Reacting To YouTube Videos With No Views

Today we discover YouTube's least watched videos. Let's talk about that. ((Intro Music)). Good Mythical Morning! YouTube is a bottomless pit of content. Listen to this. On average, 3.7 million new videos are uploaded to YouTube. Every single day. That can't be right, but I think it is. It is right.

That's about 500 hours of new content every minute. Okay, but hidden within those countless hours of content are. these little digital treasures you can't even imagine. Treasures confined to YouTube's dankest corners. just waiting to be unearthed. So, today. We want to give the unsung heroes behind a few videos. that no one has seen, a chance to finally shine. And we're doing it by putting you in the hot seat, Link. I'm the first one to see these videos? Well, the, the crew has seen them.

It's time for What Do YouTube Videos Without. Views Really Look Like? The Game. Okay, Link, I'm gonna show you a YouTube video that has. zero or close to zero views. It might have a few views because, you know what, we've. watched it to prepare this. But I'm the, I'm one of the first, and. it's, it's an honor. It feels good. Okay, and then I'm going to ask you a. question about the video. If you answer it correctly, you're gonna get to. leave a comment on that video using the Good. Mythical Morning account!

Wow. ((Laughing)). Don't embarrass us. You're representing us. All of us. Well, I'll sign it. Link. Oh. Good. - Okay. - It'll just be me. Also, if you answer a majority of these questions right, you will win the right to be a. YouTube comment troll in Good Mythical More. Okay. You ready? - Alright. - You ready? I don't know how to troll. - [Rhett] Okay, well, we'll figure it out. Okay. First up, we have a video from YouTube "chantel". From YouTube channel.

A "chantel". I like that. From YouTube channel. Take a look at that "chantel-ier" above the YouTube "chantel". Caman Skelton. In this video, the user is trying his best to talk to. his cat using one singular conversation starter. - [Man] Garlic bread? ((Upbeat Music)). Oh. - [Man] Garlic bread?

((Upbeat Music)). Garlic bread? Oh, yeah! ((Laughing)). - [Man] Garlic bread? Yeah! - [Man] Garlic bread? Oh! - [Man] Garlic bread? Oh! - [Man] Garlic bread? There we go. ((Laughing)). Nice! That is strange. You mean, you mean to tell me, Rhett, that this has. not spread like wildfire across all of the internet?

It hasn't. - I think mostly. - People saying, you have to see this! I think mostly because it's a one sided conversation. with Henry the cat, you know? I think if Henry the cat was talking back, we'd. have a different story. - [Link] That's true. And if I'm, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the. only thing that the one sided conversation said. was, uh. Garlic bread. Yeah. That wasn't your question because I figured. you'd get that right. The question is, how many times did they say garlic bread? Was that the whole video?

- [Rhett] Yep. That was the whole video? That was it. That's just one conversation though. I was expecting a garlic bread that never came until later. I think that there were, I think it was. It's either five or four. I think it was five times. Seven, bro. Oh, seven. You missed two garlic breads. ((Laughing)). Well, I'm still honored to have been one of the. few to have watched that. Hey, it's just the first question.

It's fine. This one's easier. This is multiple choice. Okay. And it's from a YouTube "chantel" called Soi Animatica. Okay, you're gonna watch the first half of this and. then answer a question about what happens next, okay? Where am I? Well, my dear boy, you are in the internet. The internet? What is the internet? The internet is a dangerous place. If you are not careful, you may fall victim to any, or all, of the following.

Cyberbullying. Invasion of privacy. Exposure to disturbing images. Oh, gosh. Being scammed. Fostering marketplace efficiency. - What? - Yep. Phishing. Phishing. Phishing? Like what Dad and I do out on the lake? No! Phishing is when someone tricks you into revealing sensitive. information, which they use to steal your identity. Look! Someone's trying to phish you right now!

So, now you understand where I got the aesthetic. for the Mythical employee training video. Yeah. That was so strange. Yes, that's why I was doing that the whole time. Now, Link. What does it mean to foster. marketplace efficiency? I don't know. Fostering marketplace efficiency? It doesn't sound like something you. should be afraid of. I know. You know? It sounds like the one thing that's okay. I know. What? Now, that was the World Wide Web. Just in case you didn't know. Yeah, that was the World Wide Web.

