The Perfect Free Christmas Gift

do you know what the perfect free. Christmas gift is NOP let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning yes my hair. is down it will be up please do not fret. welcome to a festive Edition the next to. last episode of GMM for 2013 that's. right we waited so late to tell you. because we because we love you you so.

much don't worry we'll be back as. swiftly as possible which is going to be. Wednesday January 8th right yes. Wednesday January 8th we're back it's a. short break got to take care of some. things but we're going to give you some. advice with the help of uh qualified a. qualified individual that's going to get. you through the holidays we ask you to. ask us for advice uh and then you Rite. it on Facebook we read it and sometimes. we bring in reinforcements do you think. we need reinforcements today. NOP yeah of course we.

welcome too good Mythic good morning. Chuck one and only test. Claus put bring it here let's let's. bring him all the way up here yeah come. on scoot all the way in Chuck great to. see it you know it's a Christmas. tradition to see you yes it is Merry. Christmas Merry Christmas guys my kids. will be upset that they they couldn't. make it miss them man I may look forward. to them more you know seeing the kids. this is this is cozy though we'll work. that out next year what how have you.

been just give us just give us like a. two second update oh just great great. having fun having no what you can't fit. my life into two. seconds. touche yeah sorry I didn't mean you. thinking all right Chuck I have you have. you worked on any animals lately yeah a. lot of them any anything exciting any. humans lately. um I'm when you work on a human call me. I told you about the guy that wants me. to skin.

him really really what yeah he's got the. permit and everything alive well no. hopefully not hard to get him to stand. still no he's all tatted out and he's. going to have his skin done after he's. dead right hopefully and you're going to. do this yeah call me you're going to. make it into a rug or something no I'll. make it into like you know have you seen. him in the tattoo shops they put them in. a frame be like a guy's back piece and. it was really a little strange because I. was trying to explain to him how I'm.

going to have. to do it you know he won't care he. answer your question no I've never been. in a tattoo part and seen the skin of a. dead tattoo well person you know how. they do it in tattoo parlors satisfied. customers are plastered on the walls. literally ex it's their best. advertisement hey remember. Joe yeah I remember that piece as much. as I would love to continue talking. about this and I do want you to call. when it actually happens will uh we've. got some questions that we you know we. give advice all the time but you're. older and wiser and more like Santa so.

uh and you work with dead things that's. that's right and you're contemplating. tax are demising a human so let's get a. question from Zoe Davies she says what. do you do when people knock on your door. singing carols but they sound awful what. do I do is I join in because me singing. makes them sound. good well that's kind of you you know. and then that way it you. know so you don't you can't carry a tune. not even in a bucket as they say you.

want me to give you example yeah sure. okay name of song Jingle Bells jingle. bells jingle bells jingle all the way. that's good it is sing Oh Holy Night. that's harder God Oh Holy Night yeah. that's horrible I don't know the words. too yeah that was worse keep going keep. going you better help me because I can't. sing a lick.

okay I me you now okay now it all makes. sense it. does my own well that's one of my points. join in they join in and and it up flips. their Spirits cuz you make them I. thought what you were saying it would be. like if they come in and they're like. Jingle Bells you're like jingle bells. jingle you see like a crazy person. they're like oh back away well that. would work see you're getting you're. going with it you know you just start. belting it out and see where it goes Dan.

Kim two first names one for a man one. for a woman that's what it says on his. license plate he has options or she what. is the perfect gift that costs little to. no money perfect free Christmas gift yes. we're to it okay I thought about this. what you do is you get one of your old. gym socks get some buttons needle and a. thread get yourself a brown paper bag. and you write on it you know do it. yourself.

sock puppet kit sock puppet. kit does it come with. instructions if you need instructions. well you could that's sad if you need. instructions if you need instru. something is wrong step one sew buttons. on in eye pattern step two Stitch smile. on puppet if. wanted desired or you could put a little. felt in there and cut out some lips yeah. I mean you know you expand on it uh.

I can't comment on that serum Santa I. mean it's it's it's free I can't give. away the Trade Secrets it's free but. it's a used gym sock as you say Hey you. can use it well it doesn't have to be. you I mean that would just be what I. would do but you could use it in. conjunction with the first question. because if you really want to make. somebody think you're crazy when they. start singing yeah hand out your little. jingle. bellsing holy night puet I don't know. the words you're going to have to help. me Amy Jones speaking of uh bad gifts or.

freak gifts sorry uh how do you respond. when you get bad gifts like used. underwear or a sock puppet do it. yourself kitten who gives used underwear. what what kind of it what kind of person. gives used underwear I wash it I would. like to you know fold it she needs some. new friends it's called a hamme down. like a younger sibling maybe but not for. not wrapped up as a present no but what. I would do send it to me I'll mount it. on a nice plaque put a little brass. engravement on it then they can gift it.

back to him next. year and what would it say slightly used. underwear I would say something like. well I don't know who it's from but you. would have to make it let's say it's. from it's from Timmy Timmy Timmy's used. underwear dear Timmy you're underwear. stinks oh Christmas. 2014 I like it or something like you. know or thanks for the skid can I say. that no you can't say skid marks I might.

