We Tried EVERY Monster Energy Drink Flavor

- We're ready to crush over 30 flavors. of Monster Energy drink. - Let's talk about that. (cheerful music). (Link yawns). Good Mythical Morning. - Oh, no no no no, we can't let that happen. You see what I did to that can? - I need a bunch of Monster Energy drink in my system. - Yeah, you're gonna have well over 300 milligrams. of caffeine in your system after this. Okay, now on this show, Good Mythical Morning,

we've discovered that Monster Energy. can really take your chaos factor. and turn it up to 100. - Yeah, not only that, but it also activates some weird and aggressive tendencies. - Ngh, yeah! - That was easy, man. - [Stevie] Oh my god. - I went to the zoo, and I saw. poop, taking a poop! - Oh! - Aagh! - Do you remember any of that? I don't remember any of that. That was like watching.

a stranger. - Fugue state. - Okay. In that time, we drank as much Monster as possible, but this time we're gonna be tasting. every single Monster Energy drink flavor. all in the name of discovering the very best. - I'm definitely still a little nervous. about what this is gonna do to us. - Well there's only one way to find out. It's time for Gut Check, Monster Energy Edition. - It turns out that there are over 50 different kinds. of Monster Energy drink, and we'd love to get through 'em all, but we ain't got the time. or honestly the heart capacity for that,

so we've narrowed it down to the 33 most standout flavors, and hey, we can do a part two in the future. if this pans out, if we survive it. - Okay, you know how this works, we're gonna taste and rank. each Monster on a scale of one to 100. based on our gut reactions, the scores are then added up to give us the top four, and then we try those top four one more time. to officially decide which one will be named. Monster Mike, which you'll understand in a little bit. - And since my last scoring aid was a little too difficult,

they decided to give me one easy enough. that a caveman could understand it. And, in the very literal sense. - You get it? You feel comfortable? - [Link] Zero's "Ugh.". "Ugh?". "Uh.". "Eh.". "Ah!". - So it just gets higher? - And yeah, the number. Okay. I'm ready. Thank you. - Let's do it! - [Stevie] Gentlemen, you'll be consuming many a caffeinated drink today, so today's palate cleanser is simply ice water.

to help flush some of that caffeine and sugar. out of your system. The first category is classic flavors. - Classic. - Classic. - [Stevie] And are you ready to begin? - Yeah, I don't know how I feel about. energy drink in general, but, okay. - [Stevie] Well buckle up, 'cause we're beginning. with regular old Monster Energy. (Link slurps). - Yeah, really toss it back. - Wow.

You know what, that's not bad, it's a tarty, nice... - It's tardy. - It's not late, it's... 70. Tart. - It's right on time. You know, yeah, I mean I think that it is not horrible, not great, 68. - Come on! Oh, okay. - [Stevie] Lo-Carb. - 'Kay. (Link slurps). They're compensating for something a little chemically, 49. - 43. - [Stevie] Zero Sugar.

- Okay. - It's a Lo-Carb to Zero Sug. (slurps). - How do you make so much noise? I don't even understand how you do it. - Okay, I'll stop. - I mean, I don't even understand it. I couldn't if I tried. - It helps me taste it, 'cause it oxygenates it like wine. - This is definitively bad, 37. - I think it's the same as Lo-Carb, 43. - [Stevie] Import. - What? - [Link] What does that mean?

- Imported from where? France? - It's literally just called "Import"? - [Stevie] Yeah. - Is it imported? - Foreign Monster! - I kinda like it, maybe I'm just falling for the marketing. 72. - I give it a 65. - [Stevie] And that concludes the classic flavors category. Now we're onto the juice category, where all flavors are infused with fruit juice. - You feeling anything? - It's a little sloshy, already. - [Stevie] First up, the passion fruit, guava, and orange flavored.

Pipeline Punch. - Pipeline? - Mm. - Oh, oh, Daddy like that. Oh, man, with the grapefruit in there? Oh. - Wow. - Hey, 88! 88! - Dang! Dang! Dang! 88, yeah! - What? No! - Daddy like, also. You've got two dads. - Wow. Okay. It was that easy. - [Stevie] Mango Loco. - Oh, okay. - [Link] Oh, getting a little crazy?