And what does the, in the next part of the video, which is just as enthralling as the first, what does the. World Wide Web suggest that you do to these phishers? Phishers. A. Decapitate them. B. Set fire to their home. C. Twist their nipples. Or D. Tickle their armpits. This is pretty violent. Yeah. And why was this made? Not for anyone to see.

Maybe it was a class project? It's a warning. It's a warning. It's an important warning. That no one got. How sad is that? I'm sending this to my parents. Yeah, they need it. Decapitate. Twist the nipples. Tickle the armpits. Set fire to the home. Decapitate and set fire. That's really far. Okay. Twisting nipples is too, amusing. So I guess what I'm, what's the one that's left? Tickle the armpits. I gotta go with tickle the armpits of the phishers.

Let's see if you're right. There is only one way to deal with phishers. Oh, that looks like it's an X. You will rot in hell for the heinous deeds. you have committed. No. No. Wait, I'm sorry. I will never phish again. Foul wretch. What? He said, so wretch. - So reach? - So wretch. We should do that. There is no place for heathens on the internet. Mercy is for the weak and cowardly.

You shouldn't have killed him. Do not question me. Oh! What? Should I be concerned that that video kind of gives me. a warm and fuzzy feeling? Yes! That took a dramatic turn. Do not question me! I mean, that should have views, yo. Well, it will now. So I still can't comment on it. You still can't even comment on it, man. Because I would have been like, this. should have views, yo!

You got another, another opportunity here. Okay. Okay, this next one is from a channel. called Mare's Testing. Okay. Okay, I'm gonna play the video without the sound, and then you're going to guess, from multiple. choice, what the sound is. Okay? Uh huh. Okay, jumping over a couch, doing a dance. There's some dancing going on here. Yes. I'm not really sure about that stuff in the. upper left hand corner. It's distracting in the least. Is it QR codes? I don't know. I don't know. What is it? Sweatpants and a mask. No show socks being shown.

Okay. Hula dance. No one's seen this? How could that be? Okay. I feel like I've seen enough. - Yeah. - Okay. Link. Seen too much. That sucked. What could the audio be? Can we take views away? Can we put this back at zero? We'll, we'll look into it. We'll look into it. What can the audio be? We know, we know people. Is it A, a robot singing the Hokey. Pokey on constant loop?

Is it B, what sounds like one thousand babies. crying on a constant loop? Is it C, Morgan Freeman reciting the lyrics to. a Justin Bieber song? I hope so. On a constant loop? Or D, the famous Mortal Kombat yell, which. how does that go? Finish him! I don't know. On a constant loop. Apparently there's a Mortal Kombat yell, or a. Mortal Kombat is yelled. As a hint, that's not the answer. Perfect.

I wouldn't know what it was. So, it's just between those three first ones. Hokey Pokey, baby's crying, Morgan Freeman. I hope it's Morgan Freeman, but I think. it's baby's crying. Let's hear it! I can see it on her face. - [Morgan Freeman Voice] I'm moving on. And I think you should be something I don't. want to hold back. Maybe you should know that. I'm moving on. And I think you should be something I don't. want to hold back. Maybe you should know that. I'm moving on.

And I think you should be something I don't. want to hold back. Maybe you should know that. Yeah, maybe you should. - [Morgan Freeman Voice] Maybe you should know that. Maybe you should. Yep. - [Morgan Freeman Voice] Maybe you should know that. Maybe you should. ((Laughing)). I should have known that. But you did not know that. Oh my God, and I take back what I said about. taking the views back. I respect this now. It gave me what I wanted. There's some humor. Okay, well maybe you'll be into this channel. Because, let's show Link a screenshot. of this channel. To give him an idea of.

- [Link] Mareks Testing keeps doing this? - [Rhett] Every single day. - [Link] Is it the same video? - [Rhett] Since 2021. - [Link] The same exact? - [Rhett] The same exact video. But listen, hey listen, I've been doing. this long enough to know, I see your strategy. You know, zero views times a million equals, oh it still. equals zero views, I'm sorry. I think they're just doing it for them, Link. I think this is just a personal project. That's a beautiful thing. You know what, if it makes them happy,

it makes them happy. I just want to remind you what can make you. happy is going over to the Mythical Kitchen channel. and watching the latest episode of Last Meals. Your internet friend, our close friend, Hank Green, subjected himself to Josh's prying existential questions. while eating his last meal, so go check that out. There's always something to learn. Tip top of a series over there. Tip top of a series. Tip top of a series. That's what we call it.

