Testing The Internet's Dumbest Products

We bought 15 of the weirdest products on Amazon. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! If you ever look closely at Amazon's logo, then you know that. they have everything from A to Z. But today, we're focusing on W, aka the weirdest products on Amazon. That's right. The crews spent a little change for Amazon's strange.

And we're about to test out 15 of the weirdest products that they found. It's time for, A Journey to the Island of Misfit Products! Okay, boys, we've got 15 products to get through and not a lot. of time to get through them. First up is the Pendaloo Skill Game for $27.11, a game in which you use U. shaped tubes to juggle and catch balls. So, I'll hold the lid. Whoa!

You did it twice! I'm a genius! Let me, let me be the genius. You were already, don't be a dumbass. I'm a It kinda looks like something you would I don't know, peeing too. without having to get into bed, but then you'd be peeing on yourself. Okay. That's weird. I want you to experience the joy of it. That's weird. I can't do it. I totally get it. I love it. Can I have it? Maybe I tried too hard.

And also whisper to myself. Hey, big boy. Do it! It's great. Whisper to yourself. Hey, bigger boy. Is that not incredible? I'm very impressed. Are you happy? Yeah. Okay. So, great. That was great. I would not recommend it. I get it. I get it. He loves it. Okay. Uh, next we have a nose flute for $7.19. A musical instrument you play by breathing through your nose. I've seen these. Wait, wait.

Is this Oh! I mean, I'm basically blowing snot through this thing. Oh! I just popped an eardrum. Am I holding it right? Shhh. Whoo! Shhh. I've got a deviated septum. I don't get it. Let's do the deal. I don't like it. I don't get it. I don't want it. You can have it. Next are eyeball hair ties for $7.80.

Colorful hair ties with big eyes and a little moon. Hilarious! Oh, my gosh. Look at this. I got one on my hand. All that hair is now coming in handy. You can finally test something. You're a little upside down, buddy. Come on. Oh, my eyes are upside down? Look up a little bit. Well, your nose is on the oh. Mm. Let's do a little double. Uh. Double eye. Oh, quadruple.

Oh, look at that. Is it cool? It's the beast with two backs. I like it. That's cute, Rhett. You can have these. I get it. I like it. I'll take them. Thank you. Next we have Shakespearean insult bandages for $14.95. Band aids with insults from Shakespeare's plays. Shakespeare. You got any boo boos? Yeah, I got one right there. That's a little boo boo. I always have hand boo boos because I gesture wildly. Right there. Okay, so I'm gonna put this on you and then you can read it.

Please point it towards me so that, yes, thank you. I must tell you, friendly, in your ear. Sell when you can. You are not for all markets. That's an insult, boy. Okay, I've got a little boo boo right here. These are nice, boy. I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands. Okay, I mean, I don't know much about Shakespeare. We weren't really Shakespeare guys. We went to Harnett County Public Schools.

Thy wits as thick as Tewksbury mustard. Got an engineering degree. And you know how thick Tewksbury mustard is. It says there's a mini prize in the, like, if you pour out all the band aids. Oh, I got it. I got it! It's a BoJack Horseman's tattoo! Oh, well that's pretty cool. BoJack the Horseman's tattoos! We will keep these for the theater majors. Okay, head over to the other side of the set for the next one.

Who is this? This is an MMA grappling dummy for $57.99. A life size doll for practicing mixed martial arts. Maybe go for the rear naked choke hold. There you go. Choke him out. And then, I've watched enough wrestling to know you're supposed to go like this. Tag team! Tag team! What? Tag team! Okay. Get him! Oh no! He's crazy! He's all over me! What? What?

What's the problem? Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! That's what you get! You get pulled in the balls! First thing you do is you put them in their place. by punching him in the balls. Let me get a good head kick. You want a head kick? Okay. Yeah, but you gotta watch out cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna hurt you. There you go. Okay. Okay. Alright, and you know what else? Put him in the passenger seat and you don't get dinged for the HOV fine.

