We Play Cards Against Humanity With SNACKS

Good Mythical Weekend. How do you pick the perfect snack for a ridiculous situation? This is That Snack Match is Snatched. Hello, today we're competing to see which one of us is a master snack matcher. We've all been given different prearranged picnic baskets, and each one has a unique mix of snacks. Whoever can give the best snack answer to each prompt wins all the snacks on the table, so the. person with the most snacks at the end wins. I'll be our first dealer.

Your distant nephew is in town and he's being a little bitch. He often is. And he keeps demanding that you make him a smoothie. What two ingredients will you blend together to teach him a lesson about respecting his elders? Ooh. What's a distant nephew? Not one of your best nephews. Yeah. Kind of a B tier nephew. Yeah. Anybody got. I really hate that kid. Nephews. I have one nephew and. Uh, he lived, he lives here in California. He's distant emotionally.

Oh, emotionally. Go with that, maybe that's a good direction. I, you know, it's funny, literally today he was like, I posted something about Good Mythical Morning. He's like, what? I watched them growing up. I love that. I'm like, I've been on the show for a year. Been on the show for a year now. Very distant. It takes a while. It takes a while for anyone to notice. Six years for me bud. No one knows. Still haven't noticed. Yeah. I have two wonderful nephews, uh, Jack and Luke, and I love them equally.

Hi guys. Uncle Jordan will be home soon to be weird at Christmas. We're doing a nephew count, I have three nephews. Yeah, I don't think people wanna see the snacks. They want to hear lists of snack. That's you, right? Yes. And nobody bring up a niece. I'll have neither. And then my family will die with me. All right, take a look at. I won't answer. I won't answer. No one cares. No one knows I work here. So we're being mean to our nephew? Well, you could try to win him over or something, I don't know.

How old is the nephew? Does it say? It doesn't say, but I'm gonna go ahead and say he's 11. So he is a child. Okay. Yeah, 11 is right where it's like, ooh, they're not sweet anymore. But I can't give him something and say, shove this up your butt. I think 11 does a lot of butt jokes. That's like when they start doing this. Oh, suck it. You know when you were kid you'd be like, you used to be like, suck it. Yeah. Yeah. I think 11 is right when you start to do that. It's from wrestling. It is. Yeah. I think so. Professional wrestling, suck it, didn't that come from wrestling? I can confirm that's true. Yep. There we go. That's why we did it in the nineties.

It's two things. Two ingredients to blend together for a smoothie. Oh God, okay. Okay. I think I can start. Okay, go ahead. So, okay, we're, we're looking to piss off a child. Something I always like to do and I have in my basket, one of the most disgusting grownup drinks ever created. Okay. Oh. The Clamato. Oh, clam and tomato together at last. Now this is the most, like, old man smoking at a slot machine drink of all time.

No, you don't. Why are you opening it? You don't have to open it. He's an old man at a slot machine. Oh that's right, I gotta shake it, so more clam. No really, where did the glass come from? I asked for a glass. You also. I didn't know we could ask for things. No, I hate both of these things. I was sitting here the whole time. When did you ask for a glass? Earlier. Okay. Um, disgusting, only the foulest of grownup drinks.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. And we have ghost pepper potato chips. Oh wow. Extreme spice. Something else kids don't like, it's something you grow into when you're dead inside and just need to feel something. Yes. Uh, and I. That's why spicy food is such a hit right now. Exactly. Exactly. Yes. We're all just looking to feel anything. Anything at all. Hurt me. So Clamato. No, don't do it. We explicitly were told we don't have to eat these. Why are you doing this? I'm just trying to be fun. I'm having fun.

I'm watching. Yeah, I'm just worried about you. Oh God. Oh, you know his finger's not clean. No. Why didn't you ask for a Vitamix or something so you could really make the smoothie. So ghost pepper chips, Jordan clam slash tomato pepper. Spicy, wasn't it? I defy you to find a nephew who wouldn't be pissed off by this. Well, me too. I don't know why that made me gag. I think. I think, uh, okay, I'll go. I dunno how I'll follow that up. Oh, I call this the nephew Destroyer.