When you're done with this, do that. Okay, this next video is not too long, but. it's very memorable. Brought to you by the YouTube channel MaBrock6. Love him. Now we have bleeped out a few key words, okay? Censorship. Let's take a look. - [Man] That is disgusting. That's a tick. - [Man] Are you videoing it? Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe that was on the [BLEEP] of Mike's [BLEEP]. I know what that is. It's a tick. Okay, it's a tick. That's a tick on my? Right, so, there's four choices here.

Did he say, I can't believe that was on A, the neck of Mike's grandma, B, the back of Mike's leg, C, the floor of Mike's car, or D, the head of Mike's penis. ((Laughing)). Oh, God. This is so nasty. So nasty. So nasty. That's a plump, blood sucking tick, y'all.

Oh, gosh. That, that is one of the grossest things. I've ever seen. Yeah. And it's, it, I, one time, I was at a, I was. shopping with my mom at this, like, flower place. Okay. And I felt something behind my ear. Ooh. And it was like, it would, like, flap. I was like, mom, I have a flap behind my ear. And she looked, and it was a tick that was like that. ((Screaming)). Okay, that's not an option, though. ((Laughing)). It's the neck of Mike's grandma, the back of Mike's.

leg, the floor of Mike's car, or the head of Mike's penis. I think it's the head of Mike's penis. ((Laughing)). Because they like to crawl to warm, juicy places. Oh, let's find out. - [Man] That is disgusting. Are you videoing it? Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe that was on the head of Mike's penis. Yes, Link! You got it! It was on Mike's penis! ((Laughing)). Hey, what's your comment, man?

First opportunity! What's your comment? ((Laughing)). Make it count! This might be the only one! I don't know, like, believe it, bruh. Okay. How about this? How about this? Can I give you a suggestion? You didn't like that? Believe it, bruh? I can't believe It was, and I was like, believe it, bruh. How about you say, just something like this, I mean this is. just a suggestion, if you were just like, I mean, I. think I would of noticed if that tick was on my penis.

Good for Mike! Link. ((Laughing)). I mean, I feel like I would of noticed if that. tick was on my penis. Good for Mike! Link. That he didn't notice? How can you, I mean, if a tick that big was on my. penis, I would've found it. You know what I'm saying? But his wiener's so big. So big! Oh. So big he didn't know. Good for Mike! Okay, so let me, let me put that in my own words. Yeah, put it in your own words, put it. in your own words.

Mike, you must be really well endowed. ((Laughing)). Hey. Because Rhett wouldn't have noticed. Yeah, is it gonna be "weally" with a W? ((Laughing)). Yeah, with a "weally". You must be "weally" well endowed. ((Laughing)). To not have noticed that. Link. Mark it down. Alright Link, you got one. I didn't want to get that one. Okay, this next video is from the.

channel 1 Hour Channel. 1 Hour Channel appears dedicated to posting Hour. long videos featuring nothing but an hour of silence, occasionally interrupted by a specific sound. Alright, here's an example. It's this, and then that? ((Skype Call Sound)). The Skype sound. Yep. Yep. Is anybody gonna answer? No, that's all that happens. And this is. And is it an hour? It's an hour, and then there's something like that, okay?

It's not always that. Of the nearly 40, hour long videos. You can have a whole work week of this if you want it. Which one does not exist on this channel? A, one hour of silence occasionally broken by. the Mario sound, yahoo! B, one hour of silence occasionally broken by. the Pornhub intro sound. I don't know what that is. ((Laughing)). C, one hour of silence occasionally broken. by the word hamburger. D, one hour of silence occasionally broken by. Michael Jackson's hee hee.

Or E, trick question, all of these videos are found on the channel. I actually didn't listen to the other choices because. I was trying to figure out what is the Pornhub sound. I think it's, do you want to masturbate? ((Laughing)). I really. I think that sounds like an ad to me, Link. Oh. Sounds like an ad. Yeah. Sounds like an ad.

