We Drank As Much Pre-Workout As Humanly Possible

Let's find out what happens when we try pre-workout. Let's talk about that. Good. Mythical Morning. Now, I know this may come as a shock to you, but I am no gym bro. Despite that, today. I am pumped. to dabble in their culture by testing. pre-workout. Now, if you don't know what pre-workout is, well, you need to spend more time on bodybuilder subreddits.

Yeah, don't we all? It's a wonderland over there. Basically, pre-workout is a supplement filled with things like creatine, vitamins, amino acids, and usually a lot of caffeine, like, way too much caffeine, all designed to increase your energy and help you get the most out of your workout. And it's also known to make people feel a little. crazy. What's gonna happen to us? It's time for, Is That God Coursing Through My Veins, Or Is It Just a Pre-Workout? A Scientific Exploration.

Okay, you mother. Today, the pre-workout you're gonna be taking. is called Mother Bucker, not a sponsor. Stevie. Now, there are repeated warnings on the label that this is not for beginners and should. not be mixed with any other caffeine sources. And we've got a lineup of flavors for you to try here, all from the Mother Bucker line. So each one of these little tasting cups has about a third of a dose,

so you're gonna drink up all three. First, we have Gym Junkie, which is red raspberry, and orange. So go ahead and give that a taste. Give it a taste, she says. Maybe I'll go, I'm not gonna drink it all at once. I'm gonna give it a little. so I can go back. Can you believe she called us that? Well, it was censored, so I couldn't tell what she said. At least that's. I heard it. That's what I'm trying to, clean out my ears.

That. is pungent. and triggering. Well, that, it says. on their website, hands down, most intense pre-workout formula we, or for that matter, anyone has ever created, which. is indicated by the fact that they just put, it's so grainy because it's packed with so many things that probably shouldn't be. packed into such a small space. I didn't love that flavor. What is this one? This is a Musclehead Mango, which is mango and pineapple. Oh, okay. Don't spill it. I did a little bit. Don't get it in your. muscles.

I like this a little bit better. Yeah, I like it better, too. It's not quite as crazy. I mean, it's still sour, but it's not as sour. I am looking forward to the frequent. urination, which is one of the side. effects of the amount of caffeine that we're about to consume, which is four hundred milligrams. Good gracious. Four X. the amount of coffee. And finally, you have these Strawberry Sour sets. So, that's four cups of coffee? Okay. I'm actually shaking a little bit already.

Oh, interesting. This reminds me of. That one's okay. That one's. My last trip to Santa Barbara. As far as the taste goes. I like it, sour strawberry candy. Wine tasting. I was like, what are you doing in Santa Barbara with strawberries? I think I'm gonna. Wine tasting. I think the mango is my favorite taste. Well, the news is that you have to drink down all of them, so maybe. You know what? You know, chase down the one that you don't like with the other two. Strawberry's my favorite. And do a little swirl.

to make it catch all the granules. I mean, there's, like, devil's peppers in this thing. Yeah. It's a vasodilator, which will help you get the gnarly pump you dream of. Yeah! I don't dream of pumps, not that kind of pump. Oh, you don't dream of pumps? Not that kind. I always enjoy a pump dream. Okay. Does it, is it like helium? Does it make your voice? There's granules in the bottom of this.

I'm gonna have to. get those granules in me. We look like a team. Like a generic, we're a generic workout team. My favorite is the Sour Strawberry. Yours is the mango? You get the granules. You left granules. Okay, so. I want to make sure that you guys get steeped in this. bro culture. So, there is a trend with pre-workout called dry scooping, which involves taking a full dose of the powder and throwing it back into your.

mouth, not mixed with any liquid. So you choke on it? Yeah, that's the thing, is that it's really dangerous, and. we don't want that for you. You have a whole episode to shoot, so. there's little, tiny, little, tiny spoons that you'll see to the side. Why don't you just, you know, try it with that? Try and get the experience. without the danger. What is their reason? Cause it's cool, man. It's cool, bro. Because everything they do is based on reason. discovered in. podcasts.

That's right. They're not advocating dry scooping at podcasts. Other muscular men on microphones. Oh, you seem a little bitter. I just don't, I just don't get it. How much should we do? I think that this should touch your tongue first. And the only way to do that is to defy gravity with it. This is what the bros do in the gym. They carry their little teaspoon? Oh, this?