- I don't know if it's better or worse. - Daddy not quite like as much. 78. - No, I'm going 87, it's still really good. - [Stevie] Pacific Punch. - Mm. - Okay. - That tastes like classic red fruit punch. Which I'm not not a fan of, but not really, 64. - It's got a little bite to it. I'm gonna give it a 49. - Oh. You don't like it. - [Stevie] Khaotic.

- Chaotic. Bring it. - It's not bad. - It's a little like Sunkisty. - 72. - Yeah, that's pretty good. I'll give it a 69. - Heh heh. (crew chuckles). - [Stevie] Papillon. - Papillon, like a butterfly? - [Rhett] That's a type of dog, right? - [Stevie] Both, yeah. - It's rounded out, it's got a softness of a mango with a...

sweetness of a, what is that? - That's a solid 80. I don't know. I like it. - 64. - [Stevie] And that wraps up the juice category. - 80. - Oh. - [Stevie] If you need a palate cleanser, please go ahead and do that now. - Yes. It's not hitting me yet. - [Stevie] Well buckle up for the Java category, 'cause that's what we're moving onto now, which means all flavors are infused with coffee, beginning with Mean Bean. - Main Bean?

- [Stevie] Mean Bean, not Main Bean. - Obstruct the main bean! - That's not bad, but there's something a little bit off about it. 57. - Yeah, 45. - [Stevie] Loca Moca. - Okay. - It's not much different. I mean they both just taste like sweet coffee. I can't taste a lot of chocolate. - That one got a little bit sweeter for me, it made it better. - 47. - 63.

- [Stevie] Irish Blend. - Ah, okay. - Oh. Is it lucky? - It's got a little of that Baileys taste to it. - Non-alcoholic. It's a little disappointing. Kinda makes me want it to be alcoholic. - 56. - Yeah, so, I'm actually going for 39, for that reason. - [Stevie] Kona Blend. - Kona? - Kona. Kona the Barbarian? - It tastes just like the first ones. - The difference is like...

- Like, they're selling the same thing over and over again. 64, I don't know what I gave it last time. - 38. - [Stevie] Vanilla Light. - Oh, just Vanilla Light? - It's what Vanilla Ice named his son. - Instead of Junior? - Yeah. - This is a little fakey, too. 42. - It's a little creamy, I kinda like it more. 47. - [Stevie] Salted Caramel. - Okay, this sounds good. Promising. Oh, don't swish.

- Oh, you can hear that, too? - Yes! (crew laughs). And so can they! - What about my thoughts? Because... - Eh, not today. - Who knew we could be so successful. eating so much. when I do so many annoying eating things. - We've turned a lot of people away. - Yeah, imagine how successful we could be! - Yeah, we'd have 35. million subscribers. - If I was just quiet. when I chewed and swished and swallowed. - I kinda like this one, 73. That might be my favorite coffee one yet.

- Fifty senine. 59. - "Fifty senine.". - [Stevie] Swiss Chocolate. - Oh, Swiss. Yeah. Nice and neutral. - Have you been swishing the whole time? - I swished silently that time. Did you hear it? - I just saw your cheeks moving in my periphery. - Yeah, I was trying to, yeah, exactly, see? That's bad. That tastes like bad coffee. That's so bad. 21. - It has a weirdness. 31.

- [Stevie] And of course the one I've been waiting for, ever since I saw it on my list, Farmer's Oats. - Oh! - Oh. What? (crew laughs). - It's got a cinnamonnenny thing happening in it. Can you say cinnamonnenny? It has a little horchata, horchata. - It's like, farmer balls? - Is it farmer's balls? I don't really like it. - It's like oat milk. - 53. - It's very mild. 50. - [Stevie] Java Monster 300 Mocha!

- Oh, wow. Stevie with the voice. - Now we're getting into. monster truck. Ooh, ooh. - It feels like... It kinda tastes like river water. - Ew, I thought it was gonna be... - It tastes like it's gonna be good, I don't know, I think this is just river water. - 20. - I'm going to 19. - [Stevie] Java Monster 300 French Vanilla. - Oh, nice. - [Link] All right. - This tastes like river water. that's got a little vanilla in it. - Yeah. - 22. - 23.

