Tarzan and the Milkman

what happened to Tarzan's beard and the. Milkman I'm will and I'm Amanda and. we're from Long Island New York let's. talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that good M morning this episode is. brought to you by the r link Community. where you can interact with other R link. mythical beasts and upload your own fan. Creations it's amazing it warms my heart.

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you post your perspectives or opinions. on our Facebook page or at us at R link. on Twitter and we we'll pick a few and. talk about it and let me tell you we've. been looking at these these perspectives. mythical perspectives we're calling them. have been coming in mhm and you folks. have got some interesting ideas you. you're thoughtful you're creative you're. you're engaged in this world you're not. blindly stepping through life waiting. for the next thing to be thrown at you. that's part of being mythical is saying.

you know what I'm going to have an. opinion about Tarzan's beard and Milkman. like Madison. Brody he thinks that Tarzan should have. a beard that could be a a girl too. Madison could be a girl probably is a. girl well I think that Madison is a girl. did I say it was a guy yeah I've never. met a Madison who's a guy I don't know. why I said sorry Madison if you're a. girl or a guy I'm I'm sorry for either I. don't I don't know what I don't know. what to say say at this point just read.

what she thinks Tarzan she says is a man. living in the jungle all his life. without a razor there should at least be. a little stubble this is a great point. now did Tarzan I don't I don't know a. lot about Tarzan but did he come about. before the movie back in the day or was. that was he created for the movie oh no. Tarzan was created in the 80s no I'm. talking about like way back in like the. the 40s wasn't Tarzan A Book Like way. back in the day I have no clue I guess.

and I'm completely just throwing this. out there I think Tarzan's probably like. an. old that's all I know about I think tar. is from way back in the day and then. they made a movie about it and back in. the like the 40s or 50s when they made. movies and the and there was a lead guy. he was always clean shaven so it wasn't. a question whether or not the guy was. going to have a beard or not if if. you're a lead if you're a star in a. movie and whatever year it was I maybe. it's not the 80s it wasn't the ' 80s it. was like the 40s or the you would be. clean shaving I know I'm just being if.

there was a tar 80s movie in the a. Tarzan 80s movie we we would all it. would be like part of Pop Culture if. that's when it came out I know I was. being stupid I'm sorry oh that was one. of those being factious but yeah I was. being fous okay um David maretti moving. right along she. asks I think that vampires created the. myth about garlic keeping them away so. that people would wear and eat garlic. self marinating and making their blood. taste better and this is this is where.

it becomes insightful it'd be like. zombies telling you that they'd be less. likely to eat your brains if you used a. barbecue sauce as shampoo this is a. funny perspective FYI you skip the. second perspective that we actually. teased about next time oh really next. time I'll read those I'll come back to. that I'll come back to the milk but this. is an interesting don't get too worked. up here I'm not we can always go back um. I kind of thought we wouldn't include. this perspective because it's completely. about make believe things but if you. just for a moment just assume that.

vampires are real I'd say this is this. is pretty insightful except there's I. would in this fanciful World in which. vampires exist I would assume that there. are some who don't like garlic or are. allergic to garlic we know Biagio he's. allergic to garlic oh yeah no no he's. allergic to clam clams clams and garlic. are not the same thing we know somebody. who's allergic to garlic and Tarzan. Sarah is allergic to garlic was not. she's also not a vampire though so it's.

sort of a moot point T was not produced. in the 80s either I'm going on record. I'm saying it was in the 40s Nicholas. guo says cities should start having. Milkmen delivering milk and ice cream. trucks roaming the streets for kids. again whatever happened to those. whatever happened to Milkman and ice. cream trucks well I think Milkman was. before. Refrigeration that's my is that true but. there's no reason why they can't bring. it back you know I mean milk is such a.

special liquid that I think it still it. still demands personal delivery so yeah. I agree with you there but the ice cream. truck that does happen well listen. there's an ice cream truck in this in my. neighborhood that comes by and he's. always playing the song Start Spreading. the News it's in the like the it's a. keyboard and I always hear it because. I've got children out here you know I. always hear it yeah kids go in the. house stay away from that.

man because it's an guy with an ice. cream truck that's you can't I'm sorry. you know what maybe the age of innocence. is over but it is and I can't let my. kids go to the ice cream truck but it's. a window on this it's not like he opens. the back and he says okay come inside my. van if they open the back of the van to. serve the ice cream then you're in. trouble if it's there's a window on the. side you're good to go it's just a guy. listen it's just a man with a truck full. of ice cream I don't know what the s a.

grade is I don't know I don't know. anything about this guy I mean does he. have a permit or is this just like his. his uncle's van I I don't know and so in. today's world no ice cream trucks sorry. call me a party pooper he's an. entrepreneur he should be applauded. creepy or. not that's what I he needs a new song at. least aan sinat gives his mythical. perspective you always have the best. ideas whilst sitting on the toilet you.

