We Tried EVERY La Croix Flavor

What's the best flavor of LaCroix? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning and Happy Thanksgiving! We are so thankful that you are watching, because most people aren't. That's what we hear. At least. Most people are just kicking back, relaxing. and filling their tummies with delicious food today. So we decided to do something similar.

Yeah. We're kicking back. And we're giving this episode. as little effort as possible while we fill our tummies. with lightly flavored carbonated water. Yes, and that is something to truly be thankful for. It's time for: Gut check: LaCroix edition. Okay, boys, today you'll be tasting. all 26 different flavors of LaCroix. to decide which is the best of the best. And in case you need a palette cleanser, we've got some Topo Chico.

Yeah. Why not? Which makes sense. Not enough. Not not pure, which I guess is one of the LaCroix's, but-. Well, funny you mention it. because we are kicking things off with your first category, single flavors. Single flavors. Starting with: Pure! For all the single people out there. Alright! Now, of course, Topo Chico is my go-to. Do you still have a lot of LaCroix around the town? I also have Pure LaCroix at home.

You have Topo and Pure? Yeah. For yourself? Yep. 'Cause sometimes you just need a can. Which is why I'm giving this... A 92! Wow. So the non-flavor is that high for you. It does have flavor, but it's more of a feeling. It's the flavor of feeling, and it feels good. Well, what do you give Topo Chico? A hundred. Yeah. I can't give that a 90 something. I even want a little bit of flavor. Gut check, man. Gut, gut, gut!

Give it your gut! 71. Coconut. Coconut. Aw, man. That is- Already? This is the- As bad as it gets. Good God. Why? Who? How? It is actually not as bad as I remember it being. Oh yeah. Oh you want, you wanna taste bubbly sunscreen? Yeah! You wanna taste it? Yeah! Come on! Sometimes when a little bit of sunscreen. slips into my mouth.

If it's the right kind of sunscreen, I like it! But I don't. 38. I thought it would've been a 10. Well, it's a 9. Okay. Berry. Berry. Berry. I like the color of the can. Y'all pop it in sync. Mm! Mm! That's good. I like it less than coconut. What? Yeah. Why? It is a super fake berry taste. It's a solid 81 for me!

It's a 27. Look at that. Look at that. Fake berry? Berry lovers. everywhere are disappointed. Berry disappointed. Guava Sao Paulo. Oh, the Guava of Sao Paulo? Yeah. It's a beautiful little... Yep, that's going there. Now we're getting somewhere. Now we're getting to a place that I like. It's interesting. You don't know what a guava's supposed to taste like, so you're just, you're embracing it with an open mind. But I once had a pen pal in Sao Paulo.

You remember him? That's gonna- Burp fest. Sorry. Goodness gracious. It doesn't matter. Ain't nobody watching. Part of it is the amount of slurping you're doing. When you slurp so hard, you're getting a lot more air than necessary. I mean, it could be for entertainment purposes, but it's probably turning some people off. It's just a calculation you have to make. Nobody, nobody's watching. Okay. But thanks for the feedback. I like that quite a bit. Mm hmm. 84. I'm gonna give it a 90. Passionfruit.

That's a good sound, isn't it? Stereo! It's in stereo there. Are y'all making eye contact? How's that? With each other. With each other. I don't wanna watch that when that's happening. That one's pretty good. It's also pretty subtle. What was that called? Passionfruit. Passionfruit. Is that an aphrodisiac? No. Okay. Well, I'm gonna- I actually think that the... It's gonna get a demerit. The guava.

chopped open is an aphrodisiac. Just looking at it. Right. In the previous one. Don't make me think about that right now. So... Bonnie made eye contact with the poppers. I'm giving this in a nice, solid 75. I like this one quite a bit. 83. Hi-biscus. Hi-biscus! That's a flower. Which I don't like the canned look of it. Ugh! Ugh! Sounds like a byproduct.

Sounds like a by- Does that say sounds like a byproduct? Tastes like a byproduct. Of what? I don't know. An industrial process. Like floralized cleaners? Like maybe a tire plant. It's not that bad. 37. 25. Cherry Blossom. Oh! We're going to go to Japan? Hmm.

Ugh! It's mostly just cherry. Is the blossom-. It has nothing to do with cherry blossoms. Yeah. It's a misnomer. It's just cherry. It's cherry flavored. And it's bad, bad, bad, bad for me. If you don't like cherry flavor, you won't like this. 19. There's something- I didn't know that this was one. I didn't know that this was a thing. I like it more than I thought I would. 77. Beach Plum. You ever had a plum at the beach?

