Waffles are Better than Pancakes
you posted this this this and more let's. talk about that hi my name is Karina and. I'm from Ohio good miss school. [Music]. morning Good Mythical Morning this. episode is brought to you by the r link. Community go to R link.com click on. beast and you will enter a world of. congregating people much like yourself. or if you're there it will be yourself.
they can be different though people can. be different or they could also be. different it's not homogeneous you post. photosk you you Converse about things. remember homogeneous milk in elementary. school no homogenized milk that was. unhomogenized mine was homogenized it. was the same throughout well it didn't. have like little. curdle curds in it that's the difference. between me and you right you posted some. stuff on Facebook and Twitter and we're. going to talk about it now that's how. this works at least this is unless it.
doesn't go well we don't keep doing it. we're also we're also going to do some. mail at the end we got like a new mail. thing new mail idea stay tun for that. new mail idea it's going to be. crazy on Facebook cyan Chatfield says. asks is it okay for a 35-year-old woman. me to be wearing a Christmas onesie um. cyan I think it depends on the time of. year and um but even more importantly I. think I need to see a picture in order. to be able answer your question oh there.
you go that's what I think it comes down. to post it for us Jonathan Phillips said. on the Facebook my grandparents live on. Rett Lane uh Jonathan Phillips I have a. problem with this because what if your. parent what if your grandparents are. like part of some sort of Witness. Protection Program or something what if. there's somebody out to get your. grandparents now everybody who lives on. red lane is going to go around knock on. the door are you Jonathan Phillips. grandparents but I I think they're so. inconsiderate of your grandparents right. right I think you're what is the point. well yeah exactly you're missing the.
point which is that's your name oh and. and his grandparents live on a lane that. is your name now that is. awesome well not really awesome I mean. it's just it it could happen it probably. happens all over you like seen like a. link Street and you get out hey take a. picture of me next to the street that. has my name on it no but if you should. do that post a picture of that please my. wife's maiden name is Lane so whenever. we see Jesse Lane we take a picture of.
it you've seen that yeah we've never. really to taken a picture of it though. and is she in witness protection yes. Bingo you are you doing the next one or. is this me you can well no it's your. turn it's your turn to read we're. alternating Amanda board I like your. name. borgard uh posted a picture fashion. these days this supports my stance that. if I ever run face first into a fence. the very next place I'm going is a. fashion show no that's a good.
link Nick Lenell. posted don't talk to strangers on park. benches a agree or disagree I don't like. speaking with strangers regardless of. where they're sitting or now this. reminds me of what happened last night. to us this was not a guy on a park bench. I do not talk to strangers on park. benches but here's what happened we're. eating in an Indian restaurant we come. out we're going back to the car this guy. I'd say he's about 25 yards away he's.
walking this is this is at night it's. dark he walks past the front of the car. and then he's coming towards us and I. turn to you I don't know if you heard me. and I said does that guy have a mask on. it looked like he had a a a hoodie on. and then a skeleton mask on his face and. as he walked by I. realized it's not a mask it is the guy's. face the guy had so many piercings on. his face you said were behind me oh yeah.
it was incredible so many piercings it. looked like he had all these piercings. in his bottom lip and they were big. white things that looked like teeth on a. skull but he wasn't on a bench where. where's this going my point and well I. said to him I said hey how you doing I. talked to. him and the reason why I did was cuz he. wasn't on bench and I wasn't on the. bench I I felt safe talking to the the. Skeletor man because I he was going this. way and I was going that way and I could. Escape pretty quickly if we were both on. a bench I never would have talked to him.
and he still didn't. respond I think I wish I would have. taken pict I think the nice thing is to. say hey how how's your day going or I. love your face I'm not going to do it or. is that a mask Noe that's not a mask the. question is about people on benches. though uh Drew blank says seagulls evil. are just a distraction for something far. more. Sinister evil Ashley J Woods posted. waffles are better than pancakes fact. now she she said fact I'm not saying.
