We Drink From The World's Longest Straw

Today we figure out how much sucking power. we really have. Let's talk about that. Good. Mythical. Morning on a Saturday? What? Surprised? You should be. We are coming to you today, even though we're supposed to be off, we're breaking all the rules to answer one important question. How big of a sucker.

are we? Well, don't answer that. We're here for a very important reason. We'll tell you about in just a little bit. But first, Stevie, what are we doing today? Hello, boys. It's great to be here with you at work on a Saturday. Yes, we are here on a Saturday morning. Today you're going to get to the bottom of a very important question. What's the longest straw you can suck from? The Mythical crew has cut up several different lengths of straws for you, each subsequent straw increasing in increments of five inches. You'll take turns sucking from increasingly longer straws.

Each time one of you successfully cleans a straw, the next guy will get a straw that is five inches longer. Now, the average straw length is eight point five. inches, even though most men say it's three to five inches longer. So, to first establish a baseline, we've got our Wonderhole crazy straws for you to start with, plus our Wonderhole ice cube trays for you to dump into your. waters. To make a nice. You want a me or a you? I'll take a me, and you can take a you. Okay, I'm taking a me. Wow. It's a me.

It's a me. It's another me. Rhett. Here's another you. Okay. The reason that we've got all this Wonderhole stuff is because. that's why we did a Saturday. episode of Good Mythical Morning. Because. yesterday. we did the latest episode. of Wonderhole on the Rhett and Link channel. It's a different channel, but a lot of you watch the videos on this channel. So we are unashamedly, unabashedly, going to make a video. that will be fun in and of itself.

This is the video. But is all intended. to get you to go watch the latest episode of Wonderhole. And to make sure you're subscribed. Yes. To that channel, the Rhett and Link channel. There's three episodes up. You can watch all three if you want to. You can do whatever you want to with your Saturday. In the latest episode, we try our best and go on quite an adventure to drink a cloud. Yeah. All right, so, Stevie, are we ready to get started? Yeah, but first you have to.

Yeah, you have to suck on your own straws. Well, I certainly hope these work. Is this Gatorade? I think it's just blue dyed water. Yeah, it's just blue water, and I just drank it, so I'm ready. Rhett, you're kissing yourself. right now. A lot of people. wants to see that. I'm helping myself drink. Yeah, exactly. Okay, let's start with the five inch increment. Link, if you want to be the first sucker, if you successfully suck, then I'll just add. another five inches.

I mean, just this? Of course this is going to work. All right. Successful. Success. Okay, next five inches. You sure that's five inches? It's five inches-ish. Do you have any predictions about how, like, physically, what? Because I think. I think we're going to have to, like. In order to count, it has to be. On the roof. One. suck. One. suck. Like there's nothing in the straw. And then you can get the liquid to your mouth.

In the straw. Yep. No problem. That was easy. Yep, and now we're going again. You know what you could do at this point is. if you're on a computer, which statistically speaking. You're not. You're not. You're either on your phone, or you're on a television, or you are, some of you are on a computer. Success. But if you're on your phone, you can do this as well. New tab. New tab. Open a new tab. You can do that on your.

On your phone. Yeah. Yeah. Phone. and computers. We've doubled the. TVs, you might take out a little notepad and write this down. How long is this? We added ten. Twenty-five. Easy. So easy. And then once you open that tab. Go to the Rhett and Link channel. It's a different channel. Yes, we are. Rhett and Link. Yes, we're on this channel. But there's another channel. It's actually the first channel. youtube.com/rhettandlink.

Less of you. are subscribed. Well, it's not. To that. The straw is coming back out. Then are subscribed to this. Open that tab. While you're thinking about it, you can do two things at once. Gen Z, Millennial. Most of you are. Click subscribe. Still pretty easy. But I mean, counter. Hold steady, right there. You subscribed? Hold steady. Some resistance. Maybe they. Maybe there. Maybe there. Maybe there's some resistance. from you. Maybe you need to see a clip. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Maybe that's what you need. Maybe you need to see a little bit of Wonderhole. Roll it. Extending the weather periscope. Do you think we could drink that cloud? How are we gonna do that? How high are we going? Thirteen thousand feet. Fog is a cloud that you can walk through. What if this isn't as easy as we thought? It just tastes like tube. That's the pool. I kind of feel like I gotta pee. I think I got a lot. The hell's going on here? We're drinking a cloud. Drinking a cloud. We gotta find a way to get inside the cloud. We're fog chasers, we're chasing some fog.

