Testing The World's Heaviest Products

Can we handle the world's heaviest products? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. There are some products out there that specifically market themselves as the world's heaviest, even. though there's not much reason for them to be heavy. Which is a little weird, right? Yeah. And you know when things get weird, we gotta investigate 'em for the safety and betterment of the world.

Let's get to it. Okay, boys, we're starting off with what has been marketed as the heaviest weighted blanket on the market. It's from Home Smart. It sells for $176 and 99 cents, and it weighs a whopping 50 pounds. Wow. We can vouch for that. Good gosh. You want to go first? You want to take that blanket and get underneath it? Ugh. Or do you wanna lay down and have me. I'm gonna lay down. Put you to bed. And I want you to tuck me in.

Okay. Okay. I slid, slid a little bit. Okay? Okay. You ready? Hold on, hold on. Okay. Are you in a good position? Here we go. Okay, here we go. This is a heavy blanket. This is a heavy blanket. I, I had a heavy blanket at home once, but why'd you get rid of it? It was too heavy. That wasn't a, that wasn't a punchline. I didn't do anything.

Oh. Oh, dude. Yeah. Why did you even walk over here? I wanted every, I wanted everybody to see it. Oh, it's big too. Good gosh. How's that feel? Okay. So far so good. So that's 50 pounds. This is supposed to be, um, comforting. It's supposed to give you some sort of, um, what's the word? Uh, security. Oh my gosh. How's that?

About twice as heavy as it was a minute ago. There we go. Okay. Okay. I mean, I feel. You seem. I, I feel like I was asleep in my hotel bed and they came in and like made it like, it's so tight. Okay. You can see all of my bumps and lumps. Good. Cover those up. Uh, that didn't hurt, but it's only because I already have two other.

Okay. You can really hurt yourself moving these blankets. Yeah. Good. This, this is, um. This is for like to put zoo animals underneath if they're, yeah. Like a gator. If they're, uh, yeah. Put this over a gator if he's, if he's having anxiety. How do you feel Gator? It feels a little hard to breathe now. Great. Um, so I think you should continue. I'm planning on it. Okay. Last one, best one.

They sell 'em in packs of four, Stevie? That's a Good Mythical Morning special. Ah, I got an idea in a second after you get a good feel for this. Okay. Alright. Okay, okay. Okay, how's that? That's 200 pounds of blankets. I feel. I feel the physical representation of. I am actually getting worried, is what I'm trying to say.

I'm feeling worried. Oh God. So what is this. More. Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sinking. I'm sinking into the mattress. I'm sinking into mattress, dude. My butt, my butt's about is about to bottom out. Oh. Oh. Are we got, is this becoming 400 pounds? It's, it's more, it's more weight. Oh, oh.

All the, all the, all the wind is leaving my lungs. All the, all the what? Okay. What, what, what? He died doing what he loved. How was that? Oh. Uh, little lower. Nope, don't. Just kidding. Here, now you take some of this. Oh, I actually feel, gimme a second.

Super secure. I feel, I feel like I've been steamrolled. Yeah. Here, take some on to you. Take some on to you. Okay. Take that one. Whoa, that's just one. I know. Oh my God. Okay. You do the rest and then, okay. Oh, and then here's what I'm gonna do. You think you, oh God. Oh yeah. Oh God. Oh God. Look at that. Yeah, it's all, you did it right on me.

Whoa. Hold on. It's about to break my ankle. It's about to break ankle. My ankles gonna. No, pull it back. It's gonna break my ankle. It took my foot and went. That's why you have two ankles. Oh God. Okay, well. Hey Rhett. Come on, come on back onto the show. I quite love that. How much were they? A piece? Uh, a hundred just under 170 bucks. I think one suffices for that price.

