We Got Colonoscopies Together

We got colonoscopies. Together. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! Way back in 2017. We got vasectomies together and shared it with you on this show. It was a beautiful bonding moment. Yeah. And we're happy to report that no extra children have been conceived since. Yes it worked. And recently we both hit an important milestone passing age 45.

Yeah I'm catching up with you Rhett which means it's time to get butt scoped. Well the technical term is colonoscopy wherein a doctor explores your large. intestine with a little camera to check for signs of cancer polyps. gastrointestinal abnormalities missing puzzle pieces. It could be anything. Yeah sounds very fun doesn't it? And the technical term for doing that on camera with your best friend next to you. is a brolinoscopy which you are about to see. But don't worry it has been edited.

very tastefully. I don't know if that's the right word. Well yeah. if you're a little squeamish. You're going to be okay. I think so. Also don't worry we were both sedated to the point that we did not feel. anything. But that being said although they typically put patients completely under. with anesthesia for the procedure we asked that we could be brought out of. anesthesia during the procedure. so that we could talk and observe. The doctor was like I want you to tell the audience that you did that because. that is not typical.

for most people. But hey we're trying to be entertaining. We don't remember what we said but we have been told that we said. a lot. Yeah we do not remember. Well I remember your part. I remember your part. But I don't remember my part. It's Colorectal Cancer Awareness month so. enjoy our brolinoscopy and then schedule one for you and your bestie. Are you. nervous? That's a yes. All we got to do is relax particularly in one area.

Don't pucker. This way. God. hold on are you encouraging me or encouraging yourself? I'm encouraging us. Hey we're Rhett and Link ready to get reamed? All right perfect. Let's come on right through here. Ready to get reamed I'm psyching myself up. So we got Link's room right here and then Rhett's room right over here. I got my own bay. So. get into this get up?

Yep. Get into that gown. Naked under there man. Got it. Check this out. Look at that. Why are you showing me your butt man? You want me to give you a comforting pat? Not while they're taking my blood pressure. That's probably not a great idea. You got to loosen. How's your sphincter? It's tighter than normal. Because I've been thinking that maybe a fart could be aflow if you know what I. mean. Yeah don't fart dude. Does that happen? People shart in the bed? Yes but not here. You're ready? I'm so ready. Now. this is going to be tough for Link to watch. Yeah I'm not watching this part.

Inhale. Exhale slowly. Oh that wasn't fun Link. Any questions? How am I doing? Can you give me a score? Like. on a scale of. one to ten? It didn't hurt me. So. you give me a ten? Yep. Okay. You're a ten. There is one more thing on the floor over here. You're having way too much fun with that. You're going to be the worst old man. Just wants to show everybody his. Look at this. It's a diffuser. Don't touch any of the equipment. You shouldn't be.

It's a diffuser. Don't touch anything that's about to be used on me in a medical sense. Well it's a diffuser. They're not using that. Yeah but you literally just spilled it. Yeah I did. There's liquid on top of the trash can. I'm going to tell them he had an accident. There's going to be something that goes in my mouth and there's going to be. something that goes in my butt. Correct. So we're doing an upper endoscopy and colonoscopy. That would be the technical term if you want to. Actually we're calling this a brolinoscopy. Brolinoscopy? Because two bros are doing it together? Exactly. Got it. That's the technical term. Love that. I'm David Farn.

I'm going to be doing your anesthesia this morning. Okay here's what I will say. This man who is getting the brolinoscopy with me today. is not to be trusted. Don't let him touch anything. He already touched the diffuser. It leaked a little bit. Don't let him touch any equipment. Don't let him touch you. All right well we'll try to be careful. You'll have no control over it. You'll be asleep. That's right and. don't let him talk smack about me while I'm asleep. That's what he wants to do. That we can't help. And we'll probably be interested in what he has to say.

You know what? Don't touch me man. Gentlemen. Could you make him stop touching? What's up? Hey Dr. B. How you doing? How are you guys? I'm doing do we look good? You look great. Yeah. I'm going to watch you do everything to him. and then decide if. You're going to follow through or not? Yeah. if I want the same. Okay. You guys excited? You ready? I'm not excited but I am ready. I mean you want me to get pumped up about this? Everybody loves Propofol. Thank you for doing this.

This is. Colorectal Cancer Awareness month so. you guys are putting a huge spotlight on this and you will definitely. save some lives so. And that spotlight is going to be. right up our butts. That too. Yeah. So. I appreciate you doing this. And then how often are you supposed to do it? Depends what I find. If I find polyps which are abnormal growths we're going to remove them. By removing the polyps we're preventing colon cancer. Because cancer starts from a polyp turns into something ugly.