Good name. Okay. First of all, my first item, they're gonna be like, oh, something sweet. Maybe something holiday. But it's, it's an abomination. It's, it's a peep. Oh. And not only it's a candy cane peep. It's a peppermint peep. A peppermint. A peppermint. A peeppermint. That's, they should, they should use that. In they're marketing. You should send me to a farm upstairs. I don't know. Do do children. Did you like peeps? Yes, I love 'em. I did. Oh, I think peeps are disgusting. I never understood the hate. There's kind of a meme about hating 'em and I've, I was always like, yeah, these suck peeps rule, but I love them.

You were secretly like under your sheets. Secretly. A hundred percent. Me and my jar jar bink stuffy. We're like, yeah, these things suck. I think they do taste a little weird, the texture. Is divine. I love it. Eating a cloud. The mouth feel of the peep. Crack it open, baby. Oh, I would love to crack a peep. Why are we, I thought I didn't know. Okay, now Jordan's trying to secure the social clips for this episode. I'm just trying to be fun. He wants the attention. Let him have it. I need, I just, again, I just need to feel something.

Let him now what goes with a peppermint sweet peep? Other than chili lime flavored pork rock. Oh Lord, yes. Spicy. Get a little bird, get a little pork, get a little sweet, get a little spicy. Oh, little citrus in there that you know you gotta have some fruit in your smoothie. Pork. The fruit of the animal kingdom. Yeah. So after he drinks this smoothie and he goes to the bathroom to throw up, I unplug the PS five. I take the cord. And now who's boss?

Yeah. I can't open this. Would she open? And Leonard, what do you, what do you call this, Leonard? What do I call it? I call this. The pork peepers. The pork peeper. It's so messed up. Jordan has said this precedent that we have to eat stuff and name stuff that's never been part of this. I try this out. Are this, this a little smaller than most peeps, that they look kind, uh, it's called shrink iation. Yeah. This might be a shrink iation situation. Oh, can that Go ahead. I like a thick peep.

My man. Yes, my man. And that is the, there you go. We got it. Lemme not be talking about the same thing. I can go next. Alright. To put the s on that peep. Um, okay. No, that's, there it is. That's okay. I'm, I'm big into trickery. So I will say that the first thing I'm doing is I'm giving them a Skittles juice. Oh, whoa. And that's gonna be, yeah, exactly. And that's the exact reaction my three nephews are gonna have. Um, so this is the juice of the smoothie, right?

And they say, oh, yum. Now the next thing I take out. Paw Patrol Fruit. Oh, platter. You got a little cheese, acab. This is propaganda, so be careful. Did you say Paw-proganda? Yeah, that you said that. That's cute. No propaganda. Oh, propaganda. Yeah. You guys are together. Wow. An amazing team. We should host a YouTube show. I episodes every single day and we sit at a desk. I know. I'll grow the beard. Yeah, perfect. And I'll be gayer.

Yo. Um, you're looking at this, you say, oh, children love this, right? Paw Patrol fruit, Skittles. But my thing is to blend up the smoothie, they have to blend up the plastic too. Oh, they're eating the whole thing. You're like, you gotta have as much plastics in as I have in my body. Right, exactly. And it's a lesson about single use plastics. Yes. And they're destroying the environment. And I'm calling it, hi everybody. We're having a lot of fun today, but. Single use plastics are no joke. Why are the cookie be shaped like dog biscuits, though?

That's concerning. Paw Patrol. That could make kids wrong. Yeah, that could be a problem. Yeah. And also the fruit is frozen for some reason, which I don't understand. But ultimately, yeah, we're gonna blend up all the plastic for both of these, and this is called RIN, rest in Nephew. Wow. I like it. Alright. Okay. Alright. I'm trying not to see, not like that. It could be NIP Nephew in peace or. my man. yeah. Are we talking about the,

I wanna try fives. Can I have a, Ugh. Whoa. Really sorry. You gotta shake it up first. So all the clam gets through. You get a lot of clam in each drink. It smells like Tylenol, kids cough syrup. Oh, okay. Now I want to try. Why? Just have a sip from the thing. I have ice in here. We found out today that we can ask for ice in our cups. That's pretty exciting. Yeah. All you have to do sometimes is ask for the things you want. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That works.

