What Makes a Manly Man

what makes a manly man a manly man let's. talk about that punk hi I'm Lauren from. the USA Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning this. episode is brought to you by the rlink. store go to R link.com click on store. and you can get this bam Good Mythical. Morning official t-shirt get you be your.

mythical best people thanks for joining. us. today yesterday we released a new video. on our main Channel called epic rap. battle of Manliness we also release in. behind the scenes videos along with that. make sure you check those out if you. haven't but don't do it yet just wait. till the end thanks for sharing those. with everybody as well as sharing this. show you know this show is is important. it's important to invite people to watch. this uh we ask questions we discuss. things we find answers we learn stuff we.

Bond we Bond let's bond today by asking. the question what makes a manly man a. manly man this is a question that we had. to come up with an answer for when we. decided to create the epic rap battle of. Manliness and we said let's. encapsulate masculinity and manliness. into a rap battle and so we were like. well what kind of things should we cover. before we get into what kind of things. we decided to cover and what that. revealed about us MH I will say that. there was some introspection at the.

beginning of this and are we manly. enough to make this video is that what. you're saying well the first thing I. said I was like okay I you got to take. the glasses off when you when during. your performance you've got because more. than seven or eight times in the in the. history of the internet since you have. been wearing those glasses you have been. accused of looking like Thelma from. Scooby-Doo well on she's she's pretty. manly I mean as far as Scooby-Doo. characters go she's one of the most. manly.

she's a pretty manly woman but she is a. woman who wears a turtleneck and a skirt. if I recall correctly yeah yeah I've. never worn a turtleneck and a skirt so. you can't have a man who looks who could. be mistaken as felma to be a manly man. and listen I know I mean I wouldn't call. this you don't you don't you don't hear. me arguing with that way you have more a. lot more of an Adams Apple than I do I. mean I have you know they say the test. of a man is his Adam's Apple but then. again so did thma think about that so. anyway we had to look at ourselves and.

we saw some things lacking but we said. you know what hold on you just talked. about the things that I had lacking I. don't have an Adam's apple that's it. that's all you can say about yourself. that's lacking what about your hairir. prodct your attention to hair Elvis did. paid a lot of attention to his hair so. now you're just being defensive okay. throw me under the bus on that one call. me Thelma and move on but yeah I decided. it to to to play up I put my hair behind. my ears and I wore the glasses and then. I put my hair in front of my ears when I.

took off the glass cuz manly men don't. show their testosterone wings uh as we. talk about this we invite you in the. comments to also share your theories on. what makes manly men manly and if you're. not into the whole manly thing just take. the whole video as a skewering of the. stereotypes that are pretty ridiculous. about what it means to be a man right. because we are entering an era in. western civilization of the what I like. to call the androgynous era and that is. when men are looking more like women and.

women are looking more like men we're. not going to comment on that I think. we've already been commenting about it. via Scooby-Doo for a while and we may be. part of that but this this U epic rap. battle in manliness was just putting our. manly foot down and saying we're going. to be men for at least one video now. I've and and there it was it's happened. so I've always said from from the time I. was a Youngster I've always said the. difference between a man and a woman is. the direction you look when you see. roadkill don't my when I.

do you like to stare at road kill. definitely I look at it as I'm passing. by and then what kind of animal is that. who look at that one oh whoa whoa I see. the stomach. contents yeah that's I don't I hate to. look at rill I wonder how long that's. been out here but I can't I can't I can. do nothing but look at Rog kill but I. think the idea of what makes a man for a. lot of people including me I think comes. from your father most people have. fathers some of them are more present. than others but it just the idea of mess.

is probably first generated I think it's. fair to say in in your father now my dad. we'll throw a picture up there on the. screen my dad is first of all you got to. notice the resemblance he looks exactly. in fact I don't think that is your dad I. think that is you and you just went to. like you took a picture with hipstr or. just made up of hipstr yeah hipstamatic. or Instagram it's a new app so first of. all manliness to me means a huge. mustache and uh but besides that my dad. is a very hairy guy like a lot hairier.

than you we went to the beach a few. months ago and of course he goes to. Myrtle Beach because that's where men go. they go to Myrtle Beach dang it he takes. his shirt off and like there's just hair. like just hair I remember remember we. went white waterer rafting with your dad. and he and he like took his jacket off. and I was like take your jacket off he's. like I already took my jacket off I mean. it was like I mean fur coat it's like a. take your sweater off Charles but I mean. he's that man has a lot of hair you. don't have nearly the amount of hair he. does and he can Barefoot Ski now you.

added that as a lyric to the song my dad. used to talk about Barefoot skiing. because I think of my dad if you don't. know it is possible about as manly as a. man can get and the thing I remember. from my childhood about my well it's. they still exist my dad has huge Cales. my dad does too big old calves I mean my. dad's short he's 5'9 but the man has the. Cales of like a a 6' s lineman in the. NFL I mean the the I there's so much.

