The Last Twinkie on Earth

I have never eaten a Twinkie and now I. will never be able to let's talk about. that hey I am Austin and this is. Isabelle we're from Cedar City Utah Good. Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning today's. episode is brought to you by culas the. guys with the goods the goods including. the amazing be beard head it's a hat.

it's a beard it's everything you could. ever want and a heading device you may. know in fact uh I think if you're in. America you probably definitely know. this that Hostess Hostess has uh Gone. bankrupt and now Twinkies are scarce. rare they're being they're they're going. to go out of business so they're being. sold for thousands of dollars here in. Los Angeles yeah on eBay or just on like. street corners cuz I have not seen any.

any Twinkies on street corners but I. know that there's some Craigslist ads. there's some $3,000 eBay it's bedum I I. I I want to discuss. this you know I've already established. in the teaser at the top of this thing. that that I am I'm in foreign territory. here but that I mean the bedum. associated with this is just. unanticipated when it came to me now. first of all Hostess they make things. other than Twinkies everybody's going.

nuts over Twinkies they've got the. cupcakes chocolate cupcakes I have had. those those are great well I mean I'm. sad for those bread they make Wonder. Bread for shees sakes when you talk. first of all I mean you know all that's. going to be B them about Twinkies all. that's going to be said about Twinkies. not being around and Hostess being out. of business or whatever and they're. saying that maybe it'll be bought by. somebody else and it'll The Twinkie will. have a Resurgence everyone's already. talked about that I don't want to talk. about that today today what I want to.

talk about is the mindblowing truth that. you delivered to me in in earlier uh. this. week when you told me that you have. never had a Twinkie and listen we're we. know each other pretty well well we were. in we were in the car and you know the. the the radio people are coming on just. going all nuts about oh the twinkie is. going away what are we going to do. interviewing people on the street oh the. Twinkies oh my goodness where am going. to get my twinkie fixed because the.

is that really is that how they were. saying and so then we start talking. about it and and you're like right there. with them you're like oh the yes the. Twinkies I can't believe it we should go. find one right now and eat it and I'm. like I don't get it I've never had one. and it's just it's just not that big of. a deal why are people so up in arms. about it well and then you just rain. down on me with just anger almost to me. that's like a modern person saying I've.

never had a shower no no I mean it's. like I mean I know it seems impossible. that I've avoided showering but listen I. just I've never actually done it I mean. I've had a bath yeah of course I've had. a bath but I've never let the water. trickle down over my head onto my body. that it's that foreign to me that now. listen I am not upset about Twinkies. going away because I cannot recall the. last time I had a Twinkie it was. definitely as a child Twinkies are not a. part of my life Twinkies are not a part. of my family's life my kids don't eat.

anything like that you want to be soft. you got to be firm there's a right time. for snacks and I say when then I insist. on Hostess golden twinky snack cakes. with cream filling fresh wholesome. Hostess meets my tough standards every. host is twinky is a great great. combination of Golden Light sponge cake. on the outside and then fluffy cream. filling on the inside so come on boys. and girls you ask your mom to get you a. package or two of fresh host his.

Twinkies at your grocery store the. closest they get to eating something. that has like is like some uh uh health. bar like a granola thing my wife makes. them eat stuff that's good so they'll. grow up and be smart you know well hold. on you're saying Twinkies aren't good. for you too they're not good for you no. but you do point out something that is. my point my argument exactly I don't. understand why people are so up in arms. about something going away when. obviously no one's been buying them. that's the reason why it's going away. don't deflect you cared about it let's.

get back to the issue at hand which is. if you cared about it you would eat it. and you you or if it went away because. you weren't eating you wouldn't be up in. arms I I don't get it is it an American. St I agree with your argument is it's an. American staple I no it's like a shower. that's what I'm getting back to you're. you're saying that Twinkies are an. American staple I don't see it a Twinkie. being like a shower is that was a. hyperbole okay that is not technically. true however it is unbelievable that you. are a man that grew up in America and.

that you never even tasted a Twinkie. it's this simple every time a Twinkie. has presented to you there's something. right beside it that's that seems. tastier the the least of which not being. a candy bar or any or that cannot be. true though or anything with chocolate. because Twinkies are not my favorite. Hostess thing I much prefer the cupcakes. so I know for a fact that I was. presented with all those options in my. life too I'm just saying that I was. presented with them so I don't maybe. I've only had a dozen Twinkies but I'm.

