The Butt Touch

it's time to tell you the secret of the. butt touch let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning all right we. have a friend of a friend which means. we're hedging and trying to distance. oursel from the concept that we are uh. presenting to you today when we heard. about this we thought this is something. that we need to bring to the people we. need to bring to the mythical Beast we. need to talk about this as a group.

collectively and here it is it's called. the butt touch and it is a have you. heard of this I've heard of touch. touching butts did the friend of the. friend invent this potentially this is a. first of all this is a girl the friend. this our friend is a guy but his friend. of a friend is a girl and she said that. she has developed a technique for. getting through a crowd you you. experience this all the time you're at a. party you're in some crowded Lobby and. you're like I got to get to the other. side a concert to break through all.

these people she has come up with this. technique called the butt touch and she. says that if you lightly tap someone's. rear end with the back of your hand with. the back of your hand little butt tap it. could be called a butt tap but that. would be confused with the butt tap that. you do in like the NBA when somebody. makes a good play you know what I'm. saying that's not they don't use the. verb tap I don't think for that I think. it's called a butt Pat yeah you don't. use a the word tap sorry should have. nothing to do with so.

it's just a little backand the butt. backand the butt touch apparently people. she says without even thinking about it. will move out of the way and so our. friend uhhuh heard about this and then. he said I tried it at a party and it. totally worked the question is is this a. valid thing should we begin trying it. should we tell the world about it well. first of all um the the fact that. they're putting forward that if you. touch someone's butt lightly with the. back of your hand it sends a subliminal.

message for them to move to their. brain I is it's still a little question. you're questioning that I I I have no. question about that when somebody. touches my butt in a crowd I I mean I. move you instinctively you move a little. bit I remember when we you also look and. see who touched your butt remember yeah. remember when we were with the elephants. at the central Florida zoo and the. Elephant trainers had a little stick and. they wouldn't beat the elephants with it. they would just gently tap the elephant.

on the butt on the leg or the thigh. whatever they wanted to move they would. just give him a little tap and it would. steer the whole elephant that's an. elephant though that's not it's kind of. different we're talking about humans at. a party we're not talking about. elephants at the zoo well big people in. a group if you want to move a big person. all it takes is just a little butt touch. no I. personally uh I'm very interested in. this because this is a big problem for. me getting through crowds is a big. problem and very often when I'm in a.

place where there's a crowd where. there's a party or the lobby of some. conference or something like that you. know who's there with me me this guy and. what I have noticed time and time again. is that when we start out side by side. going into a situation like this nine. times out of 10 about two minutes later. you're on the other side of the room and. I'm stuck in the middle well I've been. using the butt. touch I just haven't told you i' been. I've been touching butts I'm I'm sure. that you haven't been ta touching.

touching the butt like a snow pillow of. butt touching but I want to know because. I don't I feel like I need a technique. and I first of all I feel like here's my. theory my theory is I'm bigger so it's. more difficult for me to get through and. I also feel like not only am I bigger. I'm taller well you are taller and I. feel like I always feel kind of like I'm. intimidating people or people might be. scared of me when I come through and so. I feel I'm timid I want to offset my. largess with some timidity does that.

make sense and that that's valid for me. I've i' been using a technique called. the hand plow and my my arm if if the. crowd if I want to go this way and. there's a crowd of people I will just. extend the arm like this and then just. follow it and sometimes I I won't do. this I don't have to do this but I'll do. this and then all of a sudden I can go. all the way through all of the I can. just snake through it's like it's a. wedge about this my my hand I don't even. you don't even need need that and then I.

get through but my thing is I'm not. afraid to touch strangers if I want to. be somewhere I do think that's the. difference between the two of us so. based on that one of the differences I. think I'm open I'm not afraid to touch. strangers if I got to be somewhere yeah. that's good so I think I am open to the. butt touch I don't know if I need it. because I you know I'll just go up to a. stranger and be like this and be excuse. me I will say excuse me if they make eye. contct I think you're much more. comfortable with conflict and like.

