We Test Weird Face Workout Products

Do face exercises really work? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Are we neglecting our face muscles? I mean, there's so many products out there for exercise in your face that it makes me. feel like I've just been letting my face go. I mean, think of all the things I could have accomplished. I could have a chin under here, but instead I just have a beard. It is a good question, which is why we have gathered some of the most.

interesting face exercise products on the market to try out right now. Stevie. Okay, boys, this is the facial flex, which costs 69.99. The website says that it, that it is the first and only progressive resistance based exercise device, clinically. proven to develop face toning, reduce wrinkles, and offer facial rejuvenation. And here it is in action.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What? Oh, look at. Wow. In the world. X-ray vision much. Is this animation? No. Is that a person? That woman has the ability to make her muscles appear through her skin. She's alien. But it, it is a real person. Yeah, Link. But she was completely motionless. Completely motionless. I'm just freaked out by that.

I think you might be getting distracted by the wrong thing. Now, are there channels that would take this thing and use it for maybe six. months and show you the progress over time to as you do before and after? Yes. Is that this channel? No. Is there a channel. Where we're gonna just play with it for a little bit, and then based on just some, uh, mild observations and sharing of something that. probably one person should use and should be heavily washed before another person uses it. After that, just saying whether or not we like it, which we're gonna say face card,

if that's the case, or if we think that it isn't great, we're gonna say failed hard. Is that the channel you're watching? Yes. If you wanna watch one of those other channels, go do it. So I just put this around both of these and I. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh God. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bend. And the big part goes inside. Now, what do we know that this is supposed to do? Make your cheeks big. It's the first and only progressive resistance face exercise device, clinically.

proven to develop face toning, reduce wrinkles, and offer facial rejuvenation. Okay, so this is for wrinkles. This is not for a jaw line. Wow. I need the ones for a jaw line. I can still talk. Oh, uh, that was especially unpleasant. Whoa. Do you feel things happening? Wow, wow, wow. The way that you'll be able to say, wow, after this. Wow. Wow. You'll be saying wow all the time. Well. Watch out, uh, the actor that says wow, what's his name?

I believe that is Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson. Watch out, Owen Wilson. Link, do you? Wow. Okay, we have to, we have to make a judgment call on this. Do you feel over 30 muscle groups working. Right here? I can feel these muscles right here are already starting to hurt. Okay, you feel any new muscles that you didn't know you had? There's 30 muscle groups of the face, chin and neck. Look at his goozle. Do you feel neck? Yeah, I think I do. Yeah. Right here. Do it. Say wow. Wow. Whoa. Oh, do it again.

Wow. Oh, wow. Yeah, he is really working out. Do you feel like this might give you a 32% increase in skin tone? What does that even mean? How, how, how? I'm gonna double up on this thing. Yeah, because I'm not gonna use it. I'm gonna go hard. It's kind of gooey now. Oh, it's yours though. It is mine. I've, I've doubled up. Can it be cleaned with denture solution. This is gonna be hard. It is got a discreet carrying case.

Wow. Oh, okay. Hold on. That's, oh, okay. That's different. That's different. That's a different thing. You're saying owl, now you're not saying wow anymore. You're saying owl and are you saying owl, you, you've spotted a. bird or are you saying that you. Oh, oh. Hold on, you're not closing your mouth anymore. Is it hard. Now it's getting here.

Oh, wow. Oh wow. Yeah. That's great. This is definitely art. Oh. So this is definitely working muscles. Yes. So I think the answer's pretty clear on this facial flex. Face card. This is the Fabater Face Exerciser that costs 12.39 for three. By placing it in your mouth and repeatedly sucking and blowing, it's supposed. to exercise the masseter muscles, thereby reducing the double chin and.

flabby face lifting and tightening, dot, dot, dot, your skin. Wow. Wow. Wow. Look. Huh? Ooh. So you suck and you blow. Suck and blow. Okay. Wow. That's hard. And, and I'm supposed to be able to make it collapse. I'm trying to get this one out so I can get that one in.

Yep, okay, I'll disinfect that later. Suck and blow. The old suck and blow. I think we could communicate like this if we, if we ever get in trouble and. we, and like, I feel like we should learn morse code because I feel like. I can't do it. How are you doing it?

You made weird noises, man. Did you, did you stick your tongue in it? Don't use the power of your lungs. Use the power of the vacuum of your mouth and then it becomes easy. I think, I think mine's rated harder than yours. No. No. Take the nasal top. Mm-hmm. And close that off. And you do a, yeah. So you're trying too hard. It's not as hard as you're making it out to be. Just go.

like, you're like. You're gonna have to try mine. I'm sorry. Oh, mine's already in. That's why it's so hard. Now, unfortunately, I've read further down in the description and this is a. tool for women, um, but it does say, keep using it, this Muscle Lips trainer. will bring you a little surprise. So I'm thinking if you Oh, yeah, yeah, it is gonna make your lips big. Oh, that's a little surprise.