I have never had a plum at the beach. Well, you have now my friend. Beach Plum. So this is like a plum. that has been out in the sun for a little bit too long? Has it got dirt all over it? It's got some sand on it. Little gritty. Okay. Little gritty? A little gritty. Like doing the gritty? Doing the gritty. Doing a little gritty out on the beach. Doing a little bit of the gritty. on the beach with the plum. I kinda like this! I didn't know I would like beach plum. I don't like it. It's a- It's-. They're forcing things together.

72. 38. You don't think the beach and plum should go together? No. You drop a plum, don't even pick it up. Yeah. Let it grow into a plum tree on the beach. Apricot. Now if you eat too mu-. I didn't hear a pop over here. Okay guys, that was really outta sync. That was really outta sync, guys. Apricot. They skimped on the, on the can.

That tastes just like apricot. Which is kind of like-. It has a bit of butt in it. There's some butt. Tell me more. I don't know. There's some butt to it. Like you think the apricot has butt usually? I didn't say it tasted like the fruit. I think it tasted a little like butt. How do you know what butt tastes like? Well, you know, 80% of taste is smell. How do you know what butt smell like? And then 20%.

Well, I mean, don't you? I know- Well... I don't have to answer all your questions. Okay. I was just gonna-. I was gonna see how many you would answer! Because you were answering a bunch of 'em! I like that. 74. Is what I would say. I didn't like it. But the more that it lingers, the more that I like it. It's subversive. So... This man thinks apricot tastes like butt. I'm gonna give it a...

69. Ah, okay. I got you. Thanks. Black Razzberry. Now we're back. Is that even a thing? Yeah! That's a buttberry! That's Razzberry with two Zs. It's got some razz to it. I like the can too. I'm a fan of berry flavors. I'm wondering if he's gonna go back to that fakey rant. that he made to- I don't think it is nearly. as fakey as straight Berry. It's a bit subtle.

50. 63. Pasteque. Pastic? Is this a French word? It's Italian. Oh. Which is weird. Better. I don't know what this is, but I get this one. You get this one? It looks like a watermelon. Yeah. Yeah, it's a watermelon. That's why there's a watermelon. I don't know what it is, but I like it. And I usually hate watermelon flavored taste. But it's nice. It tastes a little Jolly Rancher-ish. They've tricked me. Yes.

But now that I know that it's watermelon, it's ruined! But you didn't know. You didn't know. You didn't know. But now I do know. You didn't know. You didn't know. Oh, it's also French. It is French and Italian. Oh, great. It's a French-Italian watermelon? Yeah. Okay. Oh, did you give a score? No. 80. You guys are just sitting in silence. Every more information that you give, I get more-. 81! 49. Okay. Now being told it's not Italian.

It's just French. Just French. But-. Well, it's from Wisconsin. Now it's- Yes. Now it's just French. They make it in Wisconsin. Which makes a lot of sense, 'cause there's the other French one that they have. Yeah. So I'm gonna give it a 49. Okay. Mango. Doesn't matter. Nobody's watching. Mango. Mango, mango, mango. We got a little accident over here. Do a little tango with the mango.

A little accident. If Apricot gives butt, Mango. Yes? Gives taint. It's got something in it that's like... it's got that subversion. I'm gonna let you dig your own grave here. It's just got that little like, you know, I'm not gonna participate in this conversation. It's, you know, when it, when human get ripe...

Why are you ruining things? Mango happen. You can have like a fermentation of the mango. What? What? Nobody's watching! It doesn't matter! There's no consequences! There's enough. There's enough people watching. There's enough people watching. It's not as good as the butt. I liked it. 79. Well, I'm gonna give it a 68.

Okay. That concludes the single flavors category. Our next category is mixed flavors. We better cleanse. We better cleanse. That's like a wine bottle-sized Topo Chico. Yeah. I'm gonna be enjoying this all week. I'll go to sleep in one of these by my bedside. Wake up the next morning, go downstairs, and I'll drink the rest of it. It'll taste just as spicy. Hold on. You have one this size next to the bed? No, not this size, but like...

A normal one. Even a normal 12 ounce bottle. after nine hours, it's just as effervescent. Topo Chico, don't sleep. Ready. Starting with Strawberry Peach. Strawberry Peach. Strawberry Peach. I don't think I've really done any of these. This is for children. Yeah. This is a kids' drink.

28. 31. Peach-Pear. Peach Pear, I've seen this one. This is for women. I think. If-. Mm hmm. What? Why is it so strong? Why is the pear so strong? Yeah. I don't love it. 15! And I like pears!

You know, I'm a pear lover. Ah. The ripe one though is too small. That's true. 18. Cherry Lime. I'm gonna hate this. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna try it. I didn't know this was a thing! I knew it. The lime hits hard. I wouldn't have thought these two flavors work together. And then the cherry, it is weird! Is this for women? Children? I think gays.

