The GMM Song - 100th Episode
What episode is this? Ah, don't know. We're the Sanders family. Happy 100th. episode. Let's talk about that. [Applause]. Good mythical morning. Today's episode. is brought to you by autis.com. It's an. online blogging community where you can. join, connect, and share with others to. tackle the puzzle of autism. Check it out, people. Good mythical.
morning. Wow, I actually know what episode it is. I was joking at the beginning. Ladies. and gentlemen, welcome to the momentous. occasion called the 100th episode of. Good Mythical Morning. What is this? What What does this. traditionally mean? It just It means. that u you know, you're celebrating, but. you could also use your hand as a blunt. object weapon. I think it's attacking. someone with a sword who's behind you. All right, there's somebody on my back.
I got him. But you're I got him. I got. him. But you're happy about it. I got. him. You know you're going to beat him. So I killed him. Killed him. Okay. So. today is about celebrating 100 episodes. I never knew that we were going to make. 100 episodes of Good Mythical Morning. I. did. I knew. I knew it all. You didn't. know it. We talked about it. Oh yeah, you're right. And what we talked about. was I think we did 40 of Good Morning. Chia Link in a previous talk show. You. can check that out at renlink.com. Um, I. thought, you know, if if we at least. match that, it it'll it'll be good. But.
we've blown it out of the water. 100. That's triple digits. They call that. triple digits, link. Yeah, I know. It's. it it could mess up our computers. And. given it's like Y2K. No, it's not like. that. All of our computers just run on. tens, ones, and zeros. I thought we. could take this 100th episode to just. bask in the glory of the 100th episode. For those who are tuning in for the. first time, just hang on. just hang with. us. Yeah, we got some special things in. store for you. So, uh it'll be worth the. wait. Uh would you believe I'm gonna.
give you some facts, you know, about the. show about Good Mythical Morning. Okay. Did you know that over 8 mil Well, the. Good Mythical Morning has been watched. over 8 million times. Are you bragging? Is that What is this about? What's the. angle on this? I'm basking. Basking and. bragging are very different. Bragging is. like I'm Hey, I'm awesome. Look at Look. at my Look at my bicep. That's bragging. because I could brag about buying my. Bible saying, "Oh, I I think I think. just to couch it couch it in context. This is, you know, we've created.
something that you're enjoying that. you've helped us create, you know, through the comments, through your. videos, through things like that. So, it's this is like a family time, a. family time of celebration. I didn't. watch it 8 million times. You watched it. 8 million times." Now, that's not 8. million people. Many of you have watched. the show multiple times. Some of you. have gone back and you you watch every. day or you caught up. But that has added. up to 8 million times since our launch. in January. I'm I'm happy about that. link. I'm masked about that. Here are. our top 25 countries. Good Mythical.
Morning Link has enjoyed around the. world and we might name your country. There's a good chance that we're going. to name your country because I'm going. to talk I'm going to go through the top. 25 countries that watch Good Mythical. Morning. Number one, United States. That's kind of a given. We're from the. United States. Number two, Canada or. Canada as my grandfather calls it. Number three, United Kingdom. Number. four, Australia. Number five, Sweden. Number six, Germany. Number seven, Netherlands. This is like shout outs.
Let's just take it as a shout out as. he's saying these. Number eight, Norway. Number nine, Denmark. We have a strong. Scandinavian. contingency. I actually have that. tattooed on my left breast. I have a We. have a strong Scandinavian contingency. Your breast is big enough for that. That's also the name of our plan B for. whenever we're stranded in Scandinavia. The Scandinavian contingency plan. Does it involve tattooing? Yes. That's.
why I have it tattooed so we don't. forget. Number 10, Brazil. Number 11, Mexico. Number 12, Ireland. Number 13, Singapore. Number 14, Belgium. Always. wanted to go to Belgium. Number 15, Finland. Always wanted to go to Finland. Number 16, France. Number 17, Romania. Number 18, New Zealand. Number 19, Poland. Number 20, Portugal. Number 21, Philippines. Number 22, Saudi Arabia. Would you believe that? At least four. times. And in fact, once this year.
