Tasting The Internet's Worst Food Crimes

We're trying the internet's worst food crimes. Let's talk about that. "Good Mythical Morning.". We're about to try some food crimes. But first, this portion of today's episode is sponsored. by Bombas, a comfort focused premium basics brand. with a mission to help those in need. The fall season has begun! So it's time to get your feet nice and cozy. with Bombas slipper collection.

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Okay. Yeah. I don't believe we got to that number. No. No way. His birthday isn't until tomorrow, but we felt like he deserves some appreciation today. since it's Friday. Well, how about we celebrate my big day. with some terrible culinary offenses. It's time for Food Crimes: Don't Cook the Crime If You Can't Do the Time. Okay boys, you have a matchup. of odd savory food crimes in front of you.

A flaming hot Cheetos omelet from Reddit user Rupieruuprmb, and matcha fried chicken from TikTok user Itsmeju1iette. So you're gonna try each one. and then on my cue, use your flags. to guess which one the mythical beast voted. was the bigger food crime. Bigger food crime. This looks so gross, dude. I mean, on a surface, flaming hot Cheetos omelet sounds like something. that might be at like, IHOP or something, you know?

I thought it was a quesadilla. It's an omelet. It's a very perfectly made omelet. Okay. Now I will say, What's on the inside? In the picture. It's just completely flaming hotted. Yeah, in the picture, there's a person holding it. And that's why one of the top comments is, "Is it necessary to hold it?". So I don't think it is. That's the other reason why I thought it was a quesadilla, 'cause it was being picked up. As someone who just held it, I can say I don't think it's necessary to hold it.

Oh man. Sometimes I just revert back to just being afraid of eggs. This is one of those moments. So the problem that you have with this is the egg part? Yeah. Mm! That's good. It's just good. There's nothing wrong with it at all. It's actually, Really nice. It's a little bit spicy. It's not super spicy. I don't think you're gonna have to worry. about your bunghole afterwards, like this person commented. Yeah. why would they be worried about their bunghole? It's just flaming hot Cheetos.

It's not even extra flaming hot. Okay. I guess we ground up the flaming hot Cheetos. and put it in the thing? You can get flaming hot seasoning now, right? Okay. Can't you? I don't know. Zero up votes. Huh. Didn't get a lot of traction. Seems like it would've gotten traction. Unlike the matcha fried chicken. that got a lot of traction. No thank you, girl. No thank you.

I can just tell you. It stinks bad. I know what matcha tastes like. and I know what fried chicken tastes like. And I can't imagine those two things being good together. I mean, green fried chicken, I see that. as a novelty, but it stinks. Why does it stink? Because it smells like matcha. I mean, I love matcha. Matcha smells like this? I like matcha in ice cream, or in the middle of a bun. Oh god! I just don't like,

my favorite food's covered in fish feed. Matcha can have a little bit of a fish food taste to it. I hate it! I hate looking at it. I hate tasting it. But it might not-. Juliette, I have some notes for you. It might not be as obvious as we think. because matcha is so popular right now. People see matcha something, I mean, look at the engagement, Link. Yeah. Yeah.

Look at the engagement, Link. The engagement is positive and negative. It really like, white-ified the dark meat. of that leg, the juxtaposition of the, Yeah, that? It looks white. Yeah, it's so white. White, white, white leg. If you paint your lips green, it'll make your teeth look white too. That's true. That's why my mama does it. Oh, okay. Which did the mythical beasts think was worth? Three, two, one. I have to hope that you did that. Yeah, I hope you don't.

93% of the mythical beasts thought. that the matcha fried chicken was a bigger food crime. Okay. And you were right. Yeah. This is criminal. To take something so great that I'm so connected to. and putting a bad taste in my mouth, literally about it, Juliette, you need to go to a boarding school. Next, we've got a fruit salad,

unwashed iceberg lettuce, canned pineapple slices, canned pears, a sprinkle of mozzarella. and a fat dollop of mayo on top, from Reddit user Bahaisbeast. Versus straight up white rice and miracle whip. from Reddit user Cute_description_228. The salad is made by the first user's mother, and the rice is, allegedly, the second user's roommate's everyday lunch.

Okay. Every day. So the caption for this fruit salad says, "This is my mother's annual fruit salad.". She says, "This is a Southern classic.". I can tell you that my mom made this. for me when I was growing up on a regular basis. Exactly the same ingredients. Pears, pineapples. The unwashed salad, that's just some BS that somebody throws in there. I mean, she would do cheddar cheese, not mozzarella, if I remember, and then mayonnaise. It is a Southern food.