muscle con I didn't inherit those as a. man so what we're concluding is that all. of. your uh hair should be concentrated on. your upper lip and all of your muscles. should be concentrated in your calf area. yeah uh one of the things that we talked. about uh we thought we needed to touch. on grilling well I got the know to. properly Grill every of a cow and when I. taste a veggie patty just spit it out. I'll break your face with a plate if you. want it well done and specifically. charcoal grilling because I made I.

converted to a charcoal only guy about 2. 3 years ago I don't believe in grilling. with gas anymore and I I'm a purist at. this point I'm a little I I you could. say that uh I'm kind of obnoxious about. it but you recently have made the. conversion yourself at least well you. have a charcoal grill now because we had. five of them for the video and you took. one of them home I took one of them home. and you like more of a man I it was a. right of passage to become a man if if. you want to feel like total man just get. a bunch of charcoal fire it up and just.

see the just feel the heat come from it. and know that you are taming it and then. preparing something to consume over top. of it it's just I'm getting chills just. thinking about it hair hair is growing. on my body just thinking about I you. should get waves of heat just thinking. about it I I'm getting heat flashes just. thinking about it I'm like a woman going. through menopause that's how manly I am. right now yeah it's just not some knob I. mean anybody can turn a knob you know.

but a man has to think about set. something on fire put the charcoal in a. chimney and light it on fire and you. have to control the heat with the vents. you can't just turn it down you're like. oh I got to close a vent that's a manly. thing the other thing we touched on was. uh working on your own car when my car. breaks down I don't call a mechanic I. just open the hood and then I stare at. it and then I call a mechanic but I. won't be cheated he's not going to talk. me in.

know this lyric is very true to our. personal lives because there was a phase. that we both went through a few years. ago where we were like we need to work. we need to fix our own cars because. we're men and men without money fix. their own cars or just men fix their own. cars but we were kind of desperate I. don't think we were looking to be men I. I all I know is that there was a big nut. that I took off of somewhere and then I. dropped it down into the engine and. that's not good I couldn't fish it out.

you never found it I never found it I. just put the cap back on and just kept. driving and hoped that it settled to the. bottom and didn't like cling around what. end up happening nothing nothing that's. how manly I am I didn't fix the problem. I could drop a nut in the car and. nothing happens I on the other hand I. had a 96 Dodge Intrepid we've talked. about this car on the show before look. like a spaceship and um I needed to. change the water pump which involved. doesn't sound easy taking the timing. belt off and I had to get special tools. from like Auto own and long story short.

you got the hannes manual which gives. you step by steps instructions but you. have to be good you just the. instructions are I total the car I mean. let's just to the chase I ended up I. worked on the car for a month it stayed. in the driveway worked on it for a month. and then after week three I was. completely lost I didn't know what I had. done I didn't know what parts went where. I just called that number you call when. you want to give your car to a charity. and they come and pull it away I just. did that you don't give total car to. charity you do no the whole point of the.

thing is you give your car in whatever. state it's in they can use it for parts. you just give it to them they take it. and you get a tax credit really that's. manly getting a tax credit knowing what. you can get tax credits for I I think. makes you manly and then it the other. stereotypical thing and I think this can. be the last one you can tell us more in. the comments it's just sense of. direction. GPS and the fact that can you tell me. which Way North is right now.

uh I was going to say this way I just I. mean I don't know I just just pointed I. didn't even think about just I feel like. your hand is man in me pointed that way. I use a GPS I like it it's technology. I'm a man when you live in Los Angeles. you need a GPS but I have noticed I've. done something when I think that I know. where I'm going when I think that now I. can get there on my own I cut the GPS. off like you're like halfway there. halfway there I'm like you I think I got. this and I cut it off because I want to. know that I figured it out on my own I.

do that regularly now I'd say 70% of the. time I'm like I got to cut it back. on that's and wait for it to reload that. negates all manliness well but the 30%. of the time that I get there on my own. after getting lost a for a little bit. that makes me a man I also built a shelf. recently yeah I saw that on Twitter yeah. I tweeted that out I built that and I. didn't total anything and it wasn't a. kit I did follow instructions did you. secure it to the wall I did it is the. only thing in my house that is. earthquake proof other than.

me. good we keep almost I'm sorry guys what. can we. do we need probably it's not even. probably going to be that great when we. land on let's make the red and the blue. and the black three times as big okay. we'll add another one what does that say. negate each other no I don't think we. should negate each other no I I I think. we should but this has been a great. episode people no I I think that this. episode was below average at best and I. don't even know why you're watching it.

and I think it I think it was bad and. you know what it's the uh the the. temperature in here is I got to say. Jason you need to perfect you know you. whatever you're doing you need to Tinker. with that with the. temperature thing there don't change it. you know what your shirt is great awes. it is the greatest shirt in the world we. accidentally agreed because we want to. sell these I Am My Own Boss my middle. name is I don't even know what it feels. like s with my legs crossed I've never.

been shopping I don't remove pizza. topping.