Throwing Hot Sauce As Fast As We Can

Can we guess cheap versus expensive products. by throwing them? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! When was the last time you threw something. as hard as you could? Well, Rhett, there are plenty of people on the internet. who tell me that they're convinced that I throw every. game we play on this show. Oh. And, ah! Makes me so angry!

I could just. Throw products across a room to guess their price? Yeah, exactly. It's time for Ballin Products. Literally. Welcome to the Money Ball Zone. Okay, boys, you're not new to comparing cheap and expensive. products, but this time you'll be guessing the price. difference by throwing the product across the room to. be measured by a radar gun. But before we get to the throwing. I love this! Let's do some taste testing, shall we?

I want you both to taste these two hot sauces, and then you're going to tell me which one you. think is the cheaper one. And, they've been removed from their original packaging, so you can't even use that as a little hint. So this is not not an Erewhon package. Correct. Well, I mean, that might be an Erewhon package, but it's not. what it originated in, yeah. A lot of times Erewhon is glass, right? Or is it plastic, too? Let's taste that one first. Now, they're the same color. I don't even know what this is.

You said it was hot sauce. But it looks more like baby food. Baby food or barbecue sauce. I think it's probably a habanero hot sauce. Oh, it's gonna be a little spicy. I can tell. Ooh that. And it's gonna be good. That burnt. That burnt. My nose hairs. It's gonna be good. Not oh, oh, oh. Is it real hot? Oh no, not at all. Eat a lot, eat a lot of it. Good gracious.

I gave you way too much. Good gracious. Well, that's nice. I don't wanna touch the top of my mouth or. the bottom of my mouth. I don't want anything that's not touching the hot sauce, I. don't want to touch anything that has hot sauce on it. Coming in. Coming in? Coming in, yeah. Come again? That's really nice. Are they the same color by coincidence? Link's having trouble. Oh, they're like the same type.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm a smoke inhalation victim. Oh, vinegar. Whoa. Ah ha! Oh. That one, it's not as hot. Not nearly as hot. A lot more vinegary. Wow. I have a favorite, but I shall not tell you until. I tell you with my hands. He likes that one better. I could tell already. Okay, well remember this game you're telling me. which one's more expensive?

Pepper. Cheaper, cheaper, cheaper. But you think the one you like better is more. expensive, probably. Well, I I think you're voting for this one to be cheaper. I could be completely throwing you off. But what if more vinegar means that it's, there's. like some reason that that makes it more expensive. Well that could be a thing. Because it's less hot. But I wouldn't know. It's more refined. Vinegar feels like a filler to me. Okay, hand over the cheaper hot sauce in three, two, one. Yep. We agree. It's not as good, it's got too much vinegar.

The cheap hot sauce is on Rhett's side. It's good, y'all! It's cheap! It's Yellow Bird Organic Habanero Hot Sauce, which retails for $13.99. It's so good. Do you have that stuff at home? No, but we've had it on the show, and then I said, I. gotta get that stuff at home. But you know what? I'm gonna solve that. Today I'm taking it home. You gonna take that? Can I take it home? You can have it because I don't want to. inhale any more smoke. Well you can have one but we gotta throw some because.

neither of you got the point in that part of the round. How much was this? For 13. 99, uh, so for two points, you will each take a. bottle of that hot sauce. And you're going to throw it at that net. And the radar gun will be tracking the. speed of your throws. So you're trying to throw the same miles per hour. as the price difference between these two hot sauces. We call that the delta in engineering. So, um, I like that you're using the royal we.

still for something that you're just not a part of. No, we. I was an engineer, too. I know about Delta, and I fly Delta almost exclusively. Okay. Um, so, you're gonna get up to three throws. each, and your guess is gonna be the cumulative. score of all your throws. Does that make sense? Yeah, but, I mean, how expensive can a hot sauce be? You said this is 14? That's 14, and remember, you're, the Delta is what. you're, you're throwing for. So, whatever your guess is.

