Spring Cleaning Tips

why is spring called Spring let's talk. about. [Music]. that good mythical morning listen you're. just trying to live life you're just. trying to be a person and sometimes. persons have questions sometimes people. are like in order to be a person I need. some advice and then usually you ask. people who are qualified and sometimes. you ask people who are not qualified but. still love to answer you and that's.

what's going to happen right now on. Facebook where you can connect with us. on a moment by moment Nest that might be. overstating it AEL Rodriguez asked why. is spring called Spring why is it called. Spring I feel confused and frustrated no. need to feel confused or frustrated. because you're going to get your answer. right here. AEL okay it wasn't always called Spring. in fact in the 1100s a clock maker named. William of aldera was building a massive.

clock in England it was horribly impaled. on a large spring but surprisingly he. did not die and they didn't want to move. him because they thought if we take him. off of the spring he's going to die he. stayed there being fed by people for. three months of winter and then when. spring came around and the weather. warmed up the spring expanded and he. fell off of the spring on his own made a. full recovery and so from that point on. they knew they they called it the time. that William fell off the spring and. then later it was shortened to Spring.

ring that is. amazingly inaccurate I made all that up. and you believed it and we're like. that's the craziest thing I've ever. heard do you feel like rett's 5-year-old. okay continuing from yesterday's episode. I will give the uh actual answer which. but don't you wish that was true I do. wish it was true because I wish it was. true I wish I could make things True by. just saying that yeah I think you've. proven that that can't happen that would. be a great superpower but you keep. trying yeah doesn't work don't give up R.

uh courtesy of mental flaws before. spring was called Spring it was called. lent in Old English uh starting in the. 14th century uh spring began being. called springing time oh uh a reference. to plants springing forth from the. ground boring by the 15th century the. shortening who cares about that it was. shortened to string Springtime and then. further shortened in the 16th century to. Spring in the 17th century it was. shortened to Spring and in the 18th.

Century. uh. 19th and uh in the 20th century are we. in the 21st century what century it's. called in the 20th it was s and now in. the 21st and it's just called oh yeah I. didn't even know what century we're in. you know my favorite season you know my. favorite. season that's called progress people. yeah things got shorter 20 welcome to. the 21st century I just I just got here. what century is it hey Martha what.

century is it Patrick Payne asks best. way to get through the inevitable spring. cleaning uh now the interesting thing. about your question Patrick is it. implies that uh you don't like spring. cleaning get through the inevit I love. spring cleaning I mean it's it's it's. one of my favorite things I I spring. clean every season I I it's just. therapeutic to throw things away I'm. looking for things to throw it's there's. a sense of control.

I think in throwing things away and you. like to be in control I I'll admit that. I like to have a sense of control over. my life it's an illusion but I like to. have it by cleaning so feel sorry for. you and incidentally that is one of my. major compatibilities with my wife so. you can feel sorry for feel sorry for. both of you Christy and I love to keep. everything clean we love to clean things. up I like going to your house cuz it's. so clean I'll lick the floor in your. house be like I know it's clean it's. tasty and you just tastes like pledge no. we don't use Pledge they just finished. their we will if pledge if you want to.

if you want to get on the gravy train um. I feel exactly the opposite I was going. to tell you a story oh she uh Lily comes. in yesterday and she's got her American. girls out and she goes up to Christie. and she says why they got to be American. well that's what they she comes up and. she that's racist good no they they're. just from America race racist family. that's okay. cool do you have a problem with it no. I'm not going to I love Americans. Americans are great I'll get some. International in the world so she comes.

in she says Mom did you throw away the. bed spread on my doll. beds and Christy was like well you. shouldn't have made him out of. plastic that was cold she made him out. of plastic bags and christe was like I. did it's it's trash we can't yeah yeah. you got to throw that trash away so uh. she was like we can use some foam and we. can cut it neatly well I was just going. to say I believe the exact opposite I. believe you're the kind of person that. doesn't enjoy spring cleaning you should. do the spring. dirtying and it should just be a time to.

just throw stuff around mess your life. up a little bit mess your house up and. just live in the filth for the for. spring or you can hire me to come to. your house just deal with it you know. don't don't do something you don't want. to do I'll I'll clean that stuff up for. youing dirty Jose Garcia asks what. should one do when they do stuff great. question Jose here's the. key you're you've hit it right on the. head when you say when they do stuff. because you know what Jose they do stuff. you you Jose you do things right you're.

not a follower you're a leader so when. they do the stuff you do your thing yeah. and they're going to be so busy doing. this stuff and they're like I got to do. this stuff and I got to do that stuff. they're going to get so obsessed with. all the stuff that they're doing you. move them over you slip in and you do. your thing yeah get your get get things. done yeah get things done and then when. they get done with the stuff then you. can move over and there's plenty of. stuff to go around you can start doing. the stuff after you're done with the. thing yeah get the things done first you.

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