We Eat At A Toilet Restaurant

we ate food out of a toilet and paid for. it let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning thank you for. joining us today now there's plenty of. restaurants that in the world in the. world see you tomorrow and there's. plenty of restaurants that have gimmicks. uh We've even brainstormed in past. episodes restaurants that we would.

invent mhm and they all had gimmicks oh. yeah the one about it was good food it. was healthy food on one side and it was. bad food on the other side and you went. and you picked which side the restaurant. you wanted to go to it was called Heaven. and Hell or is that an actual restaurant. no it was called that was our invention. uh I don't remember we never came up. with a good name that's why we didn't. make it yeah that's the only reason um. so when we hear about restaurants that. have interesting themes it you always. perk up yeah and then when you realize. that they're close by and that they are.

toilet themed I'm like oh I'm all over. hungry. now right okay so we heard about this. restaurant it's called The Magic. restroom okay the the magic restroom. Cafe is uh Taiwanese food and it is in a. neighborhood well it's in a city called. the city of Industry which is not. technically Los Angeles it's east of Los. Angeles yep about 45 minutes and there's. a lot of Industry there from where we. are and uh um but you go in there well.

let let me just say that it's in this. area that there's a bunch. of Asian restaurants pretty much almost. every single restaurant in the shopping. center was an Asian restaurant yeah one. form or another of all kinds of. different kinds but this is the only one. that is toilet themed right and we've. heard people people have been talking. about this on the news locally it's. we've seen it on some some websites and. when we found out we were close to it. we're like let's go to it now the first. thing you notice when you walk in is it. smells like a restaurant it doesn't.

smell like a restroom I need to use the. magic restroom is that what you say yeah. sure you go in the lobby I would call it. a lobby but it it could have been a. restroom there were toilets everywhere. there were there were commodes and. urinals in the lobby commode makes me. laugh and the first question I had was. can I use these like I mean when I see a. I'm the kind of guy when I see a gal on. a wall gal I mean I make myself have to. pee you know what I'm saying if like. when if I if I'm just peed and I'm like.

at a football game and I'm walking and I. in my periphery I see like a urinal. there's something in the man inside of. me that's like you got to use it I you. know I think that may be more of a dog. instinct to always want to save a little. to Mark so yeah that's true it's just. yeah not very much so the first thing. that I thought was I'm going to pee in. these urals but then I noticed there. were like menus inside of the urals they. had like menus stacked inside of the. urals and then the girl got one for us. out of the you're I didn't see that yeah.

well she did that after we had we had. sat down anyway the first place they set. us was a table that had a commode on one. side and then a bench on the other side. and we immediately said oh ho no no we. can we both sit on toilets to eat we. want the full experience so she moved us. to another table and I'm passing people. and realizing that okay they're all. sitting on toilets with the toilet seat. down that didn't seem right obviously. the wrong move to me you know I want if. they're going to so far as to make my.

seat a toilet I'm going to go so far as. to to raise the lid and pull our pants. down so we pulled our pants down cuz I I. mean I thought that's what it was about. ironic thing is that I actually need to. use the bathroom I'm seated on a toilet. but just release man you just release is. that what I'm supposed to do there is. not P my pants down there is not a. restroom this is you are at the rest you. were sitting on a commode right now but. then we were escorted out by the PPS. poops no okay so I did we didn't take.

our pants off all right I'm going to go. to the actual restroom I'll be right. back don't worry I'll be. back hope nobody's in. here all right so in here we've got a. urinal and a sink there's no. oven it's not a. microwave was it uh it's a. disappointment but when you sit on a. toilet in your jeans it's just weird. it's like something's not right about.

this but when you're sitting on the. toilet eating that's when things really. get weird and so uh the first of all the. waitress was odd you know the this this. waitress was uh she she was acting weird. she didn't want to be she didn't want to. be a part of this she didn't want to be. on camera she didn't want to be on GMM. she didn't have a lot of appetizing. things to say about the food that was. going to be served to us in toilet bowls. well it's not supposed to be she just. wasn't into the concept at one point she. was embarrassed yeah she didn't she did.

