The Rhett and Link Pinball Machine
rubber band weapons our spirit animals. and have we ever been in a fist fight. let's talk about that hi I'm Calvin from. Tulsa Oklahoma good phical. [Music]. morning good mythical morning you know. what day it. is it's. Thursday and Thursday.
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what if my thing was I just kept my eyes. closed all the time what if everything. everything was the same then your eyes. wouldn't pop out of your head they kind. of B but it was just my. thing well it would you would seem like. you didn't have eyesight I would seem. like I was constantly enjoying the. moment I or constantly smelling. something like something that smells. good like you smell that glue gun cuz I. can definitely smell a hot glue gun. there's a hot glue gun you know what. we're going to do we're we going to.
build the boulder the mythical Boulder. yes you guys send in mail R link PO Box. 5565 Sherman Oaks California. 91314 I'm going to read a letter I'm. going to read a letter dear R link I'm. 11 years old and started watching at the. beginning of season. two the reason I'm sending you a mummy. doll she's sending us a mummy doll here. it is it's like a voodoo kind of thing. the reason I'm sending you a mummy doll. no is because I got my seven-year-old. sister to give it to me.
when I said I was mailing it so you guys. could give it to a. rock glue it to a rock I can't read dang. it. noticed when I said I was mailing it to. you guys so you could glue it to a rock. she just stared at me and said a rock. her name is Kate Kate yeah it's a rock. it's worth it Kate be great all right so. so we're going to glue this stuff. eventually or you going to read some. more stuff I'm I'm going to glue it all. at one time here at the end Hana City.
Oklahoma Ponka Ponka okay because um. Sarah said red link hope you guys enjoy. she got Twinkies link she said save one. for Jason man Jason here you. go twinky just have a little twinkie on. me thank you Sarah have a Twinkie on me. I think that's a. song Hey rat link okay so I recently. learned how to be things and I thought I.
would make you guys some. keychains look at that made us keychains. incidentally we already have keychains. just like this I know I know. it's it must be really common it's. definitely our style though so when. those wear out we'll wear these just. kidding but these are great I mean. they're they're a little Liberace esque. but you know I'm not you're into that. kind of thing I'm not complaining Chris. britan from Norwalk Ohio.
said she also made earrings or eyehole. thingies oh look at me I got beads for. eyes I look like a a a a possessed. Hawk these are the eyes of a possessed. Hawk you you should eat the whole. Twinkie man I ate mine in one bite an. insult to Sarah from wherever she's from. honka Oklahoma two guys two weights. harness the awkwardness check this out.
link all hawks all possessed Hawks can. eat Twinkies in one bite not like. daintily as in as you have demonstrated. look at this says thank you for showing. my cover on Good Mythical Morning that. really made my day because we actually. showed this like last week or the year. week week before oh it's Inception so. now what is he going to send us he's. he's going send us a VHS tape of this to. us there's no DVD in it I was a little.
disappointed in that but I do appreciate. the thought here R link I've sent you a. rubber band gun so one of you can shoot. at another while sitting at your desks. I'm sure when one of you is angry SL. irritated at one another it will come in. handy you know what why don't you wear. the protective eyehole thingies and I'm. going to shoot you in the face with this. I mean cuz think about it I mean you've. got those it's a good idea you know it's. like we could make this we could put. this thing to act in action here oh crap.
where did that go Jason you lost it huh. did you lose it here we go I got it. again did you lose it now listen kids. don't try this at home unless you have. protective eyeh hole thingies that make. you look like a possessed Hawk is that. possessed hawk eye hole thingies okay. here we go now listen it could still. hurt do Are you seriously want me to do. this I mean I don't have to do this I. just thought it was kind of I could get. further away I don't want to do it right. here at you you want me to get further. away I can't see you why don't you get. into further into the background so. we'll both be in the shot.
okay now I'm coming right at your face. okay I'm thinking that here we. go it hit you in one of the eye holes it. hit you right on one of them that was. amazing aim this thing is so. sophisticated did you see that it hit. that one right there on the gy hit the. one that didn't fall what listen man. that's pretty I I care about you I'd hit. you on the eyehole protect her I know I. can tell you care about me by shooting. at my. face look at this link she also sent.
this snower poodle which goes on the. mythical Boulder get in line schneer. poodle dear R and Link My name is Darby. Jack. Gustaf and I'm from Birmingham Alabama. this is a moose I found while I was. volunteering at the Birmingham 200 now. I'm assuming that's some kind of race or. it might be like 200 men in Birmingham. they like where the Birmingham 200 and. everything's got to go through us here. at Birmingham nothing happens without. our approval because we got rubber band. guns I'll shoot it at you at your ey.
hole and that's how everybody in. Birmingham talks I'm going shoot it. right at your eye hole I would be. honored if you included my moose into. the mythical boulder oh he also says the. antlers reminded me of Red's. hair your hair looks like a antler of. course it's been Shor since then what. else you got over there that's all I got. well I got two more things really uh I. have um my name is. Amanda uh I'm from Tacoma Washington. speak up I can't hear you to Coma.