I don't think you need four of them, but it was relaxing. It was smushing. There's nothing like a good smush. You're gonna need a big mama to tuck you in though. Oh my God. You're gonna need. If your mama's not big. Bodybuilding mama. If your mama's not big, she can't tuck you in. Your mama need to. I mean, like, her arms need to be as big around as your waist. Yeah. That's how when you're picking a mama, that's how you do it. Yeah. You gotta have a strong mama. Uh, I like that. That was very great.

Yeah. I had, if I would've died under there, which was possible, I would've been, I would've. been a happy camper like Stevie said. Okay, well, I'm gonna go with my short experience that I had. 200 pounds of weighted blankets, heavy weight. Next up, we've got the heavy mug that costs $189 and 99 cents. What? It's a mug made of stainless steel and weighs a whopping 22 pounds built for strength, endurance, and anyone. who wants their coffee ritual to double as a workout.

Okay, we haven't tried tried this yet. Go for it. Oh my God. That's, oh, that's not easy to hold up. That's not easy to hold up. Oh, that's not easy, easy to hold. My, my wrists are so weak. What? Uh, you gonna have to double hand it go, right? Oh my God. Okay. All right. You know what? We should add some weight with coffee. Let's fill her up. It, it only fills up coffee to there where, above where my finger is, it's solid metal all the way through, almost.

Below my finger, nothing but solid metal. Okay. Maybe like, you know, we a place where we might run into each other in the hallway, you know. Ima yeah, imagine being at work. Okay. Go over there. Okay. And now we're coming in. Hello? Hello. How's work? Hey. Good to see you buddy. Good to see you.

I get, there's no way, there's no way I can keep doing my job. I'm, I'm under so much stress. How's the coffee? Mine's all cold. Oh, that, that right there, that coffee, that coffee really gave me the strength I need. to keep holding this thing with both hands. You going to the holiday? Listen. One. One handed. One handed what? One handed one hand. You going to. I can't. You going to the holiday party? My wrist, man. Are you going to the holiday party?

Yeah, I'm going. I can't. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to the holiday party. That's incredible. What in the hell? Why is it so heavy? Okay. Does it come in a different weight? Yes I'm going to the holiday party. My wife's, her work is the same night as ours. And I felt like I had to make a tough decision. Oh, so you're, how about 50/50?

Do this. How about, how about 50/50? How about do this? How about you? You start, you start at our holiday party, then you end up at your wife's holiday party. Well, I don't want to end up at my wife's party. 'cause you remember what happened last year to me at her party? Oh yeah. I don't. Hey. Oh, watch your fingers. Oh. Okay, well. I'm legitimately out of breath. That's how it would be. That's how it would be at your office if you had this.

This is too expensive for the novelty that we're getting out of it. I mean, it's over. But here's the. It's over, there's no more novelty. I know, but here's the thing. If we were actually, look, there are people who are strong enough to hold this thing and make it look. like a regular mug, and I think if you're that strong. You deserve to have this, to be able to show that you can do that, and then you, and then ask. a normal person to try to do what we just did. And I, I mean, I'm gonna be feeling this the rest of the week. I know you really shouldn't have done that to your, to your carpal tunnel.

Well, I don't have carpal tunnel. That's where you're wrong, buddy. Everyone has a carpal tunnel. Ugh. Lemme take this moment. Which, which, uh, is this me? I wanna take this moment to let you know that you have a carpal tunnel. It's the tunnel with which your carpals go through. With which. It's got all the ca, all the wires going through it. Anyway, back on topic. The 22 pound heavy mug. If you are really, really strong.

It's heavyweight. If you're normal, it's not so great. This holiday season, you can give someone you love a mug that weighs way too much, or you can give 'em the gift of Mythical. Grab a Mythical store gift card at the Mythical store and grab a Mythical Society membership for. a friend or family member that you care about. Huh? Come on. Mythicalsociety.com. Come on. Mythical.com. Come on. Come on. Finally, we found the heaviest ankle weights out there that weigh 35 pounds each.