When this is over. we're not going to have any pain potential pain? Zero. You're going to walk out of here feeling great like you slept for 15 hours. Commence. the bro-coloscopy. What is it? Brolinoscopy. Yeah. Brolinoscopy. Commence the brolinoscopy. I'll see you in the room. 10 11 77. We're doing an EGD colonoscopy. Left lateral position. No antibiotics needed. I'm here. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. giant friend.

This is so nice. What? This is so what? Nice. Nice? Just go to sleep. man. The moaning is kind of freaking me out. His face is like this. Squeeze my finger. I think he's ready. That's his esophagus. That's his esophagus. Secret tunnel. And now we're in the stomach. Oh man. A lot of things been through that.

Approximately five times as much has been through my stomach as been through his. So it looks pretty smooth. What are you looking for? Ulcers inflammation bacterial infection in the stomach. Oh you can squirt and suck. Oh yeah. Now we can pass tools through the scope. Everything looks great. We're going to take the mouthpiece out so you can yammer. Hi! Oh what? So Rhett who's Jessie? You got a tattoo. That's his favorite proctologist. You might get on the next line.

Are you talking about. Jesse Pinkman? We got Jessie on your right buttcheek. The right hand man of. Walter White in Breaking Bad. No they're talking about your wife dude. Jesse James. was. We're gonna start your colon now. Whoa yeah you are. Oh he's in your. Hello. Do you like it? Ask for consent. maybe. You've signed the documents already. Jussie Smollett.

No let's not talk about him. Send him back to sleep so I can take over. Okay here I go. I'm taking over. Over the past 24 to 6 months I have experienced from a sexual standpoint. butt plugs. Maybe this isn't a good time to. say that but. It's a great time to say that. Tell us more. What happens in this room stays in this room.

Yeah it does. He handled it well without much medicine actually. I wonder if he's going to remember his wife when he wakes up. Because he certainly remembered every other Jessie he's ever heard about. Is this large intestine? Large intestine. We're all up in your right now. We're loving every minute of it. I have a small bowel? We're in your small intestine. He's got a little ulcer there. Oh that's an ulcer. It's not anything to worry about. Ulcer? I eat hot.

dogs. He eats hot dogs. He wants you to know. Can I ask you a question? Philosophical? Yeah you can ask me. The doctor is doing some work. I find it interesting. that. looking at somebody's. hole. is cool. Oh yeah. You're seeing it too. But I got to say that you know. just as a man pretty into the hole. Hey okay. I'm just saying.

I'm just being honest here. Vulnerable. You don't have to be honest anymore actually. People are like yeah I wish I could see that. Who? Who. are you talking about? The minute we enter the. Let's talk about something else. That's a baby one. Okay. Like the little white disc? Right there. Right there. That little. So you're going to bite it? I'm going to take it out. Oh you're going to get a polyp? Yeah he is. He's going to get it.

It's totally routine. My experience. with butthole things. Can we please talk about something else? Anything else? Can you think of anything besides a butthole. to talk about? You going back to sleep buddy. He's out again. You're still backing out looking. for polyps? Yeah we went in all the way. and then we start looking on the way out. It's not easy to spot these polyps. That was pretty small. once you found it. It could be difficult. They're really flat. We are almost done guys. Going to come right back out.

You need to put peanut butter in Link's IV. I think that is a good can you put peanut butter in my IV? I'm just saying. He might complain. about the anesthesia because. It doesn't taste good? Of the flavor. What did yours taste like? Nothing but you always find a way. You did great buddy. All good. Did I do it all?

All. How is my butthole? I mean. you've seen a lot of butthole. Hey anything else. that you could talk about go for it. Can you come up with anything else? Top 5% buddy. Top 5%. Top 5% for butthole? This is like a butthole Gut Check. I get a 95. I'm going to talk about. butthole.

He made a fool out of himself. I'm going to be cool calm and collected. Y'all got Capri-Sun? Got Oreos too. What? Both please. You want Double Stuf? Yeah! Did I talk about my balls? No not at all. Not at all. A lot of guys are like hesitant about procedure. If you're 45 you should get a colonoscopy because I got to say it's. kind of fun. This is the part that I hate. Why are you smiling?

Are you sobering up? Because. I need your support. I'm feeling great. You ready? I think I know what's going to happen. But you were in there so you kind of know what to expect. Yeah. Honestly the worst part is the IV for me. Oh really? I don't like that part of it. Okay. I don't like something going in my vein but something going in my dookie shoot. I'm fine with that.

Whenever you're ready you're going to turn. onto your left shoulder there. 1956. 1955. 1954. It's gonna take him awhile. 1953. 1952. 1950. I've never seen an inside of a stomach before but it look pretty nice. Was this the point where Link was saying things like gross? You got a little bit of inflammation too.

Biopsy please. With that thing that scope you can like grab little stuff. Exactly. I can burn stuff. We have a lot of different tools. We could put in there. We've eaten a lot of weird stuff doc. Bob see that? Gastric polyp. One down one to go. You guys do everything together? Best friend since first grade 1984. Vasectomies together. Colonoscopies together. Tattoos together. Colonoscopy is like a box of chocolate. You don't know what you're going to get. Hey bro.

