The What If? Game ft. Daniel Radcliffe

What if Daniel Radcliffe was on Good. Mythical Morning? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Welcome to a very special episode of the. show. We are not in our studio. We are. in the YouTube Space LA for. Well, it kind of looks like our studio. It does. If somebody did a lot of work. to make it look that way, at least. a two-dimensional version of what might.

be two-dimensional always. just realizing that now? Lots of questions. But, this is this is. a special time for special guests. Yes. Okay, we have a very special guest. Uh you may have already seen him since. he was in the teaser. Yeah, I didn't. I heard him. He is known for a series of uh very. low-budget indie films that were made a. few years ago. And he's But, he's really. turned a corner in his career. He's an. up-and-coming talent. Please welcome to. the show Daniel Radcliffe. Oh, yeah.

Bring it in. Pull it in, sir. Yeah, get in there. Scoot it. Scoot it. Thank you. all the way, man. Ah, nice. You know you're there when your belly. button is like kissing the. yeah, yeah. Well, maybe not all the way. I know about that far. I think you overdid. You gave me an exact place to sit. And I. sat exactly where you sat. But, then you said I did it wrong. because you're going to have to. awkwardly make eye contact with me and. then make eye contact with Link. Right. Okay. throughout this. it's like I'm the ball boy in a tennis. match, essentially. Yeah. But, you've got a you've got a. good uh some a good swivel. Thank Okay, good. Thank you. I I I I I.

warm my neck up. Okay, so you got a a new movie coming. out called What If. What If? Uh what are the chances that we would. invent a game called What If that we. would now play with you? Like a million to one. No, no, 100%. Really? Yeah. I thought it would be so they ought to. be slimmer than that. No, they're it's pretty much guaranteed. Yeah, because we basically invented the. game so people will watch this and then. go watch your movie. Oh, well, that was nice of you. Thank. you. You're welcome. Do go watch the movie. We do what we can. Okay, so here's how. What If works. Uh we have been submitted. a series of What If questions from the.

mythical beasts, our fans. And. you're going to take these out of here, out of the Good Mythical Morning mug. You're going to read the What If. question, and then Link and I each have. prepared a then answer. Well, very loosely. I might change mine. depending on what you say if you go. first. Right. We will give a then answer. Cuz mine is going to be better than. yours. So he has to adjust to what you're going. to do. Right. And at that point, you make a you. can ask as many follow-up questions that. as you want to each one of us. You're the judge. Who's got the best answer in any given. round? Cool. And the winner of the the most number of.

rounds will become your honorary best. friend. Oh, great. Oh, good. Good, good, good. We actually have a medallion. fired my old best friend, so that's. actually quite good. Really? Yeah. Sorry. No, no. Actually, you know, opportunity. opportunity knocks. Yeah. And it feels And the door's right here. Only once, though. Feel free to drink the question out of. the mug. You just You just whichever one makes. contact with your lip. Okay. And then. Have you done that before? Because. this is how you. question is. I've made a lot of life decisions. Austin Motrod, who by the way should be.

in Arthurian legend, uh what if you had. the ability to fly, but you had to poop. your pants to do so? Oh, okay. Who's going to go first on. this one? Uh I would like you to go first. Oh, good. Okay. I see how it is. You had the. ability to fly, but you had to poop your. pants in order to do so. Well, I would be a superhero. My suit. would be an adult diaper. Okay. Yeah. And I would be called the Brown Hornet. You can't You can't poop. Tell him he can't poop, or ask him, maybe. Yeah.

You can't poop your pants if you have a. diaper on. Oh, yeah. You're pooping the diaper. your diaper, then. The diaper is my pants. Well, Technically, No, but no, no. Okay, it's a white Speedo. Okay. No, he can't He can't change his answer. I have a white Speedo. I poop in it, and. then I fly. They call me the Brown. Hornet. Yeah. And what kind of crimes do you. solve? Uh. I clean up stuff. Okay. I clean up I clean up crime. That's my. Yeah, that's your slogan. That's what. you say. I crap on I take a crap on crime. I would wipe you up. Yeah. Okay,

you take a crap on crime. Let's hear Link's answer. That's like a working motto for McGruff. that was rejected. I'll take a crap on crime. It's like I left a leg on crime. All right, Link, what do you got over. there? What's What's the question. What if you had the ability to fly, but. you had to poop your pants to do so? Oh, yeah, I remember when you First of. all, I would I would take. I would take the that right now. I would. take accept that power. Um okay, but. I would always land at a pants store.