Right, so if I threw it 20 miles per hour, I. would be saying that that costs thirty four, this. costs thirty four dollars. Over three throws. Over three throws. Well, you, up two, up two. Up two. Also, you have the wrong, um, bottle. You're gonna throw the. Oh, I'm throwing the cheap one. Yes. I try to do no look. You're not catching it, though. I try to do no look. I wonder if the more expensive is as cool looking as this. I mean, I, you, at this point you could throw the.

bottle that you have but I literally meant like the. actual product bottles, but whatever you feel, you know. I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Better thumbnail. Okay, so this is $14. How expensive can hot sauce be? It might be really expensive and that's the, that's the. cool thing about this one. It's so much more expensive than you can imagine. But you don't even know what. It could be like a 50. What the number's gonna be. Well, I threw a baseball earlier, so I'm gonna try to.

throw this 20 miles per hour. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I just, something should be celebrated now. I mean, I just said a number and I threw it. Well, and you celebrated. Hold on. I should be celebrated. Okay, hold on now. I'm not done. Hey, you didn't, you opened it. No, I didn't. Um, there was just some, uh, some on the, on the.

outside from last time. So I would be saying that that was $34, but I. actually think that it's $50. So I'm going to throw this 15 miles per hour. Oh! 16. Oh, oh, oh! I got it dialed in, Neal! I got it dialed in! All right, let's see what I'm gonna do with this. Um, you said $14. I can't imagine it being more than 35.

But it might be so expensive. I'm gonna throw first, see where I land. I need to have some sort of, uh, fine, I'll play your game. Yeah, just predict it. Call it out like Babe Ruth, man. Uh, I'm gonna start out with a 15 mile per. hour softball throw. Okay. Whoa, whoa, it's open! It's going everywhere! Oh, it's up there. I told you. You opened it. It's not. It's not. Yeah, but it was. I'll put my finger on the end.

We got hot sauce everywhere. Sixteen! Hey, hey. That's exactly what I said! Plus one! See? Shag me! That should be celebrated. Alright. That should be celebrated. So now I am at 14 plus 16 is 30. $30. I don't think this is any more than $37. Oh, well throw a seven.

Okay, that's a zero. Didn't register. Alright, give me a third one. Did I miss the beams? No, I was told that if you go under 10 a lot of times. it might not register. Alright. Yeah. Oh, you just got hot sauce everywhere. It just, I mean, I saw it, it was all down your back. Really? No, I didn't. You did. Yep, and some more. 16 again, Mr. Consistent.

Okay. I'm gonna hold there. 32 plus 14. You had a delta of 32, I had a delta of 36. So what am I at, 50 dollars? Okay, so, Rhett, your delta, you guessed, was. 36, Link, yours was 32. The expensive option is called Olivium Hot Sauce, and it retails for $119.

Oh! Oh, I've had this! $105. So neither one of you was close, but Rhett, you. were closer, technically. I've had this. Okay. It's, it's too vinegary. It's not worth it. Well, it's like a, it's very hot in a trendy way, I guess, because only 20 bottles are sold weekly and they sell out. Within a minute. And that's why they're so expensive. Yeah, scarcity, you know.

Where were the yellow bird? Scarcity gives the illusion of niceties. From hot sauce to vibrating massage balls. One's cheap, one's expensive. Give them a try. What? This is a thing? Yeah! What's a vibrating massage ball? Okay, it's turning green. It's turning green, but it's not massaging me. Now hit it again. Oh. Ha ha ha ha. Oh. Ha ha. Ha ha. Uh. Ha ha ha ha.

Where, where, where do you, what do you, how do you, Sit on it. You just um, maybe get a little hammy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get some ham action. A little ham with it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get this one going. I'm a ham man. And the more you press it, the hotter it gets. Get it on the glute? The higher it gets. Oh, I'm getting it on the glute. I'm getting it on the glute now! The hip part of the glute. You just wanna get right there. Oh, yeah, that right peck. Oh my god. Oh, I love the way it feels on my peck.

I'm gonna tell you right now that I'm experiencing. Dude, you didn't even turn it up to high. Same glute. Sit on this one. Waaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaah! Alright, alright. Excuse me. Did you learn a lot? I think that they are equally as powerful and, uh, as round. Um, I don't know.