Okay. No, I don't know. I don't know. I like it. I wouldn't have said anything if people were watching. I would recommend trying this one just for the thrill of it. But that's the only thing I like about it, is just the, the journey that your mouth goes on. 65. 80. Razz-Cranberry. Two red fruits.

Cranberry is a little-. Will this help with a UTI? I don't believe so. But this was appropriate to enjoy today. That's right. Little cranberry overload. I'm not loving it, I'm not hating it. 55. 61. Blackberry Cucumber. Oh! Weird! What grocery stores are y'all going to?

This is like a s-. They've only got like three flavors of the place I go! You gotta go to lacroix.com for this? I like cucumber water. Don't like cucumbers. I do like pickles. I'm glad this doesn't taste pickle at all. It would be a stupid idea. But I love blackberries, and it, it kind of does something to the blackberry. where it's still the star. Cucumber's subtle. I'm giving this a 89. Whoa!

Mm hmm. I love really. Oh. Okay, Hold on. This could be-. Accolades! Let me have some more of that, 'cause this-. Accolades! This could be a contender. Let me see that can. Look at that can. Look at that. That's beautiful. Nice- A nice lavender. You know the one thing that we're not taking into account? You know how- If we don't burp, we're gonna fart lot. Yep. I was thinking that. But I'm also thinking that- It is what happens, right? Yeah. It's gotta go somewhere. It's gotta come out of an orifice. Sometimes it comes out of other places. Right. Like your ear. And you can hear it go.

The... The fact that a real test of a LaCroix, and we're- I'm glad we're not doing this. Is you take it and you drink it, and then you see how you feel halfway through the can. Mm. These-. I don't know if this flavor would hold up. Mm. I don't know if it would hold up. So I'm gonna go-. I'm gonna be conservative here with a 78. Okay. Sunshine. Never heard of this. That doesn't have a taste. That doesn't have a taste. What? And it's got a sunflower on it.

What? It's lime-ish. Oh! It's lemon lime. I think. Oh! Oh! I don't like-. It taste like a-. Having sunflowers on the can. It taste tastes like a-. But what does it taste like though? Great! Forget the sunflowers. And what's wrong with the sunflower? It tastes like a Sprite that's wrong. So a sprong. But I like that. A 91. 70- Sunshine is my favorite.

79. Sunshine is your favorite? Sunshine's my favorite! Mojito. It's all fake flavors to begin with. You might as well just embrace the fact that it's fake. So this is non-alcoholic, minty-. After everything else we've had, it tastes like a Coke. 12. Why does it taste like Coca Cola? So strange! Doesn't it? It has a cola taste too. Tastes like cola? It's not good. Not mint at all!

Hold on. There's a mint aftertaste. 18. Oh. That concludes the mixed flavors category. Our next and final category is citrus. We're starting to bloat, Stevie. What? We're bloat. Starting to bloat. We're starting to bloat. Oh, sorry. Lemon. Hold on. I really gotta, I gotta make room. I can't. I got too much LaCroix blocking my burp! Push mo- Add more.

Okay. Subtle. It's-. I don't think it's subtle. Make a good mixer. Don't like it. 40. 72. Limoncello. Limoncello. What is a limoncello? Is it a dessert? Is it an instrument? It's like...

It tastes like a lemon pie. Good Lord! That is strange. There it is. It's-. Oh! It's an Italian- Instrument. Lemon liqueur. Oh yeah! I do not like it. I do not like- I believe. my wife likes this. But I've always felt like it was her thing. Oh gosh. Ugh! I'm getting a headache! 12. 57. Lime. Lime has been a staple for me.

I feel like lime won a contest on this show before. Mm. Lime is good. Lime is great! Lime doesn't draw attention to itself, and it gets the job done. 90. Here's the thing: At the creative house, it seems like you have been the one selecting the flavors. of LaCroix. And based on your scoring here, and I actually feel like- Yeah. I don't really like any other ones that you've got there. Okay.

'Cause now I know I said that lime was good at some point, but now that I taste it, I'm like, I feel like my palate has evolved so much! You're gonna go low with lime? I'm gonna go 62. It just doesn't-. I can get- Excuse me. I can get lime- To no one who's watching. Anywhere. I can get lime anywhere. Yeah. It's boring. It's basic. Hold on. I know. Oh, it's sitting right here. It's like, "Which way am I gonna go?". Push it down.