You don't ask, you don't get. That's what my mom always says. Oh my God. It's like pine sauce. Oh, that is disgusting. You could have just given them that. There you go. Yeah. Well, ooh, these are all very good. I have a nephew, I'm also on this show. Great segue. Thank you. Uh, so my nephew's name, uh, is Noah. He's great. He's my only nephew. The rest of our nieces. Sorry. I know I wasn't supposed to wait. You didn't even shout out your nieces earlier. I didn't even shout out my nephew. Nobody asked. Nobody knows I'm here.

I just blend in somehow. He's the invisible uncle. I don't know how that's possible. I'm. So wonderful. He's the tallest one. Alright, so my nephew is, uh, a genius. He's a very smart boy. He is can socially sometimes be a little like awkward in that he just says what he. feels at all times, including, I hate this. Yes. And I hate you. So there's genetics. That, that go up and down the, the pendulum? No, I'm actually really nice and everybody likes me. Yes, everybody likes you. But that's right, we both are riddled with attention issues.

That's true. We have some adhd. So he has a little. And the same kind. Yes. He has a little bit of this, little bit of that. So, uh, with him I would always strive to give him something that he would enjoy. Mm-hmm. That's how I know he's going to hate it. Ah, so what he really, really likes, weirdly enough. Uh, is things like this Rico latte, a dirty non-dairy latte, right? Mm-hmm. I would start with this. How old is he? Rico Latte? He's 11. Does that mean it's like a cough drop in there? Yeah. Yeah.

Ricola. Oh yeah. Ricola Ricola. The, the puns today are banging. I'm telling you, I'm a pun machine, Jimmy. Things to make puns about. I can do it. Give it to me. You know, I, I was about to say, when you were talking about being an uncle, that you. do have the biggest uncle energy at the table. I disagree. I disagree. I think Emily has the biggest uncle energy. You do have. I do have a drunk uncle Energy. You know, you have drunk aunt energy, you have fun aunt energy. You're like the aunt where you're like, please let me sleep at her house. And the parents are like. Okay.

Alright. This one time, 'cause we both really need to go to work. Yeah. But you have the biggest uncle Energy. Yeah. Here's $20. Get away from me. Yeah. Yeah. You definitely have like cool aunt, like, oh, aunt Emily, can I sleep over? She lets us do bathsalts. No, I do have a bin full of action figures. Yeah, we go. Which is exactly the kind of aunt, aunt Emily showed us. Susperia. I do feel like you'd give. Cigarette as a child, but not light it. Do you know what I mean?

You'd be like, you can't smoke it, but just if you want to get outta your system, see how it feels. There's a bar down the street with matchbooks. Yeah. I give her, I have a little pack of cloves. I love that. That I say for special occasions. That's beautiful. Let us know. Who do you think the best uncle is? My nephew, uh, he is like oppositional defiance disorder. So anything that is like supposed to be yummy is gonna be yucky. Anything that's yucky is yummy to him. So I'm doing Rico latte and I'm going to do the spicy salted egg salmon skin.

What the hell? together? Oh my God. Now that I gotta try, no. Yeah, don't open that next year. Crack that bad boy. No, Matt, I like it because. It's so many different things. It's egg and salmon and salmon skin. Lemme try it. You just didn't wanna smell the whip. I don't wanna smell it. You don't like a bag of egg salmon? It's 9:30 in the morning. I can't be sniffing egg salmon, but egg breakfast.

I know, but, but salmon lunch, salmon and eggs. Y'all never had salmon and eggs. I like salmon and eggs. I have, but not like, you know, that ain't gonna be that they're gaslighting. You look at me, they're gaslighting you. I don't know when people are being sarcastic. Sure. I don't know. I keep feeling like today's the day I'll know. Oh, really? I couldn't tell. Ow. Put my ring. I'm so sorry. It's okay. He needs it. Anyways, I would mix those together. Uh, and I would call it uh uh, no, no. Um, yum. Yumski. No.