- [Stevie] And that concludes the Java category. - How you feeling now, man? I'm starting to feel it! Ah! - I'm starting to, I'm starting to, I'm starting to, I'm starting to, I'm starting to. - [Stevie] Okay, the next category is Hydro, and these energy water drinks. feature electrolytes and vitamins for advanced hydration. - Energy water drinks? - I'm gonna break something! - [Stevie] Energy water drinks. - Do you have anything to break? - Here, my finger, break my finger.

If you can catch it. - Hoho! You're going fishing with Granddad? Catch the finger, lemme catch the finger with Granddad. Oho! 'Cause you gotta do it with one hand. - You gotta catch just a pinky, but then you can break it. (both laugh). - Ohohoho, wow. (Stevie laughs). Okay. - [Stevie] Catch the pinky with Granddad.

sounds inappropriate. Okay, first up. - Catch the pinky with Granddad. - [Stevie] Watermelon. - Hydro Water Watermelon. (Link slurps). - Man, that tastes like somebody left a watermelon. at the family reunion, and it like, puddled. - Eh, 33. It's not that, I mean, I don't like watermelon. - You like left it out in the sun and it puddled? - No, I think she's saying I rated it high.

- [Stevie] Oh, no no, I thought you said. "Somebody at the family reunion. licked a watermelon and puddled.". And I didn't know what that meant. - 17, that's my score. - [Stevie] And I missed Link's. - 33. - [Stevie] Ah, yes. Zero Sugar. - Oy. (Link slurps). One. - Yeah, what is that? - I mean, that... is like an aquarium. - 11.

- Straight from an aquarium. - 11. - [Stevie] Blue Ice. - Oh, yeah. That's Vanilla Ice's daughter. - So it's like, these are like Gatorades. - It's like Blue Ivy, you know. You know, that's copyrighted. - 63. - You can't name your daughter Blue Ivy. - I didn't want to. - You like that? I didn't like that. 43. - Nah, I was okay with it. - Richard Petty. - [Stevie] Purple Passion. - It's got a little of that fake grape flavor.

Which I kinda like. I'm going back up to 74. - The aftertaste, man. Forty... what goes with four? - Any number between. zero and nine. - 47. - [Stevie] Tropical Thunder. - Okay. - Okay. I've experienced tropical thunder. It's like, "Oh, run for your hotel room.". - Yeah, right.

- That's just... That's like, that's petty, man. 42. - [Stevie] Hydro Super Sport Red Dawg. - Red Dawg? - Something got into that one. - Eh. - Like maybe a dog. - [Link] Whoa. Excuse me, sorry. - It's kinda like a dog stuck its actual paw into it. - I like it, though. - You like it? - 75. - 41.

- [Stevie] Hydro Super Sport Blue Streak. - Blue Streak. - Blue Streak. Get one of these in your britches. - With a lot of these, you need time to adjust to the canyon, the flavors are weird that, like, three or four sips in maybe you start to adjust, but like... - Ooh, it's tangy. I like it. Seventy... six. - It does get better as it marinates in your mouth. 67. - Hoo! - [Stevie] Hydro Super Sport Killer Kiwi. - Killer Kiwi.

- Mm. - 82. (laughs unhingedly). - Wow. That's... - It tastes good, I like it. - That's pretty good, man. 80. - "80.". - Yeah! - [Stevie] Hydro Super Sport Macho Mango. - Macho Mango? - You know, I like my mangoes macho. I like some hair on its chest. (crew member laughs). - Oh, god. That mango flavor is being exposed.

a little bit in this one for me. - Yeah, it's a little too macho. - 49. - I totally agree, 49. - Okay. - [Stevie] And that finishes up the Hydro category. - [Link] I'm exhaust- - [Stevie] Now, we are on. to the final category. - But energized. - [Stevie] The miscellaneous. category. What did you say? - Let's see who can count to 10 faster. One two three four five six seven eight nine 10. (crew laughs). - You win. (both chuckle). - See? - [Stevie] Okay.

First up, Reserve Watermelon. - Reserve? - You've been holding back on us? - It is better than the regular watermelon. - So, we're back into carbonation. - We're back into carbonation. - This is good, 68. - I don't dislike it. - I don't even like watermelon flavor stuff. - I'll give it a 62. - [Stevie] Reserve White Pineapple. - Oh. - I'm definitely starting to feel something.