You can find this at Southern family reunions. So I'm getting some of this. I mean, and it can look a lot better than this. And then you get a little bit of mayonnaise. It's kind of a crime. It sounds really bad, but I'm gonna tell you right now, there's a reason. that it was many a Southern cookbook. I'm gonna get the mayonnaise too. And a little bit more of the cheese. 'cause cheddar and pineapple, It's wonderful. And crackers is also a thing. I noticed neither one of you had unwashed lettuce.

with your bite. That's the bedding. It's not supposed to be eaten. My mama would tell, "Don't eat the lettuce.". Yeah. That's why it was unwashed, I guess. You should probably still wash it. But tell 'em, Link. Tell 'em. Tell em. Tell 'em what you think. I don't think that we ever ate the lettuce either. No, but tell 'em what you think about the food. I like it. Did you have it as a kid? Do you remember this? I think that my mom would slice a pear in half,

or take pear halves out of the can. Out of the can. And then put mayonnaise in the pit hole of the pear. Yes! And then put cheese on top of that. I don't think we had cheese. They didn't have cheese in the Neal house. I don't know. I don't know why. They heard about it in the 90s, though. But yeah, mayonnaise. In the big city of Greensboro, North Carolina, boys. Oh, you've never seen this? No, no, no. The modern day version of this is a half of a peach. with cottage cheese in it, and then purple drizzle.

What's that stuff called? Purple drizzle. Balsamic. Balsamic vinegar. Over it. Okay. So this is simply Miracle Whip and rice. Mhm. Every day. Miracle Whip, It's basically mayonnaise, right? Is a tangy mayonnaise-ical conundrum. 'Cause it is not mayonnaise. It's warm. That was a big bite!

It's moist. I'll tell you right now, this is exquisite. And this is actually, it is a food crime. It doesn't taste good. Yeah. Maybe if it was straight mayonnaise, even then. If it was just mayonnaise and rice, It's hot. Hot mayonnaise and rice would've been better than this. Miracle whip is, I mean, if the inside. of your mouth is dying, I think you might like this, I think it might try to resuscitate it. You know what I'm saying?

But which one did people think was worse? So we love this. Some bits of information for you. The points do escalate per round. So the pressure is on. because at the end, the loser has to eat a food crime. that's been concocted by the Mythical Kitchen-eers. So it's not a laughing matter today. Never is, Stevie, with us. Okay. Three, two, one. You know what? Maybe you went with what is the reality. I actually thought, and the reason why I took a big bite of this is.

'cause I thought it might be good. Yeah. So just based on thought alone. The unwashed lettuce, I will say that might throw a lot. of people off, but I'm just sticking. with the fact that this is so good, I can't desecrate it. 52% of the mythical beasts thought. that rice and Miracle Whip was the bigger food crime. Hey, you're right! So close, dude. So close! You're right! Oh, yes. Try it. You might like it.

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Yeah, because it's a grave. Yeah. So that's a pin. Oh, I get it. It's a grave. Go to mythical.com and get this. and get that, Vi not included. Nope. Oh my god. Up next, we have sardine. and pickle aspic from Reddit user, Thedoseman, which for those who may not know is sardines. and pickles mushed together into gelatin, going up against something called the king's hand. from Twitter user @thatfrood,

who stated that this M&M cookie dough stuffed. with Greek salad in a hand mold came to him in a dream. and he worked hard to bring it to reality. Yeah, a nightmare is what that was. Oh my. Let's get back to the king's hand in one moment. Yeah. As hard as that is to leave. Don't look at that. Aspic. I guess aspic just means like a gelatinous thing that, I mean, it's never good. I don't care what's in the aspic, especially if it's sardines and pickles.

If you send one to a coworker, it's grounds for firing. Right. You cannot send an aspic. God. So somebody invented this, just so people like us could try it? No, it says it's for a Christmas Eve party, but nobody ate it, is what the caption says. One of the comments is, "A pregnant cat might love this,". which I think is, do we any pregnant cats present? No? Okay so we can't put that theory through the test. Oh my god. Is that me shaking or it?

Ugh. I can't, y'all. I can't. Just channel your inner pregnant cat. Make sure you get some pickle. Yeah, I gotta go. Make sure you include your pickle in your aspic. I'm so scared of this. Then it's more than just an aspic. You know? It becomes a different kind of pick.

It's a lot. It's a lot. I'm experiencing a lot of emotions right now. Doesn't taste that bad. Yeah, if you just think about pickles, sardines, it's okay. It's just when it's gelatinized. that it just gets even worse. Mm. The way you accidentally end up putting your pickle. in your aspic is when there's a mirror in the background. If there's a mirror in the background, you gotta look in the mirror. before you send the picture, okay? Or yeah, look in the mirror. while you're taking the picture.