Chomsky. Yeah. Okay. He also is a communist , a communist. So he would like it. Oh yeah. Well, this is a tough choice. Yes, but I got. Yeah, you, you know you won Jordan. That's so awesome. Did I win? Shut up, Jordan. You're so annoying. You got a prop and a visual visual aid type thing going and then you drank it. But I will say all of these are good, but yeah, Jordan, everyone's a winner. You have to go get the salmon and skin eggs from the couch.

Yeah, because I'm not getting up. Oh. Boy, what a, what a bevy of of, are you not gonna mix and, and drink? Combine all of them. No. Stop making people do gross stuff. Apparently. I'm setting a precedent. People aren't nuts about, oof. Okay, this smells like cat treats. Okay. Nevermind. Keep that over. Keep it away. I think I would like it in the right context, right? That's what I'll say. I feel that way about most things today. We're spitting facts. So true. So it's time for me to spit one. You were just cast on a new Bravo reality show.

The real comedians of Mythical Entertainment. That's the best we could do. Damn. What snack or drink will you throw in somebody's face to create the next viral moment? Please show us what that would look like. Okay. Oh, I already know mine. I've never watched Leonard Leonard hide your stuff. I've never watched the Real Housewives before. Okay. Should I know anything about it in order to, there's people throwing drinks in each other's faces.

Is that the whole show? Pretty much. I think it's embarrassing. You've never watched it. I've never watched, I dunno what channel it's on. I think as a man you. Your social VO should have to be to watch some on Bravo. Yeah. Which one's? Bravo. Bravo. This is the way you're acting is toxic masculinity. Do you hear yourself? I don't know. I've never seen Real Housewife. Basically what's laying called Bra. Oh, no. Bravo. It's nasty. It's nasty. It's like sitting next to, I've never seen the, huh? But sometimes I get so sad. Yeah. With the little girl singing, no, they're always going to launch events like for vodkas and blankets.

Good job, Jordan. So if you, you know, just pretend you're at a launch event and you're having, and. these having are, these are housewives. These are housewives. Stop. And they're real. Are they? Not really. It's because he doesn't know what a woman is. Who's this? Taylor Swift I've been hearing so much about, I just, I've never seen it. You know, it sounds like they have jobs. It's, you've never seen any, you have no clue what it, I've never seen an episode. I, but you have no clue what it is. No, I've, I know what it is, but should I know more lore about it?

In order to know what to throw in someone's face, tell me three things you know about it, having never seen it. But you do know three things. It's women. Okay. Uh, they're just going, buck, buck, buck the way. You know, women do. And they, uh, their husbands make all the money. I'm sorry. Alright, now that's TikTok everybody wife that cut that snippet. Put it on TikTok right now. Yes. Everyone. Matt, I'm getting a call. They, they want you to host the world's most popular podcast in Austin.

Jamie, can you pull up that clip? Matt just became a multimillionaire. Um. Mm. Okay. I think, I think I'd like to start. Perfect. Okay. So the Housewives, of course, they're divas. Mm. Icons. We love them. We're getting clues. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And who, who's a more iconic diva than this anime?

Yes. Kuromi. Wow. This anime character that advertises this. I think grape juice. I don't speak Japanese. Okay. Or read it or, or Japanese. How do you sing it? That's huge. I love that. Do we? I don't know anything about Kuromi. That's Kuromi. Yeah. What can you tell me? And it's a toxic for me to not know anything about. No, I actually think you're doing an incredible job. I was against you at the beginning of this episode, Uhhuh, and now I'm a hundred percent on side. Wow. A pivot. We've done a full flip. Um, no Kuromi is.

Very cute. I love that. You know so much about the Housewives. It's not that everyone needs to know the Housewives, but it feels like what Matt was doing feels like me going. It's called feetball or football. I don't know. I've just never seen it. Like that's what the energy was. I don't, I do not. Not like that's what the energy was like. I'm a little different. I'm shut Matt. Shut up Matt. I'm one of the cool boys. Yeah, that's what it felt like. You like other boys. Yeah. You don't need to watch Housewives. Matt comes over to my house every year to watch the superbowl. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get it. Um, but I think Kuromi is really cute.

