The Weirdest Stuff You Can Get At T.J. Maxx

What would you get with $1,500 at TJ Maxx? Let's talk about that. [funky intro music]. Good mythical morning. If I had a blank check to spend on anything, I. don't know what I'd buy. Probably a lifetime. Legoland pass. Oh, that I would never use. Right? Yeah. That's weird. But I know for a fact that if you gave our crew $1,500. to spend at a discount department store, they'd come.

back with a pretzel maker, a care bears desk chair, and. the cutest little piano you ever did see, and I know that. Because we already done did it. Yes, we done did it once when we sent them. to Marshall's, but this time we're taking things. to the max, the TJ Maxx. That's with two Xs. It's time for Ranked: TJ Maxx Shopping Spree Edition. Welcome to the Rank Tank. And welcome crew members who are now shoppers. Y'all been doing some shopping?

Yeah. With your money. Yeah, they let us shop. Hold on. You don't use your own money for this? No, no. Oh wait. We weren't supposed to use our own money. They didn't use their own money. Oh, no. Good. Because we gave them each $375 to. spend as they wish at TJ Maxx on whatever they. thought would be the best, most impressive haul today. Each crew member will have a chance to present their. haul to you, and after each presentation, you'll place. their photo on the podium in the corresponding order of. who you think did the best. And after it's all said and done, you'll decide.

who came away with the absolute best TJ Maxx Haul. That winner will be named the Rankiac Brainiac and be. awarded a special prize. You want that title, don't you? Yeah. Bad. Really badly. Again. Who's gonna get us started? Rachel? Well, it'll be me opening it up. This, this fine, Paul. Yeah. You're already curious because the colors are popping. Is that--. Yeah. A blue pipe? That's gonna be a pool noodle.

Oh, gorgeous. That's a giant pool noodle. You're not, you're not drowning with this thing. It's named brand Nautica. Yeah. Pretty nice. Is that the Nautica? That's the Nautica. Don't get it twisted. Like the cologne? It doesn't make sense that Nautica would make a pool. Oh my God. Whoa. I sense a Nautica theme. Yeah. And that's, this is for children or adults.

Adults. If you're a little smaller. You know, or you're bigger and you just kind of want. it up to your calves. Alright. Yeah. Is that, uh, that's not for the pool though. That's for the, for sleeping. This is for the home. Just for the home. This is for, yeah. A little nap. I plan to put actually all of these, the kind of idea is. into my beautiful little nook that I've been working on. Oh, another nook. Yeah. This a, this is a second nook. And you're thinking, yeah, you're going, you're liking that. Yes. You stacked rocks. Ha. Look at that. We can take this out on the trail, Link and just set it up.

Uhhuh. Well, they, you know the Rangers tell you. to knock 'em down now. Well, I love to see 'em. try to knock that down. Yeah, I would put, you can't knock me down. Let's do a prank video. We got a stack of books. A girl should be two things, classy and fabulous. and good thing I'm both. Can you switch the order of those? Fabulous and classy. Perhaps, uh, no. It would be two things and Fabulous. Classy. Yeah. These are stuck together, but that's the way they're.

supposed to be, read up. Y'all clearly don't go to the library. That's a whole library, right? Why read one book when you can read one book. with three others? Exactly. Glue to it, right? Well. Speaking of getting cut, um, it's a set of knives. You never know when you might need a knife in a nook. You know, you might have to cut somebody. when you're taking. Okay, so those are going in the nook as well? This, yeah, it's all nook related. All nook. Okay. You're not seeing the connection. Uh, well, you're, it's not feeling connected to you? Knife nook. Knives, stones, books, mermaid tail, pool noodle.