Muscle. I feel like it should be a big surprise if it's about your lips. Well, you're proving me wrong. It's your technique, man. Now I don't want to use either one of 'em, and it just recommends that you. do three to four sets of exercises a day, starting with at least 30 to 40%. You are like a baby with his binky. The moment I take away the binky. He gets another binky. The other binky. Oh. hmm. Position. Don't go so deep. You went too deep. Too deep with what?

If you go deep like this? 'cause my tongue was all inside of the one that you put. Look, put it just inside. Just inside. And what's it working? Whole face. Tongue. No, but what do you feel? Whole face. Really? No. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean whole face? Yeah, look. Hmm. There? Mm-hmm. See, I don't, I don't need any of this 'cause I chew so hard and emphatically.

So what is this doing for me? You said it but I didn't hear it. I mean, it's supposed to exercise the masseter muscles. It basically says like sagging muscles of your face. Is your face tired. Don't, because. I don't. Mine is tired from the last, yeah, let me go a little bit harder. Go hard and long. And suck and blow. Suck and blow, suck and blow. Suck and blow. Cross your eyes. Oh, it does say you're supposed to use it at beauty salons, homes, dormitories, gyms, and more.

You're supposed to. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Feel the burn. It's getting hard. My face is getting so hot. Like it's definitely. Face is hot. I think it's doing the same thing that yours did. Uh. But I'm not able to say. Wow. Yep, so I like mine a little better. I can, but hold on. But I mean, it, it totally worked, again, don't. We have endorsed this as totally working. We don't know if, if I did this every single day, we don't know.

what would actually happen. But does it work the facial muscles? Yes, that's all we can go on. So we're gonna say. Face card. Fabater face exerciser, face card. Face card. Up next we have Fit Face X, the gym for your face. That costs 69.99. Ha. And has four tools that are supposed to help you work 60 muscles in your face. There's the jaw X, the lip X, the chin X, and the cheek X. Let's take a look. Oh. Ah.

Is he screaming? Ah. I like to believe he is. Look, he's, he's definitely shirtless. So he is got for the chin, the jawline. I don't know. For the lips. The lip X, we gotta work our lips. Oh my God. We gotta work our cheeks. Why is he shirtless? I never skip face day. Chin, it's chin day, bro. Uh uh.

Oh wow. What, you gotta pull. I don't think, does this, he is actually gonna make my chin get big. Does it? You're supposed to push down on it, right? I am. Okay. I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't know a lot about this. You're already looking better. But I have heard doctors say that all of these tools are, dentists maybe, have. said that like you can give yourself TMJ with all this extra, uh, jaw work, and I. just felt, and just the little bit that I did when I put my full weight on my chin.

Yeah. It felt like I was about, my jaw was about to do something untoward. I, I, I, I'm not doing that because I'm on the verge of TMJ constantly. I'm just. I'm doing it. I'm just, I'm supporting myself a little bit. We, so this is kind of face day and leg day at the same time. Okay. The chin one says, um, it targets the muscles that cause weak neck and. double chin and tighten neck muscles. I don't have to worry about any of that 'cause I got a. beard, man, I'm not shaving it.

All right. I'm not shaving the beard. So, and then what's this one? This one is. That's jaw. Well, I think you need that one too. I need that too. I need jaw, and, and chin. That's the one where you just, you're just putting it in there. And chewing. You're biting down on it. What's that noise, dude? What is it? What is the noise from? Ugh. What. does it taste like, does it taste good? Tastes like rubber.

All right. Maybe I should close my mouth. Keep going and you, you should be feeling here. It makes me feel like I'm about to gag. Like right there. I mean, I do feel it, but I kind of want my pacifier again. As much as you eat, if your jaw was gonna be built, it would've been, but. you don't chew, which is my thing. I think, I think I only have a jawline because I've, I've. chewed so hard my whole life. Oh, I'm sorry. This is nasty.

Um, but what does this one do? I do eat a lot, but I swallow a lot of things whole. My lips could be bigger. Do we need this? Do we need bigger lips? Also, it doesn't feel like you're doing what he did, like you're, he, he was closing that sucker. Like literally closing his sucker. Like you're not making much headway on that stuff. Like I can, I can barely pull these together with just my finger. Lemme see. Try it again. See, but he was using his hand. He looked like, he was like. Oh, he was assisting.

