The Craziest Things Found by Airport Security

you won't believe the stuff that people. tried to get through security at. airports let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning thank you for. making us a part of your daily routine. uh we don't care what you try to sneak. in bring anything you want I mean you. know we bring a lot of baggage to this. show right Rett that's good so you bring. anything you want here too this is a.

safe place for all types of uh sharp. things now uh in a airplane uh. unfortunately is not not a good place. for Sharp things or dangerous things or. various things that people try to. smuggle through security and the TSA the. airport security administration the. Transportation Security Administration. that would be ASA this is TSA y releases. a report each year of the different. things that they have found and what. we're going to do we're going through. all the things that have been found also. in other countries this is the weird.

stuff that people have tried to get the. weird stuff security okay very all of. this is true this is not speculation I. made up one no it's all true okay uh oh. I wanted to choose which one you made up. very very common for people to take. Combs shoes phones Etc that have daggers. hidden in them I mean this is like that. probably 15 a day at your average. airport I made that number up but. there's a lot of them you know why. because you forget it's in there right. you're like oh yeah my comb is a knife. it's like you're you're you're just.

styling here one morning then like all. of a sudden a blade I forgot that was in. there my toothbrush is a dagger yeah I. keep forgetting that my tweezers are. like a laser now this seems like one. that you I I I pluck uh some eyebrows. yeah and uh I wouldn't do that with a. laser that would be very stupid I'm not. talking about lasers put putting a laser. through my you you came up with lasers I. say nothing about lasers a spoiler alert. no lasers have been stuck on the plane. sneaked on the plane stunk on the plane. uh this seems like something that you.

would know you had if you had it but a. lot of people have them walking canes. with swords inside them so like an old. man is like Zoro you know like ready for. anything sound effect in everything yeah. uh apparently this is really common. walking canes with swords in them uh. we've heard of one of these uh Cleveland. they found a stun gun cane Oh you mean. like this I just happen to keep one over. here at all times.

as as many times look at that please. please please no as many times as as. I've been stunned with that or you've. been stunned with that I know I don't. want that on a plane unless I'm you know. like with the US Marshals or here. anymore actually we should destroy this. because now everyone's like stun him. stun him with the cane make an internet. video that's what they want I'm not. going to do that to you please don't at. Chicago's Midway International Airport L. they found a mace and it was not.

traveling along with hawman it was just. somebody's mace and this wasn't a. sprayable mace right it was a mace like. the. medieval oh wow ball in your skull. situation collector's item hopefully oh. please there goes the stun you're going. to hurt yourself New Jersey Newark. Airport the wheel of pain was found. check look at this thing it's like a. Chinese star that unfolds into six. blades well it's it's like a Chinese. star meets a survival knife I can see.

how you could forget that the wheel of. pain was in your laptop bag. maybe maybe. not wow this guy at the same airport. nework uh spear gun he tried to get a. spear gun onto the plane and he claimed. when caught I thought spear guns were. okay to bring on board well you only you. only shoot uh uh ocean animals with them. uh are there any ocean animals on the. plane I think you can shoot a person. with a spe gun I think that would be an. unpleasant experience for the person. being shot but in his mind there was a.

dichotomy there this is just for ocean. animals uh Dallas Fort Worth airport. they found an old bazooka round what now. when they found this thing in the guy uh. carryon they established a 100t. perimeter around there and they. evacuated the baggage area and all the. terminals and then it was eventually. determined to be iner L that means it's. not going to explode and five flights. were delayed and uh I mean that seems. like a small price to pay five flights. delayed this should happen every day day.

and this could be like a strategy if. you're late oh I'm late again get the. inert bazooka round it'll just delay the. flight a little bit it's Rusty he. probably didn't get on the plane with it. though he probably was you know he's. going to put it under the plane. questioned oh yeah a Providence TF Green. Airport this is really good there was a. man traveling with a small child and. they found a dis disassembled 40 caliber. gun stuffed into a Mickey Mouse stuffed. animal it's like hen little Henry why. did you stuff that in your your blame it.

