Shipfaced

we got shit-faced let's talk about that. [Music]. good mythical morning thank you for. joining us today in a previous episode. we gave you the assignment of shipping. our faces that's called ship facing us. is based on the internet parlance of. shipping which is based on the term. relationship where you take fictional. and non-fictional characters that you. think could be in a romantic. relationship you put them together what.

we didn't ask you to do that. we asked you just to take our faces and. photoshopped them together really a. totally different thing but we thought. it was a catchy title so we went with it. yeah a little bit our version of the. sheet is the shipping is ship facing we. took two pictures of each one picture of. each one of us and then you guys put. them together you tumble them we picked. our favorites and now we're going to. show you some of these okay start good. get disturbing starting with this is. from untitled that's actually the name.

of their there tom tumbler Wow so that's. that's your hair on top turned black my. hair on the sides and it's the mustache. portion of your beard with my chin lock. but the real question is who is he and. what does he do this is a gut kind of. guy that would be like a gear shop. teacher like Dale mr. Dale okay class. it's time for another shop lesson today. we're going to be doing welding many of. you heard last year there was a severe. welding axial redneck in that there's a.

severe welding next accident last year. don't stare into the thing that you're. welding without proper protection on. your eyeballs. that's good link now this one from mark. Steen that's my hair you're gonna turn. my color of your die what's wrong with. the eyes is your eyeballs inside my eye. sockets I think oh goodness I pictured. this guy being like an accountant it. seems to me that you tried to deduct. your your toothpaste this year that is.

not it. I just first of all that's just very. small amount of money it's a business. expense I mean my teeth being clean is a. business I don't think you really. understand first of all it can amount it. to seventeen dollars for the calendar. year which is not. much of a deduction and it's also. illegal. Dallas with ones as ELLs did both of us. like the ultra aqua combination of my. long neck these are like two guys who. work together at a surf shop in Venice.

Beach like the guy on the right. he's like the American and the guy on. the left is like here for the summer. from from another country Oh Brody I. this guy wants an 8-footer you took. eight foot board do we carry the eight. footers yeah I think so let me go check. he wants it to be blue on one side and. yellow on the other we don't recommend. those you know blue and yellow those. colors clash but this is what he wants. look at my face. I know colors that's good I like that. Avena seven to nine oh goodness.

a lot of airbrushing going on with this. one this is my hair and look at your. hair and they have in a woman's face. well what they've done is they've. smoothed out the face to get rid of the. facial hair which makes it look like a. female a lot of foundation this is like. a woman who works at a diner looks like. a waitress at Waffle House thank you. will you want on your burger you do you. mind if I smoke one of my patty out your. burger you like lettuce on your burger. baby she smoked more than that you like. man it's on your burger baby he will.

after I get done with it yeah. from Jason Marlow oh this guy's put our. hair together once again made it all. black this guy's disproportionate and. he's angry about it hey this is the guy. that if you look at him wrong he want he. wants to start a fight with you like you. see him at a concert would you say. nothing I didn't say no what not what. did you say I'm just here to see Kenny. be testing what repeat what they said no. I'm a big Kenny Chesney fan and I. thought maybe we could connect you know. you're a chick Kenny Chesney fan I'm in. Kenny Chesney oh oh so you think I'm a. kidney Chesney fan just cuz I'm gonna.

Kimmy Chesney concert Hallowed that. seemed logical to me huh huh what did. you say okay you kind of got caught up. in the semantics of it there I don't Ron. a compliment. Ron ocm fourteen ooh this is my entire. face with my nose and eyeballs. we don't look stupid independently but. if you come there's no combination of. the two of us do not look like a total. idiot. I had a locksmith at one point. my life that showed up and he reminds me. of this guy are those your keys on the. passenger seat yeah that's that's why I.

called you they're locked in there now. have you tried to open the door. yeah and it's it's locked I mean oh let. me check you're right the doors locked. uh and those are your keys on the. passenger seat yeah I mean how long is. this gonna take. well I'm gonna have to get some tools I. wasn't prepared for this. okay so then we posted a new set of. photos where we looked more angry or. surprised and let you have a go at that. Wow. the alp posted this one this is a lot of.

