Puppet-Eating Dinosaurs

- Hey, Link. - Yeah. - Check this out. - What is that? - Mail. - My name's Lily. - and I'm Reagan. - (speaking in unison) from Florida. Good Mythical Morning! (upbeat music). ♪ You know what day it is? ♪. ♪ It's Thursday ♪. ♪ and Thursday means mail. ♪.

- Good Mythical Morning! - This episode is brought you by the Rhett and Link Store. It's our store. You go to our website, rhettlink.com and you click on store. It's pretty straightforward. You can get T-shirts like this. or with the Mythical Morning T-shirt. you can get mythical shoes. You can get all types of music. Anything that you do to support us means purchasing stuff. Or lemme say that the other way, anything you purchase means that you're supporting us. - [Link] Thank you for that. - [Rhett] I wonder if there's. a disorder where people don't know.

how to orient things properly. - I think it would. - It'd be a frustrating thing to have, like. - It'd be a frustrating thing to. be a friend to a person who had it, I think. Let me orient this for you. - Please. - Boom, ladies and gentlemen stop the presses, today is Rhett McLaughlin's birthday. - Yes! - It is October 11th, happy birthday, Rhett. Let me, let me, let me sing to you. - Are you gonna hug me? Shake my hand? - Yeah, I was. - What do you want to do? - I'll just give you a thumbs up. - Well, thanks. I'll shake it. - Happy birthday, man.

It's great. - Another year older. Another year stupider. - I do have a gift for you, but I mailed it and it's not here yet. Along with many mythical beasts that I'm sure. have mailed you stuff that are coming later than expected. Except for this one from Alicia, right? - Yeah. Thanks Alicia for sending me a nice birthday card. that you made custom little balloons on there. I'm gonna spend a lot of time with it later. My name is Richard. You know what his name isn't Richard. His name is Rihards. - Yeah. - Rihards.

And I'm from Riga. - Unless he misspelled his own name. - And I'm from Riga, Latvia. I'm 16. - Where? - Riga, Latvia, a country. - [Link] Cool. - [Rhett] It's a whole country, Link. - Okay. - And he says, firstly, I've sent you two. of my favorite Latvian candy bars, Serenade and Miks. - Awesome. We've already opened them, and now we're gonna eat them. Because it's your birthday I'll let you pick which one. - Serenade sounds more romantic. (crew laughs).

- Okay. This, this looks good here. - I bit to that thing without hesitation. - Oh, oh my goodness. - Really? - I did not expect what just happened. - Got a very Latvian flavor. - Oh my goodness. This is like a fruit log. with chocolate on it. Dude. Oh my God. - Can you sing to me while I eat this? - [Link] Oh. - What an insult, you spit that dude's candy bar out. - No, I didn't. I just went off screen. to enjoy it more. - He also has a baby cockatrice egg.

He said. - Oh yeah, thank you. - It's wooden, and rumor has it. that the baby cockatrice. (gargles water). will burn himself. out of this egg at some point. So we should keep that in a safe place. You have a pocket or something? - No, I don't, right. You're just gonna put it in your bra? - Put it right there. - Okay. - Put it right there. Over one of my nipples. (both laugh). - We need another one. It looks like we need three more of those. - Boy, that is obscene. - Rihards. - Put the kids to bed, Rihards.

Is that it? Is that all that happens in Lavia? - Yeah. (crew laughs). Okay. And let, we also have here. - [Link] Here I have this. Let me go. Hello. My name is Ashton and I'm a girl from Utah. There's plenty of those to go around, I think. Girls, girls in Utah, I don't know. The whole nipple thing just really threw me off my game. In honor of rub some bacon on it, she created a bacon strip out of these beads that you melt.

- I've done that before. - My kids have this. - It's crafty. - You make, it's beads that you melt with an iron, - I'm aware of it. - but my kids haven't made any bacon, but Ashton did. Thank you, Ashton. tastes better than. that Latvian candy I tell ya. - Chris Howard and. - He sent us some candy though. I like to eat things. Don't taint it with poison. - North Carolina. He says, here is just a little bit. of home for y'all a bit of North Carolinian soil, and if you want it, a bit of Rosemary for my garden.

Now, Chris, I hate to inform you, but I think what you've done here is illegal. Just, I mean, in California. - Oh really? - In California, they're crazy. Like we could take that soil, and we could sprinkle it out there, and the next thing you know. we could have like a non-native invasive pine tree species. that's just taken over the whole place. And the farm bureau, or I don't know, - They'd be on our backs. - would would be upset about it. - And the farm bureau is already breathing down our neck. - Yeah. We can't get those suckers off our backs. - I mean those guys are just tenacious. The funny thing is it smells like rosemary. Like he put the Rosemary in there first,

and then changed his mind or something, or his hand. - I'm just gonna wear it like a feed bag. - Just turn it up and just eat it. - I'm gonna put, I'm gonna use this with my wooden nipple. - Hey, this is Michael, Leah, and Jesse Parata. We thought a recording would be an amusing addition. to the time capsule. So what he is gonna, so what this, he did a, okay. - I think I get it. They want us to put this in the time capsule. So the aliens can play it when they find it.