Duh. I'm sorry that, I don't know why I need. to explain it so much. Okay. Right. Like it's kind of leaping out now that, now that you've. just listed all the items, now it makes, and now that we. got, now that we have candle. Okay, that's very good. Candle. Knives. Stones. Okay. Books. Pool noodle, tail. Oh, I got it. Serial killer hiker drowns you in the pool after. stabbing you and because.

they read up on how girls like candles. You want me to die? You said a serial killer. Yeah, he's gonna kill me. I didn't say you Rachel. You all heard it. Yeah, I heard it. Yeah. That's crazy. It's just a weird nook is all I'm saying. I don't know. I mean, I don't understand the theme. I guess I'm, I guess I'm, well call me Zooey Deschanel. 'cause I guess I'm quirky.

and that's. That's, oh, but don't get it twisted the. piece de resistance. Oh my gosh. Yeah. And that's gonna be a fountain. A working fountain? A working fountain. You have a whole fountain over there? Not currently working. I don't think we can. Could we? No, I'm, they're saying that we shouldn't do it, but uh, it can have water in it and it'll flow. Where are we gonna put, uh, Rachel? I mean, really, she can go anywhere that she. wants on this scale. Well, this is true.

I was thinking nowhere but up. What the heck? Oh, you're not feeling this. You do want me to be murdered. I, I, I didn't really understand any cohesive. qualities, you know? You don't understand in the cohesion. Hey, she can always do. To me. It's not just abouthe cohesion. I appreciate most of these things, but. I'm fine with that. We, we, we, she's got freedom. Nowhere to go but up. Uhhuh KG. My turn. Okay, so if you don't know, I just moved in with my. boyfriend, so all of this is going to the apartment. Okay.

Okay. First off, we just got a new couch, so I got. these cute little snoopy pillows and they're a pair, they're playing pickleball. Ah, okay. And then I have this blanket when I get cold. We're back with the bunny theme from last time. Okay. All, uh, whole blanket. Kinda cute and like snuggly. Nice, nice. Incredible. Okay. Thank you. Your boyfriend's in the. Kid stuff. What are you doing? What whatcha you doing? Whatcha doing? Peanuts and rabbits?

We were all having fun. Yeah, you made it weird. Anyway. I also got the sugar daddy pillow. Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't even uhhuh. Well, okay then I got this cute, like. the guest bathroom's gonna be my bathroom. So this is my little rug for the bathroom. And what is that? Is that a thong? What are you, what, what are we doing? I saw anatomically like, what are we doing? It's, it's cowboy Hat. Hat. Oh yeah. That's a cowboy. Get your mind out the, that's a hat, stop. I'm sorry.

I see women's bottoms and mini things. Um, and then when we have guests over big Jenga. You know, everyone's welcome to come over. Okay. To play Jenga. Lemme tell you right now, it's not as big as. I thought it would be. Yeah, that's apparently it's inside of that box. Right. I would say it's medium sized Jenga. Huh. And then any, I have this for my bathroom as well. Champagne problems, isn't it cute? It's gonna match the little rug. Oh nice. Okay. It's cute. You drink champagne in the shower. Um, yeah, if it's a long day working here, champagne in the shower. That's why 'cause when I have champagne I show my ass.

You know what I'm saying? Gotta stay away from that champagne. Show your shower. So that's perfect. Now this is for emergencies. The AC breaks, you have like a little AC unit, you. know, just for emergencies. Summer's coming up. Yeah. You know, and a heat wave currently. Right. Need that. In my experience, those don't work too well. But you know. Uh, you guys are really like talking down. about all my stuff. Well, oh no. You still got a chance. Operational. What the next thing is gonna wow us.

I just know it. It's a strawberry stool. Yeah. See, it's cute. You wanna sit on it? Yeah. Nick said I can't get up, so I gotta hand it to you. Thank you. Looks like it's double sided. Sorry. Throwing everything. Oh, nice. What's the sit on that thing? Like hard, it's, that's, it's a hard sit. Low to the ground. It's a hard set. I mean, I like that. Wait, oh, you're not done.

Sit down. Okay. Adding to the living room. Very cute. Oh, Barbie Dream house painting. Cute. Whoa. That's not original. Okay. And then very colorful, more big item. They're still going, wow. A lot. I thought the strawberry was the big item. Whoa. Okay. Alright, now we're talking golden monkey. Now we're talking. I love this kind of thing. Put it on this, put it on the strawberry. I love this kind of thing. What, so is it the kind of thing where you can,

this kind of thing? He loves this kind of thing. Oh yeah. You like that? Oh. Wow. Beautiful. That's so interesting. Enlightenment. What is the situation, you know? Yeah. It's like a, it's like a, gold monkey holding a torch monkey has an idea how. the monkey find a bone. I love this and I love it. just like this. Yes. I love the monkey on the strawberry. You didn't love it like that? No, I think either way and then you put, do. you put a thing on it? Oh, shade. No, I think you kinda just leave it like that. I think you put, if it's on the strawberry, you gotta put.

