Wedding Fail: News Musicals

a man calls in a bomb threat to his own. wedding let's sing about. [Music]. that good mythical morning okay we have. found a news article that is perfect to. turn into a musical that's right it's. time for another mussical here is the. situation Neil. McArdle called the Liverpool police is. that how they they po police is not what.

they say in England I think they say. police I think they say poby I don't. know I don't know um he called the. police from a phone booth on his wedding. day and issued a bomb threat that's. strategic for the venue so then they. Evacuate the venue of his wedding and. the bride is out in the parking lot in. her wedding gown Total Wreck her name is. Amy Williams shout out to to Amy I know.

you're watching Amy Amy and Neil um were. going to get married and and and it fell. apart at that point he was arrested for. the bomb threat they knew it was him. they put him in prison why did he make. this bomb threat because he was in. charge of booking the venue forgot to do. it and then the morning off it's like oh. crap I've got what am I going to do and. this is what he chooses to do this is. why I took no responsibility for any of. the details of my own wedding oh because.

I mean if I had forgotten to book the. church that's a big one I mean there's a. possibility I would have called it a. bomb threat no I would have been like. baby I hate to say this and I don't know. how it has come down to this but we got. to get married somewhere else like. outside like let's just do it outside. let's do it in a field let's find a. vacant field there are so many other. solutions to this problem than calling. in a bomb. threat and what what what happened to. this but there's well you went to prison. for how long um.

I think it was three one year yeah a. judge sentenced him to 12 months in jail. this is what the judge said quote she he. this is the judge sentencing him she was. getting ready expecting you were going. to become a man and you were going to. become man and wife at a very solemn. public event but you knew that was not. going to take place you did not say we. need to talk instead you tried to weasel. your way out by creating a bomb hes so. the wedding would not take place Neil. and Amy are still together well that's.

love man you know she knew Neil was an. idiot already that's the thing there A. lot of times people are like you know. how come this woman doesn't get rid of. this man he's such an idiot what he you. think this is the first stupid thing. Neil's done he's not he's not an idiotic. guy he's just a guy that's what you're. saying yeah all guys are now think oh. this this could be me I'm learning from. this you need to find a woman who will. love you through a bomb threat that's. the the moral of the story is you got to. find your Amy out there who no matter. what you do even if you calling a bomb.

threat to the venue of your wedding on. the day of your wedding she'll still. love you through the one- year prison. that you're going to be in you know what. you should put that in your wedding vows. you know some people they write their. own wedding vows you should put like if. if I do something really stupid like in. instigate a bomb hoax associated with. something that is special what they call. it in England it's not a bomb threat. it's a bomb. hoax yeah so I I I wrote my own Wedding. Bells I did too I wish I would have I. regret it every really what no no no no.

I don't I because I was young and the. things that I said were very truthful. but I sounded I was it was so over the. toop and sappy and like very much like a. 22-year-old's idea of what marriage was. going to be and now as a 36y old most. people just read I'm like I should have. done the classic vows you know it just. do the classic vows that whatever okay. well we wrote Our Own vows and did the. classic vows but let's let's do a. mussical here it's it's it may have been.

a year since we did our first uh musical. yeah so here's how the musical works you. don't think it's been a year no well. it's been a long time it's been a while. it's been too long here's how a musical. works okay we've just told you this. story we are now going to reenact this. entire story as a two-man musical we've. got some music that will be playing. underneath us and uh this has not been. written let let me stress this this is. not been written ahead of time this will. be written now in the moment of the. musical about the time that Neil Con in. AB bomb threat for Neil and Amy's.

wedding and I'm going to be Neil and. you're going to be everybody. else yeah which is pretty much just Amy. and I I guess a u a police officer so is. the music. ready. [Music]. go well it's our wedding. day and you look look so.

beautiful my heart is full of love for. you my. hotness wife to. be I can't. wait for life with you I am so excited. to spend my life with you my man can't. wait to be your brother ride and I'm.

especially. excited about this wonderful. venue that you book so far in. advance uh hold on a second I need to. make a phone. call what am I going to do I've got to. fix this problem I'm going to dial a. bomb hoax into the police do do do do.

I'm dialing the number it's. ringing what is that. sound it's so oh it's my phone it rings. all the time hello. hello hello what's up this is the is you. in a bomb threat you're is you in a what. threat bomb threat a what threat bomb. threat are you sure this is not just a. bomb Hox no it's a bomb threat because I.

didn't forget to book a venue it's just. that there's going to be a bomb there. and everyone. needs yeah everybody's getting out of. the building because of my plan is. working I'm totally going to say face. going to say face going to sa face. with it's everybody doing why is every. rbody leaving my.

has nothing to do with me I didn't. forget to book the Vue it's just a bom. we're going to be. safe. woo hey are you that guy Neil the one. that called in the bomb threat you're. under. arrest 3 months later Amy visits. Neil in. prison I can't wait to spend this year.

apart from you so we can grow so far I. cannot hear you you need to talk in the. F I'm so excited to spend this year. looking at you but not touching you. ever it's so much tension cuz I love is. so strong I'm so glad the past is behind. us will you love me through the glass.

ofas I'm going to love you through this. glass I'm going to Love You Through the. Glass I'm going to love you through this. glass like it's not even there in fact. I'm going to kiss you through this. glass right here you can kiss me kiss. me oh it was a little it was a little. different than I expected it to be oh.

goodness we should do this every. week I don't know what to say at this. point all right. okay right. wow my eyes are like. watering oh my geez well there you there. you go uh the what happened the um that. was a story of Neil and Amy and uh how. they loved each other through the glass. in fact I want to make an announcement.

right now that's the play that we're. going to start writing right now it's. going to be a big Broadway hit it's. called loving through the glass it's. about a man and a woman spending a year. apart and only having uh conjugal visits. and just glass. interactions you know what time it is hi. we're the Drake family from New Zealand. it's time to spin the wheel of. mythicality all right make sure you. check out the earbiscuits podcast if you. haven't it's an audio only experience. just for your ears why why was it so.

easy for you to recover from that. because that was traumatic for me. because I know how to embody a character. like Amy oh okay you just look so little. like Amy R and Link dine and dash dine. and dash this is when you eat and then. you skip out oh really and so we're like. done with our meal our little date I'm. finally out of prison Amy this is our. first meal together oh this is so I just. love eating uh uh cookies with biscuits. with you which means cookies well if we. leave right now.

we this is a great we don't have to this. this is a great Biscuit restaurant is it. Okay listen here comes the waiter let's. get out of here oh the bobes are going. to catch. us the first people on the tape are you. and Christie you're both talking like. this you're like R man 12 years ago. congratulations man now you're like me. you're like you're married too.