That's right. We get it! Okay, next up. No, come back here. Come back here. Okay. Uh, we have Hey, hey, Caitlin. See ya. The Bat and Shield Nightstand for $209.99. A nightstand that can be disassembled into a shield and a bat. Wow, for like, home defense. But how do you disassemble it? With a screwdriver? So there's somebody invading your house and you've gotta like, zzz, zzz, zzz.

Well, surely it comes out faster than that. Spin the top off. Intruder! Intruder alert! It's still taking a lot of time, I mean. Wow, this would really do some damage. Okay, you want me to hit you with the bat or you want me to hit you with this? Maybe I'll take the bat. If I'm, if I'm breaking in your house and coming after you and then I get in there. and you have a shield, I'm leaving, man.

Ha! I'm like, this guy has a shield? This guy just took apart his nightstand and he has a shield? That's right. I'm leaving! That's right, buddy. Get out of here. You know what? It's very tasteful in an Ikea fashion. Okay, now you can go back. Oh, yeah. You know what's not a weird product? Stickers. That's why we sell them. Oh man, we've got all of these stickers. Um, we got the Mythical Move Club stickers.

We've got the Daily Routine sticker sheet and the Mythical Worst bumper sticker. If you can't handle me at my Mythical Worst, you don't. deserve me at my Mythical Best. Get these, all three, available now at mythical.com. Beautiful. Not a weird product. We have a hands free UFO umbrella for $11.70. An umbrella that you wear like a hood. Oh, man, that's so loud. It looks like I put a hat on too hard.

Do you want to try it? Yeah. All right. Yeah, I did learn to take my glasses off before I put it on the hard way. I need my shield and my bat for my nightstand. Someone's already taken it home and decorated their house with it. It makes me wanna spin. Do a little spin. There's arm straps. No.

There you go. Yeah. Look down. There's arm straps? Where? I don't think you need arm straps. Okay, I've had enough. All right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Boy, the crew's gonna be clamoring over these crappy, weird products when we're done.

Next! Finger boxing gloves for $6.99. So, you're trying to punch face, huh? Is this, is this better? Your face. Your face really says you love it. I don't get these. Stupid! Next, we have a burger holder for $9.95. Plastic or touchable for holding burgers while you eat them. Okay, interesting. It's, it even says it right there on it. The burger holder.

Apparently also good for Donuts. Donuts. You put your burger in there. It has little bite marks. So when you get down there to it. It invites biting. But see, I'm gonna go ahead and fast forward to that point. Is this people who are afraid to touch their burger? I mean, what do I do now? You give it to your friend. And your friend. Has to touch the inside of the burger.

Yeah, this is a problem. There's no way you're not gonna touch this burger. So at the end, we're running into a little bit of a problem. Hurry up so you can have your dessert. What? I mean, I can see it for a burger, but who's got a problem with touching a donut? You're gonna bring this thing to the cookout. If you bring this thing to my cookout, you will be asked to leave. Yeah, it's weird. I mean, some of them If it's really juicy, it could catch a lot of good stuff.

that you could be like, I don't get it. I don't like it. Seems unnecessary. Yeah, this is more than weird. This is unnecessary. Okay, go back to the other side of the set. Gladly. This is a Yoni steam pot for $106.79. A pot of herbal water that you sit on to steam your vagina. What? Oh, it's been used, I can tell. Ew.

Did you say yoni? Yeah. Okay, my pants are off. Oh gosh, I don't wanna watch, I don't wanna see what you're doing over there. I'm gonna clip my mic pack. All right, there you go. Clip my mic pack right here. Do I just, I sit on it? Yeah, do you need me to hold you? Oh. Let me hold you. Oh. Oh, you sit all the way. I'm putting all my weight on it. What? Oh, whoa! That's hot! That's hot! You got some dangly pieces. Oh, yeah, I do, and they're right in there.