saying to not have tasted the cultural. icon that is a golden spongecake cream. filled finger that is the twinkie that. has made appearances in all kinds of Pop. Culture which is uh been in all kinds of. movies well let's say this. Twinkie represents the normal amount of. psychokinetic energy in the New York. area according to this morning sample it. would be a. twinky 35 5 ft long weighing.

approximately 600 lb that's a big. Twinkie want a twinky gang. is say. [Music]. [Music]. please no balls yeah.

snowballs where's. the. Twinkies oh this twinky thing it ain't. over. yet it's not my fault it's the twinkie. fault it doesn't have any chocolate it. doesn't have anything it doesn't have. any Redemptive value to me you scared of. it no I'm not afraid of are you. frightened of it no you but I mean but. here's the thing just out of curiosity. I'm a little bit sad now knowing that. the only way I could get one is like. spin. $3,000 on eBay how ridiculous is that.

how stupid is that person going to feel. who two weeks ago wasn't buying a. Twinkie put him out of business and now. out of nostalgia's sake is spending. $3,000 I'm not that guy you know if. you're going to are are you going to. think different me differently of me. because I'm I'm never going to have had. a Twinkie I will die without having a. Twinkie now that they're gone they might. bring back something else I guess but. like another another company or. something hold on a second.

I didn't see the Simpsons either you. walked out on me when I said I didn't. see the. Simpsons I'm I'm not going to get. defensive about. this. okay okay twinky spread well I got four. twinkies and I am not going to tell you. how me and Jason acquired these because.

I hope you didn't spend corporate money. on eBay it may not be legal but I'm not. a I'm not afraid to eat it I'm not. ashamed to eat it now me eating it is. not going to be admitting like some sort. of defeat here I got I got four of them. okay but one pointing at you one's. pointing at me one's pointing at Jason. and one's pointing at the future hey. okay now I'd like to point out that. there are no other options on the plate. and I'm pretty hungry I'm sure that this. was presented to you in in some form I'm. glad I'm here for this you're like.

you're get to you're becoming a. man what I'm becoming I thought you were. going to say like an American or. something or you're become an American. man a showering American man let me see. what you think about. it it's what I thought it would be good. good riddance I mean it's not bad you. it's not bad but how have you have. avoided this I mean I'm not saying I'm.

going to like take a bath in. it well would you take a shower in. it it's much more dense than I thought. it would be and it's actually. greasier you want two o I got two more. right here yeah I'll eat another one you. think you can eat it I think I could eat. I think I could eat it in one. bite that's what this is denigrating to. I'm just it just kind of hit me how easy.

it was to eat that one I think I can eat. this in one bite I think I can too well. hurry up and finish that one and then do. this one I just I I'll save that one. I'll start over are we really doing this. is this what this show has come down to. we're like indulging we're like rubbing. into people's faces they're out there. buying Twinkies cutting people's throats. for twinkies and we're eating them with. in one bite I feel like we should eBay. one of these at least or something I got. more.

easy to do. actually it compresses. down it's not as good that. way oh. goodness I got something else for. you. well I hope you enjoy watching us show. Twinkies in our. face. they're not Twinkies they're Little.

Debbie's Cloud. Cakes and now what like I've been these. aren going extinct we got all kinds of. these okay so you didn't pay much for it. that's the only thing I really care. about I also don't understand your. Euphoria is it like have you pranked me. or. something so I still have never eating a. Twinkie is that what this is yeah but. you've had two Cloud Cakes and let me. tell you link I feel a little bit sick. you know what you basically have eaten a.

Twinkie that's my that's what I've. determined is that people listen don't. get upset about the Twinkies go buy a. Little Debbie's cloud cake it's the same. thing it tastes just like. it it's got three holes on the bottom. where they put the cream in you can eat. it with one bite it's actually. individually wrapped instead of two to a. pack oh that Twinkies are two to a pack. I think so are they yeah sometimes he. says R is a bull link is a what to.

door poror it's like a matador. [Music]. right hey bull you want to do you want. to get some of the twinkie the imitation. Twinkie H get get out of my sight okay. come back through you worthless little. piece of twinky horn. okay brought to you by Little Debbie. I.

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