The Unidentified Flying Waffle

we've invented two new amazing breakfast. creations let's talk about that good. mythical morning thank you for making us. a part of your daily routine we do this. so you don't have to about six months. ago we introduced some weird fast food. items link introduced the big big mac. and cheese i did the orange foot you can. watch that episode link in the.

description now a lot of people made. them and weighed in on what they thought. was a better one it became kind of a. competition but everyone won because you. got to make something to mates and I. think y'all prefer the orange foot but. you know what now it's time for two new. items and this time is breakfast thing. okay so let you go first. I'm gonna go first what I want to do is. I want to walk you through my invention. how to make it and then I'll let you eat. it and and we can both that's what I'm. excited about give our thoughts you'll. know how to make it on your own and then.

we'll let you do your thing I see some. stuff oh yeah you see some stuff I see. the stuff over there okay. mine mine starts with a string and a. washer and a piece of paper if the. washers not big enough you're gonna need. some support for what I'm calling the. unidentified flying waffle is a string. edible that no this just bear with me. okay bummer. don't start pointing out the negative. okay it gets awesome after this okay. they seem edible I like that listen this. is basically taking everything that.

makes a breakfast awesome and. configuring it into the form of a flying. saucer hmm. you know you've wanted to do it all the. time now link is gonna show you how to. do it great and I'm like yes he is okay. so first you take a sausage patty whoo I. got one of those here you can pick these. up at a local McDonald's so you make me. think you're gonna spill your drink and. I'm moving and you're making me and. everyone else nervous yeah just put it. put it up there you skewer the skewer. the sausage oh and then you just take. with a chopstick I'm using a chopstick. you can also use a really sharp tooth if.

you have one okay nine and there we go. so there you have the sausage base. that's it on that there's some winging. sausage embrace yourself people next we. have a round. to be round and if you wanted to be. aerodynamic I have a very thick Belgian. waffle here nice and I'm gonna do the. same thing with that okay don't panic. just go right there in the middle. take your whoopee to do all the way. through that and then take your string. at a strange [ __ ]. a little shaky you're nervous about how.

the people are gonna receive this am i. shaky look yeah I got I was worried for. the waffle first I'm always a little. shaky alright so there we go you see. where this is going. then you've got a second sausage patty. because whenever you have one sausage. patties like you're a doctor should. always have it you should always have a. second one this awesome sausage patties. do not like to be alone. charger fetish oh goodness a little. trouble there here we go. I'm intrigued right know how I'm gonna. eat him but you need to create a cockpit.

for your aliens and to do that you have. a fully fried egg I'm sorry back on it. that's a I think that must be bacon. thing when you're I just I was eating. bacon while preparing this bacon is. sadly not a part of this then you secure. the cockpit the alien cockpit do you do. that you'll come with this reference. creation do you get the chopstick. I like how you assume that this is for. sale I would better be. is it marketable this is not Shark Tank. Rhett this is good mythical morning you. put that there and then ladies and.

gentlemen you know you can watch you get. a plate so if you better put some syrup. on there trying to help we're gonna add. some some UFO esque music in post here. for a balloon. look it's it's a meteor shower of sauces. of cirith ness and then i like them here. we go. [Music]. [Applause]. it's about that big maestro here we go.

I'll keep the plate under there so we. don't make a mess look at that. my little son you gotta eat your. unidentified flying waffle now the thing. about it is you get it you get you get a. lot of waffle before you get to anything. else but no there's a reward little. servo mustache come on come bring it in. there's a reward for those I use my sure. oh no no no fully those fully committed. to eating an entire unidentified flying.

waffle it's kind of cold you get to eat. some sausage and egg in the middle I've. got to get to it oh come on now brother. what I don't want to eat I don't want to. lady in the [ __ ] with you we haven't. even got to sausage in there yet I can. imagine what it's like you're you're. really going for it you can just have. anything is this for kids. I think notice it for all ages good. prank I'll keep working on this all.

right well let me tell you what I got. over here eventually you'll get through. the sausage an egg it's worth it I'm. gonna give you the name of mine after I. do a little work here the first thing. you're going to need is a couple of. jelly doughnuts that you would get in. any donut shop and then what you're. gonna want to do is you're gonna want to. squeeze out the jelly look at that boy. that is pleasant ease out the jelly you.

can't make traffic accident gonna work. it like a toothpaste doop squeeze it out. set aside for later you just you just. killed that donut no no I'm about to. give this donut new life then you want. to get yogurt of your choosing. I chose lime because I like lime green. stuff in a ziploc bag oh and you. rejuvenate the dull look at that see how. the doughnut expands look oh yeah oh oh. I'm feeling this doughnut it's alive oh.

oh boy it's getting full in there yep Oh. filling that sucker up but this is full. of yogurt yeah now this my friend is one. singular dough Girt okay okay. don't with yogurt in it now what you're. gonna want to do that's just layer one. i've player 1 i've pre-prepared this one. already full of yogurt and i'm really. happy with that was on top layer. everybody loves nutella you got to have. some sort of cementing base to put these.

two suckers together so nutella is you. could use peanut butter you could use. just your favorite spread that you that. you like I like Nutella big fan of it. and you know what this isn't quite. colorful enough Wow take your favorite. cereal oh goodness. fruity pebbles give it a little cereal. shower there call this the sugar rush. and where's the protein oh there's lots. of protein in the yogurt and then you.

take that and you just set it on there I. present to you I went a little strong on. the yoga I present it and look and see. you have your jam the jelly from the. donut is now the dipping sauce and I. call this the double decker Dugger. dipper link I got one project preparing. for you. oh let's there's some dipping sauce for. you you may think it's nasty but don't. knock it till you try it. Wow you already think it's nasty you. know you know you better you know you.

got a food dish on your hand when you. when you preface it with you may think. it's nasty but there you go hmm like. eating Easter morning or something dude. Easter Bunny crap doughnut doughnut hmm. oh man it's succulent succulent that's. sugary dude I gotta balance that out.

with a little unidentified flying meat. pie. I gotta guess I got a nice crunch in the. middle hello but Clark mom can do a. little bit of dip still not in my. sausage wow that is a lot of sugar dude. mmm-hmm I mean you pick me up you can. have a big me up you can't end in in. good conscience represent right. recommend this to the kids look how the. yogurt you comin out. you can do all low-fat all right so what. we want you to do is in the comments of.

this episode we want to let you know we. want to hear your commitment to make. comedies we want to let you know. something with oh yeah we're gonna be. writing to you we want you to let us. know if you're committed to making these. and testing them out because you can. tell us all day and all night that the. on identify fly and waffle is clearly a. superior breakfast sandwich but I want. you to try out both of them I want to. see pictures the whole nine yards I. really like this yours all I got to was. waffle so maybe in good mythical more.

I'll get to the sausage and the egg now. I'll give you a real verdict ain't. anything worth having is worth biting a. lot to get to thanks for liking and. commenting with which one you're going. to try to make for yourself awesome. remember you can support the show by. signing up for a hassle free mobile. phone experience I've got a rhettandlink. ting calm and get yourself a $25 credit. you do it I'm it is I'm fin from a. zombie apocalypse in Canada and it's. Sarge the wheel of mythicality it's.

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