You dangle more than a yoni. Is it okay for them to be this hot? It also says, the product page says, you may have an emotional release. during or after the yoni steam session. Oh, I've released something. Why do you need to steam your vajayjay? Stevie? There's no scientific evidence to support that it remedies. any specific health conditions. I mean, I just feel like I got a hot crotch right now. That is wild. Okay, yep. Okay, pants coming up. Oh, gosh.

Look at this thing. And now Oh, I'm seeing There is a bit of emotion gathering. in the bottom of this thing. I mean, you put this in the living room, you just watch TV and I don't know. Can we go back now? Yeah, go back to the desk. I don't get it. You know what's not weird? Stickers! Oh, we've already done that. Uh, the next thing is a coin magnifier for $33.77. So, if you're hard of seeing, You forget what your coins are.

You need to pay for something, you gotta take this thing. Hold on, hold on, how much did you say that was? Ten cents, give me a second. Oh, look at that. Let's put something else under there. Well they gave us cereal. This coin says Eliza on it. Look at how cereal it looks. Put your, put your put your, yeah put your hair under there. Okay, but don't cover up the Tell me what it looks like, I can't see it.

I'm trying to zoom in. Oh, yes, I'm getting it. It looks like a close up of hair. Okay, yeah, uh, was it cool? No. It didn't magnify that much. But I do now know that I have a coin. I have a coin! How much is this thing, Stevie? $33.77. Stupid. There's your face. Okay, next we have toe charms for Crocs for $12.28.

So these are hairy toes. Look at that, y'all. Put them on your feet and let's see what happens. It's horrible. Put them on my feet? Yeah, because, you know. Well, okay. There you go, right there. Are you happy now? Yeah. I am not happy with hairy toes. I am anti hairy toes. This feels like it kind of undoes whatever the, whatever Crocs do. Like, the one advantage of Crocs is that you can't see your toes versus,

like, other sandals, and now you're putting fake hairy toes on them. That's just, that's just dumb. If you show up at the cookout with these, you will be asked to leave. Okay, next is Why are people inventing this stuff? And manufacturing it. Exposed belly fanny pack for $7.99. I know fanny pack's kinda your thing, but it's just such a frivolous. world that we're living in and we're making it worse, Rhett?

Yeah. There you go. Well, why are you putting it under your shirt? I guess that's where the belly is. Oh, sexy. So we got hairy toes and now we got a hairy belly. Yeah, and so when you're going to the Dollar General and you. gotta buy something, you gotta pull your wallet out of your. So it's more of a spare tire pack than a fanny pack. I do not like that. You like it? Would you rather me come to the cookout with this or a freshly steamed vagina?

Uh, B, definitely. You know, it's okay. I'd love to see you after you've emotionally released. Without me there. Head back to the other side of the set. Oh gosh! This is the Crap Strap for $29.28. A harness that you strap to a tree and then squat in to poop outdoors. But we don't have a tree.

But you do have you. Oh. I feel like I'm more of a tree. I'm more of the tree. Here you go tree man. Arms through there. Ugh. Okay. And then I take this thing, and I strap it around the tree, and then bring it up here. I mean, I've tried this technique before just by holding on to the tree.

So, if you poop, you can't put this here because that's where the poop come out. Okay. Uh huh. So I gotta go higher? Yeah. Stay up, tree. Okay. Alright, alright. Now, let's just pretend my pants are down and I'm pooping. I mean, why can't I just You know what?

I don't, I don't need this. I don't need you, tree. Really? Like, I really just need to just squat? I just need you just fall into one of my roots. I mean, this is how, this is how I pooped in the woods before. It's just, like this, you know? I don't need a strap. I didn't even know you were there. The key is to just dig a hole first. Then squat down. And then Oh, gosh.

