Ranking Weirdest Bathroom Habits

- Today we learn all about. your weird secret bathroom habits. - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music). Good Mythical Morning. - The bathroom is the most private and personal room. in anybody's home, unless you have kids, and then nowhere is safe. - Yeah, but we here at Mythical believe. that what you do in your bathroom is your business. Who are we to judge? - Well, actually, that's the point of the episode. - Exactly. We are.

We are to judge. - Ah, yes. - All we need from you is to confess. the strangest things that you do in your bathroom. - And we've already gathered that information. - Of course we have. It's time for "Be Unique! Be Who You Are! But That One Thing That You Do In The Shower? That's Freaking Bizarre!". A couple of weeks ago, we revealed. and ranked your strangest food eating habits. That was fun. And it got us thinking about other weird habits. And it seemed that the one place that. harbored the most hidden habits was the bathroom.

- We posted a list of seemingly odd, but surprisingly common bathroom habits, and you Mythical beasties, you voted on the ones you actually do. - You fell for it again! Ha! Is Mythical David Hill back? - Mythical David Hill. - Mythical David Hill. is back in a big way. today. - I call him. Mythical David Hill. - Well, I mean, he works here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's mythical. - He's real. - In a big way, you say? - [Stevie] Oh, a big bathroom way, Link. Mythical Link. - Okay. But a pre-taped way,

not a live way? - You know, I didn't want no spoilers. - I've heard. All right. We're gonna work together to guess. where the things that David Hill is gonna be showing us. rank on our board of weird bathroom habits, which is manned by Chase, our brainy research assistant. - Yeah. - Still haven't figured your shirt out, huh? - Figuring it. - [Rhett] Yeah, it's confusing, huh? - Yeah. - You're so brainy. - Got extra buttons here. - All of that brain power goes towards... What are you throwing away? - There's chips.

- I had chips. I was eating chips. - All right. - Okay, so number one. is gonna be the least common, and therefore, the actual weirdest of the things. that you voted on, six being the most common. - Right, and I see that you've helped us out, Chase, by putting number four on the board, not washing legs. I presume that's in the shower. - Yeah, yeah. Or just generally. - I do wash my legs in the shower. - I do not wash my legs in the shower. - That is weird to me. - [Stevie] Taylor Swift does not wash her legs.

in the shower. - Me and Tay Tay, I listen. - She can reach 'em with those T-Rex hands. - [Stevie] I will not stand for any T Swift, Mythical Taylor Swift slander. - Her arms are as long as her legs, as far as I can tell. - If I do something to specifically get my legs dirty, if my legs get dirty, like, oh, I had to get all my knees in the dirt today. For some reason, I'll wash 'em. But just like daily washing, it's not a part of it. because it ends up getting wet and washed anyway.

You wanna smell my leg? - Oh, yeah, yeah, thanks for finally inviting me. - Smell my leg. It doesn't stink because no BO can get on this leg, man. The things that stink are your underarms and your crotch. - It doesn't stink. - Those are the things. you really gotta wash. - It did make me feel weird. - And your face and hair. - I felt really weird because all your leg hair. was just like, it was like a mustache on it. - Yeah, it was. - All right. What do we get here? We gotta get four outta six of these right, and we'll get... - What? - We get to both sit.

on a golden toilet throne. in "Good Mythical More." - Oh, that'll be fun. (upbeat music). All right, Stevie, what is our first strange bathroom habit? - [Rhett] To find out, please direct your attention to the video screens. - Yes. - [Stevie] To everyone that knows him, David seems like an ordinary guy, but is he? One could say he has a few quirks. when it comes to bathroom habits, especially when it comes to number two. - [Rhett] Dude getting naked except for his hat.

- [Stevie] Yes, David poops naked. - [Link] What is he, he's gyrating. - [Stevie] David may be a weirdo in the bathroom, but he's our weirdo in the bathroom. (upbeat music). - He's just gyrating. - Is he enjoying himself, or is he working a poop out? (crew laughing). Sometimes with some constipation, you gotta start shaking something loose. - Mythical David Hill's parents. are gonna be so proud of him. We've met David Hill's parents. - Yes. And they are proud of him. - When we were doing. one of our tours. - They were proud of him.