nostril in this one and weird mix of red. looks like there's a third person. involved in this photo this is all you. and me this this is like a guy who. operates the bumper cars at the. amusement park hey kids hey hey kids hey. watch yourself hey kid you might right. you might get whiplash. in there sometimes we have we got some. people to get whiplash yeah you guys. gotta watch out for that you gotta hold. your neck hold your neck when you get. into that bumper car you gotta watch.

yourself. that's all that's how he talks you just. burn a lot of calories being that guy I. mean look at him he's got a lot of. energy okay. alluring posted this one yeah now this. is this is a timid dude this is your. eyes on my face Wow. who'd have thought that would happen and. the neck is a little long isn't it is. that mine is your neck this guy is like. the cousin who shows up at your family. reunion and he's really clingy what's.

your profession huh. what have you been doing my thing is. more nervous you were third cousins is. it okay if we talk can I sit down beside. you and eat some fried chicken. uh do you can it work for you I'm kind. of unemployed right now I'm very skilled. I've got lots of good things I can do. like word okay. and rhettandlink geoff's which by the. way rhettandlink if does a lot of great. rattling gifs. thank you reading like Jeff's for doing.

all those awkward gifs did a pair of. people this is to me is like two guys. who work at a convenience store together. at the same time Billy in Travis oh I. love working in this convenience store. man it's great. why you gotta be up why you gotta be all. excited all the time I mean this this. job sucks Billy. whoa have you seen our candy bars. amazing with our selection our selection. makes me want to go like boom is the. same freaking selection that they have.

down the road at the 7-eleven Billy it's. not really that big of a deal you make. me so mad I want to strangle you look. whoa you want to strangle me ed look. customers coming in whoa whoa he just. would like Ric Flair he's like. everybody's a Ric Flair just Woo's Oh. oh gosh now sin dependent went a. different direction these are like. people who are normal and then when you. get them upset they reveal that they're. actually aliens so they like make weird. sucking noises with their mouth that's.

the sound that the destruction thing in. the dentist let me get the spit out of. there. well in speaking of alien Flicker fly. seven went a lot further than the last. person oh goodness. this thing has eight ten mouths 10,000. three eyes teeth on the outside I think.

this is like hey I'm I'm Tim I I know I. look weird but I'm sorry it's just just. just fluke just a fluke I'm just a fluke. guys probably not well mmm okay I'm. gonna have trouble not seeing that one. of my sleep tonight yeah anyway there's. a lot more if you just go to tumblr and. you search rink. hashtag rink you will see that these are.

just a small sampling of what you guys. did with I'm kind of scarred you know. what time it is. hi I'm RJ and I'm Stefanie and we're. from Springfield Ohio and it's time to. spin the wheel of mythicality make sure. you found us on tumblr if you do that. kind of thing. is it tumblr dr. Edmund common red might. come with a nice rhett and Link Tom blur. comm that's how those things work that's. how you can find out about exercises. like this and participate in them lake. goes tourettes hair salon is this.

are you the are you the eyes is awesome. in it are you the salon hairdo word. person no I'm your friend Rhett oh. everybody you're just I know I look. different cuz we're the salon but you're. waiting to get your hair done yeah so. are you. I was kind of hoping you would do my. hair but you said this is my salon and. you said you should come to my salon you. meant it's where you get your hair done. I thought you had you're moonlighting as.

a salon oh no this is just where I get. my hair done okay so what'd you think. about this place that's awesome dacor is. great that said that woman does the hair. not you yeah that's Barbara that's. better. I prefer Barbara to you touching my hair. and whatnot what do you think I should. ask far before she's a free spirit you. know you just tell her to go for it you. just say look hey you know I am your. putti I am putting in your hands except. my hair is not made out of putty well.

that explorer tell her and that explains. a lot about your hairstyle I cut open a. hair salon I think that's my backup plan. at this point one of them like I like. cutting hair a couple of kids here you. know.