It sounds like you're about to go. It sounds like you're about to go. Don't get too comfortable. This feels unnecessary. Yeah, but you know what? My friend just demonstrated it's unnecessary. There's a pocket here for, uh Your phone or something. The things that people invent. Okay, back to the desk. And the last product is the 15th anniversary hardcover reissue. of Dancing with Cats for $15.95. A photo book of people dancing with cats that includes moving testimonies. of the personal transformations brought about through this uniquely joyous.

form of human animal connection. Okay. So these cats are actually dancing. Can we try it? Hi! Hi, Jinkat! Follows his tail in a series of tight, elevated turns and surging. Oh my gosh. Whoa, well look at that. Can you make that happen? Did somebody throw that cat? I think I can make that happen. Let me try another.

Oh, you can do this one. Daphne's cat has displayed the ability to respond to her emotional states. When things are bad, I often console myself by singing and dancing nursery. rhymes like we used to at school. Cool. Minstrel has always been particularly attentive when I'm down. She named her cat Minstrel? So I guess it was inevitable that one day he would join in. Now we dance Humpty Dumpty and Ding Dong Bell no matter what my mood. Through the joy of cat dancing, Daphne has become aware of our spiritual connection.

with animals and no longer eats meat. Okay, didn't see where that was going. You can't commune with animals and eat them, too, she says. There you go. Well, I mean, I guess my retort to that is, yes, you can. Oh, come on. Okay, okay. I'm staying out of this, man. I mean, you can. It's possible. Uh, I Stevie, I just have to be honest.

This entire exercise That you, my friend, have orchestrated. completely and need to answer for. That's not true! But I agree. I don't know. Makes me hate inventors. Did we find anything today that's worth a purchase? A table sheet? Yeah, I'm taking that home. Yeah, I'm gonna take that home. I'm gonna take the nice bedside table that Jessie so meticulously picked. out, and without her knowing it, I'm gonna have a bat and a shield.

right there with my iPad on it. Give me a second, intruder. Yeah. If you liked any of the products in today's episode, don't tell us. Actually, you can find the links in the description if for. some reason you need something. Yes, and thank you for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi Rhett and Link, I'm Michael. I'm Sammy. And we live in Chicago.

And we just gave each other The gift of merch! And now it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! I'd love to see siblings that get along so well. That's so sweet. Click the top link to watch us respond to dating app prompts in Commitment or More. And to find out where the Mythicality's gonna land. We've got stickers, the new Mythical Move Club sticker, DailyRoutine Sticker sheet, and the Mythical Worst Bumper sticker. Available now at mythical.com.

We bought 15 of the weirdest products on Amazon. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! If you ever look closely at Amazon's logo, then you know that. they have everything from A to Z. But today, we're focusing on W, aka the weirdest products on Amazon.

That's right. The crews spent a little change for Amazon's strange. And we're about to test out 15 of the weirdest products that they found. It's time for, A Journey to the Island of Misfit Products! Okay, boys, we've got 15 products to get through and not a lot. of time to get through them. First up is the Pendaloo Skill Game for 27 11, a game in which you use U. shaped tubes to juggle and catch balls.

So, I'll hold the lid. Whoa! You did it twice! I'm a genius! Let me, let me be the genius. You were already, don't be a dumbass. I'm a It kinda looks like something you would I don't know, peeing too. without having to get into bed, but then you'd be peeing on yourself. Okay. That's weird. I want you to experience the joy of it. That's weird. I can't do it.

I totally get it. I love it. Can I have it? Maybe I tried too hard. And also whisper to myself. Hey, big boy. Do it! It's great. Whisper to yourself. Hey, bigger boy. Is that not incredible? I'm very impressed. Are you happy? Yeah. Okay. So, great. That was great. I would not recommend it. I get it. I get it. He loves it. Okay. Uh, next we have a nose flute for 7. A musical instrument you play by breathing through your nose.

19. I've seen these. Wait, wait. Is this Oh! I mean, I'm basically blowing snot through this thing. Oh! I just popped an eardrum. Am I holding it right? Shhh. Whoo! Shhh. I've got a deviated septum. I don't get it. Let's do the deal. I don't like it. I don't get it. I don't want it.

