Top 3 Phrases That Will Save Your Life

there are certain things that you should. say in another language that could save. your life let's talk about. [Music]. that oh good a mythical morning I've. been reading in the comments that many. of you are all anxious about me knocking. over my official good mythical morning. coffee blg uh ye of little face that's. why I moved mine right here so I can't. KN I'm not going to knock this thing. over I have an in wow that was woo that.

was so close knowing where this thing is. all right none of that's going to happen. okay I'll move it here for today the. weather's changing it's getting warmer. maybe your eyes is on the horizon and. you're thinking where should I go with. my free time my eye is on the sparrow. and uh you want to do some traveling and. you need some advice and you asked us. like we ever go anywhere but I'll tell. you we might have some advice so ask. away Maric Carmen peral Lagos wow that. is a good name I probably mispronounced.

it asks which are the top three phrases. I must learn in the native language of. wherever I decided to visit in order to. not die emphasis on not dying uh this is. a great question Mir kman car because. preparation is key and if you can't. learn a whole language you got to. prioritize the things that you do learn. and if you want to learn things that are. going to keep you from dying when in. another land because as we all know that. happens uh then you got to know which.

ones to to know and when you die in. another country it's very confusing to. get the remains back oh gosh read a. whole article what do you do call the. state department should I ship them. should I put them on a jet ski throw. them real hard yeah depending on how far. away it is you could do that I think. here my I have three phrases I've got. three too you have three phrases so you. can choose among the six my three. phrases are one please Don't Shoot Me. useful number two please don't stab me.

equally useful and three I'm allergic to. peanuts and beas thingss that's three. you're not allergic to either either of. those as far as I know I I am not but if. you are allergic to something you should. you should be able to tell people that. before you partake in eating whatever it. is that you can't understand is on your. plate but because I'm not allergic to. anything then my third one is uh please. don't punch me in the.

face may not kill me but I I'd rather. not be punched in the face by by someone. in a foreign land you went directly with. the whole not dying thing like a totally. headon don't don't shoot me well I went. kind of indirectly okay uh a is H. where's the bathroom uh because holding. it in for an extensive period of time. can kill you that's been proven scient. has been proven I've proved it and in. some countries if you poop or pee. Outdoors you will be. executed well I need a list of those.

countries because Anything could happen. and I don't want to be in those. countries B is where's the McDonald's. now you may think I'm crazy but when. you're traveling overseas a there is a. McDonald's in your country that just is. part of the deal they're everywhere and. the Big Mac always tastes exactly the. same the coke always tastes exactly the. same and sometimes you may not be very. happy with the local options and you may. and you may think this is just not. taking advantage of the culture but. McDonald's could save your life while on. a foreign trip.

thirdly I'm just listening to the voices. in my. head okay you follow me here there are. many situations that you can walk into. when you're in a foreign land where some. you might walk up on a drug deal you. might walk up onur murder some kind and. they think you might be a witness and if. you just say I'm just listening to the. voices in my head they'll be like all. right he's cool don't worry he's. crazy he's cool and crazy let him go let. him off the hook.

any other questions I don't think you me. yeah we have another question Jordan. Pearson asks what's the best way to. sleep on an airplane head on the food. tray question mark okay uh first of all. I'll address the head on the food tray. before we get into the correct answer. because that's not it I've tried the. head on the food tray and something. about the posture that it renders my. body into some this sort of a you thing. it opens up my Airway such that if I do. do off whenever I wake up my stomach is.

like filled with air has this happened. to anybody before and then I let out. this stomach size burp that's not where. your Airway go your Airway goes to your. lungs you're talking about the airway to. your stomach that's called your. esophagus exactly it's not really an. airway well my Foodway my Foodway opens. up and air goes down it and then I mean. I've had that's a problem I I mean I I. was not aware of this I have had burps. that have just like rumbled on for like.

minutes well if you're ever going to be. it's like that earthquake that I felt. you know you felt it too this is an. earthquake it's still happening it's. still happening a burping contest and. you just take a long flight and uh I. can't do the the the tray thing because. my head will not get to it without. hitting the seat in front of it I I I I. don't really have a whole lot here. because I never sleep on an airplane uh. the closest that I can get is a very. deep relaxation I can't Lean Back. relaxation because I go over the head.

and what I found is that the only time I. can get really relaxed and almost sleep. is when I'm in a window seat and I'm. leaning up against the edge of the plane. the problem is again with my height is. that the curvature of the plane. starts in the head region so I lean over. but then the plane starts curving back. that's how big I am and so it's like I. end up I don't know what's happening. with my Airway at that moment but it. might be feeling my esophagus might be. filling up with air all I know is I'm. never sleeping but I look over at you. and you just it it doesn't matter you.

just go yeah we've established before. that I just uh open I my mouth is open. when I go to sleep but so I'll turn that. into advice uh just open your mouth and. you'll fall asleep that that is my. technique and maybe that is insight into. why I have such big burps cuz my mouth. is open air just crawls down cart before. the horse I think you sleep and then you. open your mouth but you know whatever. floats your boat whatever makes you. happy Whatever Gets you to. sleep you know what day it is.

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been a very bad boy just like you were. today that's right because he stole. something and you know what happens when. you do that kind of thing you and. Tommy you know what happens when we when. you steal something like you did today. you go to prison yeah and that's where. Tommy was yeah in prison and it was in. Texas so it got executed and you know. what. that's what's going to happen to you you.

need to return it sleep tight right. now I've learned something very specific. eating all this stuff that's got bacon. flavor on. it bacon is good bacon flavor stuff not. good bacon. flavor not once has it been good.