I feel like there's a slight difference and. I'm not gonna say what it is until I vote for it. This one takes longer to turn on. Over the cheaper ball. In 3 2, 1 Oh. That one felt when I put that one on my. pec, it was so intense. This one on the high one was not as intense. It's bigger though. The cheaper massage ball is on Link's side.

Yes. It's the Noble Myosphere and it retails for $53.99. It's hard. It's hard though. It's a good one. It's probably good enough for it to be $60 almost? 54. Okay. You say 54. Yeah, yeah. $54. Um, so you got that point, Link, but technically. Rhett's in the lead, so, uh, who wants to throw first? It doesn't matter. I'll throw first this time. Okay, cool. And you throw the cheaper one?

Yes. We're throwing the cheaper one. Alright, and this thing is on. And that's gonna, that's gonna affect it. Alright. Um. How much more expensive is that one? I'm just gonna talk in terms of delta. Fifty four dollars. I mean, could that one go for 90? Ninety four is a difference of forty. I'm gonna go for that. Alright, so that's twenty three.

So now I need to go seventeen. Yes. Seventeen. Still a little harder to throw that hard. . Yeah. I got, I'm not gonna throw quite as hard this time. Oh, 21. That's okay. I'm gonna stick with that. I'm gonna stick with that. So that is $44 more expensive. So you're saying that you think it's more than that. You're saying it's 90. This, that thing is $98. I don't think you can pay more a hundred dollars. for a vibrating ball.

I mean, how expensive do these need to be? This isn't like the hot sauce, the, the. Inflation on the price of the hot sauce was due to scarcity. I doubt that they're releasing 20 of these balls. every week and everybody's getting excited about it. I doubt it. Right? That's not happening. So there's no way it's that different. I think you went a little high. I think it's probably, if this is 54, I think that one. is 76 or something like that.

All I need to do is get less than 98. I need to get less than a total of 44. Okay. So my first throw will be 21. Ah, you were a little shy. 19. 19. Yeah, what happened to you predicting your totals? Did you not do that? I kinda did. Okay. Okay, so that was 19, so I just need to be like, if I'm. around 20 again, then I'm a little bit less than you, and I think I'm closer to the right answer, so I'm gonna.

try to repeat the same throw. Okay, all right. We're leaving it at that? Yes. All righty. Okay, so just a smidge of difference between you. two, but Link going for the higher number here. Mm hmm. Yeah. The expensive ball is the TB12 vibrating pliability. sphere that retails for $150.

Which means the price difference is 96.01. $150? Not worth it. Not worth it, get the Noble. Today is Giving Tuesday and in the spirit of giving back, we're giving you 20 percent off site wide at mythical. com. And a portion of the proceeds from today's sales will be. donated to Toys for Tots. Heck yeah! So, take advantage of that sale, and we'll. pass it forward to Toys for Tots, alright?

Mythical. com. Okay, these are drink pitchers, because the. pun is cool, you know? Because we've been pitching. We're pitchers. Pitchers, yeah. It pours nice. And, yes, this is the So. you have to take the. top off to pour it, though? It's both the cheapest and most expensive. tap water we can find. There you go. No, you don't. Just tap water. That would be crazy. Maybe we won't actually drink it. Oh, this is L.A tap water? Is this brass?

Burbank's best? Mmm. What, what is that? Is it copper? Is it brass? Is it. Copper. It's copper. Yeah. Well, that's gonna turn a little green, isn't it? This is good for your arthritis. Now, this one right here. Made from the alligator. It, they've actually taken a baby alligator and. they've hollowed it out and stretched the bottom of the. alligator to hold water. This is common in, uh, Cajun country. Uh, they will turn alligators into all kinds of things.

Keychains, wallets, pitchers. They didn't spray paint the whole thing. It's so surprisingly It's very directional. Wow. What do you call that? Laminar flow? Is that laminar flow that's happening? Yeah, we got some laminar flow coming out of the. crocodile mouth or as an alligator who gives a crap. They don't even know. Do alligators know they're not crocodiles? And vice versa? They won't mate with each other. I've tried. Is that pewter? Uh, this is heavier than I thought it was going to be.