No, if you look in the mirror. while you're taking the picture, you won't see it. You look at the picture after you take it. Oh, that's what I've been doing wrong. Yeah, the angle, 'cause you won't see it. You're talking to me right now. Yes. If you're like this and there's a mirror right there, I might get your pickle in there. All right. I'm stalling 'cause I don't wanna eat the king's hand! It's a nightmare, come to life. Literally. So in a dream. If you ate this and then immediately went to sleep,

this is what you would then dream about, you know? Maybe we can keep the cycle unbroken. I'm gonna go into the palm and just pull out, why? Greek salad. Greek salad. He said this is the culmination. of a week long effort. He dreamed about this and then he took a week. I think I need a couple of hours. I mean, his hand looks like it was molded. from a real hand. And I think it was. It was probably a silicone mold. You can make cookies in very specific molds.

Guys, I just learned, this is Mad Dog Lucas's hand that we have here today. Yeah, because we couldn't get, you know, the original hand from King Lucas. Lucas got a flat hand. Ugh. Did you know Lucas's hand was that flat? Yeah. It's got tomatoes. I don't like any of that Greek salad stuff. But there's not a lot of Greek salad in the palm. It's over there. That's on purpose. 'Cause I was avoiding it. I just don't think I can.

It doesn't really hold up very well. Well, I mean I'm just eating the cookie part, so I'm kind of abstaining. Cookie part and cucumbers and tomatoes? I think you kind of know what Greek salad. and M&Ms taste like. But I don't think you know what they taste like together. Little bit of finger food here. This needs to go back into the abyss whence it came. But there's a lot of effort that went into it.

And this is fricking aspic. Nah. Three, two, one. You are crazy, man. This is so disturbing. It's just pickles and sardines. Lots of people like both of those things. Gelatin. 64% of the mythical beasts thought. that sardine and pickle aspic was a bigger food crime. See? Yeah. Well, you're wrong. No, you're not wrong. You're right.

You are right. Hmm. For our last round, we have some peanut butter based food creams. for our peanut butter birthday boy today. A peanut butter and pepper steak sandwich. from Reddit user CarlosBattousai, versus a bowl of peanut butter, ham, and banana, microwaved from Reddit user Weird-Diamond7030. Boy, the peanut butter boys. Happy birthday.

Peanut butter boys are being called. to the carpet, as they say. And our love for peanut butter is being put to the test. Peanut butter and pepper steak. Now, there are like chicken dishes, chicken asian dishes that will have peanut butter in them. I guess there could be beef dishes. that would have peanut butter in there. Maybe there's some way that this makes sense. It's open face. I mean, it smacks of leftover collision. with bread and peanut butter.

That's all that's happening here. It's okay. It's fine. It really isn't that bad, 'cause peanut butter-. Oh shoot. Did I just drop some beef in my bowl? You dropped onion in there. We'll stay away from that. It's weird, but, If I was really hungry. It's not repulsive. Okay. Not repulsive.

Peanut butter, ham, and banana. Now, peanut butter and banana microwaved, okay. Is this a spoon situation? I think it is. The caption on this is, "My roommate is a food war criminal.". Yeah, I see what you mean. Also said it smells bad. Let's smell of it. Hmm. Doesn't smell bad. It smells good. Smells like peanut butter. So you gotta get some ham. Peanut butter. Where is the ham?

The ham is like little shards of ham. And we gotta get some banana. All right. I got it all right here. I got it all right here. It's actually really good. The ham, the saltiness of the ham actually works. with the peanut butter. You've had a peanut butter banana and bacon sandwich.

That's just Elvis. Okay. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing weird. It's weird for sure. The ham is not, yeah, you're right. It isn't that bad with it. It's salty. It's a salty thing that balances with the sweet. Yeah, it gives a rich. And savory peanut butter. And then you got the sweetness of the banana. It's weird to be in a bowl. It's a bit repulsive. Presentation is not great. I'd rather have it on a sandwich,

and I don't want to eat another bite, but it's definitely surprisingly decent. Like I would eat this. This is just a little bit tolerable. You would eat this? I wouldn't eat either one. All right. Three, two, one. I think that this is the one. I think that's the one that people said was worse. But I have to be different than you. But you still said it was better. Oh, just look at the picture of it.

Yeah, don't look at that. The problem is, is that only way I can win is. by being different. So the first thing I'll do. is give you the opportunity to switch, if you would like to switch. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna switch yours. So, which is another way of doing. what I would do if you had said you didn't wanna switch. So you're saying you don't wanna switch. I don't. Okay. I'm locked in. 67% of the mythical beast thought that the bowl. of peanut butter, ham, and banana was a bigger food crime, which means Link takes home the win and Rhett,

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