We Declare a #HASHTAG WAR!

it's time for the mythical beast to wage. war for the gmm. let's talk about that. [Music]. good. mythical morning okay if you've been. watching good mythical morning for any. length of time you may have picked up on. the fact that we use the gmm. sometimes we make it pop up over here. yeah now season four we actually put it. up on the screen in the corner it's. pretty amazing but the idea is that when.

we talk about something gmm related when. we ask you to ask us something or. comment on something gm related you know. how a hashtag works i don't need to. explain this it's well it it's very. useful for us because. and it's useful for you because you can. search it and you can see what everyone. is talking about and you can contribute. to the conversation it doesn't just have. to happen in the comments below this. video it can happen. all over the twitterverse all over and i. think a lot of people know that well.

hashtag good mythical morning i mean. half of you guys can't even spell. mythical i mean let's be real here. another half of you don't feel like. typing good mythical that's a lot of. letters once i get halfway through. mythical i'm like i am exhausted no i. just can't keep typing here's carpal. tunnel yeah. just for those of you who don't. understand my sarcasm i know that most. of you can understand mythical because. we're about to ask you to do something. for us and so i don't know i'm just. saying they can spell it and understand. yeah i don't want to insult you because. i'm about to ask you to do something. okay but you did insult them sorry for.

insulting you sarcastic please forgive. me it was it was sarcasm now i'm going. to ask you to do something so we. typically search. gmm because it's meaningful to us to. carry on this conversation with you. but. occasionally i do the old gmm hashtag. search and something like this comes up. link. kristintalent. kt on fox13 is her twitter handle. watching at valve. on fox 13 at trey paul on fox 13 at.

scott made house at joey salapec. and cracking up. gmm good morning well the cracking up. part makes me feel good but she seems to. be laughing at people that we have no. clue who they are never had scott and. joey on the show don't know trey don't. know val so i'm a little confused. and sometimes i see something like this. from megan pringle. megan like the chip i like that megan. from abc2. before he was a meteorologist.

masko from abc2 was a muffin man. gmm is expecting fresh baked muffins and. here's a twitter pic link that's not you. is it no that's not you i wish it was. that's not me we don't have a green. background that my friend is a. weatherman i can tell by the look on his. face meteorologist is the correct term. okay that my friend is a meteorologist i. can tell by the look on his face it. turns out. that there are not. just one but brace yourselves not. just well yeah just two.

other than us. two morning shows two news morning shows. that are out there using the gmm. you got good morning memphis on fox 13. in memphis and you got good morning. maryland a whole state on abc two and. maybe how could this have happened. they're saying good morning to a to a. major city and good morning to a whole. state and it's happening they're using. the gmm hashtag and the internet cannot. work this way people well yeah i think.

this is the question i mean should we. let this go i mean what should we do. we should not let it go. because because this is important right. this is this is this is how people how. we commute how people communicate i mean. if you can't use hashtags to communicate. you know this is the internet things. have to be orderly. okay that's not making a great case but. i think that maybe. let's let's step into the shoes of the. memphis people in the maryland people.

surely it's frustrating when they want. to do some sort of search and they get. all these crazy uh. uh hashtags with gmm with asking us. questions about life. how do i stay awake what is this. mythical stuff and. that's got to be more even more. frustrating for them than it is for us. we're doing you a favor good morning. memphis and good morning maryland by. asking you to kindly give up the gmm. hashtag and and use something else well. i don't think honestly i don't think. we're we're doing anything kindly yeah.

this may be a little tongue-in-cheek but. i'm gonna use the terminology of. war okay well before we get to that. let's see what we're up against because. i i just i'm saying this is gonna this. is about war this is a hashtag war. i want to declare it we've discussed it. amongst ourselves we think this is. important. who's. who's the enemy okay here's a clip from. good morning memphis. music city usa ranked is one of the. worst cities in the country for bed bugs. a new terminex survey found nashville is.

among the top 15 cities with bed bug. infestations. can you see bed bugs with the naked eye. yeah. okay well i i don't think i've ever seen. the bed bugs they were watching a video. of bed bugs. and you guys you can see the bed bugs. and then the guy says that doesn't look. good what they're getting i mean they're. getting to the bottom have we ever. talked about beg bugs. no well i'm just a little thrown by the. fact that he saw the bed bugs and then. that question whether or not he could. see the bed bugs i don't know i mean i.

just don't think he was looking at his. screen okay it's early morning all right. these these newscasters they got to get. up early to do their job okay now i. don't not only do they talk about uh. really incredible issues like bed bugs. but they have a diner incredible issues. they have a diner set link they have a. set that is a diner they're interviewing. trey easy a rapper in memphis you've got. a new song called simply memphis yeah no. it's called from the m but we got to. make it catch it though so the only only. thing the only way we made the kitchen.

was add elvis to it so you added elvis. to it yeah i had a rap song yeah we put. elves in the rap song. awesome. awesome. that's how i would describe it too we've. never had a rapper on this show no we. don't have a diner set. we can think about it we could get we i. mean so. i don't know it seems like they got. their you've got your stuff together. good morning memphis now i've that was. good morning memphis right yeah good. morning maryland right yeah now good. morning they also have ribs i mean they. didn't they could have thrown that in. our face but i guess they weren't.