a red bulb in there, right? Yeah. You could do that. Like strawberry going-- Red light specialty. I mean, I thought you were dud with strawberries. Yeah. And then you, the golden monkey that holds the. light with all the snark we were giving you. Mm-hmm. I, I'd say you held up pretty well. Yeah. Yeah. That was a really big ending. I kind of think she's at number two. I'm gonna put this down just so we can continue. to see you, Jordan. All right. My goodness. So my box has a theme, and that theme is one.

word, and the word is the word that describes me. So let's all say the one singular word. that describes me. 3, 2, 1. Amazing. Luxury. Luxury. Oh, everyone knows I'm extremely luxurious. So I have spent my money on some luxury. items, for example. Oh my. What? A blinged out cuisine art. A bedazzled coffee maker. Whoa, you blew it all on that, didn't you?

So hold on. So no, I got some other stuff. Does Cuisinart make that or does TJ Maxx make that? Cuisinart makes that. You think is somebody in the back of TJMaxx. Somebody's in the back of TJ Max painting. Painting and bedazzled. I have no clue who bedazzled that. And to go with this, I have two coffee mugs. Whoa. That look like cakes. Wow. That's cute. And that's all you. That's all your money. No!

What? Uhuh. What is the one thing you need when you're drinking coffee? Let's all say it on the count of three. 1, 2, 3. Sun hat. Okay. All right. Yes. Wow. Wow. Diva. Okay. Yes. I got this big sun hot. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. How heavy is that? It's pretty heavy. Does it double as a hammock? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, you wanna see? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow. Wow, wow. Incredible. Incredible. I went for strategy. I said, if me and my boys were to get together, what would we enjoy doing? And I said, let's have a coffee. Let's indulge. You know? Mm-hmm. But I will say it doesn't necessarily capture the full. breadth of TJ Max in a way that the other halls have.

The other halls have. Okay. Yep. So that that would mean we're moving. No, well, no, no, Jordan, all the way to the bottom. I'm not necessarily saying that because I. find a lot of usefulness. I would find a lot of usefulness in this. I mean, the sunhat especially. I'm really liking that strawberry stool and. the Golden monkey. The golden monkey is the best thing out here. Okay. Yeah. We can still switch everything up. Yeah, we can, but Leonard, you're not. guaranteed number one. But before we see your hall, we want to remind. you the golden tea of mythical giveaway is coming.

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Okay. Yep. Real nice haul, real manly. I decided, let's go the other way. You know, I've been cynical my whole life. I forgot about my childhood. Ah, okay. This we, going back to the, we haven't seen. any children, aspects. Maybe the tail, right? Maybe the tail. The tail. It's just the tail. Maybe the tail, but we're breaking it out. Yeah, that's right. I got a Paw Patrol ukulele. Okay, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This man cave is turned into a little zoo cave. You know, we're going back to our inner child. Do I, you know, do I have feelings about Paw Patrol?

Maybe? What about about musical talent? But musical talent? I gotta learn and you gotta start somewhere, right? So this is where I'm starting Uhhuh. Well, let's see an attempt, at least. Let's see an attempt. Yeah, he doesn't have to take it out of the box. It's act like use on the other hand. Good. That's good. That's a good start. Yeah. Okay. That's a good start. That's a good--. Y'all see sinners? I haven't, but I get it.

We'll talk after. Now listen, I never had the, I never had a cat as a kid. I always wanted a cat. So, you know, you know, I'm hoping maybe if I get. A cat, little knit, little Mr thing. A cat will come. Maybe it'll just appear. You're gonna show up. Gonna lure a cat with cat drugs. I'm gonna lure, Yeah, yeah, yeah. A, a cat that needs a home. I'm not stealing anyone's cat. Okay. Okay. Alright. Thanks. All right. Now while I'm in my man kid cave, I'mma chill. I'mma chill. You see that? That's horses. Ah, wow. We going for a ride now.