already, I've had people from Saudi. Arabia come up to me. It the last one. was on. Were you in Saudi Arabia? Uh, no. I was in Venice Beach. I was in. Venice Beach. And Abdullah came up to me. and he he came up with his friends. He. says, "We are visiting from Saudi Arabia. and we watch Good Mythical Morning every. day and he said, "Good. I've been. waiting here for you on Venice Beach for. like weeks." Number 23, Austria. Did he. get his picture taken with you? Yeah, we. got a picture taken. Did he ask about. me? No. Number 23, Austria. Number 24,
Switzerland. They're neutral. They don't. go to war with anybody. Number 25, Malaysia. We have an agent contingency. in Malaysia. So, thank you all you. mythical beasts who live in those 25. countries and who live in other. countries for making this a part of your. entertainment lifestyle. Now, I was. driving in this morning to your house. and of course, you know, I'm in traffic. on the 101 bumper to bumper. You look. down at the bumper, you see a license.
plate. This happened to be a a vanity. license plate, which I think in some. kind of a stretch of a way is. applicable. Now, this is the license. This is not I. didn't steal the license plate, and I. didn't take a picture while I was. driving. So, I just wrote it down as if. this were the license plate. What's that. say, Rat? Bart's sake. Bart's sake. No, for art's. sake. For art's sake, right? That's what. that's where our motivation is to to to.
create art here. But I would, you know, we do this for more than for art's sake. We do this fart saki. I think that's. what it says. Oh, fart saki. Saki is a. Japanese beer. That's when you trap a. fart in a bottle. Fart saki. That I. I really didn't have a I really didn't. have a point. I just wanted to say fart. saki. She kind of stole my thunder when. you said fart sake. No, really. We just. we just don't do this for the fart saki. We do this for you and to connect and to.
to blaze ground on the internet and say, can we make a show? Break ground and you. blaze a trail. You don't blaze ground. That's like burning down a forest. Only. you can prevent forest fires. You, you. know, we're trying to blaze ground here. and do things that can we make a show. that you don't edit or very infrequent. edits in 12 minutes and it work on the. internet. Thank you for helping make. this work. Yeah, we're we're developing. this together. We know, you know, a lot. of people we we read the comments and we. a lot of people say, "You guys are just. doing this good mythical morning thing,
like you're not making regular videos on. your main channel." A, that's not true. There is really no B. B is yes, we are. continuing to make videos. B is fart. saki. Whenever whenever you're at a. loss, this is this is something special. And you know, it's funny cuz this is the. thing that most people talk about and. most people mention and it's not getting. hundreds of thousands of views every. once in a while maybe, but it's. something that you guys have told us. repeatedly. I've had people say, "I. watch this before I go to bed every. single night, or I watch it when I'm.
eating breakfast in the morning, or I. watch it when I'm cooking dinner on my. way to school." And you know, and I had. a friend visit, a good friend of mine, Mike, who came from North Carolina and. stayed with us a couple of days. He's. like, "Yeah, you guys do that mythical. thing. What is that?" He says, "I can't. really watch that. It's just you guys. sitting there talking." And then he. said, then I said, "At least he's. honest." Well, that's okay. Now, it's. not for everybody, but for those who it. is for, they really like it. And I said, "Maybe you should try this. Maybe you. should try to enjoy it passively. Don't. see it as something where it's like you. have to stop everything, drop everything. and watch 12 minutes of content, but.
watch it or leave it. Just listen to it. while you're doing something else. And. it was like I had given him a key to. entertainment enjoyment. I gave him that. key and he came back two days later. He. was like, it's like you opened Pandora's. box for me. He didn't say Pandora's box. He said, I enjoy it now. I guess the. point is we're preaching to the choir. here because you guys you guys have the. key already. So, we appreciate you. sharing and shaping people's experience. and saying, "Hey, come watch Good. Mythical Morning." I think that it's. time to move into the the special the. special thing. Yes. We decided to create.