I love this. I think it would be such a dramatic thing to like take the top off. You could like show the top and then throw the drink. Mm-hmm. Uh, yeah. So what I would do is I would take my Kuromi grape juice. Okay. And I would stir it with a Dum Dum. Wow. And this is my iconic catchphrase. Let me hear it. You stir it and you go. You're being a dumb, dumb splash. I love that. And Jordan has set another precedent that no one wants to do. Everyone has to gimme their real Housewives caption.

Ah, unfortunately this is. Do we start with Jordan? Why do we do start with Jordan? He's setting precedent. But I like that. Now you're a dumb, dumb start. I love that you so much, Jordan. All right, I think I'm gonna have to go. Okay. These are called Nature's Bananas. Oh, I love those. Tru Tru. Those are so good. Nature's bananas. I know. Nature's bananas. 'cause it's like the Real Housewives. Oh, for nature. And then Nature's Bananas like natural wives. It's like if you have to say it. Is it true? Sure. Is it true through, I don't know, it's heavy and cold.

Just like the deep cut, like insults that those ladies give each other, you know? Right. This was like this thing they would throw on one of their group trips. Yeah. I think I would do a nice, like confetti throw be of them Also, some chocolate will. get on their face and it's like, oh no. Then the Botox will like melt a hundred percent. Um, I don't know. I haven't had it yet. I love that. And do you have a catchphrase? I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Classic. A classic. I'm not yet.

We got to come up with a new catch phrase. Oh, not your preexisting one? No. That's just like if I were an action figure and I had a button, it would just say that that's. basically what the real housewife catch phrase is. So I think just like the thing, if you pulled me, I'd be like, ha. Oh, the Real Housewives. Mm-hmm. I know that show. Leonard, please go next. I don't wanna hear from Matt. Okay. I'm just gonna take Matt's camera. Lay across it so your camera gets your face and, and his camera gets your ass. I'm so sorry about this man. Um, but you know, I've been on this show for so long. Just get the, well, first of all, I think, uh, you know, there's a few cities that deserves a real housewife.

Amen. Sure. And one of them being. Good old New Orleans. Wow. See who selling this too. These are the evil, eye smart ah chips. Smart evil eye. So, I mean, it kind of explains itself a little spicy, probably a little sweet, but find out, you know? Yeah. I love that. It's a great brand. Oh yeah. You get this in someone's eye. I don't, I don't want Ouch. I don't wanna, ouch. Yeah. What's your catch phrase then?

Tear it up. I got it. Here it is. Oh, it's a catch stare. He's doing a catch stare. That's a gif. That's a gif. I love that. And Oh, haven't done that yet. That's a gift. I don't think anyone's ever done a silent catchphrase, so I actually think that's really good one. Wait, what's, what's a, you know, there's a few where it's like there are a few gifs that. are very iconic in the Real Housewives, Lord. Absolutely. Especially at the reunions. Mm-hmm. And that's just, mm-hmm. Yeah. I love that. I love that.

Thank you Leonard. And what are you doing that about? Anything? Yeah. And everything. It's his tagline. I love that. Alright, Matt. Well everyone, the one, everyone wants to hear from Matt. This. Oh, the one, all the commenters. Love Matt Lieb. Am I bleeding? Oh my God. What is he bleeding? I wasn't bleeding. It was from the chip. Oh, okay. From the chips. It from the chip. Well, well, Jordan, my snack combo is, uh, Kuromi juice and my own blood. Yeah.

All right. So I'm a real housewife. Okay. But I'm the real, what is it? The real Mythical comedians of. Mythical. Sure. And I'm throwing something at people. Right. But come down, I got this. Yeah, I understand. Real Housewives lore. Mm-hmm. The women are always throwing, and so, so, uh, what I would do is I would march over and I'd be. like, uh, you know, like, 'cause they're, I'm mad 'cause I'm just like, Hey, I've been here for. You know, six years, I would like my own show. Right.

