We Tried EVERY Red Food

We're eating every red food. Let's talk about that. [Funky intro music]. Good Mythical Morning. And welcome to the final. episode of Season 27. What? Wow, we have accomplished so much this season. We treated our bodies to every kind of massage. Yes, but we also tortured our bodies with ice. baths and spicy foods.

And don't forget that we reopened the portal. to alternate universes. I spilled my urine all over you. Stevie is still running from that incident running into. Emily who knocked her urine onto herself, I believe. Yep, yep, yep. It was fun. And, and do you still know what I'm thinking right now? The bird lady from home alone, two can get it. Yes, she still can. All that to say I almost didn't know. Yeah. Minute. It took me me a second.

You're known for that now. Yeah. Yeah. Not only has it been a great season, but we're. also gearing up for an incredible new season of. Good Mythical Summer. Yes. Beginning the week after next. But we'll still be here next week though. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. We got some special stuff to tide you over. We got brand new marathons and more, but now. Reflecting on the end of the season brings up a. lot of feelings for me. Shock, excitement, the feeling of 16 different. types of spam on my tongue. Oh, yes. But mostly when I think about the season ending, it has me singing red.

Not because you're angry, because we're about. to eat every red food. Right? Both. It's time for Getting Colorful, Red Edition. Okay, boys. Today you'll try 34 different red foods and just to. keep you on your toes. We're sticking to foods that are artificially red, no. fruits, no vegetables, nothing found in nature, just red. Okay? You'll get food. No actual tomatoes. No well, uh,. Because I got nervous. Uh, yeah, I mean, well,.

You gave me this visual aid. Do you, are, are you gonna perform better under. nerves or without them? I usually perform better when I have to pee. Yeah. Okay. Maybe there will be tomatoes. I don't know. Maybe I need to pee. Um, and then of course, you're gonna score each, uh, on a scale of one to 100, based on your gut reactions. to determine the best. Yes. Well, you know, I'm really excited about my scoring aid. Oh, you don't know how to use it.

Don't do that. I'm excited about to do that. My, you don't know what that is. You don't know. Well, it's two fingers. You don't know what that is. You don't know. It could be, it could be a, a a a a, penis and testicles. It doesn't have to, it doesn't have to be a middle finger. It could be anything. It could be a cactus. Okay. In case you need a palate cleanser, we have some. delicious red water for you to sip on. Oh. Look at that. You would just think it was regular water until you. see that it's red water. Hmm. Okay. Are you ready?

Yes. Our first category is snacks, starting with Flaming. Hot Cool Ranch Doritos. Oh, I love these. Flaming Hot cool ranch? We've had these. They're great. Don't you tell me what they are. They made it really far in our Dorito thing. They won. They won the Flaming Hot snack. They won the best flaming hot. When you haven't had any flaming hot. It does come out strong.

Yeah. And it makes him sneeze. Bless you. That's good. That's what your sneeze is like. It is like the shrouded turn. Hey my boy shroud turn joke. I love it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I need you to come around in season 27. Give me a shroud of turn joke. Uh, 77. Uh, I love those, 90. Tapotio Doritos.

Oh, these are good. These won the Doritos thing. Tapotio is more mild. Hmm. Great flavor. Hmm? I keep it on hand. Don't like it as much though. I do love it though. 82. 70. Flamas Doritos. Ah Flamas. Okay. Little lime. Too much lime. Too little time for too much Lime.

52. Um, 74. Buffalo Cheetos. Buffalo Cheetos. Not as red as the other stuff. It tastes buttery. Tastes like a buffalo wing. I don't know how I like that butter though. I don't know if I like it as much. I don't need these in my life. 41. 55. French burnt peanuts.

What? That's a thing. Oh, these things. Those things. They're like, they're called French burp peanuts. Hmm. Well that's weird. I don't even know what's happening. The really don't on the inside. Can I see another one? I think that it's a boiled peanut. They're so red, so it's like candy, but nutty. Hmm. It's getting better. Yeah, it's pretty good.