Oh, this is lighter than I thought it was going to be. Yeah. But that's. Okay. Yeah, this is heavy. You ready to guess which is the cheaper one? Pewter versus penny material. Three, two, one. Oh, okay, you gonna switch? You wanna switch? You're losing. You think that this one's less expensive? Look at the detailing here. I think they're trying to throw us off. I think this is like, oh, this is some special.

thing, and like you wrap it around your ankle and. it cures it or whatever. That's exactly what I thought, because look at the. Copper time. the machining on this copper. That is just. So you're not changing your decision. It's simple and it's elegant and it scans a lot. The cheaper pitcher is on Rhett's side. You should have switched it, so should I. It's the Copper King Metal Pitcher, which retails for 39.90. Alright, so I'm just gonna call that $40 for a pitcher. 40?

Alright. Keep your pennies in it. Okay, so it's, it's You gotta go first now. Anybody's game, but Rhett's tossing first. Now, Rhett, you were a pitcher in middle school. Yes, I was. Thanks for bringing it up. And, um, I once pitched a one hitter. Wow. Uh, but the reason no one could hit the ball. was not because I was striking them out, it's. because I was walking them. Uh, I think I set the record for most walks in a game.

Do you need any, uh, chalk? We have like a chalk ball so you can Thanks for that. I'm glad I caught that. Keep your, uh, keep your hand nice and, I know you. have moist hand problems. Why is it a problem? Okay. Alright. So, this thing is $40. That thing is made from an alligator, and you gotta. take into account the raising of the alligator, which is. a lot more expensive than I thought it was gonna. be when I looked into it.

I think that that is 120. So a delta of $80. Yeah, and I've been told that if this separates and. becomes two things, that it won't register, so, permission to throw one thing. See if you can get 80 miles per hour in one throw. I don't wanna hurt myself. I'm just gonna throw it as hard as I can without. going to bed sore. Woo! 29. Alright. 29.

I'm trying to get to 80. Pretty good. So I gotta get another one about like that. I wouldn't stand there. I trust you, man. No, but you shouldn't. I have a pitcher in middle school. Yeah, I hit a lot of people. I've been hit a lot too. That's the only way I got on base. Not by a thing like this. And I'm talking about dating as well. Not by a thing like this. Okay. Oh! 26! He's losing his gumption! Oh gosh. Okay. So what is that together?

55? Is that 55 when you add them together? Yeah. Alright, so now I need this to be 25 to get to 80. Yep. Whoa! Oh gosh, I went too hard! 29, he's gone over. So what is his total delta? 84. I said it was $124 for that, for this thing. Uh, it's very heavy. I do think it's pewter.

Pewter, yeah. I think it's even more expensive than that. I've gotta out throw that. Can you give me some chalk? Oh. That almost got me in the noggin, homie. I mean, hey, you hit me in the head right here. Yeah, don't worry, we can't tell. What? Because of the. Oh. Okay, I'm done. And oh, you wanna throw it in there?

Right in there. Oh, oh my gosh. I kind of forgot. We playing another game. Sorry. There's people back there. Alright, so I am trying to out throw Rhett. I'm, I'm trying to out throw Rhett here. What are you trying to get to? I have to throw at least 85 cumulative. 'cause he threw, you threw it. You're trying to get a, just a higher, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Whoa. That's just 25? Well, you know something I realized? I think it's when you throw it higher, it registers more. Because I did not throw that last one 29 in my mind. Okay, maybe not. I mean, I wasn't a pitcher anywhere. In middle school. You were a right fielder sometimes. Crap, I gotta. Cause nobody ever hits it over there. I was second base for a while.

I just don't know, maybe if I use the handle. Oh God. You're gonna use the handle? Yeah, I'm gonna use the handle this time. Heads up, everybody. HAAA! Okay. Just 28. Okay, that's your three throws. Oh. You bent it. What does that bring my total to? 77. Okay. Alright. I think this will be close, man.

The Expensive Pitcher. Whoa! Put it down, man! How does that even happen? Hey, put it down! Ah! Is the Arthur Court Alligator Pitcher, which retails for $156.99. so the price difference is 117.09. which means Rhett was closer, which means he takes.

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