This is real. Yeah. And then they're like, no. And I'm like, oh, well guess what? I would give them circus peanuts. Oh, and I would, you would give it to them? I would throw it at them, but I'd give them by throwing. Okay. Yeah. Like an elephant at the circus. Exactly. Pelt them. Yeah. And I would say, I'll give you something to never forget. There's the catch phrase. I'll give you something. I'll give you something to never, never forget. Never forget sirs. A little clunky. No, no. Long, longer, better. Longer, better.

I do have to say, pull peanut out and throw it at me. Alright. Throw the peanut at me. Just, just throw the peanut at me. Give you an example of that. I hate to admit it, but the catchphrase is funny because nobody likes Matt. Excuse me. Who are you? Uh, ex Uh uh. You don't remember me? Who are you? Matt Lieb. Everyone's favorite Mythical guy. When did you buy these? Was this like, they're always like this? No, they're not. No. They're even, even the world's freshest Circus Peanut. Yeah. Comes out, he says, I am a Circus Peanut apologist. Mm. Did you know that they have their own phone number?

You call the Circus Peanut, and asked to return them. Okay. And it's not like the candy company that makes them, it's just about you can call him and talk about it. I love that. Okay, everyone, stop buying him time. Matt, do your catch phrase. All right. Know you, you so, excuse me. Who are you? I'm Matt Lieb. You don't know who I am? I'll give you something to never forget. You know what, Matt? I wasn't. Okay, I'll give you some more. I hear it. The more I like it, right? That's the thing. Something thing. It grows on you like Coltrane, like John Coltrane, right? Yeah. You keep listening to that record of, it's about the catchphrases.

You're not making exactly. This is what I have to say. I do like your catchphrase. I think it was genuinely good. It's just you don't like me. Yes. Um, no. Matt, I love you. I know you, unlike everyone that watches this show. I do, but I think that it is, I wouldn't start it, but he started it. Lemme finish it. He started please. I, uh, I actually really did love your catchphrase. I didn't like your behavior around the franchise, but I did like your catchphrase and I thought. everyone did a really good job, honestly.

But I'll say it. I'm gonna give it to Leonard. Yeah. Leonard, I liked that you had the confidence to do a silent catchphrase. I love that you said New Orleans should get a housewife franchise. 'cause I agree with it and I think that would really hurt and also mess up your makeup if it got thrown in your face. That's true. I was gonna mention that. And I love you. Water eyes. Good job. Oh, I gotta say this feels like it's turning into a real, what was the name of the Mythical show? Real. The Real Housewives of Comedy. Of Mythical Housewives. Mm. We should all get in a sprinter van together and go on a vacation and yell at each other and have Lyme disease.

And they get Lyme disease. They all have Lyme disease. They all have Lyme disease. Almost all of them have Lyme disease. Don't get Lyme disease. Tall grass. Tall grass. Tall, they, they're gonna Right. They hang out at the Mondrian. Exactly. And in tall grass. Exactly. The rich you are, the taller your grass is and then you get Lyme disease. That makes no sense. Alright. It's my turn. Yep. Now I get to be the judge of that. I'm not bleeding. Okay. You've been chosen to make a new children's cartoon based on real snacks.

Which snack are you choosing to be the main character and which one are you choosing to be the villain? Ooh, Ooh. So you know, like veggie tales or something? Yeah. I've never seen veggie tails. Is that okay? Jordan? I've never seen veggie tails. Is that okay? Matt? That's anti-Christian. Yeah. I've never seen Veggie Tales. I am anti-Christian. Everything he's saying is true. He's anti-Christian. He's anti-women. Let's just like go down the line. What do you feel about all the antis? Yeah. Yeah.

Alright. Yeah, I got it. I'll go first. Alright, Emily start. Okay. Our main character, which I do feel like there could be, you know how there's a. franchise for like, you know everything now? Mm-hmm. Like they did a Pop-Tart movie. Oh yeah, they did. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't it Pop-Tarts? Was that what the se It was Jerry Seinfeld. Like the making of history of Oh, right. Oh. I actually. Saw that movie. I forgot about it. Well, the pop movie's, like the Matt Lieb of movies.