We'll give you a second to begin. speaking English. Was I out? At this moment the doctor is in your. Do I need to pee? No you don't need a pee. I've taken the best nap ever. Yeah well keep that hand down. Keep that hand down. See I'm a good boy when I wake up from anesthesia. Not my buddy though. My buddy wants to move. He wants to start doing things and saying things. I don't know if we're going to give him his Capri-Sun.

Here it comes again. Here it comes again. Link you're coming back. Can I get the anesthesiologist? Right here. How you feel buddy? A little bit. You want more medicine? He said he's feeling a little discomfort. A little bit. All right. He wants more drugs and you're about to go back to sleep. No don't give me anymore right now. I thought it was over. Oh no we're still in there. The poop makes me feel like I have one on deck. What?

Look at my hole. Yes. We've been looking at your hole for a while. It's pretty awesome. I would love to take a hike in my colon. It's a nice level of. spelunking. It's the next level of spelunking. You know. Rhett I'm glad you're here for me. Why don't we hold hands? You know what? I'll hold your hand so you don't move it. I'd like to make a business decision right now. I don't know if I would advise that. You're not my advisor. Maybe we start a website. Brolinoscopy.

com. Brolinoscopy it like. It's where you grab a buddy you go get a colonoscopy you both turn 45. It's time to take a trip. Did you find any. polyps? No. Dude I am so. winning right now. I want to canoe down a colon. Is that possible? How many polyps have you found? You got a baby one. Just one? Yeah. I'm so grateful that I get to have something shoved deep into my colon in.

your presence because you know that's what life is all about. It is an element of it that's for sure. Oh there was an exit. You did great Link. I don't remember anything dude I bet you I didn't talk about. a butthole once. I lived an entire. lifetime. with a cone up my. And I don't remember. anything. I was talking?

When you woke up. So again. I just woke up. Hey thank you. You did great. Were you there for it? I wasn't. Link would you mind giving a plug for the Mythical Cookbook while you're in this. state. Hey if you like to eat and you like to be. perfect this is the book for you. If you like to be perfect. URL. com. We want you to go to URL. com. just to see if your internet is working. And then after that we want you to go to. mythicalcookbook. com. What makes the cookbook so great? Well there's pictures of me in it. Okay.

It's so freeing to be surrounded by people who do great jobs like. I don't know what you did but I'm sure it was great. Do you have any soft cookies? He's really picky. We have like little shortbread cookies. Crunchy? He doesn't like those. Those are soft aren't they? No it's too hard for him. Popcorn? He doesn't like popcorn they gets stuck in. They gets stuck in my teeth. A chocolate or vanilla wafer? Are we talking Little Debbie? I don't remember anything. As by design. I don't remember anything. You were asleep. I remember butt pressure.

I just want to thank everyone who contributed to this. Dr. B. We're out of wafers but we have a peach cereal bar. No thank you. Or these strawberry shortbread cookies. He doesn't like those. I give it a ten. What do you give a ten? Those cookies? The whole thing. Start to finish. I'm glad we did this. I'm glad I waited for you. I could have gone on my own. I could have done it. I could have gone out and pioneered this on my own. Even though you'd already had one. You didn't invent it. Yeah. But I'm glad we waited. I'm glad we. Schedule your colonoscopy. I'm glad we saved ourselves for each other.

and then broke the seal together. Do it. What's your reason not to? It's actually kind of fun. Look how much fun we had. And you get driven home. You get driven home. Yeah. There you have it. We did it. And. we just watched it for the first time. So I'm kind of reeling a little bit. I feel very proud of us. I was more out of it than you were. Really?

Well I was more incoherent than you were. No I'm claiming incoherence for everything that I said. I am not taking responsibility for anything that I said during that video. Yeah I think we learned quite a lot about you. I just want to go in a cave apparently. Well okay. We should give them the update. We're happy to tell you that the doctor was very pleased. with. what he saw in our colons. The polyps were. They send them off.

And analyze them. Benign. And he said technically you guys. the recommendation would be wait for ten years to get another one. He recommends that you wait five years to get another one just to be you know. diligent. But he's like no cause for a concern. So your boy's buttholes are great. Yeah yeah. And I'll gladly. go back in go back under for another spelunking session. And. it's not just for boys it's for girls too. Everybody who has a butthole.

Go ahead and get it. Stevie we could. I knew I knew! I knew that was coming next. Yeah but you've got a few years. Thanks for subscribing and probing that hole. You know what time it is. Hi I'm Jarod. And I'm Katie. And we're Third Degree Mythical Society members who've just arrived at Port. Circumcision in Antarctica. Seriously. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Well good luck. Godspeed with that.

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