not like she did not like the the choice. of theme for the restaurant like why do. you even work here so when I look at the. menu the first thing I noticed is that. nothing's gross I thought that. everything was going to be thematic but. it was just like pork fried rice shrimp. fried rice curry chicken that type of. thing but there was Chinese written. above it and we were told that it if you. knew Chinese it would all seem very. gross and so she started to translate a. few of the items like constipation. noodles link got the constipation.

noodles um which I I mean they were. nasty but I said the chicken wings we. got first first first we got chicken. wings in a Squatty Potty right and there. was some discussion about how you would. use a Squatty Potty you squat you face. this way and squat I've never I don't. know to be honest oh you don't you have. like a little figurine that we could I. think your butt would face this way spat. faces this way and cuz I don't think. you'd want your butt to touch that no. you wouldn't but you want your chicken.

wings too yeah and then but then we were. like what will look the nastiest and she. said well the curry chicken looks pretty. nasty actually a guy came up and. explained that the curry chicken would. look pretty nasty I was like give me. that I like curry chicken never eaten it. out of the toilet before and Link out. the constipation noodles you can't use a. fork either you have to stick your face. in it really yeah want this oh you can. use it Fork but I got to say that while. I the thing that ruined it for me was. not that I was eating out of a toilet is.

the food wasn't any good the food was. not good I mean the waitress asked us. once we were done eating the main course. how was it I just you know how it is you. just can't bring yourself to say Well it. actually was horrible but between the. two of us and the rest of the internet I. do feel bad about seeing it now and not. seeing it to her in the room but I was I. still have to say it it was probably the. worst Food I've ever had and I like I. like Chinese food it it was just so. horribly done and I don't think that. part of the joke right I mean it wasn't.

supposed to taste like crap if the food. tasted great it would have been a great. idea because after all a restaurant you. need to kind of enjoy what the food. tastes like I'm not angry I'm just I I'm. just trying to make a point I just feel. like it was a missed opportunity because. I actually am appetiz by the idea of. eating out of a. commode what I mean by that no what yeah. but as a concept as a fun concept I like.

gimmicks I you know I gimmicks spice. things up you know people like come on. just serve it on the plate man no I'm. one of those guys like hey you can serve. this in a toilet yeah and I can sit on a. toilet while doing it this is fun let's. have a birthday party there let's get. friends there let's make all kinds of. potty humor jokes while we eat and. that'll be kind of gross but kind of fun. at the same time this is an opportunity. for a great experience but you got to. deliver on the food and it was the worst. curry chicken I have ever tasted and I'm. not picky and I didn't finish it also. got some chocolate ice cream that look.

like. dookie actually it didn't it looked like. ice cream it didn't look like dookie but. it was called black stool and then. bloody stool was the one I. got it was called red stool oh this. one's the red stool yeah that this is. black stool yeah seems to me that. whoever made this needs to go see the. doctor this one yeah and whoever made. this one um been drinking a lot of Pepto.

but it was it did have strawberry ice. cream with strawberry sauce with ice. underneath it yeah there was ice cream. and then ice an ice bed underneath the. ice cream underneath the ice cream there. is ice but it's just a. layer of ice straight up ice I'm going. to eat it though so I'm sorry I mean a. great concept horrible execution in. terms of making the food great we're not. food critics but I know when something. tastes crappy and it's not part of the. joke um so you know what if you're in.

the area go do it maybe you know what. somebody else come up with a a concept. steal this concept and actually put good. food inside of there you know what time. it is I'm Austin from Athens Georgia and. it's time to spin the wheel of. mythicality we need more ideas from you. for the mythical wheel for the wheel of. mythicality and I would say good ideas. yeah we need more good ideas we're. getting ideas we need good ideas. remember to send them to us with # GMM.

Rhett and Link are in a horror. movie what was that. noise I did you hear about the guy that. got out of. prison yeah but did I just hear the guy. who got out of prison well it could have. been he's got one arm and the one arm. that he uses is a is a. chainsaw oh did you hear that does it. sound like a chainsaw is that a weed. whacker it's definitely a weed whacker. is there a one-armed weed whacker guy.

I don't think we've got anything to be. afraid of no totally cool. yep it wasn't like asking uh like a like. a reptile to fly in non prehistoric. because a. pterodactyl uh could fly.