The First Thanksgiving

Hey Link, what are you thankful for? Well, I have a list right here. Oh, what. are you thankful for? I also have a. list. Hi, I'm Stephanie. And I'm Olivia. And. we're from Atlanta, Georgia. Good. mythical morning. [Music]. Good mythical morning. Today's episode. is brought to you by the Retin Link. store. Christmas time is coming up. You. got to get some gifts for people. The.

best way to do that is go to. retink.com/store. You can get this shirt for good mythical. morning. You can get a logo shirt. You. can get all types of stuff. You can get. a CD, a physical CD with Rhett and Link. song. So many things. Make your list, kids. Put us on it. Give it to your. parents or to your rich relatives. Happy. Thanksgiving. Oh, okay. Yes, it is. Happy just another day to those of you. who aren't celebrating Thanksgiving, but. you can still be thankful or you can at. least endure us sharing what we're. thankful. Just think about it right now, Link. There are people gathered around a.

table. Maybe they've somebody has put a. laptop on the table and now they're. sitting there and they're watching. mythical morning and grandpa's like, "What is this mess? Who are these fools? I wanted some turkey. I don't want this. Why are we waiting on this? These are. two turkeys. What is this thing? I want. a roast turkey, not two turkeys. And. then like the 13-year-old granddaughter. is like, "No, trust me, these guys are. really funny." And then he's going to. watch this whole episode. I don't think. they're funny. They're stupid and this.

is a waste of your time. And and Bill, this is a waste of your money cuz aren't. you paying for her internet connection, Bill? Bill, you're fired from being my. son. And we're ruining families left and. right today. Yeah, that's what this is. about. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. Okay, which brings. us to um a segment that we do every year. this time starting this year. Yeah. Right. Called I'm thankful for. We made. a list and we're going to say things. we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the.

person who invented the thumb drive that. looks like a thumb. Does that exist? Yeah. I don't have one. I'm thankful for. it though. Is it on your Christmas list? I don't want it. But the fact that it. exists makes me thankful. I'm thankful. for eyebrows. They protect your eyes. from the sun and from the elements. And. they make you they make you look normal. They allow you to have all types of. expression. And I'm actually starting to. refer to my mustache as a third. eyebrow. It's a mouth brow. This has. been I am thankful for. I get the.

feeling that if we wrote down the things. that we were thankful for more often, our list would probably be better. Yeah, I thought the lists were great. I am. thankful for you and I'm thankful for. the mail that you send into us. I'm. thankful for the song that we've written. to lead into it. That's a segue. One, two, three. You know what day it is? It's. Thursday, and. Thursday means mail.

All right. In this package here, there. was a letter. I have the letter, but I. don't know what's in the package yet. because Jason told me not to look into. the package until I a read the letter. and b we were recording the episode of. Good Mythical Morning. So, this could be. dangerous. This could be shocking. I. don't know what this is, but I just know. that he wants us to open it on the air, so to speak. Okay. Dear Rhett and Link, good mythical morning from Australia. I. watch all your GMMs. You guys are. awesome and you always make me laugh. Thank you. Here are some chocolates for.

you and the kids. Hope you like this. This is just. chocolates. And okay, I've put in some. unique Aussie gifts. Feel free to put. them in the time capsule. Maybe the. aliens can clone some epic kangaroos for. the future. I look forward to more. videos to come. Lots of love from all. your mythical beasts in Australia. Uh. Michaela, so I'm I don't has something. to do with kangaroos. Why don't you. reach in there and. I don't Don't look. Don't look. He don't.

look. Just pull him out. Just pull it. out. Really? Is it going to shock me? No. No. You're fine. [Laughter]. [Music]. Is that what I think it is? Yeah. It's a heart. It's a kangaroo. heart. A lot of people don't know that. kangaroo's hearts are covered in fur. I think that's a kangaroo scrotum. Oh,

okay. Oh, well, I probably shouldn't be. touching it then. But it has a tag. Who. knew that they came with a tag? Genuine. Australian souvenir. Kangaroos grow. them. I was right. I I' I'd know one of. those if I ever looked at it, which I. had never really wanted to. Happy. Thanksgiving. Pass the cranberry sauce. All right. This will go in the mythical. time capsule. Dear Ren Link. Oh, here's. a note about the mythical time capsule, people. This is very important. If you. want to put something in the mythical. time capsule, you need to send it now.

Now, meaning it needs to get to us by. next Tuesday in order because the last. time we're putting stuff in the mythical. time capsule is the next Thursday means. mail. Are you with me people? And then. we have something in the works to do. like a a little burial cere. Okay, we're. not going to get into that, but okay. My. brother, this will be in there. recently. went to Tokyo to meet his online. girlfriend and brought me back some. Japanese candy. Here it is. Sandra. Miller. Um, I think we should talk about your.

brother meeting Japanese girls online. and going to Japan. Hey, it's fair game. It's fair game. And then buying things. called the melty kiss. Oh, look at this. Whoops. Pretty good. Don't look at the. scrotum when eating anything. Nothing tastes good when looking at a. scrotum. Okay. Hey, Rhett. Link. I'm Sarah. I'm 14 and I live in.

