The Scariest Story Ever Told

are you ready to hear the scariest story. ever told let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical Halloween ho ho ho. last year we told the spookiest Story. Ever Told on Halloween and what's her. name case it could be a she could be a. he Casey mcfa asked us to tell another. spooky story this year this year is the. scary story ever and uh we are a.

two-headed two armed three-legged. monster from our spot the differences. video we're also very hot so we just. don't get spooky for anybody only for. you do we get this hot so the way this. goes the way this goes as we tell a. story back and forth alternating lines. we don't know where the story's going. and we're just going to figure it out as. we go along here it is the scariest. story ever. told woo woo.

once upon a time there was. a wild land of animals and plants. that were prone to attack. children and it was Museum day field. trip day at the local elementary school. and they said let's go into this Wild. Land and the teachers were very. inexperienced as teachers are prone to. be.

they going into wild lands but they had. attitude like they knew everything like. hey I know what's up with wild plants. and they forgot to tell the little boys. and girls to stay away from the man. eating plants and when Charlie got close. to. the bus he said how long of a drive is. it before we get to this weird land and. will it be dark when we get there and.

what about. my sore that is not healing up very well. because my mother forgot to put a. Band-Aid on it and now it is infected. and I have heard things about these. plants and they like to eat the legs of. children with infected. sores and. baloney because it's such a cheap meat. it's very affordable in this spooky. place that the kids were going they. weren't even there yet and they were.

shivering in their booties about baloney. being eaten and they shove off on the. bus and they start to sing songs and. spooky Melodies like baloney. baloney it tastes like it's phony but. I'm going to put it on this infected. sore and then Charlie put the baloney on. his infected sore because had read on.

the internet that baloney would heal the. wounds but little did he know that as he. was getting closer to the plant the. plant could smell the sore and the. baloney together and it created an. inescapable and totally. irresistible bait system that was a. human being yes so the bus with the. pretentious teachers and the weak little. vulnerable balone eating children P up.

to the mystical gate of wild animals and. plants and it was dark by now yes it was. totally dark no Moonlight the only light. came from the. fluorescent. water yes in the center that was feeding. the root system of the angry maning. plant and little Charlie said o look. I've always wanted to swim and glow in.

the dark water to soothe my sword and. all the children would always do what. Charlie did and so they all followed. Charlie into the toxic be and the. teachers just laughed and the teachers. laugh so hard at the they said oh we. know so much about lakes and this it. poses no problem and that's not blood in. in the lake it's not fluorescent blood. and it's not it's not other children.

who've died from previous visits no no. it's it's totally. safe and the plant ate all of the. children and all of the baloney and. choked like that and the two teachers. the inexperienced teacher sat upon the. shore of the fluorescent Lake and. thought we are going to get fired and. then they went back home and they were. dismembered on the way by a gas station. attendant who was the serial killer so.

Justice was served so the moral of the. story is do not eat processed Meats. no at fluorescent. lakes with pretentious. adults and this has been the scariest. story ever told ever told oh turn the. light off turn the light on I'm afraid. okay now it's time to get out of this. hot costume for we are to do the axe. child in Seconds Challenge let's do.

[Music]. it this week link is going to be picking. up these Jacko lanterns with only his. head he can't use his hands then he's. going to be orienting them so that the. Jacko Lantern faces forward and then. he's going to be dropping them on the. desk placing them on the desk three. Jackal lanterns in the time that I can. finish styling on my hair link are you. ready I think so styling begins in three. two one.

[Music]. go oh come on this is too. easy yeah baby I'm really. goinging. uhoh yeah we got a bad Pucket.

[Music]. oh yeah baby yeah baby boom boom yeah. [Music]. baby I mean it looked pretty good when. you were done but I just wasn't happy. with it so you get it this week hope. you're not allergic to pumpkins yeah. baby yeah baby give me that star okay.

link wins this. round you know what day it is it's. thday and. Thursday means. me that's an interesting effect you got. on your voice it's called enclos in a. pumpkin it's like a it's a garage band. effect Reverb all right as you we can. give them that effect by doing this. please oh my goodness this is a bad idea. on so many Lev but at least it's being.

recorded um we have a mythical mail. Boulder that spins on command spin spin. Boulder and we have a letter dear red. link let me just take a moment to say. how psyched I am that you're reading. this when you get this please take that. moment please read it on good mythical. morning and Whisper purple banana in a. British accent at the camera it's a. strange request but it sounds hilarious. sincerely Benedict Benedict France bacon. III Benedict France bacon II.

purple. banana purple. banana purple. banana. banana banana purple banana purple. banana purple purple are we being punk. are we like maybe saying something. something may going when you say. elephant juice and it looks like you. said I love you across the room this is. the person who sent this gets this if. you want to get one of these signed it's. a good mythical morning poster you can. purchase it or you can is something to.

put on the mythical mail Boulder like. lenee forer from for ner from Brainard. Minnesota did thank you for the coffee m. going on the. boulder got little pumpkin you know what. time it is my name's Kyle my name is k. and we're from Crystal City Missouri. yeah that's it time to spin the wheel of. mythicality yeah that's it purple. banana purple.

banana purple. banana purple. banana purle. banana Rett tries to put Link in a trash. can okay I wonder what's about to happen. all right hey link you know there's a. place that I need you to go yeah sure. sure anything for you right friends. you've got a little bit of uh some. pumpkin on your head so here let me just. take your glasses. off yeah anything for you R we're. probably just do this what there's glass.

in there there's glass in here okay all. right so there's glass in here I'm going. to get another trash can we got trash. cans everywhere what what's the deal. with trash can anything for you R we're. friends you want me to get in here hold. on don't don't hurt your back let me let. me help there we go all. on here we go is that what you say when. somebody gets in a trash. can did we keep the pumpkin. seeds is any one going to be us for.

Halloween this year I think we're going. to maybe get some uh pictures.