He was like, like taking a toque on it or something. It's also such an odd target audience. So you put your fingers here, because the copy for the lip X says, uh, your perfect. lip pout starts here, and then that's the dude with his shirt out or shirt off. Doing the lip workout. I, I, yeah, I think this is, I think this is all part of it now. Did that just fly out of his mouth and I missed it. Retrieve that? I'd have to watch the show, I guess.

Uh, see, you hold it so it doesn't. I mean, I guess if I could go back, if I was a 15-year-old Rhett right. now, and I, you know, didn't have any facial hair, I think I might be trying. this stuff, but I don't even think it would work for me as a 48-year-old man. It's definitely, I'm feeling this area here. Lemme do it sideways. Which I've done this before and it doesn't work that well. I don't, I don't, I don't think I would use this one. I don't understand. It's just like the pucker, the pucker muscles.

I got this one, right. So what. That's supposed to fight gravity on jowls. Oh, it's, it's right there. Oh. It's right there and there, huh? It's really sticking. It's really sticking out of you. You look like you're in pain. Whoa. Wow. We can do this on our commute, couldn't we? Yeah.

Turn less, you used to turn, you used to turn. Can't drive a stick though, 'cause you need both hands. Uh, for that you gotta go hands free. Okay, I don't know. I feel like the fact that this does all these things, has such a. compelling ad. It's got a nice stand. I mean, if any of it works, you would think that something that. tries to do all this would work. But again, we're not endorsing it because we think it might give you TMJ. We don't know. I'm starting to feel at, like right on the edge of it.

But why not get, why not spend 69.99 to just get all of it done in one go? So, are we gonna say it again right here? Uh, I think we have to. None of these feel good to me, though. Well, it's not about feeling good. It's no pain, no gain. By looking. No pain, no face. All right. The fate fix, what's it called? Fit face X. Oh gosh, it just dripped. Oh God. Uh, take that out. The Fit Face X. Face card.

I wanna remind you to check out A Hot Dog is a Sandwich, with Mythical Chef Josh. It's a podcast about food. You'll learn stuff. For example, they had pro chefs ranking their best comfort meals with. Alex and Zoya, so check that out. That's the latest episode wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, this is Jawko Ultra Tough Jawline Chewing Gum that you can buy for. 18.99, and it says it's supposed to be 15 times tougher than regular gum.

That's what I'm looking for. You know what I'm talking about? Look at this ad. This guy's jaw. It turned green in the corner, designed to train and build the. masseter for a squarer jawline. I mean, I am the target. The young me is a target, was the target audience for this. They didn't have any of this stuff when I was coming up. They just had gum and you just had to chew food. And I didn't. I missed out. Whoa, whoa. How do you. I think you got, I mean, it's hard to even get going.

I can't get going. I feel like it's so hard that. I feel like I'm gonna break a tooth. Can somebody pre-chew this? Good Lord. I mean. I'm getting there, I'm getting there. I'm smushing it. I'm getting there, switch it back over. I don't want to chip a tooth over this. No, you won't. It gives, it's starting to give. Oh, good God. If you wanna look like this when you're chewing gum.

Like you're in, like you fear. What's wrong with you? My gum is hard. Okay, here we go. Right. Things are popping. Can I just say that. I got half of it chewed. Things are popping and that doesn't feel right. Yeah, it pops on this side, then it pops on this side. I'm popping. Ugh. Listen. Can, get close to mine. No, I hear my own. Let me, I wanna hear yours. You hear mine? Okay.

One at a time. Am I going first? I'll go. Oh God. Yeah. That's not good, dude. Let me hear yours. I do mine. Oh. Oh. Something ain't right in there. I know, but I'm, I'm pushing forward. Push through it. How long does it take? Two for five to 15 minutes every other day. Ugh. I mean, my face is worn out like up here.

I'm starting to feel like my eyes won't open anymore. Like it's just closing. Alright, I'm gonna commit to this. This is just, welcome to my world anyway. Five, but you, but you chew pudding and stuff. You chew things it's not hard. You're just chewing over, chewing things. You're not chewing hard stuff. Oh. I heard that, man. Is it. He's holding his jaw in. You all right. I don't know.

You're gonna commit to this and that just happened. I'm not gonna commit to it, man. You just did. Um, okay, I'm gonna commit to this. This is me saying that I'm gonna do this every other day, five to 15. minutes, for the next couple months. I mean, I've flattened it. And. Ah. Y'all start looking and seeing if my jaw comes back. I had to learn TMJ exercises to like, I woke up one time and I couldn't,

and I just felt like it wouldn't open. It was locked. And sometimes if I get a massage, like if I'm laying down for too long in that hole and it. pushes in the wrong way, when it's time for me to roll over my jaw, my jaw won't open. What. I mean, it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. I can't think and chew at the same time. I know it's horrible. I'm committing to this. This is a danger. This is a danger to society. I'm gonna do this for two months and then I'm gonna shave. Here, he's committing to it. Jawk Co. Hold on.