send you my dirty underwear and have you. mount it like just like as a personal. favor that's a totally new business. opportunity for you it is man I'll be. stuffing dead underwear stuffing dead. underwear and we're not going to wash it. either I stuff underwear every morning. by the way all right with myself well. I'm glad you're here cuz now you can you. can witness uh our last challenge in the. A out and Seconds Challenge I can't wait. you can be the judge really uh we don't. need to do you can be a spectator yeah. okay.

okay it's time for the last actx styled. in Seconds Challenge now let me tell you. what's at stake I'm up five challenges. to four which means that we can either. tie if link wins this week's challenge. or I could take it all home and this is. what's at stake the loser has to get his. entire torso waxed so so I'm going to. get waxed you're getting waxed no matter. what and based on the little hair that's. sticking out of the top of your shirt. you're due for a waxing so if I win.

that's so you also have to get waxed yep. bear is a baby's butt all right okay and. uh what the task is this week is link is. going to have to put Christmas lights on. a Christmas tree while wearing Christmas. stockings on his. hands and Chu Testa Claus will be a. conscientious conscientious Observer. conscientious objector he's not going to. be an objector he's just going to be an. observer okay here we go linky are you. ready I'm ready styling begins in in. three 2.

1 come on link go go go oh you're. cheering for me no I mean you can't do. it no no no go the other way go the. other way why you want me to go the. other way so you'll. lose you were you were pulling for me a. second ago I'm not going to forget it I. made a. mistake this is actually uhoh it's. beating you I recently cut my hair so. cut back C back come back quick quick. quick something happening with.

the you never disappoint. me oh my. lights come on link he's winning he's. winning losing my I'm losing my cool. here don't get nervous don't get nervous. totally I don't want there to be any any. consternation here totally done or. conation look at that.

way to go Chuck I won so the final score. of our act style and second challenge is. R 6 link. [Music]. four what are you looking. at H it's going to hurt I know man okay. so tomorrow your wife is going to be. happy man I go under the wax your wife. is going to love it she likes this. manliness man but just for a little bit. just to picture you as a teenage boy all. right no no I'm going to ignore that. entirely for every reason imaginable. emotionally scarred now tune in tomorrow.

when it all comes off Chuck will you. sing with us yes I will I know you're. not any good at it but I'm not you're. good you're good you know what day it is. it's Thursday Thursday means me you know. what day it is it's. Thursday and. Thursday means May can't sing harmony. with you in there I don't know what. happened he was hitting like some kind. of alien Harmony that makes sense in. another dimension that's.

me read it man do. it this I got to say is one of my. favorite ever gifts that we have. received okay dear R link my name is. Daniel cedarberg and I'm a rooster in my. parents shop in Watertown Wisconsin. called connection Cafe and in gratitude. to your morning show good mythical. morning I have sent you a package this. package contains a blend of coffee that. I have roasted myself the coffee is. supposed to mirror the personality of. you two it is a single or coffee from.

Brazil I got to say we took this to the. Starbucks to have them roast it I mean. to have them um grind it grind it for us. and they were blown away they were like. where did you guys get this coffee what. is this this is amazing hey guys smell. this all the employees were smelling it. uh anyway we have not we've smelled it. so far and it that maybe the second best. gift we've ever gotten for Christmas the. first is the gift you're going to give. us oh thank you to cedarberg you have. anything for us we're not putting this. onfe we're going to drink it we might.

put the bag on there later you know okay. I just happened to have some gifts for. you guys what are they you'll never. guess socks they're socks thanks for. they're socks from my pals that richer. or poor I wanted to get paid it's like a. sponsorship well sort of they paid me in. socks really so obviously they're poor. but but I thought of you guys we have to. make sock puppets they're not used. they're not gym no next year you make. sock puppets out of okay so we wear them. for a year I like yellow socks you know.

what time it is hi my name is Lucas. Ferris I'm from Rock Hill South Carolina. and it's time to send the wheel of. mythicality thanks to Chuck test Claus. for being with us make sure you check. out Chuck on his YouTube channel ohigh. Valley. Taxidermy if you like to see things tax. or demise or you want to learn about. things being tax or demise or you just. like to see Chuck because as you can see. he's a pretty funny guy uh check him out. on his YouTube channel. Rhett announces that is running for.

president. Kat what's. up you can say a line too oh what's up. Rett we're. waiting did I tell you guys about my. plans no yeah let us hear it no wait he. said no yeah let us hear it 2016 you. hear what's going. down I don't know uh what happens four. years guys um we don't want to talk.

about that sock puppet. convention at Comic-Con yeah so I'm. gonna go to the sock puppet convention. at Comic Con like we do every year but. also make this. face I'm announcing I'm running for. president of the sock puppet convention. what. yeah Chuck is going to be my vice. president and Link you can be my. secretary and by that I mean the one. that checks my emails it's a really.

prestigious position L link link is a. good secretary. yeah right link but you got to keep nice. smooth chest for. it you know what they say about. spaghetti sauce from a taxidermist yeah. you never go back I thought they said. never eat spaghetti sauce made by a TX. tax yeah pretty straightforward no. that's not what they say nope.