You can have it. Next are eyeball hair ties for 7. 80. Colorful hair ties with big eyes and a little moon. Hilarious! Oh, my gosh. Look at this. I got one on my hand. All that hair is now coming in handy. You can finally test something. You're a little upside down, buddy. Come on. Oh, my eyes are upside down? Look up a little bit. Well, your nose is on the Oh. Mm. Let's do a little double.

Uh. Double eye. Oh, quadruple. Oh, look at that. Is it cool? It's the beast with two backs. I like it. That's cute, Rhett. You can have these. I get it. I like it. I'll take them. Thank you. Next we have Shakespearean insult bandages for 14. 95. Band aids with insults from Shakespeare's plays. Shakespeare. You got any boo boos? Yeah, I got one right there. That's a little boo boo. I always have hand boo boos because I gesture wildly.

Right there. Okay, so I'm gonna put this on you and then you can read it. Please point it towards me so that, yes, thank you. I must tell you, friendly, in your ear. Sell when you can. You are not for all markets. That's an insult, boy. Okay, I've got a little boo boo right here. These are nice, boy. I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands.

Okay, I mean, I don't know much about Shakespeare. We weren't really Shakespeare guys. We went to Harnett County Public Schools. Thy wits as thick as Tewksbury mustard. Got an engineering degree. And you know how thick Tewksbury mustard is. It says there's a mini prize in the, like, if you pour out all the band aids. Oh, I got a Tewksbury. I got it! It's a BoJack Horseman's tattoo! Oh, well that's pretty cool. BoJack the Horseman's tattoos! We will keep these for the theater majors.

Okay, head over to the other side of the set for the next one. Who is this? This is an MMA grappling dummy for 57. 99. A life size doll for practicing mixed martial arts. Maybe go for the rear naked choke hold. There you go. Choke him out. And then, I've watched enough wrestling to know you're supposed to go like this. Tag team! Tag team! What? Tag team! Okay. Get him! Oh no!

He's crazy! He's all over me! What? What? What's the problem? Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! That's what you get! You get pulled in the balls! First thing you do is you put them in their place. by punching him in the balls. Let me get a good head kick. You want a head kick? Okay. Yeah, but you gotta watch out cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna hurt you. There you go. Okay. Okay.

Alright, and you know what else? Put him in the passenger seat and you don't get dinged for the HOV fine. That's right. We get it! Okay, next up. No, come back here. Come back here. Okay. Uh, we have Hey, hey, Caitlin. See ya. The Bat and Shield Nightstand for 209. 99. A nightstand that can be disassembled into a shield and a bat. Wow, for like, home defense. But how do you disassemble it?

With a screwdriver? So there's somebody invading your house and you've gotta like, zzz, zzz, zzz. Well, surely it comes out faster than that. Spin the top off. Intruder! Intruder alert! It's still taking a lot of time, I mean. Wow, this would really do some damage. Okay, you want me to hit you with the bat or you want me to hit you with this? Maybe I'll take the bat. If I'm, if I'm breaking in your house and coming after you and then I get in there.

and you have a shield, I'm leaving, man. Ha! I'm like, this guy has a shield? This guy just took apart his nightstand and he has a shield? That's right. I'm leaving! That's right, buddy. Get out of here. You know what? It's very tasteful in an Ikea fashion. Okay, now you can go back. Oh, yeah. You know what's not a weird product? Stickers. That's why we sell them. Oh man, we've got all of these stickers.

Um, we got the Mythical Move Club stickers. We've got the Daily Routine sticker sheet and the Mythical Worst bumper sticker. If you can't handle me at my Mythical Worst, you don't. deserve me at my Mythical Best. Get these, all three, available now at mythical. com. Beautiful. Not a weird product. We have a hands free UFO umbrella for 11. 70. An umbrella that you wear like a hood. Oh, man, that's so loud.

It looks like I put a hat on too hard. Do you want to try it? Yeah. All right. Yeah, I did learn to take my glasses off before I put it on the hard way. I need my shield and my bat for my nightstand. Someone's already taken it home and decorated their house with it. It makes me wanna spin. Do a little spin. There's arm straps. No.