Washington. okay also can't see you that now you may. be wondering why did this stranger send. us a raccoon and a llama Or alpaka well. it's because I've decided these are your. spirit animals Rhett you're a raccoon. because you are mischievous you can make. v a variety of sounds with your. mouth it's a squirrel sound though what. is a spirit animal even mean it's like a. Native American so that leaves me being. a llama link you're a llama because. they're calm highly social and you have.
thick hair I'm very calm highly social. and I have thick hair have a fabulous. day now I think she wants us to glue our. spirit animals to the to the mythical. Boulder which is consistent with you. know Spirit Animal Practice check this. out Dear R link my name is Robert o I'm. 15 years old I live in Amarillo Texas. and I drew this or painted it or. whatever we're going to hang this up man. yeah we are thanks Robert you know what. we could just glue the mythical Boulder. to it.
we're not going to do that you know. people are now beginning to recognize. what we're doing here and they're. sending things that actually wh the duck. came off and yes we are using hot glue. and there are some inherent structural. problems with that we're Engineers we. should show know better but trust me. everything's going to be okay in the end. don't you you were going to have to glue. because I have zero depth perception. right now I am going to try to read. still wearing that thing I think it's. perly stuck to me get a shot of get a. shot of this thing being saved your life. it's kind of you're regluing glue the. new stuff man well I got to get the duck. back on there again came off in.
the yeah then I want to take this the. sers could just kind of go right. [Music]. there okay while you try to get your. finger off of the mythical maale Boulder. I will read some comments because like I. said even though we didn't sing the. addendum this is not not just mail this.
is also stff I said I said in your. comments stuff you post and stuff like. that Josiah Stein commented on Facebook. you guys should switch. seats duly noted I'll take that under. advisement Mark bdge guy uh just out of. house high school he built a functional. R and Link pinball machine blog. mine.com he's got his blog over there. the dude. made a a a functional pinball machine. themed as us we're trying to track him.
down so to see name your price Mark oh. you dropped name your. price we will buy this pinball machine. we must have it or a replica or. something this is like representing the. circle of life this Boulder look at this. thing uh Sandra Miller I got into an. argument with my co-worker Shawn when he. said that a hamburger was not a kind of. sandwich he's crazy right yeah Sean. something's up with you man it's a. sandwich meat between two pieces of.
bread I forgot about this SRA sea is. bringing you down stay as far away from. this guy as you can um and tell him that. he doesn't know his elbow from a. hamburger uh dear R link Ben self says I. hear some random stuff for the mythical. mail Boulder keep up the good work he's. Fort Scott Kansas really close to. Jason's Hometown he's got a he's got a. mathematics dog tag no look this is good. for structure he was he was killed in. the line of. algebra look at him man I got got an. eraser link mathematics man that eraser.
will go right in there look I'm. beginning to cover up a previous part of. it completely see that and what you're. going to put an eraser on there yeah. that'll stick good look at that it. creates a little platform for more stuff. to get on there got a headless GI Joe. man look at that see. that you're really into this Mel Baler. thing aren't you well think about what. it's going to be like when it's the size. of one of. us it'll be big it'll be. big it'll be the size of me before. should we put a battery in there that. seems like a bad idea it's going to have.
like an acid core I think we should do. it and it fits right in there between. the. antlers yeah it's a good idea there's. going to be a slow acid leak in the. middle of the thing for years uh Gabriel. Miller posted on Facebook I found a. picture of future R perhaps the Gazebo. really does exist this guy has muscles. in a tan this can never be R I don't. care I don't care how far into the. future we go yeah his hair goes up and. he has a beard but this guy's in good. shape well that cuz at some point in my. life I'm going to make a decision to do.
something productive he could be like. your angry Uncle think about what I'm. going to look like when I get to be old. you're going to be embarrassed to be. with me Ronnie Aruda what are the odds. of this post being showed on good Mythic. good morning you say showed pretty. slight he said. showed Rachel n lumbus posted my parents. kicked me out now I live in a box looks. like the box is still inside the parents. house though yeah there's some in. congruities to your story and there you. have it people it's over.
this is it send the stuff to our mail. place and then we will we will replace. it here look the mythical Boulder made. huge strides in the past few. minutes yeah that's pretty great what's. this right here oh don't pull pull on it. man it's coming it's. solidifying link reads R's eulogy when. Rhett shows up back up. alive you going to. leave I want I'll finish this later I.
guess ladies and gentlemen thanks for. coming. here today I I thought there'd be more. of you but uh I'm sure he'd be honored. that the handful of you that did show up. are here um Rhett was a guy that I knew. for a long time and his life it just it. ended too short and you know it but it's. it's going to happen to all of us so.
let's just make the best of it and hey. man I was just reading I was just. reading your eulogy hey Sarah you're not. uh. George you're not dead you remembered. how come nobody said surprise when I. walked in happy birthday every what well. this is your. funeral and there's like eight people. here so what does that tell you that's. usually what my surprise birthday. parties are like and everybody's always. dressed in black. I don't have a.
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