uh it's just like the other day when we. were at the the lake uh with the. families and the kids and the The. Lifeguard comes up and he's upset that. Shepherd looks like he's swimming in a. place he's not supposed to be swimming. as opposed to just saying okay thanks. for letting us know you're like what. like that that's the first thing you say. to the to the Lifeguard is like what. it's like and I'm like why do you want. to have a conflict right now I don't I I. mean I didn't like his tone we'll talk. about that at a different time your. kid's going to drown he could have been. nicer about it you're trying to save my. kid's life what.

but and no pun intended for the butt. touch I mean obviously we're talking. about touching butts here so I mean that. it's not like just touching the side of. a shoulder or something like that so I. think this this this has to be a. sensitive issue is it different for guys. than girls can girls get away with the. butt touch technique but guys can't the. girl originated it she gave it to our. guy friend he said he did it you know he. was touching girls butts now I'm not. comfortable touching girls butts even. with the the back of my hand I don't.

think that's appropriate for me as as a. committed married man I don't think that. I mean if you take the average person's. butt I'm so much higher than that I. would have to come down I would be like. coming through the crowd like this and. they' be like who's that guy in the. triple threat position going through the. crowd you know to get down to the butts. I I think this I'm disqualified from the. beginning just because of my stature I I. I you could have you could have a like a. back scratcher that extends the reach of.

your arm and youou butt with the backat. you're the guy at the party with a back. scratcher there's always a negative I. think girls can get away with the butt. touch uh is this sexist I don't know let. us know what you think about butt touch. you know contribute to the conversation. in the comments but do you agree that. girls can get away with it more than. guys because it's I don't know is that. sexist I just think it's more innocuous. when when a guy touches a girl's butt. there's always some undertone of I just.

touched a girl's butt and I oh oh I just. did it so I can get past her also first. of all no doubt yes it is sexist but is. it also true yes I mean I'm just yeah it. is more acceptable for whatever cultural. Reasons I'm not going to get in that it. is more acceptable for a girl to do the. backhand on a guy than it is for the guy. to do a backhand on a girl that's that's. just a fact is that going to change I. don't know but currently as it stands. that's the double standard working in. favor of the female species but see I I. think.

why can't it just be lower back because. sometimes first of all that's where my. reach naturally goes and sometimes I do. take somebody and I do move them out of. the way and you know some people might. think well that's sort of like a come on. or something to if it's a if it's a girl. I I think and you're a guy which I think. you are I think it's still inappropriate. because it's where do you touch them. when you go when you come with the hand. plow where do you where on the body are. you like I'm up here you're not in the. front you don't go in the front because. that would be appr inappropriate too I I. always go for the back you go for the.

back I go for the back yeah and do you. try to do you try to not see I'm. thinking about people having. conversations it's like I see people. having a conversation I'm like well I. can't go through there there's an. invisible conversation wall that I can't. break do you think about that see that's. what there that's probably what it is. you don't even think about that you. break the conversation wall well I you. know I think this conversation there's. lots to still think about here I don't. think we're reaching any conclusion. maybe you in the comments can uh give a. definitive uh resolu solution to the.

technique of the butt have you tried the. butt touch if so let us know do you. think the butt touch is appropriate if. so if or inappropriate let us know and. what is your Technique if you don't want. to do the butt touch you know what time. it is I'm Nate and I'm Joy his sister. we're from Pensacola Florida it's time. to spin the wheel of mythicality okay. now that YouTube is not accepting video. responses the way that you're going to. get us your wheel suggestions and your. wheel ending videos is by hashtagging. GMM wheel and sending that to us through.

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you're going to be wearing a pair got. inserts I fight for you can put the name. of a person who's a breast cancer. survivor or someone else in there Rhett. runs. away I would like to know where you. going because if it's cool then I I. might be interested in going. too if someone got grabbed your wife's. butt like what are you thinking I would. be like hey come with me but then you. have to take him somewhere yeah then you. take him into the hallway and then you.

punch him.