- Yes. Yes. That's great. The nipple thing just threw me off my game. - I'm sorry. It won't happen again. - Okay, here's a clip of it. - [Tape Recorder] Good Mythical Morning! If you're listening to this. then you have found the mythical time capsule. You're probably wondering what all this random stuff is. These items are from mythical beasts around the world. and were mailed to Rhett and Link, the two biggest celebrities of the 21st century. - Two biggest celebrities. - I like that. - They go on to say, but we're sure they went down. in history and you probably still remember them today.

maybe with an annual mythical meetup. at a giant cockatrice statue in Los Angeles. - Huh. Ideas. - Now we're not exactly sure what year. this time capsule will be discovered, but if you want to know. that whether you're a mythical beast, an alien, or just an average person who enjoys watching. monster hover truck racing, you can always. have a good mythical morning any time of day, blah, blah, blah blah. Yeah, this is great. - And finally. - This is gone in the mythical time capsule. - Jesse Uberpoodle made statues. of our mythical beasts, Link. She said I did my best. or he did his best to make them strong.

but they fell apart in the mail, just to be honest with you. But you know, we can fix that. Mine is the Shahbaz. She put a pompadour on the eagle or the falcon. on the Shahbaz and yours is the chia Lincoln or. - Chia Squatch. - Whatever name you call it. The glasses. We can glue the glasses back on there. Thanks for sending that. Now I will say we got one more letter from Chandra Fickle. And this is a mom of a what at the time. was a 15 year old mythical beast fan of ours named JC,

and she wrote this letter. about how JC is a fan of ours and was turning 16, and she asked for us to send something. to her in the mail for her birthday. Now, you know, in general, we read all the letters and we love your letters. We love everything you guys send. but we're just not in a position, honestly. to mail things back to all you guys. We just, we just can't commit to that. We can't do that, but I did read the letter. and I was moved by it.

And I happened to notice that they live. in Bakersfield, California, and then it struck me. Wait, on our way to go camping. - We're going through Bakersfield. - We're going through Bakersfield. What if we stopped in and gave. an early birthday surprise to JC? (singing "happy early birthday" on recording). - We showed up at her house. Her mom knew we were coming. She was doing her homework. We sang "Happy Birthday" to her. Her friend Andrew was there. He's also a mythical beast.

He was contributed to the thoughtful guy cover contest. - So JC, happy 16th birthday, and Andrew also good to meet you. It was a great mini mythical meetup, which we can't commit to doing anymore of those. - Please don't make a lots of requests for that. That was an unusual circumstance, but you know what is a usual circumstance link? It's Thursday, it's a mail Thursday, which means for some reason. we gotta have an episode of Time Rangerers. (intense music).

- [Announcer] Time Rangerers. - Hey. - Hey. - What'cha doing? - Just sitting here thinking about. how much I wanna go back into that gazebo over there. - That gazebo over there? - Yeah. The one we time traveled in. - Oh man, listen, dude. I am not going back in that gazebo. Ever. Every time we get in that thing, something bad happens. I am staying right here. - Okay. You don't have to get so worked up about it, but you know what? I'll just go by myself. - Really? - Yeah.

- What? - I'm going in that gazebo over there by myself. - Oh. (footsteps). - I can go anywhere I want. 2007 Albuquerque, now that sounds fun. But you know, I've been there. Uh, Jurassic period. 150 million years ago. Age of the dinosaurs. Yeah. That's it. (cosmic noise). Wow. Look at this. Look at the flora and fauna. It's so prehistoric. - Hey man. - Uh, Link? - Yeah. It's Link from the future.

See? I got a mustache. - What are you, what are you doing here? - Dude, listen, you came here. Then you came back and told me. about all the fun you had with the dinosaurs. So then I decided. hey, I gotta come here and experience the fun with you. You said that you fed a brachiosaurus some foliage, man. - Really? It must've been that one over there. - Yeah. Over there. - I fed him some foliage? - Yeah. Grabbed some foliage down here. - Is that like some leaves? - Yeah, I think so. - Look, I got some right here. - See, that's good, feed it to him. - I'm feeding it to him.

- Oh yeah, look at that. - Oh look, he's just eating it right outta my hand. This is an amazing experience. This is so much fun. - This is exactly what you told me about. - Why did he, why did he run away so quickly? - Yep. You told me about that too. You said that he ran off because. a megalodon chased him away. - You mean a megalosaurus? - Yeah. - I think a megalodon is like a shark or some kind. - Yeah. I'm meant a megalosaurus that's, you were there. You just told me. - Yeah, probably it was megalosaurus. - But look over there. - Over there. - Yep. There he is, man. - Look. - Megalosaurus. - What did I say about him? - Look, you said that he started chasing you. and you barely got away.

- Oh, we should probably run then. - Yep. 'Cause here he comes. Oh no, he's got my foot. He's got my calf. (Link screams). I said I shouldn't have ever come back here. - Let's get back to the gazebo. (Link screams). - Goodness. (bombastic music). - I'm sorry you keep getting hurt Link, but you know. Maybe you should sport a mustache of that kind. You could just wear the puppet mustache. as your own mustache. - I could, but I'm not going to. I think it it would itch.

I could, who knows if I'm allergiced? Allergiced, is that a word? - I was allergiced yesterday. - How are we gonna end this episode? - Oh, close to the black one again, guys. - What is up with the wheel? - Rhett is sure he can fly. - Hey listen. - What, what are you doing? We're on the edge of the building. Don't get too close. - No, trust me. - We're just up here to see the view, man. - Just ignore the 90 stories of space beneath us, because I am relatively sure,

I would say 99% sure I can fly. - What? Just because it's your birthday. doesn't mean you can be an idiot. - No, I think it has something to do. with this Latvian being candy bar. Serenade me and I'm gonna go for it. The name of the bar is Serenade. You know what? The last piece that I need is wooden nipple. This will do it. - Oh, okay. Yeah. You're right. With the wooden nipple you can definitely fly. Go for it. Three, two, one. (Rhett screams).

(sound of body hitting floor). Nope. Couldn't fly. (upbeat music).