I'm already Dead. No. Matt's funny. Yeah. Wow. I've laughed. The hot episode. Yeah. What? What if this is the episode that gets us to a million views. Hey. Yeah, just that's my favorite episode. It's random. Were they just. Re like rip on Matt. Like you gotta, you gotta title it right? Just go. Random guy destroyed on gm. Yes, there go. And I'm the random guy. I love it.

All right. So I think that the protagonist of this kid's show will be Sonny Dee. Oh, okay. I feel like it's a children's classic. I don't know if kids still drink Sonny D today. They mostly drink purple stuff. Purple stuff. Oh, that's a joke about the commercial. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember. 'cause I'm also old. Hey, old sound off in the comics. Did you understand what I said? Yeah. It's like wholesome, straightforward. Kids love it and it's a classic, you know? Yeah. I think this is a kid you'd like. Yeah. And not pretentious. And then the villain would be an Erewhon kombucha.

Oh my God. That's, those are, those are the exact opposites of that is incredible. Yeah. Like every single kid show had like a mean pretty rich girl. And then. You know the cool girl who wears a flannel sometimes? Yeah, right, right. The flavor is pink salt lemonade. Ugh. Now if that ain't a villain. Yeah, this is unbelievable. Good job. So perfect. Careful with that, Matt. That can cost 45. I know that's a bunch of the whole sat.

I feel like if that became a cartoon, there would be so much fan fiction of those two things. Having sex. Yes. Yeah, I'm already doing it. You think they're different? I do feel like Sunny D is giving enemies to love. dude vibes. Yeah. You, and then Erewhon is giving the rich girl who's like, I could never date a boy who skate like skateboards. Oh, do they get together? Yeah. Oh, they get together. Eventually. He makes her into a better person. Mm, I like that. Oh wow. And then they're both rich. Yes. I love that. That's be, and he's a stay at home dad eventually. Oh, I love that.

She's a beauty mogul. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. I'd like someone to be a stay at home dad. I'd love to be at home and so would everyone. I'll go next. You walked right into it. I did. I can't help it. I can't help but set up that Alley-oop. Um, alright, I'm gonna do something a little. Differently. Oh. Um, my hero is these stacks lays Wagyu beef and truffle Pringles knockoffs is what I'll call them.

That looks like an old can. It looks like an extremely old can. That almost looks like it's fake, but I'm gonna say this is both our hero and our villain. Oh, Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde. Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hy. Whoa. There's Wagyu beef. And then there's truffle existing inside the same Lay's stacks, yes. Chips. So that is the villain. But since I have to do two things, I'll say, um, Chicago Pizza popcorn's his mom. Whoa. Oh. So that's kind of like a second. She's disappointed in her and she's real, you know, she's wholesome.

She's, she's a good Chicago gal, you know, so she really wants to help her son. Wagyu beef, but when he becomes truffle flavor, it's, I like that. This like, uh, Catherine O'Hara, Macaulay Culkin. Yes. I love that. If Catherine O'Hara and was in the Good Son. Exactly, yes. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, alright, I'll go. So the hero, uh, of the cartoon. Oh hell. Um, an iconic character who we all wanna know more about via backstory and everything.

Just who is. The utz girl who is yes, this iconic character we've seen on inexpensive chips our whole life. Right? I didn't realize this, but she kind of makes it look like it says, but. Yeah, because it does a, she's round hair. Yes, right here. I don't know why we're doing this. I can't believe I missed that one. So she's a plucky gal getting into scrapes, adventures.

Yeah. Uh, and she's always fighting against da villain, dastardly. Traitor, Joe. Oh, here's how I'm seeing traitor Joe portrayed on this show. Yes, he's like an old British colonizer. He's one those tan hats. He's got a monocle. He has a mustache, and he's always chasing you with this blunder bus and. Parking lots are so small. Oh, you're gonna ding your car trying to get in and out of me parking lots.

And the cashier, they're gonna try and make weird chitchat with you and you could tell they don't want to do it. So it's the utz girl, you know, the chip of the people versus the snobby. Yes. Trader Joe's snobby. This was um. Wow. Makes you think he's right about the parking lots and the chitchat. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like you don't have to do this. You know what I mean? Well, it's also kind of like you don't wanna do it. No. You can tell.