- They were proud of him at the time, but they had not seen that. That's like the George Costanza. taking your shirt off when you poop, but like, taking everything off. - Taking everything off. This is weird, but let me just say, I completely understand. I don't do this, but I completely understand, get everything that I have to put back on my body. away from me while I excavate, you know? Or while I evacuate. - [Chase] Or you're nervous you're gonna release it. - While I dig. While I evacuate. - While I gyrate on this toilet.

- But there's no way this is not weirder. than not washing your legs in the shower. Come on. - Right. It's gotta at least be three. Let's put it in there for now. - Yeah. It might be two. I mean, are we gonna have two things. weirder than pooping naked? - Talk about a GIFable image. - Oh, yeah. It's been done. - It's happening right now. (upbeat music). I cannot wait to see David Hill in action again. - [Stevie] It could happen to anyone. - Okay, he's still naked. - You're stuck on the toilet, but you feel a sudden and uncontrollable urge.

- Of what? - And the only thing. that can satisfy you is a big sloppy footlong. sub sandwich. - No, David Hill! What are you doing? - [Rhett] Eating on the freaking toilet? - [Link] Wait, at least he's got a hat on. - [Stevie] Do you need a napkin, David? - [Rhett] He put it on his lap. - [Link] A full sub. - [Rhett] He put a sub on his lap. - [Link] Oh, that's way too much. - [Rhett] He didn't even touch himself. - Only two squares. A mime never touches himself.

- Right, that is the number one rule of mime. You learn that on first day of mime school. - Right, never touch yourself. - That's why we all have gloves on. - Never let him see you touch yourself. - Okay. I love to eat. I'm not an especially clean person, as we've already established. I would never think about doing this. - I can honestly say, and I'm really trying to think. if I've ever eaten on the toilet, it's like... - it does really give you a full picture. of the digestion system, though. You know what I'm saying? - I've never done that.

- The old in and out. - And then we're asking you on the internet. and you're telling us. You told us that you did this. - Enough people to make this make the survey. This has gotta be number one, right? - [Link] Oh, God. - It's either two or one. - I reserve the right. to hope that there's something even more dumb. So I'm saying let's put it at number two. Here's the one thing about putting it at number two, we're gonna be told at some point how many we have right. - Oh, yeah. - And you don't know.

which ones you've got right. So if you think there's gonna be something worse. than eating on the toilet, I'm all for it, but that's about as bad as it gets, man. - You're right, number one. - [Rhett] All right, let's go number one. - I'll get it up there. - It's there in spirit. (upbeat music). - Quick reminder, check out the Mythical Kitchen channel. There's always new stuff over there. Even if you've already checked it out, make sure you're subscribed, super proud. They have their own family.

- Yeah, right. - It's like we gave 'em the day off, but that don't mean they have the day off, that means they're making their own content. - Yeah, and check out their new series, eating on the toilet. (crew laughing). - That is not happening. - Whatever we can do for the clicks. - I hope that they're not watching. - Oh, no, I'm sorry, it's pooping naked. - It's their own little island of familial Mythicality. - It's more like a peninsula 'cause it's still attached. - Yeah, it's a peninsula. - It's still attached. - It's like Florida. They're like Florida man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, what's next?

- [Stevie] When it comes to morning routines, some people like to live dangerously. - [Link] There's a continuity to this. - [Stevie] David prefers to brush his teeth. after eating breakfast. Some dentists claim that right after eating, there's temporary weakness to teeth enamel. due to acid from the food. And when you brush immediately after eating, it activates the acid, leading to more stains and sensitivity. - I don't believe that. - David is just a. sensitive kind of guy, teeth included. (upbeat music).

- I would've thought this was the preferred method. - But hold on, this is brushing your teeth after eating? Breakfast? Okay. - It's what you're. supposed to not do? - What? - This has gotta be. the most common thing because... And listen, I heard what you said. about the dentists in there, but me as a non dentist, I thought that you wanted to get. the food off of your teeth after you ate. - Well, yeah. - And I also thought you didn't. wanna have the toothpaste. - At least one meal. - All in your mouth, in your mouth, when you're eating. - When you eat, yeah. - Do you think this is the normal thing? - This is normal. - This is super normal.