I'll give it even 70. I would give it a 75, but it sticks in my teeth in. a way to bring it down. Demerit. 69. Um, is this all flavored? I mean, colored with red 40? Red 40? What's that gonna do to us? It's gonna make us, I think like it makes us hyper. Like if you give red 40 to kids, we had to stop giving it. to Shepherd because he would just bounce off of the walls. You were, what were you, you were injecting. them with red 40? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every morning we, he had had IV bag and we were like,

we can't do that anymore. We can't intravenously administer red 40. to our son anymore. Boston Baked beans. Oh, I heard about these. What? Oh, is there a bean in there? Or just a fake candy because the other one had. a real peanut in there. This is a weird candy. Is there a bean? Um, no, it's not a real bean.

It's just a candy. Well, the flavor is bean flavored. Sugar. No, just sugary. So what? It just looks like a bean. Yeah, you figured it out. Now I've cracked the case. Have you ever injected these into your children? No. Okay. I think you just implant them under the skin. Subdermal Subdermal. Sub subdermal bean subdermal. Yeah. Um, I think I could never--. Do you have to take those out too? I could never again eat these and I would be happy. That's a shame because you're a bean person.

Yeah, just cause it's shaped--. No loyalty? Shaped like a bean doesn't, I mean, I'll give it two extra points. 22. Yeah. 20. I agree. Strawberry fruit Rollup. Oh, oh, this is, these are. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm gonna be a good boy. That's a lot of sugar, Link. I don't want that part.

Hmm. Now they got the red down. So red, it's so red. I mean, bono Maven like wrap a iPod with it. What Is that what Bono did? Yeah. He wrapped all the iPods with red coloring with, yeah. Remember those days back in the day I had one. 'cause it was cheaper? No, 'cause it was a, it was a global cause. And what was that cause? Africa.

Was it though? Yeah, I didn't, it was a good, it was a good cause. The red thing. It was a good cause. I love a fruit rollup. Not my favorite color. Um, 79. I, I like gummies more than sticky roll-ups, so I'm. gonna give it a, a, a 70. I will say I am team sticky. You're team gummies. It's interesting 'cause you don't like things. that's sticking your teeth, but those are worse. for that, which I don't mind that, but I like it. I like the bounce of--. But I like it! Strawberry gushers.

Oh! So what you're saying is that your. philosophy's inconsistent. Gusher also sticks your teeth. Because they're a little slimy. Gusher are great. They're more gummy like. This is not the best flavor though. And they have a liquid center. I gotta say. What's your favorite flavor, the blue one? Gusher is not as good as they used to be, man. No, you've just changed. Your mouth has changed. 63. 77. Strawberry jello.

Oh, just outta your hand. I am not one of those people that's afraid of it. I'll just slurp it up. Oh, choke myself. If you get jello in the lung, what happens? I don't think anything. Just keep breathing on it. I think as long as you fill up the you, you fill it up. You can't have a little bit, you gotta go full. That was good. Just a little taste of it. I mean, gimme another one. I might feel like I'm in the hospital, but I don't know. I'm enamored by it for some reason.

You're enamored by jello? I'm tasting jello for the first time. I'm tempted to go all the way to 70 for this, and I am. And I am, I am. I'm going to 60. Cherry Popsicle. Well, you gonna, you get a bite, go molar. Go molar bite. Molar bite. Thank you. I'm just gonna suck the in, do a quick molar bite and. then back off real quick. Yeah. I guarantee you, I'm gonna teach you how to bite up. I'm gonna suck the in until it turns white.

Hold it. Hey. Yo. Just, but I can show you how to bite it with a way. that, yeah, that's right. What did you do? She was trying to stab you. KG. That was bad. That's what you deserve, man. That was bad. We're not just biting it. That was bad. Hold on. Would you like to get a mold of it? Would you like to get a mold of it? Mama? Okay. All right. Good. Stand up. This is what Jello on links lap looks like.