Push it down and it'll pull back up. Okay. Push it down. Key lime. Oh! It's a different kind of lime. This is a pie. Or it's just a lime that grows in the Keys? It is that. Hate it. Hate it, hate it, hate it. It's like if you took a lime and you painted it. with something that might hurt you but not kill you, and then you squeeze that into a glass or a can.

I can't really think of a situation. where that would happen. I'm going to paint this lime. It's not as good as I wanted it to be. I wish I was eating some turkey and dressing, but mainly just the dressing and gravy. 59. Did you give it. 23. Orange. Orange! Why isn't the can more orange? You know, it's not an appealing color.

This is better than-. We should have this in the fridge. It's better than lime. It's better than lime! It's better than lime. It almost tastes. like a Sunkist that got left out! I gave lime a 90. I would like to retract that. Mkay. It tastes like a Sunkist! I'm gonna give the lime... a 70, because... Wow. And now I'm gonna give the orange a 90. I like it because- I admit when I'm wrong. Sometimes you have a Sunkist, and then you leave it in the car and you forget about it.

Yep. And then you get in there at night. And you're like, "I wonder how that Sunkist is.". A nightkist. It's a nightkist. Well, but there's no sugar in this so-. 91. You can still drink it. Sunkist, 0. 91. Tangerine. That's another citrus. See that's a good looking can though. Ooh. I like that. It's amazing. Citrus flavors are really goo-. Easy to get with fake flavor.

Yeah, it is very accurate. Are they fake flavors? Are they natural flavors? Do we know? 88. I don't wanna say anything. It says naturally essenced. 89. Pamplemousse. Okay. Alright. It's a good band. This is a... This is a French-. I've had more of this than any other LaCroix. Beautiful can. I hate it when your burps are that airy, man.

Give them more weight. Like there's something gross about. an airy burp. You think a lower burp is worse? No. Better. Better? Yeah, better. This is, I've had more of this than anything. You already said that. Oh. I'm hurting a bit. 99. 99? Yeah. I think this is as good as LaCroix gets. It's a bit basic though, but-. I don't mind that. I can't disagree. I don't mind that. 90... 5.

That concludes the citrus category. You've now tasted every flavor of LaCroix, Thank God! And your scores will be tabulated. Whoo! Hey. We don't want you to miss out. on the biggest sale of the year. It's 30% off everything! Everything! At mythical.com. Okay? 30% off. Everything at mythical.com. And also 30% off all plans at mythicalsociety.com. What? Now is the time. Now is the time to pull the trigger. to get onto the mythical society.

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And we did confirm that Pamplemousse existed, and was in those 10. It just didn't make your top three. Tastes chain. Mm hmm. But today, overall, your top four flavors are: Orange, Pamplemousse, Guava Sao Paulo, and Tangerine. Wow! So I talked you off of the lime. I talked you off of the lime. Yep.

And I'm better because of it. Let's compare the tangerine and the orange. May I have some glasses over there? Let's get that out of the way. So let's pour both of these. That's plenty. You take cans, I take glass? Sure. Can. Glass.

I like the tangerine more than the orange. It really makes me picture the fruit. I feel like I've just taken a bite of a tangerine. So we know that tangerine is better than orange. Weird. Huh? Now let's go for the... Do you agree with that? Yeah. I mean I said it. Cool pour man. Pamplemousse. Do a cool pour on that one. And the Guava. Oh! Cool pour man. Thank you. Thank you for noticing!

Nobody's watching. Okay. Papa lamousse. What? Papa lamousse. It doesn't have nearly as much flavor as the tangerine, which is one of the reasons that I like it. 'Cause it, it gets to the end of the-. 12 ounces. 12 full ounces. Can I just say, we've done really well? We've done really well! We are a better man than we were back in the day. This is almost too floral.

We've changed and we've changed in a good way. I'm just saying these are all solid. I do believe that's the worst one. We're better people. In at least this realm. Get rid of the Guava. Send it back to Sao Paulo. It is good though. It's a little too floral. A little too floral for us. And I'm going, I'm going off of that. Alright. I think we know what's up. We know that tangerine is better than orange. We know that orange is last. Know that orange is last. I just- I honestly, I honestly don't know about these two.

They are the ones that I have at my house. Pamplemousse is... It's a French word, you tend to forget what it's supposed to be. Tangerine, it really draws you in. to picturing the fruit itself. I like to be taken to a water world of its own. You like to be-. Do you like to be deceived a little bit? I like to be deceived a little bit. So... Let's do it. So le creme of LaCroix is: Pamplemousse!

That's not as pretty as I thought it would be. Okay. Look at that. Can I? Can I? Can you what? Can I have the bowl? Can I have the bowl? Low effort today. Not a lot of blasting happening. Not a lot of celebration happening. A shaving cream! Oh is it?

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