Aim for the cloud! Whatever you do, do not let go of the tube. But one day we'll be super old. You look great. And super smart. I'm getting it, I'm getting it. You remember when you were a kid, you would spend hours thinking about something that you might do? Oh, doesn't that seem fun? Doesn't it make you want to, like, watch the whole episode? Doesn't it make you want to watch the whole season? Yeah. You know? There's three down. Every Friday. There's three to go.

Episodes are going to keep coming out. We're super excited about Wonderhole. I got it. You got it? Well, and also not to be intimidated because if you don't have time to watch three. and you just want to start with one, you can pick any one you want to watch. They do stand alone. You know? Yeah. They do stand alone. Well, because sometimes it can be intimidating for people, you know? Right. If they don't. And some people are like, I just want to see you guys at the desk. When you go outside, I get nervous. I understand that. I get it. I got it. Yeah. I struck water again.

But if you think that it's fun to watch us suck things with a tube into a vat of. blue liquid, what if this tube were going up, spoiler alert, into an actual cloud, what would that be like? Well, there's one way to find out. Yes, we're doing this. I don't think we have convinced you that it's not, that it's a good show. I just think we have to, like, just. This is called. Get you to subscribe. Our promotional strategy.

I'm really hoping that, longer than it was when I sucked. Seventy-five inches. All right, here you go. I'm gonna start following this. I mean, I got it so fast. No, no, no, that was residual. Really? Yeah. Are you sure? I got, I mean, I got it so fast. Well, clean it out completely. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. Should I breathe out? I don't know what to do.

Oh, here it comes. It's already hit. Got it. All right. Was that easy? No, no, it's actually this isn't gonna be like, this isn't gonna be like, this is a hundred inches? How many feet is that? Eight? Nine? There's a big question in our minds of. what is the impact of. releasing. a show. that. we poured all of our heart and soul into.

on a channel that we don't upload to that often. Right. That's why. We're on the channel where we upload all the time, talking about the channel where we don't upload that often. All right, empty it out. You see how that works? Empty it out. What is your prediction? I don't think you emptied it out. What is my prediction? Of how long. All right. I think that we might be able to get. to two hundred inches.

Got it. I didn't think it was that hard. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, you kind of made it look a little bit hard. Add that to the end. It just takes time. But. in terms of, like, the force. This is a. Then I'm putting it under. Okay. Here we go. Draining out the backwash that we will drink again. Is that what's happening? Of course. Yeah. We're, like, backwashing again and again?

I'm not backwashing. There. Okay, and now. Now, I feel like I was re-sucking. What do you? But I wasn't opening. I was keeping my face. Well, hold on. What do you mean, re-sucking? I'm saying I was sucking and then, like, setting and then sucking and setting. Suck, set. That. That's not acceptable? I mean, I think I could maybe. I think it could go on forever.

But that's. Add way more. At a certain point, this is gonna, like, be counter to what we're trying to accomplish. Because you're sitting here watching this video when we really want. you to watch another video. Well, no, no. Because now we're going. This is all about psychology, Link. Some of you who are. rule followers and people pleasers already opened a new tab. Those of you who think of yourself as a little bit, actually, you don't think of yourself as a contrarian, but you are. But when you're called that, you're like,

no, I'm not. Because why? Because you are a contrarian. And now it's your turn to open up a new tab. You can do it. No one's watching. The universe isn't going to think any less of you just because you. open a new tab and subscribe to the Rhett and Link channel. It's fine. Everything's going to be okay. All right, so you connect that. So, now what have we done, Lucas? That's two hundred and thirty-five. Two hundred and thirty-five. All right. And Link is going to do suck, set, suck, set.

And if I successfully suck, set this thing, you need to go over there and you need to subscribe, and you need to take three friends with you for this limited time only. Hold on. I still got liquid in here I got to get rid of. That's what I don't want to do. I feel like I haven't backwashed any. Here we go. Go.

Got it. Okay. Go big. Go big. Go big. I mean. Empty? Is it empty? I think you're gonna have to. Okay. The excitement is palpable. All right, so we're going two hundred and ninety-five inches. All right, you're empty.

You got twenty-four feet right there. Twenty-four feet. You hear that? I think we can do a hundred feet. For the right amount of subscribers. We're acting like this is a live video. We should be doing this live. Then we could actually be saying things like that. Then we'd have to actually be here on a Saturday. Got him. All right, empty it back out. Hold it up. Okay. I will say, that wasn't easy.