- That's got a little tang to it. - [Link] Phew! - Nice flavors. - What is a white pineapple? - 77. My nickname in high school. - Oh, man, I feel like a shell of a human. - It was The White Pineapple. - 71. - [Stevie] Nitrous Oxide Infused Nitro Super Dry. - This is stuff they put in cars. - Yeah, you add it directly to your gas tank. - What is it, it's like very limey... - I don't even understand it. 83. - Yeah, I like it, too, I'ma give it a 81.

Hm. - [Stevie] Bourbon Cola Flavored Assault. - Assault? - The words that they use. They like evoke trauma. - "Okay, what words are we working with this year? All right, assault. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one.". - Eh! Eh! Eh! 29! - I didn't dislike it as much as you did. 55. - Is there one that has the word "Trauma" in it?

- Hydro Trauma. - Nitrous Oxide Monster Trauma. - [Stevie] Monster Mule Ginger Brew. - You put a mule in it? - I think a mule stuck its hoof in this one. - Why is it called a mule? Like a Moscow mule? - [Stevie] Yeah, I think so. - Which I kinda like it for that reason, 'cause that's one of my, it's a drink that I like. It's a drink that The White Pineapple likes. - 38.

You know what? Scratch that. 18. - I'm gonna give above a 50 for this one. 52. - [Stevie] And that completes the miscellaneous category. - Woo, thank goodness! - [Stevie] You have now. tasted all the Monster Energy drink products for today, and your scores will be tabulated, so you may more closely review the top four items. and determine which is the best. of the best. - Great, just taste more. Oh, god...

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- Yeah, let's bring in the thingamajigs here, and like, give me a little pour action. And let's give these a little taste. I'm starting to feel a little goosebumpy, a little supercharged. - So those are those two. - I'll pour mine, you pour yours. - [Rhett] But, but... - What? What? That, yep, yep, and then that. - So this is already poured. - And then this, neh neh, nep, yup, up. - I was gonna pour both, 'cause they're both on my side, that was my system.

Now I see that you're acquiescing to that. Okay. - Okay. Here we go, here we go. - I'm just kinda going through them again. - Yeah, we're going back through these again. We're doing these again. - But just sippy sip. I remember how much I liked the Mango Loco. Now that I see the can, I like it even more. - The can is... A nice little scary design. - Those are so good. And then the Hydro. Wow. We like things that have a tang to it. - [Link] Uh-huh.

- We like tang around here. - We're big on tang. Now I think that this one's better. - All four of these are really good. Kinda for the same reason. - Now is this...? This one's, okay. Hydro. - [Stevie] What's the, I don't get the taste of the Nitro one, like what does it taste like? - Well first of all, it says "Contains milk" on the back. - Just a little bit of milk. - I don't know how the heck this contains milk. - Dude, I feel the opposite about this, I like the blue better than the pink.

- And they have roughly the same amount of caffeine, so that's not really a factor. We didn't choose any of the coffee drinks because, just drink coffee. (crew laughs). - My least favorite out of these is the water. - Yep, yep. Well, it's not carbonated. - It's just taking a back seat. - So we're gonna get that outta here. I'm loving this. And it has a little milk in it. - I was about to say that... - I don't know why it has milk in it. - I was about to say that this is doing something for me. - [Stevie] But what does it taste like?

- It's super dry. - It says super, well, it's very limey. - You can't map these onto actual real world flavors, Stevie. - [Stevie] Well the other two are a punch, and mango, so... - I'll tell you. Thank you for asking. It tastes like a really strong punchy lime, and... - [Rhett] It's super citrusy. - Super citrusy, no hint of milk. - "Super Dry is infused with nitrous oxide, creating a smooth, creamy texture. that is better experienced than explained.".

That's what's happening! We can't explain it! I just had an existential experience, and all I can do is just make noises! - I think these are tied, but... - And both very good. - I like this one a little bit more, but I know you like this one more, and I do like the can design a little bit more, so I think we're gonna put this one at number two. - And this one at number three. - So, the Super Dry Monster Energy Nitro is, bam!

- Oh! Monster Mike. - Look at that. Look at that. Look, it became a freaking... - There you have it! - It became a stripper. (confetti pops). - Go for it! Yeah! (crew laughs). - Yeah, buddy! - Ah, the best Monster Energy. is a lot like the regular Monster Energy, just different in ways that we can't fully explain. - Yeah. - I don't know what that even means for ya.

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