The Burger King Funeral

a man goes through the Burger King. drive-thru during his funeral let's talk. about that hi I'm Brena Miller from. hanon Ohio Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning we want to. thank you you yes you watching good. mythical morning for watching good. mythical morning here we are a few weeks. into season 3 and Link I'm happy you're.

happy we're all happy you know what. makes me happy inviting friends to look. at their computer screens or their TV if. they're high tech and they know how to. get this show to be on their TV which. you should look into and they sit with. us and I feel like we're in a big we're. at a big. campfire yeah me too in the morning I'm. not crying I'm not moved emotionally. right now thank you thank you okay here. we go yet again another week a good. mythical Monday and let's make the best. of it you know let's.

buddy let's break new ground uhoh now. you you got you put pressure on me what. what do you want to do yeah speed read. this article no no read it in a. different language no well how am I. going to break new ground I can hold my. arm like this just bring something to. the table Man David Kim Jr in York. Pennsylvania had quite a funeral link. MERS at a Pennsylvania fast food this is. Huffington Post is where I found this. okay MERS out of Pennsylvania fast food. fans funeral what oh alliteration wanted.

him to have it his way so they arranged. for his hearse and the rest of the. procession to make one last. drive-through visit before reaching the. cemetery David Kim Jr lived by his own. rules daughter Linda field said that's. figure that's how he he he talked or she. talked and his and his R I live by my. own rules and my main rule is Burger. King he considered the lettuce on a. burger his version of healthy eating. okay I'm beginning to piece this. together yeah yes the funeral procession.

stopped at a Burger King where each M. got a sandwich for the road it killed. him it'll kill us all why up K got one. last Burger too it was placed the top. his flag draped coffin at the. cemetery it's not that come on man give. respect man restaurant manager Margaret. H said she knew his face and his order. she and her crew made 40 burgers for the. funeral position so 40 people came to. the funeral was he like in the passenger. seat or I think he's almost on a hearse. man in AAR he was in the coffin they.

funeral homes have these vehicles that. fit coffins in them well you know. Ghostbusters drove one you know that uh. you know all these YouTube videos the. drive-thru pranks I bet you know this. one yeah I bet everybody like I've seen. this one before and they just slam the. door they're doing the funeral they're. doing the funeral prank they had to go. to four Burger Kings before they pulled. this they're going to say they all want. a Whopper and they want to put one on. the Dead God's coffin don't fall for. that man it's just YouTube that is.

trying to pull one over on did you used. to work at a drivethru oh no that really. is him he is dead Whopper the daughter. said the display wasn't a joke rather a. happy way of honoring her father and the. last things that brought him Joy but it. was kind of fun and this is what the. Burger King manager said it's nice to. know he was this is how they all. talk it's nice to know because once. you're a Burger King manager you've. worked your way up you know and you. sound sophisticated in seasoned it's. nice to know this is a little more.

though it's nice to know he was a loyal. customer up to the end the very end he. died. in okay you know what I you know I'm not. to disrespect this guy it happened a. couple of weeks ago you know all the. jokes have already been made about it so. we're we're late to the funeral but um. it it got me thinking that you're hungry. yeah I'm hungry I am hungry it got me. thinking that there are people people.

who uh have these special requests for. their funeral and I thought you know. what link you're going to die and you. know what R you're going to die we are. going to die if you I'm you face it. right now buddy are we crashing right. now not right now are we going down not. right now it I don't see the oxygen mask. it is inevitable I'll put mine on before. I put yours on that's what they tell me. to do you will die and I will die we. might die together we might be in in an. accident together I know it's morbid to. think about it let's die right now no no. but what I'm saying is is that you need.

to know what how it's going to go down. because you know how do you want your. How You Gonna Die well first of all no. you can't know that but what I am saying. is that now if you die young the funeral. the funeral if we died we would be dying. young right and so it would be really. sad and everybody would be devastated if. you die in year old and you you go. through the Burger King but I I don't. see any reason why we can't go ahead and. make plans for our funerals to be you. know interesting a little interactive. maybe so I think right now today before.

we die okay let's just riff a little bit. you know and we're going to walk out of. here let's have fun with what it's going. to be like when we're dead let's talk. about our funerals and let's let's. develop some ideas for what and so. listen and listen I'm the only one who's. going to know about this and you're the. only one who's going to know about what. I tell you and so that way there'll be a. w and Jason will know it maybe everyone. who's watching okay so that's what're. there'll be a record of what this was it. has to happen at your funeral I I've. thought about this a little bit.

here's the thing what what do you want a. Whopper no but so what we're going to do. is we are going to we are going to talk. about our last wishes what we want our. funeral to be like yeah because what. what we need to acknowledge is that what. even if it's if we're just being funny. and we're having fun with. it this when we die most likely this. video where somebody's going to pull it. up and they're going to be like they're. going to do a mashup no they're going to. do a we need to we have to do this.