I can tell. I'm like, Hey, hey, hey. If y'all ruin that for me. Okay. So only nice. I think your Trader Joe's cashier likes you. None of the other ones. Yeah. They probably don't like us. Well, they definitely don't like Matt. Most people don't. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna start with the villain. Cut water. Long Island ice tea. I, yeah. Now this mother, oh, excuse me, sorry, excuse me. This person right here, they're that villain where they're like, Hey, come in the back alleyway.

We going have some fun. It's gonna be, and they like try to lure you into, this is a kids cartoon by the way. Yeah. Since you know, pervert is what you're, you know, like, you know, like the creepy slimy villain. They're tries to like touch get you an and like yeah. They're like, oh this is gonna be great. And like they kind of like. Use some magical aura to like trick you and to think you're gonna have a good time. And then you realize, oh no, I'm passed out on the floor and my head hurts. You know? And you're like, whoa, hold on. What was the other part? I'm passed out on the floor and my head hurts. Right?

Yeah. It was a kid's cartoon. Yeah, it a kid's cartoon and, um, long Island iced tea and, um. And, uh, you know, it's just bad. It's just bad for, you think it's gonna be good and it always ends up bad, you know, they always ruin. the time, but you know, who's gonna save the day? Good Old Gushers. Oh, gushers. Yes. Yep. Gushers is kind of like Ne-Yo, you know, it's the one you eat it, it explodes, it always comes back. I was like, he's really good at dancing, but I realized you meant a different. Oh, I was like, yeah, this is, I'm on board.

This is your version. Always wearing a hat, always wearing a fedora. Incredible at dancing you, you not knowing or pretending not to know the matrix. That's you doing my real house. What's the matrix? Sorry? What's the matrix? I don't know. I only know I like loop pills and red pills. Yeah. I only know, I know about. Which one's Marvel and which one's dc? I don't know. I've never heard of it. You know Neil, you know, do they do an alcoholic gusher? They should. That is genius.

That's a good idea. It's like a jello shot kind of concept, but it's like you bite into it and then the. shot, it's like you're lighting up in away. I haven't seen you in years. Yeah, you're blowing somebody. Get. And what if they put cocaine in Dunkaroos? Yes. I'm just kidding. She runs outta the office. Where did she, she think it's outside. Where's she going? Start a company. Hi Sharks. Uh, yeah. I kind of forgot that this was a children's show, but, um, so Neyo and, uh, long, long Island.

And Long Island. I here battling each other. Yes. Alright, so all of you did a wonderful job. Um, obviously the matrix. Sickest movie of all time. Hell yeah, bro. Um, and I enjoy What if we're in the Matrix? Dude, I think about that all the time. Is it like a documentary? My Life is a documentary thinking about the Matrix. Yeah. Um, so, and I really enjoy, honestly, you guys all did such a fantastic job. Uh, Emily. Yeah.

This is for me, I think. Perfectly lines up with the prompt. I mean, I, I immediately was like, I could see this show. Yes, thank you. It was too perfect. I will say this, you know, on this show, it's, we usually wanna be funny. Yeah. But sometimes you just give a good answer. Sometimes you just kill it. And that's enough. You were both, that's enough. I thought everyone did a really good job. Should we count up the snacks? You won, guys, we counted for you for the first time ever.

There's a tie. Oh. Between Emily and Jordan Warren. Wow. Do we solve it with a fist fight? Yeah. Yes. We're all something at each other. Yeah. This is a winning combination, uh, that you guys have to split. Funny. Oh, so, okay. Uh, do you have to, do we have to crack this safe look on the back? Do you have to guess it? Okay. I'm gonna, just gonna, I'm just gonna try and guess I'm gonna do my personal pen number 1, 2, 3, 4. Wow.

Open it. Open it. It is. You're not gonna, is it a dollar? $1? Yeah. 1, 1, 1, 1 1 1 1 in half. Is one rip in half? Yeah. Alright. We got our bonus early. Yay. Yay. You wanna split an Arizona ice tea? Yes. Oh, thanks everyone. See you next Saturday for another Good Mythical Weekend.

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