I gotta go this way. Spot me. Oh, oh, no. Oh, get it back in there. I don't wanna suck. I don't believe. Just swallow. It just goes straight down. It's kind of nice. Well, hold on, don't endorse it. Don't talk it up. It really packs a flavor punch, though. So. we're gonna wait thirty minutes. before we,

you know, see what this stuff does. And I propose. we go ahead and shoot Good Mythical More in that time. All right. Yeah. Clock wipe? We can watch the pump. Can we clock wipe? Yeah. Okay. Okay, guys, welcome back. How are we feeling? Wild. Seriously, you know, we just shot the More. If you want to watch, like, the progression, you can. But just as a recap, like, what they describe as tingles. started where with you?

Within, like. five. to seven minutes. It started in the neck. And then you were talking about, and I didn't. Head. And then you were talking about the back of your hands. Back of hands. And then, it changed from a tingle to a, to needles. Yeah. And then the needles have now spread. from the back of my hands. It feels like. it. I've never felt my earlobes. Like, I can, my ear, every single part of my ear.

is being pricked with needles. And that's the beta alanine, right? It started in my jaws. It has a weird effect. It feels like I'm. burnt underneath. It feels like you've got burlap on. Yes. Like you, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you're in mourning and you wear burlap. Should we get a baseline again? Well, now, so, yeah. So, for the Mythical Beasts watching, we did establish some controls pre, pre-workout. So, now we're going to go back through. those exercises and see how they compare. So, first, if you'll put those monitors on,

we're going to get your blood pressure and heart rate and see how that compared. I'm one hundred and seven. That's very, very low. Over sixty-five. Very low. And you are one thirty two over eighty-two. And my heart rate is already at ninety-eight. My blood pressure was already high. You're just.

Whoa. One forty-nine over eighty-four. That's high. You're crazy, man. How's your blood pressure still so low? I don't know. I'm a cool cat. It's lower, I think.

Mine's lower. You got low blood pressure, but dang. What does that? What does that mean? I don't know. Mine's lower. What is your heart rate? What about the heart rate? Seventy-five. It's basically the same. I feel so amped right now. What was your heart rate? I feel amped, too. One hundred and one. Oh, okay. And I can get way higher than that. And. my resting heart rate, like, during the night, is like fifty-eight. Just to give you an idea of where this, where this thing is going.

So, it must not impact my heart. Okay, well, let's see if it impacted. Lucas's special. jitter toy. If we can bring that out. Oh, yeah. Look at this thing. Custom made. And then. All right, so. I'm going to go as fast as I can without. Put it on the start first. Okay. Okay. And then. All right. All right, here we go.

Here we go. Yeah. I'm going to start over. I'm going to start over. I'm not even shaking that much. Okay, all right. I'm going to do exactly what I did before. Oh, oh, yeah, those are tough. Those are tough. Yeah, yeah, do the old spin.

You finished strong. I feel like I did about the same. Oh, oh, you are shaking, but. Oh, look at you. Oh, a lot of shaking, but. the accuracy.

I started real strong. Yes. That's an improvement for you. Yes, clap for me, please. You did better. So, even though it makes you. Why are you doing that? Okay, this is the next test, the hand-eye coordination. Uh oh. Oh, three attempts, and I got it. Okay. Standing up, first attempt. That's what I'm counting.

I mean, standing up, first attempt. Now, before you. I did it on the first try last time. Well, you just did a try. Okay, I got it on the second try this time. Okay. We both got worse. We both got worse. Offhand. Oh, but I did do it. I still did it.

All right. All right. Hey, bro. Yeah? My voice. My voice. Are my balls getting smaller, or is that something that happens? What do you? What is this? Why are you just? Yeah, we didn't do that test before. That wasn't even something we did. But, but let's see how you do. I went too early. I'm better than the machine. The machine couldn't keep up with. That was pretty good, wasn't it?

We'll, do Bop It. So happy. What? So happy. Beat Bop solo. That's you. Oh, come on. I did it. I did it. I did it! We're so much better than the machines. And when I start to get angry, the needles hurt even more.

I'm going to sleep. Well. What are you doing? You're gonna see how well you can shuffle? No, I gotta shuffle these cards. Oh, I'm gonna shuffle so hard. You need to shuffle so hard. They're brand new. They're brand new. Yeah, you want me to spot you? Oh, yeah, that's good. You shuffled. Okay, I'm gonna see if you can pick a card. I'm gonna pick a card so hard. I want you. Oh, no, no, no. I want you.