That's my answer. I'm I'm sorry. I'm going to give it to. him. I just for just for logic and and. and like succinctness and and yeah, it. was it was quick. Don't worry. Don't. worry. Okay, oh, so I got to be quick. No, no, no, no, you don't have to be. quick. No, no, you don't have to be. quick. It doesn't I like I like your. There's multiple rounds. There's plenty. of rounds. Yeah, you can have another drink there. I took the early lead. Uh how do they taste, by the way? You know, papery. Um Curtis Bibb, all. these people have wonderful names. All right, our mythical beast fans are. Austin Mulherin and Curtis Bibb. What if.

everyone had no contact with humans. until the age of 16 and then right. before they went out into the world, they were forced to watch Silence of the. Lambs, Forrest Gump and Titanic and make. their assumptions on humanity based off. that? He hasn't put a question mark, but I. assume he meant it as a question. Yeah, it sounds like a question. Okay. All right, that's a loaded question. there, Link. Take it away. What if I think I think society would be. a be a better place. I mean, I think if. if people were just uh leery of serial.

killers, sinking ships and shrimp, then uh the world would be a better. place. That's all you need to know. Okay. Kindergartners just That should be the. curriculum. So, you you're So, if you you to gain. some sort of office tomorrow, the first. legislation you would pass would be to. enforce children to watch Silence of the. Lambs. What How's my office decorated? Um with lots of pictures of you and and. Hannibal Lecter. Oh. Um okay. So,

yeah. I think it's a pretty good answer. It's kind of falling apart. It is. No, I like I like that. Okay. Okay. back the kindergarten part, but. everything else works. Everything else works. Um. Okay. I would say uh. that everyone would have a disdain for. fava beans, Mhm. a love of shrimp, Yeah. and a fear of large boats. And all three of these things are good. when you think about them in. conjunction. So, you just stole my answer. No, but I had already said it. So, I win. again.

you said a hatred of shrimp. He did. That was the. missed the whole point. Have you They. made a restaurant based on the movie. where people enjoy shrimp? It's not a. hatred of shrimp. But ask him if he's eaten at the. there a Silence of the Lambs restaurant. where they serve fava beans? No, but. And yes, I ate at Bubba Gump Shrimp. Company 2 weeks ago. Yeah. the shrimp special. It came with One was. fried, one was garlic grilled, and. another was. cold boiled. I enjoyed all three, and I. thank the movie for it. Okay. Well, What do you What do you say?

Uh you know what? Just in the interest. of fairness and to make you like me. slightly less, I'm going to give it to. him. There. Oh. Um. Okay. I was liking you too much. Okay. I can like you less. got one out of the Oh. Whoa. That's a This is a good question. Oh. Jeremy Rand. Um what if a zombie bit a vampire? Jeremy. Okay. This is you first. Okay. The zombie would apologize. because it would clearly be an accident. Zombies are attracted to living flesh. A. vampire is another undead or dead uh.

being. And the the vampire would be like, "No. problem." because he would heal cuz they. have a very quick capacity for healing, and it it be just a little brush off. It. would be like, "Cool. Won't happen. again, sorry. bumping into somebody at a bar or. something. he would apologize like in a. he wouldn't come out. He wouldn't be. able to hear it. Okay. That's that's Okay, well, would. vampire blood not make a zombie vampire. though if it got a little bit got in. there? Vampires do not have a circulatory. system. That is functioning. Just like a zombie, they do not have a.

functioning circulatory system. Okay. Okay, now I know. You know, you don't have to say that. You're full of full of stuff, man. But I believe him. He said it really. well. He does that a lot. It doesn't mean. much. Um. you now. Um. If a zombie bit a vampire, I would just. think it would become a zombie, but. that's not my answer. Okay. Because little known fact, uh zombie. becomes a vampire. uh bits bites a vampire and uh. it makes the vampire human.