directing their newscasts they had ribs. in the city of memphis you mean i got. really good ribs too we also don't have. that. we can't get ribs i'm just acknowledging. that they've got they got bed bugs. they've got wrappers and they've got. ribs we have none of these things on our. show okay and here's good morning. maryland now. good morning maryland two more sleeps. until super bowl 47. how'd you like that. two more sleeves two more sleeves. lynette i'm just going to call him out. this is to prove how uncool charlie is. he learns that that's the phrase the.

young people are using wait what's your. sleeves and now we want to throw it out. and try it what do you think okay so. they use uh like common lingo that the. kids are into that looks like they might. go to urban dictionary to come up with. things right they're very they're very. they're very connected i mean we try to. connect with the with the youth out. there but uh well that's the competition. now you've seen it and it's become. reality and here's what here's our. stance. we want to declare hashtag war against. good morning memphis and good morning. maryland to front war to get the hashtag.

all to ourselves sharing this hashtag is. not good for anybody it just doesn't. work that way yeah and we want it. and we're gonna declare war so that we. can get it uh we even have. a declaration. of war here that i'm going to read this. is going to make it official we can we. can alternate who reads which line we. can put some dramatic music underneath. i'll hold this eye then. and this involves you mythical beasts so.

listen we need your help with this hit. the music. [Music]. be it enacted by the mythical beast of. good mythical morning assembled first. that this day the 22nd day of october. the year of our lord 2013 a hashtag war. is henceforth declared upon the morning. news programs good morning memphis and. good morning maryland second that the. president. of good mythical mourning red james. mclaughlin the first. yeah you won the uh president con.

contest that we had yeah previous. episode yeah so you got the title. footnote even though i'd i'd probably. deserve it we could be it could have. been co-president well that's not how it. works. be and hereby is directed and empowered. to use the entire internet and social. media forces of the mythical beast to. carry this act into effect third said. hashtag war will not halt until all. morning programs other than good. mythical morning surrender the use of. the hashtag which is specifically the.

pound symbol followed immediately by the. letters g m and then a second m with no. spaces intermingled fourth and finally. the terms of surrender shall be as. follows. each aforementioned television morning. program shall individually and amicably. relinquish the use of hashtag gwm via a. verbal proclamation within their on-air. programming. as a good faith commitment contingent. upon the compliance of both television.

programs to these terms my voice has. changed a little bit here in setfall. mclaughlin and neil shall prepare for. each television program. a custom musical performance in the form. of a jingle and all the people said. good mythical morning okay and that's. how war begins people. okay here's what we want you to do this. is how you mythical beasts can be. involved in waging war first of all. uh let me say that.

this is this is uh this is i'm not gonna. spirit it's not mean spirited i was. gonna say it's all in good fun no it's. it's actually we want the hashtag we. want them to relinquish the use of the. hashtag but this is not mean spirited. nothing below the belt here you're a. mythical beast. this is good-hearted this is good for. everybody but here's what we want you to. do we are putting a list of the. different anchors and the television. stations that are involved in each one. of these entities yes good mythical. morning and good uh sorry good morning. memphis and good morning maryland we. also have all that in the description.

and we are going to give you a tweet. that we want you to tweet at all of. these people. with a link to this episode of good. mythical morning so they will see it and. then they will be forced to respond on. some level or i guess they could just. ignore it basically basically the mantra. is. hashtag gmm means good mythical morning. and if you copy and paste the language. that we have in the description and put. that on twitter we need to inundate. these people and like we said.

if they on their air on their. programming give up hashtag gmm. to us. we have suggestions first of all we. think gmm uh maryland should just be gmd. just add a d that's easy. and then gm memphis gm memphis the gmm. we're going to use that but the gm. memphis that's for you good morning. and we will write a jingle for either. one of you both of you both of you do it. we'll write a jingle for each one of. them you may not want it.

but we're gonna write we are good at. writing jingles and it's gonna it will. be so catchy royalty free everyone will. be singing it come on come on marilyn. come on memphis. work it yeah we can do this you can lose. this war. it's good for everybody yeah you know. what time it is i'm tatum from baton. rouge louisiana and it's time to spin. the wheel of mythicality okay make sure. that you pick up your gmm shirt. gmm stands for good mythical morning and. we have a shirt i think this is fun i.

can't wait to see what's going to happen. because the mythical beast is going to. mobilize for war. debate apples versus oranges now i've. always been a fan of oranges because uh. the peel can be used i go first. did you say you were in for apples. because i'm apples did you say oranges i. said oranges ladies and gentlemen. i put forth that oranges are amazing. this man who speaks only to me is losing. the debate.

are you okay. your turn. debate. i'm for oranges. apples. are great. your turn. i will pay 1 000 out of my own personal. money do a brain scan of a live brain. scan of link while we feed him different. questions.