Just pick a card. Oh, yeah. I did it. Okay, okay. Okay, close your eyes. Look that way. Okay. Send it. Okay? Send it to me.

You pulled my hair. Are you sensitive? Oh, okay. it's a face card. It's a face card with a. black. It's a face card that's black. Jack of spades. You were close, dude. Dang. See, I. Okay, Stevie, I'm.

getting things. I'm getting things. I need a number from you. Okay, see, it's working. It's just not quite sinked in. I, black. face card. Yeah, that was. I mean, that was something. I should have just, I should have waited around for the. king to show up. Okay. Stevie, are you thinking about a number? Write it down. Yeah. Okay, can you really think about it? Can you send it? Yeah, yeah. This is why I don't go to the gym.

Okay, this is the number that I got. Okay, that's Stevie's number. I have Stevie's number. The number that I received, was thirty-seven. Oh, my gosh. Two away! I almost said thirty-six. I almost said thirty-six too. I heard thirty-six, and then I pushed in the wrong direction. I'm almost completely focused. I'm almost there. I'm just like two cards off or two numbers off. But we.

Hold on, we. Let's actually workout. I was so close. I saw a freaking thirty-six, and then I changed it for some reason. I have a microphone. I was thinking thirty-six, and I changed it to thirty-five. Oh, we gotta sync up. I'm so close. I gotta hone these powers. So, you were both thinking thirty-six, and you both changed it, one off? I saw thirty-six. Seriously? I changed it.

Literally, I looked in the air, and it was there. I'm ready to workout for reals. Okay. Cause I don't have psychic powers, but, boy, you should see me with some weights. Okay, okay, okay. All right. Eleven, don't move your shoulder. No, no, no. How many did you do last time? That's one. Two. How many you do? Twelve. Twelve. That's three, four, five, six.

You need me to spot you, bro? Seven. Eight, nine, ten. Eleven. Come on, baby. Twelve. Keep your shoulder out of it. Thirteen, fourteen. There you go. Come on, come on. You didn't do this for nothing. Sixteen. Don't. Fifteen and a half.

Stevie, did you know I was gonna do that many? Hey, that was an improvement. And do another one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You spot. I could of spotted you. All right, one and a half. Hey, you got one. One and a half. One and a half. Go to Sporked. and check out. their ranking of the best tasting energy drinks. Eleven of them. I'm getting ready to go down on this. Whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Family friendly. You know what I'm gonna do, I'm going down, and then I'm picking it up. Yeah! Come on. Yeah. He's got two. This is my off arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it. That's twice as many as the first one. He's okay, he's okay, he's okay. He's okay. I doubled. I freaking doubled.

All right. So, now, now. Now we gotta do our squats. Twenty-two. We're impressed. You can stop anytime. Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five. Twenty-five. Twenty-five, you give up? I give up after twenty-five. All right, all right. So before. I got to twenty-five and I gave up. I'm sweating so bad right now. Oh, man. There's so much heat coming off. You got a twenty-five before. That's one. That's two. That's three. That's four. Punch me now.

That's six. Punch me every time I go down. That's seven. That's eight. That's nine. That's ten. That's eleven. That's twelve. That's thirteen. Oh, no, no, no. Don't do that. Fourteen. Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen. Don't do that. Nineteen. Twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, -twenty-three,

twenty-four, -twenty-five, twenty-six, -twenty-seven, twenty-eight, -twenty-nine, thirty. All right, thirty. Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right. Twenty-one? How many did Rhett do? Twenty-five, and then gave up.

Okay. Oh, I thought you were gonna beat me, man. How many was that? Twenty-three. Twenty-three, Michael Jordan. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. This thing is like dripping. sweat. Why is it so moist? I feel so alive.

Okay, here I go. One, two, three, four, five. Thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, seventy. You're not. Okay. He's not going low enough?

I don't think he's coming back. I don't think he's coming back. Okay. All right. It's not just in for me. I'm anti pre-workout. I'm post workout. Take one. Okay. What did we. learn today? Don't give this man pre-workout.

All I feel is tingly. My. performance didn't increase. My self-esteem has been lowered. How do you feel? I feel incredible. Stevie, think of another number. Tell me when you're ready. I want you to think of the number now. Okay, the number has been written. It is on this board.

I saw the number eighteen. Thanks for liking, commenting and. subscribing. You know what time it is. My name is Optimus Prime. This is Bumblebee. It is time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality and. roll out. What? What? I can't believe.

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