That's number six. - Versus waking up. and being like, ooh, that morning breath. Getting rid of that. - [Link] See, you're so brainy. You're right. - I brush my teeth first thing when I wake up. But I'm just saying, I think it's weird, I don't think it's weird to wait until after. I just do it out of convenience 'cause I'm in the bathroom, and once I go downstairs, I'm downstairs and I don't wanna go back up. - I get that, but I think they're equally... I do this every time, and I refuse to say that I'm strange in any way. That's never been documented. - I don't think this is. strange 'cause I thought this is. what would be recommended. - Six, yeah.

- Just say six. - Absolutely, six, yeah. No shame in this one. - I am worried about the enamel, though. (upbeat music). Okay, I wanna see. - When does he put his clothes back on? 'Cause like, the whole vibe of David Hill. is kind of like, different when he's naked. - Yeah, well, I think you're gonna get. more of that vibe right now. - I have to trust the crop, you know? - The crop. - The cropping. A little too much. - [Stevie] It happens every day. People brush their teeth after eating. massive sandwiches on the toilet, and then they need to step into a warm shower.

But David isn't like most people. - Cold shower. - He likes to get. into the shower before turning on the water. - [Rhett] Oh, come on. - [Stevie] Boy, David is one weird dude. (Link laughs). - This is just, again, okay. Now listen, the cold shower thing is a thing that people do. - That's not on the table here, though. - But that's not what this is about. This is, I don't think... - Even when I take a cold shower, 'cause I've started trying to do that occasionally,

I will turn on the water and then get out. because I want the edge off of the coldness. I don't want it like, as cold as it can get. And then you just have this habit of turning the water on. and then getting in. So you can kinda get in there. - This is definitely either number one or two, 'cause this is super weird. - It's so weird. - Because there's just. no explanation. It's like someone who doesn't understand how time works. - Right. - You know what I mean? It's just like, I can't remember if I was supposed to. do this before or after this thing.

- I am sympathetic. - This is a mistake. This is not planned. - Some showers are built so that in order to get to. where you are to turn it on, you're already underneath it. - Like a booby trap. I gotta say, this is probably- - This is so weird. - This might be number one, but I mean... - It's not gross like eating on the toilet or, I don't know, this may be five because it's so easy to do, it just might... So many people might just be misunderstanding. - That many people misunderstanding? What do you think about our fan base, man?

I don't know. - Let's go with number two. - I think you've gotta put this at number two. It may even be number one, but it's not weirder than eating on the toilet. - We're giving you the benefit of the doubt here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. If we're wrong, it's your fault. (upbeat music). Okay. - You still having fun? - I mean, I'm adjusting to seeing. David Hill in this fashion. I think I appreciate him even more now. - David too much skin Hill. Hit it. - It could happen to anyone. - He's still in there. - [Stevie] You're taking an epically long shower, but then you feel a sudden and familiar urge.

And the only thing that could satisfy you. is a big, sloppy footlong sub sandwich. - [Rhett] Eating in the... I thought it was gonna be peeing in the shower. - [Link] What? He's got another footlong. - [Stevie] Do you need another napkin, David? (upbeat music). - What is he, he's grunting? - Where does David keep. all of these sandwiches? - He doesn't even know. - Pan down. - It's a secret.

He's like a Looney Tunes cartoon character. He's got a lot of really good gestures. - It's so great. It's so great. He's hearing a soundtrack in his head. that we are not hearing. - Well, and I think it's just mostly sound effects. Like, (imitates boinging), something like that. (crew laughing). We'll have to ask him about that later. - All right, eating in the shower. - I'm sorry, I failed us, because that's obviously one or two. I didn't know that eating in the shower. was gonna be an option.