The tickets. - [Stevie] I'm sorry, was that a revised comment for the other video? ((Laughing)). I am so, I'm so burnt from that last video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's "weally" burnt. ((Laughing)). What was the last one? Is it E, trick question, they're all found on the channel. I think so, yeah. If you're doing 40, I think they're all there. You're right, Link! Alright, Link. Hey, then make it count. You get another comment.

I actually think that this is a good idea. And, I would like to invest in your channel. Link. Only Link. ((Laughing)). Yeah, contact me. No, don't. You know what? I do think it's a good idea. Is this still a comment? Like, watching a movie. This is still a comment? Watching a video that's just nothing with a. little occasional sound. I can see how that, you would think that was a good idea.

We're still going, yeah. ((Laughing)). When's the comment over? Link. - [Rhett] Link. Okay, great. So, we'll watch that back to make sure we got it. Now, we didn't show the, my favorite video from this. channel, which is one hour of silence occasionally broken. by the head of Mike's penis. ((Laughing)). Gross. I'm just, I'm charred and scarred by this, man. I'm sorry, I just had to. Why did you have to show it? Okay, Link, this is your last chance.

to leave a comment. You're doing well, you're on a streak, okay? This is from YouTube channel Patrick Poet. Who's a bit of an audiophile. Let's take a look. ((Singing)). Yeah.

Yes. ((Applause)). He's about to say something wonderful. I don't know, maybe he was. That was wonderful. Yeah. If Pentatonix is watching, they have found. their newest member. Yes! Seems like a very happy soul, first of all.

Can I just say that? Yeah, he had a smile on his face as he looked at himself. He seems like he's living a good life. Bee-bopping around. He's got a poster full of rocks on the back wall, which. I really appreciate, because I'm into rocks as well. - [Link] I noticed that. - [Rhett] We could probably talk about a lot of things, but, question at hand is, what's the title of this video? A, free music for your movie. ((Laughing)). B, trying to remember where this bass line came from. C, old guys do new tricks, or D,

Look what that mouth do. ((Laughing)). Look what, I think it's one of the last two. Look what that mouth do, or old man new tricks, old guy? Really think about it though. Like just look at his face though, and think about. what he might be thinking. You think it's A? I didn't say anything. You think it's A? I didn't say it was A. You think it's free music for your movie? I didn't say that. I hope that's what it is. I didn't say that. I hoped Morgan Freeman and I went against,

okay, you know what? I'm gonna go with what you think it is. No, there's another option. There's another option. You really want me to comment on this? B? It's not B. Do you remember what B was? The one I knew it wasn't. What is that? Trying to remember where this bass line came from. It's not that one. Alright. I'm gonna say B. Trying to remember where this bass line came from. That's right, Link! He's trying to remember where the bass line came from! And I think, I can't figure out what it was, but I thought. you might recognize it, because of.

((Singing)). Do you know? I'm trying to remember where that bass line came from! Because when he was doing it, I was literally trying. to remember where the bass line came from, and. I could tell that's what he was trying to do, and. he was trying to do that! And I don't know where it came from! I thought he was smiling too much to be doing that. And I was hoping in my perfect world when I was preparing. this, what I thought was going to happen, because. you're good at remembering things like that, is you were. going to remember and you were going to comment with. what it was, and you were going to change his life. And my dreams have been crushed.

No, no, no, no, no. Now that you've given me the opportunity to comment, I am. - [Rhett] Okay. I have your answer. ((Singing)). ((Laughing)). It's the. ((Singing)). What is it? Song!

I don't know, dude! Is this the comment? I don't know dude? Link. No, it was the whole, you don't want me to get his hopes up? So, it's the whole thing. Oh, I got it. It's the. ((Singing)). Song. Link. Yeah. P.S. Then you can add something. Like, I was really hoping he would have it. Yeah, this is from me. I was really hoping Link would figure this out. That was kind of my plan and it didn't happen.

Rhett. But we will use it in our next movie. Yeah, we will. Definitely. Okay, Link, you did not get a majority of these right. So you can't be a YouTube comment troll in Good Mythical. More, but who wants that? Can we at least make it the intro to the More? Yeah, yeah, we'll give you one opportunity. Make it count. Me? Yeah. I was gonna use his. Oh, make that the intro to the More. I thought you wanted to be a YouTube comment troll, as the comment. I'll do a cover of it, for the More. Okay, alright. ((Singing)).

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