fact well I would say that first of all. you need to understand the difference. between facts and opinions because I. studied that in second grade actually uh. the second thing is uh if it is your. opinion that waffles are better than. pancakes I wholeheartedly agree with you. you know why because it all comes down. to the syrup you know to me pancakes and. waffles are vehicles for butter and. syrup I mean I would eat butter and. syrup I would squirt each one into my. mouth if you could get away with that. like in this configuration next to a. partner next to a stranger on a bench if.
you squirt them like that I think. they're both going to miss your mouth. okay or do like this or take just sip. them with two straws but really you've. got the waffle which has the little. square square little pools of syrup and. butter it catches them and so containers. but the pancake is like a sponge that. just absorbs them and I'm like well I. know there was syrup there a second ago. but where did it go it went inside I. don't want it inside I want it on top. and inside you don't want to eat a flat. sponge you want to eat a corrugated box. of syrup containers waffles are better.
Jose Leandro says you don't you don't. know what you don't want to know what I. think I don't care what well well I. think I made a really good argument okay. go ahead what do you think I. agree if there were a zombie apocalypse. who would get bitten first Reit or. link well I hope re would get bitten. first so so we would both be okay yeah. there's two T's in your name not two e. yep happens all the time if there were. two i's in my name and not an N I'd be. like.
I'd also be just waiting to be B I don't. want to talk about zombie we got a. picture here let's let's look at that. Joyce P Maguire posted a photo I don't. know if she did this photo or if she. just found it online I'm sorry Joy you. got to take credit if if you did it is. it Meme Center whatever that is she made. it at Meme Center I think the thing that. would make this better is someone taking. this and since the bottom of Chuck is. kind of lopped off and the same way the. bottom of the Loess Monster's neck is. locked off put a put another arm coming. out of that and it's another Loess.
monster holding Chuck Testa who's then. holding it be like making an Inception. photo there's room for it why critici. this is the one of the best things we've. ever received why are you criticizing I. love it I'm just saying let's take it. further somebody take this further. please no look she's she wants him to. disappear into the murky depths of the. the lock Nest Jordan Voss posted I had a. dream that link showed up at my house. and wanted to inspect my room it didn't.
end. well it didn't end well well what. happened well I don't know what happened. but this like you didn't pass inspection. this is the kind of thing that you would. dream because of your anal retentiveness. you would dream like you would going. into and being like a personal organizer. for somebody now other people are. dreaming about it okay you're you're. right there I think it is my lifelong. dream to be a home a a room inspector. not a home inspector that that's kind of. Bor I'm not here to inspect the. foundation I'm here to inspect your room. yeah it's like it's yeah is it looks.
pretty clean let me check under the bed. oh look you put everything under the bed. you you fail Melissa Chapman Fel says. you should check out guth's River Ruckus. check with sheeter and see if you can MC. the show going to be huge this. summer what all right Melissa as soon as. we're done with this I'm G to check in. with sheeter about the river Ruckus I'm. I'm excited about it sheeter calling him. in a second sheeter if I have another. child I'm definitely going to name him. sheerer.
come. here that's dangerous he saying in the. wrong way Bray Ros posted a photo I just. realized that Rhett looks almost exactly. like Kenny. Loggins he's kind of got he's better. looking than I am I'll give I'll give. Kenny Lo loggin that much and his Prime. at. least all right work with me here I. think that now it says the essential. Kenny login at the top that's the name. of the album that this is an album cover. so I I'm going to acknowledge that but. it did get me thinking that what if it.
wasn't what if this was just a poster. and it was like the essential Kenny. loggin like Kenny Loggins is essential. as like a human being it's like the. fabulous Kenny Loggins but replace the. word fabulous with essential my idea is. for us to start doing that in normal. conversations I think that's that that's. the intention of the album cover hey man. that's a good idea it's that's an. essential idea let's do it you and Kenny. loggin going work totally essential and. then if somebody has a good idea you be. like essential just that's that could be.
your response you keep you can keep that. to yourself and and your other friends. it's too late James Patrick says I found. rat's Pakistan Stanny. twin I have to. agree I want to see some twins of me got. a lot of files behind him we need some. of those like iron files all right let's. get to some mail right quick you can. stay up there if you want to Pakistani. Rett uh dear Rhett and Link welcome to. season 3.
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