Strange But True Space Jobs

did you know that right now you could. apply for a job in space let's talk. about that good mythical morning thank. you for making us a part of your daily. routine and for watching this whenever. your mythical morning is it doesn't have. to actually literally be in your morning. it could be any time we'll be okay I've. got some exciting news you don't even. have to be on earth. oh good transition said where there are.

jobs in space yes you heard it right. Elan musk the founder and owner of. SpaceX and Tesla but SpaceX is his. private space exploration company. recently posted job openings for 2000. positions we started looking at these. positions and we also looked at a few. that NASA is hiring for or jobs that. exist in NASA and thought okay let's. pick some of our favorite jobs jobs that. we feel that we would be equipped to do. because you never know how long this.

internet thing is going to be around. this internet thing could just boom. break at a moment's notice and we got to. go get independent jobs of space people. so we've each pick one the ones that we. think are most suitable for us yes and. this is our backup you can join us or. you can go through all the job listings. yourself this is kind of like our resume. so when this whole internet thing breaks. this is what we're going to send off the. Elan musk and NASA this one this first. one is a NASA position a real position. entitled chief sniffer the Chiefs never.

smells materials and components before. they are used in missions the job is. crucial because smells intensifying the. heat and confined space of a space. capsule and once a mission has launched. astronauts quote have no way of escaping. unpleasant odors that's an important. position link and I'm perfect for I mean. I'm always I'm like what's that smell. you ask me if I fart a lot yeah and and. you know what and the answers frequently. yes that's a lot of times just know. though I question your sniffing and know.

well that did you fart ability no. somebody else must afford it yeah but. someone did not dog in here a little bit. ago or something and I did smell it and. I'm always the first to smell stuff like. that like if you get on some kind of new. cologne or perfume or something yeah. that Murphy. I'm gonna know it immediately and yeah. the hotter the room is the more I smell. it and as an astronaut you don't want to. be caught in anything like that I'm. willing to sacrifice my nose for space. I'd hire you as a chief sniffer I might. you could be the chief sniffer here if. you want I mean it I can make a position.

right now well I already a.m. don't get. paid more no okay this is a real. position that is open at SpaceX it is a. space suit design engineer the spacesuit. design engineer would work on with the. dragon crew systems team the dragon is. SpaceX's new spacecraft it's building he. or she would design analyze and test. suit ideas this is perfect for me. because I've got a lot of ideas for. space suits and I know that they're good. on hire me even not have you ever. designed a piece of quality no I don't.

need to know but I got lots of thoughts. shoes man we decide yeah I designed some. shoes they're not space shoes I think. that the space suit should have some. intimidating shoot intimidating factors. okay you know the two that I'm thinking. about first of all you should have horns. you got to have horns because you got to. think about how you can give alright you. can get a honker horn but I mean actual. horns because you need to intimidate the. aliens that we may come in contact with. they may not be friendly I think you. should also have a speaker system I was. going to say that could ground and maybe. honking sounds and then a plasma display.

face that can make your face look like. any sort of monster that you want so. when we run into the aliens it could be. like wow they're so scary look at the. face in their teeth and it's really just. a human underneath there with just. regular teeth genius call me well as. space psychologists I agree. oh that's normal yeah NASA also is. hiring for this one and the space. psychologist advises selection panels. which astronauts are most suitable to a.

particular team or mission support crews. before during and after flight and. develop support crews before dinner and. after flight in developed. countermeasures to help them stay sane. during their long confinement I mean. that's the thing people go crazy up in. space we can confine you know it's like. a reality TV show plus weightlessness. and white suits I mean you do the mag. multicolored. I do not have a psychology degree green. and sharp in place horns and malfunction.

alive that plasma screens not gonna make. you crazy the mean that's on that. thing's gonna be wicked how you gonna. help people you drive me crazy I don't. have a degree but I think the best way. to keep people saying is to coordinate. fun activities like hey guys let's play. putt-putt hey guys let's uh putt-putt in. space yeah and how's the ball going go. on the hole. growl I'm in gravity she can go right. over the hole just float right over. that's to add a challenge of it everyone. will ever it makes everybody happy to. figure you need a hoop figure out that.

problem oh yeah how's a hoop to put a. hoop on the wall you guys stick the. putt-putt ball through it all hey let's. let's play putt-putt skit ball all right. let's do an amateur talent show hey Bob. can you sing a as the as a psychologist. I will help you as the general helper. this is also a position that is open at. SpaceX general helper with this sounds. really good for um repairing machinery. to landscape into carpentry this guy. just does blow cut a little bit of. everything but I would transform this. and it would be the general helper and I.

would design my own uniform I would be a. five-star general helper I'm here to. help I'll do anything you need me to do. and I'm also in charge and for okay it. up I flipped a rule on you you know I'm. the general helper it's a position of. authority and I'm I'm really good at a. lot of things not greater than any one. thing but I'm really good a lot of. things hey general can you come plunge. this toilet for me sure that's a salute.

a lot okay yeah that's it. dinner helper that's okay some uh the. final one that I think I would like I'm. actually think about general helper now. yeah well it's my look at that one there. could be two of us I just passed it over. the general helper huh no you can be the. general helpers private helper but then. I mean as a position of authority. private helpers a visual coordinator for. space X I don't need a private helper.

here's the job listing for visual. coordinator maintained on a daily basis. the pristine aesthetic appearance. company corporate headquarters basically. I think this is a make no it's like a. interior designer no actually it is he. or she also takes an active role in. selecting furniture decor and interior. deeds good at that kind of thing. so an interior decorator so I could. definitely do that great I've got of a. spacious lots of opinions on space. furniture I don't want to go futuristic.

I want to go retro like vintage like. literally I want your Grandpa's couch. recliner in space and I you know you. know how people always putting out. mattresses on the side of the road no. one knows how to get rid of those but. who inspects there you go people be. sleeping on those matches the bacteria. will die because of the yeah that. gravity they don't know what to do and. they blow up they also be well there. would be frozen - it's cold up there. yeah but they're inside the spaceship no. I want them outside okay hammocks.

everybody sleeps outside is it in. freaking Gilligan's Island yeah mixed. with mattresses that hang outside of the. spaceship can I do my job and you be the. general as long as it may generally help. me to be quite as long as it matches my. spacesuit and finally I made this one up. because I just feel that it's gonna. happen space tour guide. you know people going to be going up in. space paying to go up in space they need. a tour guide and every time I go on a. tour like a zoo or Museum. I always in me the person giving the. tour because they got these funny puns. that they use a bunch I got lots of. space puns that I'm already working on. do you things like I'm feeling a little.

bit Spacey today so if I get crazy. it's full of Spacey and then I'm gonna. do this thing where I'm not a pun I go. around a corner and I'm like instead of. pointing something out I just like look. off in space like that and then I'm. sorry I got spaced out for a second. neither one of those are puns I don't. think they're just like statements. no they're puns cuz we're in space get. it and then everybody laughing I'm glad. we hast Marge I'm glad we pay for this. tour because the tall tour guides really. funny. I love his puns so if we missed anything.

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yeah yeah yeah what'd you think about am. i making it purple and putting like a. got like a face on it then change it is. good it it's a good idea right in a horn. yeah and then like it may go I make a. horn noise like is it really that good. yeah I'm gonna quit this so every year.

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