so we do we need to take that into. account like do we need to take into. account like budgetary restri mine. involves a hologram so. it's it's you know I mean hope it's it. can't happen next year buddy okay go. ahead then what do you want what do you. want for your funeral well if if I die. soon and by that I mean lettuce onions. what and no and what I and what I mean. by that is if I if I die before. affordable hram. technology okay okay um then I want a.

a cardboard cutout of myself at my. funeral and I want everybody to get a. picture with it because when you take a. picture with a really wellmade cardboard. cutout it looks like you're taking a. picture with the person and so then. they'll beat all these photos of me at. my own funeral having a great time I. mean we can get several of these. cardboard cutouts just like hey I'm hey. look you know shaking hands with people. can I clarify getting in on a convers. photob bombing it how many cutouts are. we talking about 12 oh you want like 12.

to 15 12 to 15 cutout you can't take a. picture at my funeral without me being. in the picture alive of course all I. have to be facing the same way you have. to be still very still but that's the. beauty of pictures no video yep no video. allowed at your funeral it looks like I. was having a great time there like how. how does this how did he do this now if. I die post Holograms obviously I'll just. be a hologram and I'll have a. pre-recorded routine dance routine I'll. give my own eulogy can I be in it you.

could do yeah you can do whatever you. want like my hologram too well if you. die with with me or before me yes no I. just won't show up my hologram will show. okay now what are you going to do man uh. well I first of all seriously I'm I want. to be buried in a cardboard. box what that I mean this exists first. of all it it's for real second of all. it's cheap third of all it's good for. the environment and fourth fourth of all. I know what it feels like.

yeah dearly beloved we are gathered here. in these Woods does anyone have any last. words bye oh gosh okay I hope you're. putting some epic music over to top of. this oh my gosh bury me naturally in. Asheville North Carolina they specialize. in this type of burial we did a. commercial for them so that's seriously. that's that's what I want to do and take. the money that you're saving on my. coffin because those things are just. cheap they are cardboard cheap cuz.

they're cardboard yeah it's funny that. we both have cardboard in our funeral. but I'm being buried in it and you will. be it what if there's a cutout in made. into your coffin and we just pop the top. out that's Co like a pop-up book but a. coffin yeah it's like when you open the. coffin so the cardboard cut out of me. pops out as we're throwing dirt onto. your cardboard coffin you're actually. standing in your own grave from one. angle from one. angle okay I want you to take the money. you saved on the cardboard coffin. because you're going to be buying this.

thing I'm talking to you now I guess. take the money and put that towards the. licensing on the soundtrack for my super. cut Mash shop at my funeral you're going. to be sponsored by Super Cuts in your. your your hair keeps growing after no I. want to I want a super cut of all my. family and friends and fans on the. internet saying awesome things about me. and I and I want a lot of celebrities in. it too like a montage like like a. montage like a Supercut of celebrities. talking about how awesome I am. celebrities I never knew. that you'll pay to endorse me endorse my.

life in death where is this money going. to come from cuz I like the idea the co. the money saved on the coffin. purchase we go towards licensing the. song to go underneath that everyone will. do it for free so so the day after you. die or the ensuing weeks there's going. to be a mashup of celebrities that you. never knew saying awesome things about. you right and then our Kelly I Believe I. Can Fly is going to be underneath it. that's where the money comes in you got. pay for that you got pay I think R Kelly.

will take like 400 bucks for that now. really yeah I think yeah well then I. want him there singing it live okay all. right I will arrange that but the but. the cardboard popup thing I think we're. honest listen we could sell these I'll. shake your hand right now I will try to. work out a way to get AR Kelly to sing. at your funeral it probably won't. happen and I'll print out nothing makes. me feel better than talking about this. kind of stuff we we're going to have to. have a photo session for this cardboard.

cutouts though you should do it now. since you got the haircut and. everything. okay I'm serious if you want that we're. going to have to do I need we're going. to have to do the a photo session I need. to get a photo session every single year. so I look like how I look when I'm going. to die that's a good. idea you don't want to do the photo. session after you're dead I don't need. to die at 85 and look like a 35-year-old. almost hit it did you just stop it from. hitting it no I just pointed at it oh. red as link to help build a.

moat all right you're going to think I'm. crazy but uh I didn't know already. sometimes I don't feel safe in this. place Jason gets this weird look in his. eye sometimes and anybody and their. brother could come in this back door but. I have a solution we should build a moat. you know what a moat is it's like a I. know what a mode is a barrier of water. we could build around a castle or around. this table we can just build it right.

around this table well if you build. around the table it probably just be a. ditch no no no it's going to be very. deep and very wide sounds like a zoo. enclos I don't listen we can we can hash. out the details later what I want to. know right now is are you. in you're asking a lot of me today I. mean it's either it's either the moat or. the cardboard cutout so I think it's. going to have to be your. choice MO. [Music].