We have to put it number five, but then we have to immediately switch. - Okay, so we can only switch once. - Right. - Now, I drink in the shower. (crew laughing). What? - Like whiskey? - Well, no. I mean, I've had a shower beer. - [Chase] Who hasn't? - Me, I haven't. (laughs). - Oh, you should, man. - [Stevie] A shower beer's good, but you said it like this is a regular, I drink in the shower. - Every morning. - Yeah. - I drink in the shower. I've had coffee in the shower. I really recommend that.

But you need to have a top on your coffee mug. - I don't get this. - Take a travel mug in there. that only has the little mouth hole so you don't-. - So, what, can you explain? Is this because you had a quick morning and you needed to-. - The hot and the hot. And I usually do it with my, if I'm taking a shower in the afternoon, with my afternoon coffee, and I do them at the same time. - I just feel like there are some things-. - Around four o'clock shower. - There are some things. you shouldn't let yourself do. - Wait, but also, when you described how you shower, there's a lot of like, turning the water off time as well.

- Yeah, that's coffee time. - And a shortening of things. So how do you fit in- - Turn the water off, drink some coffee. - Yeah, like, so you turn the water off, you shampoo, you drink a sip of coffee, you turn the water back on, you rinse. - Yeah. - It's complicated. - It gets a little bit more into me time. when there's coffee introduced. But I mean, basically, we're all agreeing that. I'm not weird compared to this. Eating in the shower. - I think they're all weird, but I think eating is especially weird. - I've never eaten in the shower.

- I've never dranken in the shower. - You should do it. Have you eaten in the shower? - No. I was trying to think of what the optimal thing is. to eat in the shower, like a gazpacho or something. - Apparently it's a big sub. - A big, soggy sub. - A big old sub. - So all right, you have to put it at five. - Yep. - All right. - And then we're gonna switch. - I'm not feeling great. about it, not feeling great about this. - Okay. Stevie, tabulate our update at this point. And can we bring in this golden toilet? Because that's what's at stake here. If we get four out of six right, including the one Chase put up there...

Get this, look at that thing. - And now this is a. solid gold toilet. - It's amazing. - It's not gold plated. We had it molded. - Turn it sideways. Let's give 'em a little bit of the sideways look, because that thing is- - This is solid gold. - It's kinda like... Oh, look at that. - Yeah, you can get these. - I think Elvis had one of these on his jet. - Uh huh. He really weighed it down. - [Stevie] Okay, guys, it looks like you need to get. rearranging because you have two correct, and reminder, we gave you one.

- Oh, gosh. - Okay, so, not washing legs is correct. I think brushing your teeth after eating breakfast. is probably correct. 'Cause that's the most not weird thing up there, right? - [Link] Yeah. - So now let's go to the other end, what's the weirdest thing? This is what worked for us the other day. - I think pooping naked is less weird than we think. It's more common than we think. - Agreed. But hold on, before we make that move-. - We need to move that down. - What do you think is. the top weirdest thing? Eating in the shower, right? - Yes. - I think it might be.

eating in the shower and then eating in the toilet. - Yep. So let's move eating in the shower to number one. Eating on the toilet to number two. Now, hold on. - Pooping naked. - Either pooping naked. is wrong, or, yeah. We said move pooping naked to number five. - Yeah, and then put getting in shower. before turning the water on to number three. - Which is so strange. You think more people poop naked. than not wash their legs in the shower? All right, I think we can... - I don't know.

I feel like three and five could potentially switch, but I'm not confident in it. Was eating on the, yeah, okay. So we switched everything except the two that we think. were the ones that were right, which were four and six. - Yeah, yeah, four is right for sure. - Okay, all right. - Okay. - We're locked in, Stevie. - [Stevie] Well, you're locked in for a queen sweep. - Yes, we did it, man! - Yes! We're good at this game! - Wow! And you know what? I would like to thank David Hill. and totally give him permission, not that he's asking, to get clothes.

- Yeah, yeah. - You can come. out of the shower now! - Put your clothes back on, and feel free to use that bathroom. at any time with your clothes on. - We're gonna sit back there on that toilet. I even feel like I match it. - You kinda do. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. - You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Troy Christiansen. I'm here in my bathroom. where I just made a bold no hair choice. It's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - Scared himself with that comb. - Yeah, he's a little on edge after getting rid of his hair.

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