There you go. Yeah. Look down. There's arm straps? Where? I don't think you need arm straps. Okay, I've had enough. All right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Boy, the crew's gonna be clamoring over these crappy,

weird products when we're done. Next! Finger boxing gloves for 6. 99. So, you're trying to punch face, huh? Is this, is this better? Your face. Your face really says you love it. I don't get these. Stupid! Next, we have a burger holder for 9. 95. Plastic or touchable for holding burgers while you eat them. Okay, interesting.

It's, it even says it right there on it. The burger holder. Apparently also good for Donuts. Donuts. You put your burger in there. It has little bite marks. So when you get down there to it. It invites biting. But see, I'm gonna go ahead and fast forward to that point. Is this people who are afraid to touch their burger? I mean, what do I do now? You give it to your friend. And your friend.

Has to touch the inside of the burger. Yeah, this is a problem. There's no way you're not gonna touch this burger. So at the end, we're running into a little bit of a problem. Hurry up so you can have your dessert. What? I mean, I can see it for a burger, but who's got a problem with touching a donut? You're gonna bring this thing to the cookout. If you bring this thing to my cookout, you will be asked to leave.

Yeah, it's weird. I mean, some of them If it's really juicy, it could catch a lot of good stuff. that you could be like, I don't get it. I don't like it. Seems unnecessary. Yeah, this is more than weird. This is unnecessary. Okay, go back to the other side of the set. Gladly. This is a Yoni steam pot for 106. 79, a pot of herbal water that you sit on to steam your vagina. What? Oh, it's been used, I can tell.

Ew. Did you say yoni? Yeah. Okay, my pants are off. Oh gosh, I don't wanna watch, I don't wanna see what you're doing over there. I'm gonna clip my mic pack. All right, there you go. Clip my mic pack right here. Do I just, I sit on it? Yeah, do you need me to hold you? Oh. Let me hold you. Oh. Oh, you sit all the way. I'm putting all my weight on it. What? Oh, whoa! That's hot!

That's hot! You got some dangly pieces. Oh, yeah, I do, and they're right in there. You dangle more than a yoni. Is it okay for them to be this hot? It also says, the product page says, you may have an emotional release. during or after the yoni steam session. Oh, I've released something. Why do you need to steam your vajayjay? Stevie? There's no scientific evidence to support that it remedies. any specific health conditions. I mean, I just feel like I got a hot crotch right now. That is wild.

Okay, yep. Okay, pants coming up. Oh, gosh. Look at this thing. And now Oh, I'm seeing There is a bit of emotion gathering. in the bottom of this thing. I mean, you put this in the living room, you just watch TV and I don't know. Can we go back now? Yeah, go back to the desk. I don't get it. You know what's not weird? Stickers! Oh, we've already done that. Uh, the next thing is a coin magnifier for 33.

77. So, if you're hard of seeing, You forget what your coins are. You need to pay for something, you gotta take this thing. Hold on, hold on, how much did you say that was? Ten cents, give me a second. Oh, look at that. Let's put something else under there. Well they gave us cereal. This coin says Eliza on it. Look at how cereal it looks. Put your, put your put your, yeah put your hair under there.

Okay, but don't cover up the Tell me what it looks like, I can't see it. I'm trying to zoom in. Oh, yes, I'm getting it. It looks like a close up of hair. Okay, yeah, uh Was it cool? No. It didn't magnify that much. But I do now know that I have a coin. I have a coin! How much is this thing, Stevie? 33. 77. Stupid.

There's your face. Okay, next we have toe charms for Crocs for 12. 28. So these are hairy toes. Look at that, y'all. Put them on your feet and let's see what happens. It's horrible. Put them on my feet? Yeah, because, you know. Well, okay. There you go, right there. Are you happy now? Yeah. I am not happy with hairy toes. I am anti hairy toes. This feels like it kind of undoes whatever the, whatever Crocs do.