on the child yeah in in your Mickey. Mouse how many times have I told you not. to stuff handguns into your Mickey Mouse. I was I think as you can see from the. picture it's obviously in the tray at. security so this guy thought hold on. you're gonna let him carry Mickey Mouse. through there right without like you. know how did this guy think this was. going to work hold on I think Mickey's. still wearing a belt or something or. does Mickey have some change no mickeey. has a 40 caliber pistol inside of him at.

the Oakland Airport this is really good. an advertising executive had a watch a. timekeeper a watch with all the. components to make an improvised. explosive device here's a picture of. that yes it does look like a bomb that. MacGyver could uh what do you call it. when you detonate now no when you. undetonated a bomb when you diffuse. diffuse now I've met enough advertising. Executives in my life to know that this. is totally believable those are some. kooky people yeah okay okay well he said.

it was a piece of art exactly people now. that's just the weapons let's move on. from the weapons in the Denver Airport a. seal head a biology Professor had a seal. head and he said he was unaware that he. needed a permit to carry a seal head I'm. not aware of that either now that beats. that does not beat Fort Lauderdale. Florida where two human skulls have been. found uh 2013 they found a human skull. coming from a lady coming back from Cuba. with clay pots and she said they were in. there to ward off evil spirits but in. 2006 at the same Airport woman known to.

be a voodoo priestess had a complete. human skull of a man 30 to 40 years old. she also said it was to ward off evil. spirits and she was charged with quote. smuggling a human head without proper. documentation so apparently if you have. the proper documentation you can take. all the human head you. want a Filipino man uh speechless was. returning to his home country he was. found to be carrying uh several one and. A2 foot long crocodiles in his carry-on. several SE I several you can probably.

fit a few in there they don't like to. travel alone they get lonely uh one and. a half so baby crocodiles baby. crocodiles but that does not beat the. man from the Miami International Airport. who had 163 Marine tropical fish 12 pwn. slider turtles 22 invertebrates 24 Live. coral pieces eight pieces of Stony Coral. with mushroom pops and eight pieces of. soft Coral what's this guy a traveling. amphibian Zoo he should he was thinking. go big or go home he should have been.

like you know what maybe I'll just take. the 22 invertebrates on this trip you. know but he was like no I also need to. throw in the 12 pawns slider turtles was. he setting up a pet shop or did he Heist. one I don't know and a snake was found. on a plane uh this did not Inspire the. movie this was after the movie Snakes on. a Plane came out but several times this. has happened in India one time a snake. was discovered in mid-flight on the. plane coiled up under someone's seat. apparently got out of somebody who was. who was smuggling it and everybody. started freaking out can you imagine.

an air vent and they have not found the. snake it retreated into an air vent. they're likeu I guess he's gone uh uhuh. but that doesn't beat the best one of. all in July 2012 I mean sorry 2002 at. LAX Robert John cusac this is not John. cusac this is Robert John big difference. was on his way back to Indonesia and. they found 50 orchids in his in his uh. baggage now that's nothing that's just. 50 orchids still have to declare that.

when they opened up uh the suitcase with. the orchids in it four rare birds flew. around out of there and flew around the. terminal and then they said hey uh John. cusac do you have anything else Robert. John and he said actually I have a. monkey in my pants make that two monkeys. he had two pygmy monkeys in his pants. and that is not a euphemism for anything. we're talking about two actual pyg me. monkeys you got two pants legs you might. as well put a monkey down each one and. uh that's what I've always felt he got.

charged with 57 days in jail time served. and he was ordered to donate. $11,500 to a Texas facility for primates. well the thing that gets me is that. there's a Robert John cusac uh in. Indonesia who who could who could have. an acting career yeah call him Monkey. Pants hey monkey pants you got the part. you're big in the US Thanks for liking. and commenting on this video it makes a. difference you and your sister you know. what time it is hello I'm Seth feda and.

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turn it back. on I'm scared of the dark the light just. went out that's all that happened it's. just dark yeah but now the monster's. gone yeah but that's fine they're not. nice the security guard was standing. there and kind of like telling us you. know what to do and I. said would you like. my now and then all of the air was. sucked out of the airport.