always have the best ideas when you're. on the toilet I have a lot of really. good toilet ideas is that is that your. spot for. creativity well for me it's sort of an. escape I got to so I think we should. just bring a toilet in here my my wife. is always like why are you in the. bathroom for so long I'm like well. because we have two kids and they're all. over the place and you're always asking. me to do stuff and you know every once. in a while I just you're hiding I just. want to go in there and just think about. things come up with ideas you don't do.

that though you get on your phone yeah. but you're a man you you're if you're on. the toilet now you're on your phone it's. no longer a place with creativity sadly. no no no but I'm inspired by what you're. reading the news or the YouTube video. that I'm watching and then I come up. with some of the best ideas I've ever. had the best ideas that I have are while. mowing the grass which which is you. don't even do that anymore which is sad. because now that we moved out here I. don't mow my grass anymore the place. that I'm renting has a grass mower as.

part of the contract I think he's caught. a landscaper or a gardener well he well. I they call him a gardener but all he. does is mow the grass so I call him a. grass. grower so I maybe I just need to get out. there and just simulate mowing the grass. you could mow my grass I mean I'm paying. this guy to come out every month i'. probably I'd probably come up with a lot. of good stuff if you want to mow my. grass I don't come up with anything on. the toilet if you want to be a grass. mower for free I got a whole lawn back. here I'm willing to let you mow and come. up with all kinds of great ideas Carolyn.

dizzy. Davidson perspective is I think they. should build a bridge across the. Atlantic from the UK to the us so we. could have cheaper. travel okay um now I do have a civil. engineering degree so bridge. building in my wheelhouse and I would. say Carolyn dizzy Davidson I appreciate. the fact that you're considering the. cost of travel but I think you might. want to consider the cost of that bridge. across the Atlantic.

that's that's a good point it would. probably be expensive little pricey. little pricey and if they put a toll on. it just good gracious how much of a toll. would that be I'd say 10 grand AC cross. it and then it's not even it's not cheap. anymore and then where are you going to. put the gas stations and the rest stops. you're going to have to they're going to. have to float in the ocean well when I. was a child I used to think we would be. on a long trip and I'd be like you know. what would be really fun if we could. take an elevator in our family's car. could go up at an elevator like hundreds. of thousands well let's just say a.

couple of miles into the sky okay and. then we would just get on a a huge ramp. and we would downhill all the way so. it's like to our destination the roller. coaster principal yeah yeah so you have. so to get gra so there would be one from. the UK to the us and one from the US to. the UK two huge Towers right it's just a. huge Tower and then it's a huge ramp so. you're like totally like kening out of. control the entire time like kids hold. on you know and you're going You're Just. going downhill all the think about how.

fun that trip would be first of all you. get to ride in an elevator in a car. which is awesome and second you get to. Freewheel it no gas no gas required you. could be you could be on a bicycle you. could go on all the way to the UK on a. bicycle that's a I I almost think it's a. good idea until I realize how bad of an. idea is I had that idea why on the. toilet you did yeah and if I if I was. mowing your grass I would probably know. why it was stupid somebody could. somebody do an animation of that I mean.

there's a lot of talented mythical. beasts out there if you do an animation. of that we will make a big deal out. about it we'll put of it we'll put it on. the. website more than that but how we how. are we gonna make a big deal out of okay. harnessing I'll talk about it with. everybody I know if you if you make that. animation harnessing the power of. gravity all right let let's squeeze one. more in here from Joanna worth uh this. is very thought-provoking I I love these. mythical perspectives she thinks and. well she writes I think think they. should not make medicine in candy.

flavors because one it still tastes. gross and two it ruins that flavor for. the rest of your life for example I can. never again enjoy the classic bubblegum. flavor because it reminds me of. bubblegum amoxicillin I can't enjoy. grape soda because it tastes like a can. of grape daat tap oh okay I mean I would. think you could relate to this cuz you. because you have an opinion about tastes. that's that's smart I mean if it's if. it's gross make it gr or why not invent. you know you got all this money all.

these medical people all the all the. medical pill makers have all this money. invent a new flavor be you know medicine. flavor don't Commander something that we. can all enjoy for something so heinous. that you're doing halfway it still. tastes gross she's exactly right so they. should take a fruit that doesn't exist. or a fruit that's never been made into a. flavor just it's yeah just invent a. flavor like like medicine number 23. awesome flavor oh the flavor of awesome.

yeah it's ibuprofen awesome flavor of. course in liquid form I guess and it. would be like what does it taste like I. don't know it tastes awesome I have. nothing to compare it to invent a. totally new flavor don't don't ruin it. for everybody that's good link that's. almost as good as the elevator and ramp. idea to get from the UK to America and. back I'm not taking credit for it credit. goes where credit is due well I'm taking. credit for my idea because I didn't come. up with a bridge idea I came up with a. ramp idea and you're still talking about. it list in the.

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forgot to tell you um in the hair goes. up hair goes down video we want to. reveal another hidden annotation or at. least give you a pinpointed clue as to. we another one of the three at least. three I don't think I need a chair at. all ever definitely three hidden. annotations is well here's the hint it's. not a giant. one this is a good one. great.

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