Hold it up, though. Hold up the. That wasn't easy. It wasn't as hard as making an episode of Wonderhole, but. it was pretty hard. It was pretty hard. Excuse me. Good gracious. If you don't like burps. Well, we don't do that in Wonderhole. We haven't burped once. I haven't burped. Well, it hasn't made the edit. Okay, what are you adding now, Lucas? You just want to do another twenty feet?

Yes, sir. Here. I will say, Link, that my. It's. I started cramping on that one. I did a lot of sucking. Mouth cramp? I did a lot of sucking, but there's almost an upper neck cramp. All right, so that's forty-five feet. Oh, so we're going from twenty-four to forty-five? Yeah. We're at forty-nine? Give me that. We were at twenty-four point five feet, and then now we're adding another twenty feet to that. He's doubling your record. So we're at forty-four point five feet?

Yes. Yes. Forty-four and a half feet. And this is a world record. And it tastes like. Tastes like tube. There's also this. There's a watch. You ever use that watch later feature? Ever tried that? You know, sometimes I'll assemble a whole group of things that I want to watch later. So. All right, Rhett, pick that up. Empty it out. You can watch. Is it empty? Wonderhole later too. So it automatically plays after this one.

And you can put all three episodes on your watch later. You got nothing better to do, right? Now that I'm up here. And if you do, you can still watch it later. One leg down. Look what this man's doing. You can't even see him, but he's up there. I mean, I guess you can in that camera. He's sucking so hard. Look at him. He has not gotten it yet. Here we go. It's still got a. It's got a ways to go.

He's got that tube around his neck. Here it comes. There it goes. He got it. He got it. He got it. I got it. I started to feel a little. A little crampage. in my. face. Rhett. Sixty feet. Rhett, you're gonna be hurting. I think we need to. What was this? We're going sixty feet, which is. Twenty feet more. Do you know, in order to qualify,

should I spoil this? The fifty foot thing? Should I do it or should I make them go watch Wonderhole, and figure it out? Don't spoil it. I'm not gonna spoil it out. Fifty feet is important. Stevie, would you have a tab open at this point? Like just like if you, if. I wanna just get into your head, like just as psychology here. You get on that ladder. You can. I know you're a very discerning, you know, connoisseur of entertainment, right? Let's just say that you were. Thank you. You were a fan of a particular. YouTube channel.

If that was the kind of thing that you were into. I know you're not. And. All right, blow on that. We gotta clear. Let's bring in a new ladder. And let's just say. you watched this. To clear. You watched it. You didn't watch it all the time. You just watched the ones that. seemed interesting, like when they were eating something or sucking something. And then. they were like, yeah, they talk about that other show that they do and they seem. They really want people to watch it, but I don't know about that. And then they made this desperate plea on this other video while they were just.

shamelessly sucking this thing and they kept talking about. the other thing and it was, it was a little bit sad. Would you go? Would you go watch it? Yeah. Because. if you're someone that watches Good Mythical Morning, not even every morning, but. you. enjoy this content, then. you. Clear. Will enjoy Wonderhole. But it's for a different. You don't have to watch Wonderhole in the morning, you can watch Wonderhole at nighttime, you can have a nighttime experience with Wonderhole.

It's. She's making me uncomfortable. I didn't hear anything you said. All right. That's why I stopped talking. I'm in a siphon. The answer is yes. Yeah, yeah, you'd watch it. Yeah, I also. I know what it is, and it's. really good. Are we making a siphon? I don't know how siphons work, man. Well, if this was. If the majority of it. was higher than your.

You're making it harder on yourself. We should throw this up. Yeah. And then at least at the halfway point, it would get easier. Well, the water should be higher. The water should be higher. I should be on my back. That's not our challenge. Our challenge is to suck it up, not to use siphon. So blow. Blow? Keep blowing unless it. Until it's empty.

I think. I think I'm good. All right. How long is this, Lucas? Sixty-four feet. Sixty-four point five. Sixty-four point five feet. Okay. This is, and when it gets here, it's gonna go in so many circles. Do you think people who don't watch Good Mythical Morning would like Wonderhole? Absolutely. Yeah. But where are they. right now? Where are they? They're not here. Yeah. Tell the people that, you know, don't like this channel. There's a lot of people who are like,

I gave up on Good Mythical Morning years ago, but. I really love Wonderhole. I have seen that. Well, how do you think that makes Carney feel? He's the showrunner. Not everybody can like everything. You know what I'm saying? Wait, I'm. I. Okay. The measurement of where we're at right now. Are we. a thousand percent sure that that's? It's a thousand feet? Yeah. No, but for real. Because I just. I just decided right now to Google what's the longest straw. And, and so I'm just asking, like you just said, it was like,

this is sixty-four feet. I don't know if it is. Math's all in my head, Stevie. It's sound. Thousand percent. I can totally see that. Are we setting a world record? I think maybe, but by a lot? So I'm confused. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm like, are you sure that's sixty-four feet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah. Here I go. Okay.

