mo you. would have known people hey kids don't. you you can win these it's too late now.

we want to announce the winners. congratulations Dolphin versus robot. from Sarah Elizabeth now Sarah I love. the fact that your dolphin is floating. on a sprinkler and has on a bikini I. like the fact that there is blood on the. tennis Rockets oh and uh I don't see the. butt cheeks of the robot but I'll let. that pass and I'm saying that my winner. with the best approximation or best. interpretation of my situation was Karen. the greater horned Dingle I also like.

your mythical Beast name uh and she did. like it's very stylistic and it's got me. approximation to my face up there you. gained some weight in in her PSA but I. it's like I'm got something weighted to. say it's don't pet fan so I gained a. little bit of weight to say it and it's. very violent I mean all of the fingers. are off I think if when art can really. make a difference I think we've. established that I'm an expert in. art yes I've seen the backlash on that. one um I think it art can make a.

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you know you not know what a about a. Rafe do you know what they are it's like. a dance party yeah they use glow sticks. on Halloween night but if you wear a. glow stick around your neck and you're. not 11 trick- or treating you're at a. rave.