Look at that. It's not what you thought was, Stevie. Alright, moving on. You didn't give this score. Cherry Popsicle. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, 5. 58. Raspberry Hostess zingers. Oh, a zinger. What is this? I would never in my normal life elect to eat this, so it's so. mushy. It's. It is inconsequential. Coconut.

53. 5. That concludes the snacks category. The next category is candy, starting with cherry punch. Sweet tarts Ropes. Oh, sweet tarts, rope. These are so good. They punched the cherry rope bird. I like the berry one. Hmm. I'm probably had so much trouble with that. It's got whiteness in the middle. Hmm. 89. I love the floppy chewiness of it.

83. Strawberry Sour Punch Bites. Okay. Nothing in the middle of these. Hmm. Not that sour. Kind of tastes like a little bit of a Twizzler. 57. Uh, 60. Cherry Jolly Rancher. Oh.

Never my go-to, 31. I think it's a really good Jolly Rancher, but it's. a Jolly Rancher so it can't get above 55. Red Vines. I don't know how these things continue to be made. People are purchasing them. I will say 11. I'll say as a black licorice lover, I'm not a huge. fan of the red licorice 'cause it's not licorice.

and it tastes like candle wax for the most part. Yeah. Um, lemme do that one at 45. What? Strawberry Twizzlers. These are better. These are better. 12. 61. Come on. Swedish Fish. Oh. Oh. Is this your weakness dude? Gimme a palate 'clen'. And why do you love these? Because it's gummy and so specific.

What is the flavor? Red. 39. Gummies have advanced from this point. I still really like it though. 79. Cherry Starburst. Hmm. It's got that type of cherry that is in like Cherry Cola. Mm-hmm. 28 for me.

61. Hot tamales. Been around forever. It's a cinnamon hot. Mm-hmm. 49. 53. Strawberry Skittles. Hmm. Strawberry Skittles. Ugh. Tastes like a bath bomb.

Yeah. Ooh. It really does taste like something's wrong with it. Eight. 40, 45. Cherry Lifesavers. Oh yeah. Gummy. No. Nope. You should have warned me. I bit a little too hard. Not bad. I'm not hard. How do all these companies keep making. these type of snacks? Because there's enough people out there that like 'em. People like hard candy.

I don't like hard candy. 30. 17. Haribo Happy cherries. Oh, this is a special moment. Woo. I love these. They're so realistic. It's like truck nuts. These are great. Ooh, these are, oh really? Mm-hmm. Yep. I seen negative. Look at that one. Oh, wow. That's cool, man. That where the nuts work.

Oh, I wanted to see you again. Later you can watch, um, later you can watch. These are great at a candy shop. When you get, when you go scoop, you scoop 'em. I like the, the way that they're attached. It's a good flavor. It's a, it's not a ch like a really like. weird cherry flavor. You're right. And, uh, the refreshing and a nice gummy shape. Gee. 81. 78. Red Hots.

Hmm. Hmm. Oh, oh. Red hard, not great. What face am I making 30? Uh, I'll give it a 35. My trash can's turning big and red. Cherry tootsie pop. Hmm hmm. A one.

You think I can get to the middle faster? I think I can break it. Oh, it's dent, It is denting the wood. I do it on my score sheet. Score sheet. My court sheet. Hold on. Let's check and see if it's doing. Yeah, it's denting. Hm, it's denting. What else can we hit? What else can we hit? No, no, no. I don't think you can break 'em. It's not hitting anything.

Yeah. 17. Uh, 23. Cherry jelly belly jelly beans. Okay, we get it. Cherry jelly bean. I'm anti jelly bean.

Sorry. I mean, I'm not pro jelly people, but I don't, I don't. Well then you're anti, I don't make a, I just don't. make a practice of being anti things unless I'm like. Morally opposed to it. Um, 51. 19. Cherry airheads. That's a good taste. It's very red.

You gotta work for it. 67. 61. Red cherry ring pop. Oh, oh yeah. You gonna use this if you wanna do that. I like this. It's extra 'cause it's fashion. I'm giving it extra points for that.