He's sucking. He's sucking. It's moving, it's moving. Look at. Look at all this. I can see the bubbles moving. You're gonna get it, homie. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. Don't give up. Keep going. Do it for the subs. Oh, it's getting there. It's almost. This is what your heart feels like. You're such a large man. Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going. It's moving. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. I can see it. I'm full here. Yes! Oh, gosh. That hurt real bad. Everything went black. Also. And you're on a ladder. It's because, I guess technically you have to. We're, like, looping it around. And I think that the world record is, like, more of a straight shot. Straight up. Straight up. Straight up.

Like the path you'll take from this channel to the Rhett and Link channel. That's right. We just set a freaking world record. Unofficially. All right, all right. So. how much more are we throwing on there? I have another twenty feet. Give him a twenty feet. Make it count. What does that bring us to? Eighty-four and a half feet. Okay. Okay, Link. Everything inside my mouth hurts. Open that up. I'm gonna empty it. Get it out of the water. Okay. Just emptying it is hard.

That's my favorite part. Here, you should empty. I need to save myself. For what? I'm about to try. I'm saving myself for suck. You can expend yourself for blow. Now do this. It's pretty cool to watch that. It's like a roller coaster of bubbles.

Totally. I think it might be empty. Is it not? Well, nothing's coming out. There's quite a lot. I can, here, hold this. I can. I think you're. I think you're good. Okay. I'm going up here. You gotta connect them. Yeah. It's really hard to tell. Where's my? Where's my suck end? Okay, so you. stay out here and hold these two.

Hold that loop. over there. You want me to hold it up? And then just, yeah, kind of point. when you think there starts to be. And maybe get that off the ground. Okay. Up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. Eighty-four and a half. foot suck. Ready? Oh, I was already sucking. Is it not in there? Why is it starting? Hey, when you suck, it started emptying out. Siphon. Oh, siphon. It siphoned it. It siphoned it. Let's just let it go.

Okay, that's it. It's fully empty. Drop it in. I found another video. The one that I was like, are you sure? Because we're past the world record. And then it had to be straight. Now I found another video. And, well, you know, keep going, but. Oh, the one that doesn't have to be straight. You know that one? Yeah. It's close. What is it? Like three hundred feet?

No. Less? More. Five hundred feet? More. A thousand feet? Yeah. It's a thousand feet? Well, you know, the title is world's longest straw, a thousand plus feet, impossible, question mark. So, I mean, I don't know, but. I caught my tongue. You locked it? I can't stop here, because that's not legal. I don't even know if what you're doing is legal.

But I don't know. what law we're violating, you know, according to what legal standard. Okay, well. Goodness gracious. We're gonna go until. I'm mewing so hard. We're gonna go until we get to a thousand feet and set the world record. But we're gonna. We're gonna let. Pull it out. We're gonna let you go. Okay? We're gonna let you go now. And, we're just. Where are they going to go?

With everything. With everything that we have. And first of all, let me just say. Yes, this video has been directed towards people who haven't yet watched Wonderhole. If you have watched Wonderhole and you enjoyed it, great. We love you. Thank you for that. This video, I hope you enjoyed it. Spread the word. Yeah. Get somebody else to watch it. We need you. Here we are. For independent internet-tainment. Hip hip. hooray. Hip hip. hooray. My throats are hurts.

Yeah, right. Now that I can't hooray. Right here. Right in here. Also, you know what? What? We're gonna be back on Monday with the season twenty-six premiere. of Good Mythical Morning. Oh, yeah, we are. You'll watch that, won't you? You know what? What? Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Also, you know what? We're not gonna say you know what time it is, right? Because we're not. We're not doing that, right? We're not spinning that, right? You know what time it is? It's time for you to go subscribe to the Wonderhole channel and watch. whatever you haven't watched and then tell your friends and even,

and then maybe tell your family. That's exactly what I was gonna say. Call your. senator. Wow, it's just as hard to blow it out. We're halfway through the first season of Rhett and Link's Wonderhole. Check out all available episodes on the original Rhett and Link YouTube channel.