No. No. No. I'm going to I'm going to just do. this now. Um okay. Okay, well, let's do one more. Link, you. got a chance to. All right. I got a chance to only tie? Yeah. Let's make this one sudden death. Sudden death. So all this means nothing now. We can be like a trio. We can be three. best friends. It's either you or both of us. We can let Daniel into our best friend. club. It's been closed for 30 something. years. It's time to open it up. Keep it going. You didn't drink that. one. I didn't drink that one. Do you want me. to drink it? No, no. You'll probably get the other.

one. What? This is This is very good. I just I want. to know everything you have to know. about it. Spencer Ray asks, "What if you. woke up one morning married to a. pineapple? An ugly pineapple, but you. love it.". I. I'm glad for the clarification. I love the fact that someone. was thinking that. Yeah, somebody was. Spencer, someone named Spencer. Spencer Ray. I hope that Spencer is in fact at this. moment married to an ugly pineapple who.

he loves and was just like hoping. somebody else is in a similar situation. And this is his way of telling us. I would. um. I would make it. my life's goal. Mhm. uh to devote myself to research, to. promote. uh the the lengthening of lives of. pineapples. Okay. I mean, they don't have a short they. don't have a long life. They got a. really short life. Right. If I love this pineapple, I'm going to. do everything I can to live with it.

I don't care. Okay. Just checking. I'm going to do everything I I'm. committed to this pineapple for the life. of the pineapple. Yeah. Actually, for my life. So, I want the. pineapple to live as long as possible, which which is more than like a couple. of days. dies? Will you bury the pineapple? Well, if I succeed, the pineapple will. outlive me. And if possible. If you were to bury the pineapple, would. you just not grow yourself another. pineapple wife? That would be the like the baby. I don't. want to. Listen. But it. There's one advantage. love our children. To segue into my.

answer. Okay. There is one advantage to being in a. relationship with. a fruit. And that is that it is. short-lived. You have to be faithful to the pineapple. for a certain amount of time. And then. after a while, the the pineapple will. rot away, and then you can move on to. other fruits. And maybe even women. But. But not if you don't want to. want to extend that. This is not a good. situation. There's no emotional. connection. You don't I mean, this is. the exact the exact wrong way to. approach it. You want the pineapple to die. It's an.

ugly pineapple. You do love it. You're. happy when it dies, though. You know, pick whoever you want, but I am really. sad right now. I know. You know what? You you you You. went a little bit callous with that you. with your last answer there. Like you. you the proviso was you did love the. pineapple, and you're just like, "No, that pineapple means nothing to me.". I can I can hate I can love it. So, no no no. want to love it. It's too late now. Oh, I love it. We all three have to BE BEST FRIENDS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HAPPY. Here it is. You're going to have to. bestow this on both of us. Best friends medal to to to to get Okay, guys. Yeah, you I hope you didn't think you.

were You know what? You can wear it. I'd be my own best friend. What? Okay, and we're putting music in. posture. I don't think this has been. You can wear it though as like a hair. band. been sized for two men. Here it is. I. got it around my neck. His hair is so big. Oh. Oh, no. It's past. It's It's It's past my head. Yeah, well done. All right. We're Link and Rhett are best. friends. We may have to cut you out of that. Thanks for liking and commenting. You. know what time it is. Hi, I'm Minette. I'm Anita. And I'm Sophia. And we're from England, and it's time to.

spin the wheel of mythicality. Make sure you check out Daniel in the. movie What If coming to a theater near. you August 8th. And click You can go ahead and give that. a good good brisk spin there. Or just give it a moderate spin. All right. Okay. I mean, you know, the the stats are. still the same. Click through to Good. Mythical More where we chatted up with. Daniel, DJ at a middle school dance. Hey, Mr. DJ. Yeah. My mom wanted me to be.

And I'm spinning some tunes, boy. My mom wanted me to be in this necklace. with you because you're the chaperone. Yeah. And. I really got a crush on Cheryl. Which one is Cheryl? She's the one She's over there. Well, good. Could you play Tom Petty's Free Fallin'? I've got a special move I want to try on. Cheryl. Are you sure during the break? You sure. that's not Cheryl over here? No. That's Cheryl. Look at her. She's She's getting in. here. That's Cheryl's older brother, Dan. Hey, Dan. Hey. He doesn't like me.

What's up? Nothing. You want to spin some tunes while I. dance with this kid and Cheryl because. we're kind of in a necklace together. Okay, yeah. I see that. Tell him Tell him I'm cool. Let's go do it. All right. Keep your. head. Keep your. Keep your hands where they should be, boy. And you play some Free Fallin'. I'll play Tom Petty. Tom Petty. She wanted to be friends, and that's all. she wanted. I was like, "Well, I'm not. into friends. That's not what I'm. looking That's not what I'm after." She. also did say, "Uh, I like Link.".