Jaw line chewing gun. I don't know if we can endorse this 'cause I, because I think we may. just hurt ourselves permanently. We, I think that's pretty clear. Failed hard. Last but not least, we have a lineup of jawsercise jaw enhancers, which cost 63.99 for the set. Each one offers an increased amount of resistance. The blue is 20 pounds, and as you make your way over it. increases to 30, 40 and 45 pounds. And all you have to do is line it up on your front teeth and chew.

And also this comes with an app where you can track your progress. You went straight for the big boy. Yeah, man. I'm going with the little boy. I got a little mouth. So this ad. I've heard about this one. This one shows up when you, in the ads. When you put it, put it in your mouth, and then start, start the. workout and it, oh, so again. Well, there we go. 3, 2, 1.

Slower. Oh, it is counting. You've done 22 reps. And it puts like this mesh on your face. Yeah. Oh, how fast am I supposed to go? Well, you got 40 more seconds. Keep going. Keep going. Oh, I just doing it. Doing it? Yeah. Oh my gosh. You've got to do this. because it's not, I'll tell you a second.

You got 19 seconds. Oh my God. Oh. You can't make it. You can't make it all the way. I like the sound it makes. You're hurting. We've been through it today, man. We've been giving it our all. One second. Okay. Workout complete, you did 121 reps. You're gonna, it's gonna. blow your face away in a second. Here's why.

Unlike the ones that were focusing on the jaw, there was no TMJ thing. that was happening because it was totally, the fact that it was in the. front made it completely symmetrical. And even whereas the, the gum was like, sending my, my jaw outta whack. You gotta do this. And the, the hole goes out. Nope, nope, nope. So you can still breathe. Don't touch it, please. Like that. And then go like this. Yes. No, no, no, no, no. 90 degrees. Teeth there.

Teeth there. Oh, oh, the teeth. Okay, so I can see the teeth. The hole is to create the, the area for it to crush down. Now, don't do it yet. What, where is this? That's so you can wear it around your neck the rest of the day. Are you serious? Mm-hmm. Okay. So it close that. It's a necklace. Start a workout. It is a necklace. Why would you need it to be a necklace. Now Link. So you, so you don't drop it on the floor, I guess. I got over a hundred. I want you to try to get over a hundred and I guarantee you, your face, my face is on fire. What's wrong with my eyes? It's got a mesh on.

Here we go. Begin workout in 3, 2, 1. Now you, you got one that's even stronger than the one that I used. Now I'm gonna tell you right now, you got a pretty powerful jaw, but when you get to a. hundred, you're gonna start feeling it and it's gonna be tough to close your mouth. There's no soften. There's no what? There's no sauce. There's no soften. There's no softing. Oh, they're squeaking. You've only got 38. You've gotta get, you have 30 seconds to get to a hundred. You gotta go. You gotta go hard. 'cause I want you to really feel this, because when I got up to.

this, it's no longer, there we go. Yeah. See look. He's only at 47. He's not going hard enough. It is crazy. I felt it in my forehead. Oh, oh. Why are you stuck at 47? You're not holding. I'm doing everything I can. Oh. Okay, you got 55, but you did more than that.

But is that not crazy? Um, compare, like I would say. It's a ball gag. Compared to all, I'm just being completely honest here compared to all the rest of them, something about putting it in the front of the teeth evened it out. And I felt it everywhere. And I didn't feel like my lips were gonna explode. Yeah. I didn't feel like, um, my jaw was gonna pop 'cause it didn't. And I wonder, I think we might need to wash this up and give this one to me. This might need to be the one I try.

That's the big daddy. Hmm. Okay. And then it's just here whenever I want to use it. Yeah. Yeah. Wear it around the house. Woo. Wow. It works, doesn't it? I mean, we have, we've just gone through the face ringer today. Uh, okay. I'm gonna say that the jawsercise jaw enhancer is a face card. Yeah, I agree with that. Like, I mean, I'm feeling it all over again. I don't know if it's good or bad for you. I think this is the best one. And you really can't talk that well when you're using it.

And you can use it as a, as other things. I think you can as other things. First for, uh, bedroom play. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I'm Austin. And I'm Hailey, and we're third degree Mythical Society members. We're here celebrating our honeymoon in Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. And it's time to spend the Wheel of Mythicality. Hey, hey, hey. Congratulations Hailey and Austin. Con-Grenadine-elations.

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