You know, I'm throwing all my little loose dirty. clothes in this sweet little teddy bear hamper. Okay. That is a, that is a small hamper. Yeah. And look, you just put it in a corner that's not, and you. can still be manly by it. You can shoot at it. You know, Jordan. Right? You shooting, shooting still, you know? And what's the man cave without a one eye cow? You know what I'm saying? No, it's the emo cow. It's got the little cowlick, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So we got, you know, so you know more. It's no monkey lamp. You know, no, and, and not everything has to be kitty.

Not everything has to be childish, but you know, it has to be an animal. We got this nice little toucan wind. If you go to TJ Maxx, you gotta leave with a wind. chime, at least one top right. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think that's long. So. Sorry, James. Give, give, give us some. Yeah. Give us a minute. It is hypnotizing. Wow. Okay. Okay. We're all talking about strawberries. What about a flamingo? Okay. Wow.

God, you can't sit in it. I'll try. Um, this, I think you could put things in it. Yeah. You know, you could, you know, you could put um, I could put my ukulele, ukulele fits in here. Now. I've never seen Lilo and Stitch, but I'm gonna. watch it in my man cave. Wow. Okay. And I'm gonna wipe my feet. We don't want dirty feet in this man kid cave. Okay, welcome friends. Welcome friends. Now here's my piece. Oh, that is this. Keep going. Look at that. Whoa, look at that big look at that deer.

Is that Impala? Do you see that? Those are antelope, I'm guessing. Yeah. Uh, maybe it's, um, I'm thinking. It's like the struggle of man, but also the struggle of. me and my inner child. Yeah. It might be better than KGs Original painting. Original painting? That over an original painting? Last piece, because you know, some men are international. That's right. Oh, I've seen these in there. Not only is it luggage. You can also ride that thing.

Wow. Is it So, yeah. This me and my man cave just by myself. This me and my man cave by myself. Wait, hold on. Hold, hold on. Now this is not a motorized version. No. Yeah. This is self power. That, that's so we know you're coming through the airport. Yeah. Wipe your feet. I'm coming. Wipe your feet. The mat. The mat, the door mat. Wow. But that was a strong finish. You have collected a pile of worthless stuff.

Are you talking to everyone? No, I was, I was directing all of that at Leonard. Okay. All right. Well, that, that feels disrespectful. Well, I mean, what of that. Are we latching onto? I like the panda. I've seen the kids on those in the airport. But there's motorized versions. Yeah, you don't want that. That's too fast. It's too fast. You want to be, you want to have leg control. You wanted to, okay. I actually don't think it's better than either KG. or Rachel at this point. Wow. Because the combination of the strawberry and the.

monkey and then the fountain. Hmm. For me, this is really coming down to KG. or Rachel. You good? How do you feel? How do you feel about that? I'm sorry, Jordan. I don't want to say anything else. bad about Jordan. Sitting on the sun hat, the sunhat. What do we think? Yeah, I mean it was just four things and one of. 'em was an overpriced. Okay. Right. Okay. Coffee maker. You're right. You're right. I'm really. I am thinking that those two are locked in there, and then. it's just a question of, wow, if it was, it's the rocks.

and the fountain versus a strawberry and the monkey, the pillow, which tells me and redundancy and pillows. That's what I'm thinking, man. Just because the monkey, that monkey could go anywhere. I would put that up. In any, any kind of house. Like any kind of house that monkey works. Mm-hmm. It could be like real rich person's house. It. Yeah. No matter be like college student.

Huffle. Lots of people will talk about it. People will mention that you put it on. top of the strawberry. People will not stop looking at it. Oh, nuts. Yeah. That's versatile. You're about to make KG a two time rankiac, brainiac, brainiac champion right now. Oh yeah, that's a good point. Is that gonna happen? Are we gonna have a repeat? Come take a knee. Goodness. You know where to sit. Well deserved. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Wow. This is lower than I thought. For the second time in a row right here.

We crown you. Oh my God. Wow. The thing that it called the Rankiac. Brainiac. What's happening? The Rankiac.... Brainiac. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Hold your monkey up. Hold your monkey. That matches my hat. Now punish him. Oh, what? You know what? I can't. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't listen to him. I'm gonna put 'em down. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. Now y'all say you know what time it is. You know what time it is. My name's Sophia. I'm from Ontario, Canada, and I'm wearing my proud Mythical.

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