a special thing for you. A song that we. wrote literally very few minutes ago. Um, and then we literally performed it. just like a few seconds ago. And here it. is. We're going to play it for you now. Good call. [Music]. morning. We've shared.
embarrassing things about ourselves, like the time you tried to impress a. girl by eating a rat's tail. And we've. discussed how easily would you like. parmesan with that can be misheard as. where'd you get that jacket at? And we. danced in the park with a strange coke. drinking lady. And your son was bit by a. squirrel who possibly had a rabies. And.
y'all said Pokemon was the best TV theme. song. You teach me and I'll teach you. Pokemon. got to catch them. all. Good. my. morning. 100 episodes. [Music]. Good. morning. Guess we'll keep.
going. Guess we'll keep going. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. Good.
my. morning 100. [Music]. souls. Good. my. morning. Guess we'll keep going. [Music]. Guess we'll keep going. If that almost made you. cry, you should probably seek help.
Yeah. You know what we wanted to do? We. wanted to recognize someone very special. to our hearts. Someone who helped make. this possible from the beginning. You. know, we couldn't do all the other. things we do as well as this show. without Mr. Jason Enman. We want to give. him a hand. Now, some of you have seen. him if you saw the one episode where he. showed up. This is him right here. Every. time the camera moves, every time the. camera moves, you're like, "What? There's somebody behind the camera? Why. do you guys need somebody behind the. camera?" It's not just Jason behind the. camera. Jason edits every one of these.
episodes. How many hours are we talking. about? A week or no cumulative total. total total GMM time that's out there. right now. It's like 12 minutes average. episode times 100. That's 100. That's. 12. What is that? 1,200. That's 1,200. minutes. I have a calculator. I use my. phone for it. 1200 minutes. And somebody. can do a conversion. Jason, you can do a. conversion and put it as a lower third. later. I I'll do it later. Boom. And. it's already there. Jason, my question. for you, that's the beauty of this. Having seen us so often and looked at.
our faces on a computer so many times. each episode multiple times. You. probably have to multiply it times two. Do you at least two? 2400. Do you still. like us? Some days. Yeah. You only have to watch it once and. then you can fast forward. He has to. watch every everything. I can't skip a. single minute of Good Mythical Morning. Are you willing to keep going? I probably have another 50 episodes. Any. 50? Okay. Okay. But if the money's. there, I'll keep going forever. Forever.
If the money's there, that is always the. question. Ladies and gentlemen, I want. to see you in episode 500. 500. Why. don't you do the honors and put the. wheel up there and then uh can I uh can. I mythically spin it as well? Oh yeah. Whoa. That's really Things are getting. wild. If you agree to 100 episodes right. now. Done. Okay, there you go. Spin the. wheel of mythicality. This is 100. We'll. see 100 additional episodes. Okay, let's. see. He spun it. I know I got to come up. with lots of stuff to say because he. spun it quickly. Okay, this is how we're.
going to end the episode. Thanks again. for watching and for sharing Good. Mythical Morning with your friends and. loved ones. You are our loved ones. I. mean, we also have family and friends. outside of this. Yeah, don't tell him. that. Meet Link's imaginary friend. Okay. Hey, uh Rhett, there's somebody. I've been meaning to introduce you to. Um, I know we're we're really close, but. there's someone who's even closer in.
friendship than you are. Uh, yeah, he's. he's right here. It's uh it's I call him. Butt Ruberuks. What? That's his name is Butt Ruberuks. I got a friend who made up the name and. I just kind of took it for myself. Is. this like for my imaginary friend? Is it. Oh, this is a Say hi. Say hi, Butt. Hi, butt. Uh, no, I meant for He's saying hi. to you. Oh, he just said hi to you. I.
said, he's been here all 100 episodes. Ruber Dukes. Uh, where what nationality. is that? Really? You can hear him? Yeah. All of a. sudden, you can hear him. That's kind of. disappoint. Guess we'll keep going. Guess we'll keep going.