It's a good flavor, actually. 68. Hmm. I think it's, come on now. Rate it 70. That concludes the candy category. Oh God. Oh God. Ignore what happened. Keep going. Ignore. Ignore. The next category, category is red velvet, starting with. classic red velvet cake. Oh, I love a red velvet cake. Hmm. It's moist.

It's chocolate. I taste a little fish on it. No you don't. Um, is it fishy? Nope. It needs the cream cheese and you just gave me the cake. But when paired with cream cheese, which it. is not, it would be 100. I taste fish. Why do I taste fish? Right? Because something's wrong with your, your mouth. or your brain are both. Um, let me see. Uh, because it's chocolate, but it's red. 79.

I'm gonna take fish out of it. 70. You took fish out of it. Red velvet chips a hoy. Oh, that's a thing. What? Hmm? It's got a, well, it's a softer cookie. I wanted to like it with like cream, cheese, chips, chips. It sounds like a great idea. It doesn't really come together in the way. that I wanted it to. 48 4 D Oreo red velvet. Safe to eat. Pillsbury Cookie Dough.

You sure it's safe to eat. Safe to eat, huh? That is so pillowy soft. It is very pillowy soft. That's a thing you can just get from Oreo. I'm anti safe to eat cookie dough. I want to be on the edge, but it tastes good. It does taste good, man. 81. 85. Red velvet Reese's Cups Mini. What? Really? No, you didn't.

Cook out the peanut butter. I think this is mostly just a, a visual thing. Yep. So I feel lied to. Tastes good. I'm not tasting anything. I go a 62. I'm disqualifying it zero. We got a DQ from Link. Red velvet cookie dough bites Cookie dough bite. But red velvet is a cake. It's not cookie until now, I don't like the taste of.

these something weird's happening that's bringing. the score down over time. And if I don't give it now, it's gonna keep getting worse. 33. 44. Arctic Farms, freeze dried ice cream, red velvet cake flavor. What? Oh, like if you like eating pieces of. chalk, you love this. It's definitely an interesting texture. And then you feel like an astronaut by the time.

you're done with it. The taste is good. It's a mild chocolate. Yeah, you can almost taste the redness. Taste like NASA ice cream. Um. 77. Oh my God. I was thinking 77. What's that? At 77. That concludes the red velvet category. You've now tasted every artificially colored. Your overall top three red foods in no particular order. are Oreo Red velvet, safe to Eat, Pillsbury Cookie Dough,

cherry Punch, sweet Tarts, ropes and Flaming Hot Cool. Ranch Doritos. Of course. Okay, so two sweet one Savory. These chips are just so good, but I will say. Seeing them up here. So I am, it's not as red as, as, as this. candy is is more orange. Yep. Not red enough.

Well make it third place then. There's only one. We're only picking one. Oh oh. That's far. I've got just one. Oh, this makes it so much harder. And now with these, these are just magical, but this. is not my favorite flavor. You know, you can bite in the middle and make two. Mm-hmm. Look. Ooh, so good. So tart, but not my favorite rope. What's your favorite rope? I think there's a, like, there's a berry. version of this.

There's a rainbow too. There's a twisted rainbow. They do, they do good work there. Now, these, we were clearly excited about, oh, look at that. Now that I get better, look at that. It's very moist. It's, it's shiny, it's safe, perfectly safe to eat. Dang. That's good. It's not quite as red though. It's a very deep red. It is almost, almost purple. But it does. say red velvet on it. Mm-hmm.

Safe to eat raw. Hmm. Ah. What's the hesitation? It's not red enough. I just want to be right. I wanna do the people a service, but this. is super special. You flipped out over it, man. It's so good. Super duper special. And you can actually still make it into cookies. You don't have to just eat it. Okay, we're doing it. It just really wants to go right there on the red strike. That means the Oreo red velvet safe to eat. Pillsbury cookie Dough is going on.

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