Like, the one advantage of Crocs is that you can't see your toes versus, like, other sandals, and now you're putting fake hairy toes on them. That's just, that's just dumb. If you show up at the cookout with these, you will be asked to leave. Okay, next is Why are people inventing this stuff? And manufacturing it. Exposed belly fanny pack for 7 99. I know fanny pack's kinda your thing, but it's just such a frivolous.

world that we're living in and we're making it worse, right? Yeah. There you go. Well, why are you putting it under your shirt? I guess that's where the belly is. Oh, sexy . So we got hairy toes and now we got a hairy belly. Yeah, and so when you're going to the Dollar General and you. gotta buy something, you gotta pull your wallet out of your. So it's more of a spare tire pack than a fanny pack.

I do not like that. You like it? Would you rather me come to the cookout with this or a freshly steamed vagina? Uh, B, definitely. You know, it's Okay. I'd love to see you after you've emotionally released. Without me there. Head back to the other side of the set. Oh gosh! This is the Crap Strap for 29. 28. A harness that you strap to a tree and then squat in to poop outdoors.

But we don't have a tree. But you do have you. Oh. I feel like I'm more of a tree. I'm more of the tree. Here you go tree man. Arms through there. Ugh. Okay. And then I take this thing, and I strap it around the tree, and then bring it up here.

I mean, I've tried this technique before just by holding on to the tree. So, if you poop, you can't put this here because that's where the poop come out. Okay. Uh huh. So I gotta go higher? Yeah. Stay up, tree. Okay. Alright, alright.

Now, let's just pretend my pants are down and I'm pooping. I mean, why can't I just You know what? I don't, I don't need this. I don't need you, tree. Really? Like, I really just need to Just squat? I just need you just fall into one of my roots. I mean, this is how, this is how I pooped in the woods before. It's just, like this, you know? I don't need a strap. I didn't even know you were there. The key is to just dig a hole first. Then squat down.

And then Oh, gosh. It sounds like you're about to go. It sounds like you're about to go. Don't get too comfortable. This feels unnecessary. Yeah, but you know what? My friend just demonstrated it's unnecessary. There's a pocket here for, uh Your phone or something. The things that people invent. Okay, back to the desk. And the last product is the 15th anniversary hardcover reissue. of Dancing with Cats for 15. 95, a photo book of people dancing with cats that includes moving testimonies.

of the personal transformations brought about through this uniquely joyous. form of human animal connection. Okay. So these cats are actually dancing. Can we try it? Hi! Hi, Jinkat! Follows his tail in a series of tight, elevated turns and surging. Oh my gosh. Whoa, well look at that. Can you make that happen? Did somebody throw that cat?

I think I can make that happen. Let me try another. Oh, you can do this one. Daphne's cat has displayed the ability to respond to her emotional states. When things are bad, I often console myself by singing and dancing nursery. rhymes like we used to at school. Cool. Minstrel has always been particularly attentive when I'm down. She named her cat Minstrel? So I guess it was inevitable that one day he would join in. Now we dance Humpty Dumpty and Ding Dong Bell no matter what my mood.

Through the joy of cat dancing, Daphne has become aware of our spiritual connection. with animals and no longer eats meat. Okay, didn't see where that was going. You can't commune with animals and eat them, too, she says. There you go. Well, I mean, I guess my retort to that is, yes, you can. Oh, come on. Okay, okay. I'm staying out of this, man. I mean, you can.

It's possible. Uh, I Stevie, I just have to be honest. This entire exercise That you, my friend, have orchestrated. completely and need to answer for. That's not true! But I agree. I don't know. Makes me hate inventors. Did we find anything today that's worth a purchase? A table sheet? Yeah, I'm taking that home. Yeah, I'm gonna take that home. I'm gonna take the nice bedside table that Jessie so meticulously picked.

out, and without her knowing it, I'm gonna have a bat and a shield. right there with my iPad on it. Give me a second, intruder. Yeah. If you liked any of the products in today's episode, don't tell us. Actually, you can find the links in the description if for. some reason you need something. Yes, and thank you for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is.

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