State College, Pennsylvania. In world. history, we were playing a current. events game in teams. The question. was, I had a little bit of that in my. mouth still. A study in Japan determined. looking at pictures of blank makes. office working more productive. I was the only one in the class who knew. the answer because of us. Baby animals, man. Yeah, I remember that. Thanks to. you, my history teacher thinks I'm much. more aware of current events than I.

actually am. Good. I've also sent you. some Middlesworth potato chips. These. are good. I've had these before. In my. opinion, the best chips ever made. They. are local to central Pennsylvania. I. really hope you like them that they. didn't get too messed up in shipping. Dear Rhett and Link, I've been watching. your videos for a couple years now, and. I know that Swedish Fish is Rhett's. favorite candy. So, I packed this letter. with Swedish Fish. Sorry, Link. I don't. know what your favorite candy is, so I. just picked Starburst. I hope you like. Starburst. I don't I like Happy Movember. from Jordan. Thank you, Jordan. Peanut. butter Snickers. That's my favorite. And.

last, peanut butter Snickers. Um, Brett, have a great birthday. Little late for. that, but you know, I can have a. birthday any day of the year. This is. Emma. And uh she got Whoa. It's coming. out that side. It looks like. a like a whale made out of straws. It's a. guitar. It's a guitar. Thank you, Emma. That's a nice way to.

segue into Time Rangers, the. Thanksgiving episode of Time Ranger. Reverse. Rangers. Hey man, happy Thanksgiving. Oh, hey Link. Happy Thanksgiving. Thanks. Um, why aren't you celebrating. with your family? Well, as you know, I. don't like turkey, and they didn't want. to accommodate my dietary needs, so I. thought I'd get some fresh air. What. about you? Why aren't you celebrating.

Thanksgiving with your family? Um, I don't have a family. Okay. Well, look over there. Over there? Yeah, the gazebo. Oh, yeah. The gazebo. Let's go check it. out. Listen, man. I'll chew you up. Let's go back to the very first. Thanksgiving. Ah, okay. Yeah, the very. first Thanksgiving. Plymouth 1621. Let's. do it. 3 2.

1. This is totally it. Well, it looks. like wilderness. Look over there. Over. there. You see that gathering of people. around that table getting ready to eat? Yeah, big table. Nice two seats. available for us. Let's go get them. Yeah, I be inconspicuous. We got to. sneak over there. Ah, good. idea. Okay, welcome everyone. Who would like. to say what they're thankful for by a. show of hand?

Yes, you with the mustache. What are you. thankful for? Ah, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, uh, pilgrims and Indians. No, no, I. want what? Native Americans. But it's not American yet. I don't think. natives. Just say natives. Natives. I am glad to be here with you. And I just want to say you should all be.

thankful for the simple lives you're. leading. Nope. on this. No, we we we are. one of you. We we're not time travelers. from the future. We we're just part of. your gathering. We are all thankful. We. up late. That's all that that's all that. happened. We're no different than you. Exactly. We're all thankful. I'm. thankful that things are so simple. I. mean, just fast forward like 300 years. and you won't be traveling with horses.

You'll be traveling on mechanical horses. and they'll be called cars and the. horses will be inside the car like in. it'll be called an engine be powered by. it. What he means seat belts and. everything is that you're very. industrious people and we we I mean we. are we are a very industrious people and. we will think of many amazing things. I. mean probably in these carriageless or.

horseless carriages called cars that we. will collectively invent one day. Sure. We'll do things like go up to places. that serve turkey and we'll talk to a. little box and call it a drive-thru. Yeah. Say, "Hey, please give me some. turkey. I'll take a number one turkey. combo." And then the box will say, "Okay." And then trot forward on your. horseless car. And well, it'll be like a. gas pedal. Not not technically horses. I. mean, they'll say horsepower just to. kind of give you a reference for how.

powerful it is. You get a taco or a. burger and and like a they'll be like. drinks made of with sugar in them and. we'll drink. They'll be so much bigger. than you can imagine. I don't think. they're feeling us on this one. I don't. seem to be tracking. And that's what. we're thankful for. We'll pass it along. to Squanto. Is Squanto here? Yeah, somewhere. Maybe that dude. What is this. sorcery you speak of? Burn them at the. steak. Oh, he just hit me in the. shoulder with a biscuit. Oh no. Let me.

get get back to the. gazebo. Going to You're going to spoil. your dinner, Link. Good. What flavor are these? Just plain. Mhm. Truly, we are thankful for you. If. you're thankful for something and it's. somebody, make sure you tell them. That's my That's my advice for you. today. Tell people that you're thankful.

for them. On a scenic. overlook, Link reveals his biggest. secret. Um, yeah. Um, well, I got I got something. that I want to reveal to you. Really? Something I don't know about you. already? Well, it's a secret. Yeah. I. just want to I want to reveal. it. Um, you know, um, well, all these.

years, I. mean, what gender did you think I was? [Music].