They're from Kurla Fitness and cost $240 for a pair. And where are they? Where are they, Stevie? Where are these weights? Oh my God. Have you seen them? I haven't seen them. Because I'm just walking like a normal guy. I'm just walking like a normal guy too. I'm not walking, walking like I got a toddler on each foot. I'm not walking like I got a corn cob up my butt. No. Hey. Hey, you know our, how we usually greet each other and we do the little, uh, the little kick that we do.

The kid in play. The kid in play kick. Remember how we do do, oh, oh God. Hold onto to me. You remember how we hold onto each other before we do it, and then we pick it and we do this, we do this. And then we do this one. And we do this one. And then you grab the leg. Oh, you grab the leg. Oh yeah, you have something on there and then you jump over. Oh God, don't try that. Don't try that.

I'm not even about to try that. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I mean, like, I can't get my knee to go up to my, lemme see if I can do the karate kid. I can, I can do that. I feel like I'm gonna pull something. Let me help you. I, I can't get over to you quick enough to help. Uhuh Uhuh. Try, try to catch me. Just run from each other. Try to. catch me.

Let's get on these mats. Okay. So, because I mean, they want you to work out in these things, so you get down like this and then. Oh. You do like a, like an ankle lift. Oh God. You just, you just throw that throw, do a donkey kick. I'm afraid to do that. Donkey kick. Okay. Okay.

Now, I don't know if I can get back up. This is a lot. This is a lot. Like, let me try to, let me try to sit. It's just too much, too much weight, I mean. Like why would they need to be this heavy? What if your ankles actually weighed this much? Uh, you probably get used to it all. Right? I mean, this is like taking cankles to another level. Yeah. Oh, ugh, uh. You go, you gonna push something out if you do that.

Oh, my, my, my legs almost went apart and I wouldn't have been able to stop it. Yeah, yeah like. Oh. If I tried to do the thing where you. Put your feet in the air and then let you, let you let your ankles fall apart. Ugh. Uh, oh God. Okay, well. I mean, this is a great way to not fall off a boat.

Yeah, but if you do, you're in a lot of trouble. Yeah. It's like, really. I'm wearing these on the boat today, baby. It's okay. Good. Good luck. I don't think I would ever. It's the worst thing to have on. I would never. Stand up. I had to use your pocket to get up. Oh God. Alright. You know the, you know the ladies who walk around with the, the little weights in the neighborhood?

Yes. You could really show them up with these. There's a woman in my neighborhood, she walks around and she does this, sometimes she does this. Well, you know how I like. My version of that is this. You know how I like to walk around the neighborhood? I like to walk around so I don't get mugged. Oh yeah, do that. Do the, um. You know, my walk that I came up with to not get mugged how to walk. Yeah. How to walk properly. What's it called? Safest way to walk. Safest way to walk.

It pulls you down. Safest way to walk 2. It pulls you down, it pulls you, it pulls you down so fast. And now come back this way. Yeah, backwards. Back up a little bit further. Okay. Where's you. Go to your right. Where's the end of the boat? Go to your right. Is a pontoon boat? All right, so you're in. Now, do, um. Jumping jacks. Have you heard of when the fajitas come out sizzling? I don't know that move. Me neither, but it's me. Yeah. Ha. You do it. You do that move.

I do. That's your move. Have you heard. I've seen it. I'm the face of fajita sizzle. Yeah, you do it. And I've been doing it. I've been that for, I don't know, for a while. Is this it? Am I doing it? Am I doing the thing that I, I didn't know I started. Because the feet don't move at all. The fajitas are coming out sizzling. Oh, okay. Uh, I'm sweating too much. Not worth it. I don't know how I feel about these. I feel like maybe if it was 1/10th as heavy, it would be something I might be able to get into.

I think you gotta work your way up to this. So we're gonna say 35 pound ankle weights. Not so great. I'm exhausted. Probably injured, but I won't know until tomorrow. That's right. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. My name is Moth. I'm in Berea, Ohio. I'm wearing the Good Moth-ical Morning shirt and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. The mothical shirt is perfect for Moth. Yes it is, glad you got it.

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